Chapter 16 Bedwetting
Chapter 16 Bedwetting
Tong Yu, what he repeats every day is that before dawn, he began to meditate and cultivate his soul with the dragon turtle immortals, and in the afternoon, he tied his legs with meteorite iron, and ran around the mountain with a big rock of 500 catties, and at night, he slept in a wooden barrel full of precious medicinal materials. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I said old man, I can't soak any impurities in the barrel now, why do you still let me soak it, you see my skin is about to be soaked out of the folds" Tong Yu got up early and rubbed his body and said lazily.
"You know the fart, clean up well, don't bother to talk to you, a fat man who doesn't know what to do" The dragon turtle immortal looked at Tong Yu with a disgusted expression.
"Hey, hey... Old man, I'm not fat anymore, wow..." Tong Yu had a terrible expression on his face, stood on the wooden barrel, took off the pants he had just put on, and showed off.
"Alas... If you see too much, you need to have a long needle's eye... You pervert" The dragon turtle immortal looked helpless at Tong Yu, since this guy returned to his normal body, he didn't like to wear clothes all day long, and he took off naked to look at his body when he was fine.
After Tong Yu's physique changed, the Dragon Turtle Immortal was afraid that Tong Yu's physique had just recovered and could not stabilize it, so in case other problems occurred, they used some precious medicinal materials every day to nourish the spiritual veins in Tong Yu's body.
The Dragon Turtle Immortal felt that Tong Yu's body had just recovered, the seal had just been unlocked, and the spiritual veins had not yet matured, just like a newborn baby, although he might be a strong warrior in the future, but the infant age at this moment still needed more care.
"Put on your clothes, today we are going to enter Yaoyang City and buy some medicinal herbs to come back, I don't have so many garbage medicinal materials with me, who knows that when I go out to run errands, I will meet you guy" The Dragon Turtle Immortal looked at the treasure bag on his waist with his spiritual power, and said thoughtfully.
"Sunshine City ·····" Tong Yu muttered silently, it has been a while since he left Yaoyang City, almost half a year, Tong Yu was a little nervous, and a bunch of pictures floated in his mind... Tongjia··· Hanshan Pie··· Bai Baoer··· Elder Lu of the Bai family······
"I want to tell you first, you have just recovered your body now, and you have just stepped into the path of spiritual cultivation, I know that you are now handsome, and you are a little stronger than before, but don't go to find the enemies of the past, you are now an ant in front of them, not enough to step on" The dragon turtle immortal looked at Tong Yu and warned.
"I won't go back to find those guys, I said I would go back when I became a strong man, I want to go back a little now, but I understand, it's still too early" Tong Yu clenched his fists again after speaking.
"Old man, do you say there is a way, you will become a very strong master at once, go back, click·· Click···· Knock down all my unhappy people, and then kneel and beg me for mercy, haha..." Tong Yu began to think thoughtlessly again.
"Yes..." The Dragon Turtle Immortal nodded seriously and walked out of the wooden house, Tong Yu casually dragged a piece of clothing and followed the Dragon Turtle Immortal out of the wooden house.
"I rub... Is there really one? Old man... Tell me about it..." Tong Yu was full of excitement and shouted behind the dragon turtle immortal.
"Go back and lie down... Dream it and you'll have ·····" The dragon turtle immortal turned around and glanced at Tong Yu with slanted eyes and disdain.
“·· Forehead ·········" Tong Yu looked at the back of the dragon turtle immortal speechlessly.
"I said, old man, aren't we riding a dragon tortoise?" When Tong Yu walked towards the dragon turtle, he watched the dragon turtle immortal walk straight towards the forest.
"Ride him into the city, and the whole city will come to watch and die?" The dragon turtle immortal said with his back to Tong Yu.
"You can't walk for half a day·····" Tong Yu looked at the scorching sun above his head and said.
When Tong Yu and the Dragon Turtle Immortals arrived at Yaoyang City, it was already dark, the city was brightly lit, and from time to time there were many shouts of people doing business, which could be heard from a long distance, and Jiang Miao was quite excited just to hear these voices.
"Hey, hey... I'm back, sir, a handsome man like me, there must be a lot of girls who like it, wow, ······" Tong Yu stood beside the gate of Yaoyang City, thinking crookedly, thinking that she hadn't seen a woman for a long time, Tong Yu was looking forward to the first woman to enter her eyes, except for the beast in the forest all day long, Tong Yu almost forgot what a woman looked like.
"Guy with no interest," the dragon turtle immortal scolded Tong Yu.
"Ouch my grass... This young woman ·····" As soon as the dragon turtle immortal finished speaking, he looked at the back of a young woman in the city, forgot about himself excitedly, and whispered, Tong Yu next to him squinted at the dragon turtle immortal, with a black line.
"Come... Here you go, this is the list of medicinal materials, this is the money bag, remember to buy the medicinal materials, tomorrow you will rush back to the cabin, for the teacher to find out if there are any major spiritual cultivation events recently" The dragon turtle immortal threw Tong Yu a note and a bag of money.
"This ······" Tong Yu lowered his head and counted the money, and when he looked up again and was about to ask about these medicinal materials, he found that the Dragon Turtle Immortal had already run to the young woman just now to talk to him.
"Lustful old man..." Tong Yu was speechless.
Just when Tong Yu lowered his head and counted the money
"Get out of the way, little beggar..." Tong Yu lowered his head and just walked to the city gate, when a carriage galloped over, and there were two people in cyan clothes sitting on the car, and a girl in the distance shouted at Tong Yu.
"Who is a beggar who is hairy in his legs? Don't think that you can talk nonsense if you have a big breast" Tong Yu saw the carriage galloping over, jumped away quickly, and was almost hit by the carriage, and yelled at the carriage. Tong Yu hadn't seen a woman for a long time, and when the carriage passed by just now, although the time was very short, Tong Yu's eyes all stayed on the girl who was driving the carriage.
"Huh?" After Tong Yu finished speaking, he looked at a bronze plaque used to paste tips at the gate of the city, and a torch next to him just projected Jiang Miao's appearance on it.
"Oops! Scared me, I'm like this? Hurry up and find a place to take care of it" Tong Yu looked at his vague shadow in the bronze medal, almost scared himself, and was dirty.
Tong Yu has been living in the forest, almost rarely take care of his image, today a bronze mirror, he was startled by his appearance, wearing a gray animal skin suit, simple and rustic, looking like dirty clothes, plus the hair is very long, not much care, messy, a lot of dust stuck on the road, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a beggar.
Tong Yu ran to a few pharmacies and purchased a bunch of medicinal herbs, because there was no space bag for the dragon turtle immortal, so he had to carry it in large bags and small bags, and he originally wanted to go everywhere to play, but now he has a bunch of things and can't go anywhere.
There was not much money left, he bought a new set of clothes, found a cheap inn, and changed into clothes, Tong Yu felt that he hadn't slept in bed for a long time, and looked at the soft bed in the inn in a daze.
"I'm almost forgetting how to sleep" Tong Yu thought that he had been soaking in a wooden barrel all day, or he couldn't get back to the wooden house during training, so he slept on a tree or on the edge of a cliff, and he really forgot how a normal person should sleep
Knowing that it was like taking a big tonic pill, I was excited all night long, and I kept screaming
But it doesn't seem to affect Tong Yu, Tong Yu dislikes the uncomfortable quilt on the bed, lifts it, sleeps on the wooden board, and falls asleep in a daze, Tong Yu dreamed that he walked into a very dark space, and saw a demon with red skin and a pair of dragon horns sitting inside, and the demon was smiling playfully at himself.
"Ah·····h Tong Yu was very conscious, but his body couldn't move, he couldn't wake up, he was uncomfortable, and the demon in the dream slowly approached Tong Yu.
"Uncle's... Ghost press? Tong Yu silently thought in his heart...
"Is there anyone out there? Come in and give me a push······" Tong Yu was uncomfortable at the moment, he felt like he was frozen, although the spiritual cultivator had the ability to fight against the sky, but this natural phenomenon could not be broken.
"No... It's so uncomfortable, I've got to figure out a way·····" Tong Yu couldn't move, as if the ghost was pressing the bed.
"Huh... That's right·····" Tong Yu seemed to have thought of something·······
"Whoa······· Tong Yu was used to wearing clothes when he slept outside, but he saw that Tong Yu's lower body was soaked at the moment······ (Author: He thought that the way to wake himself up was to pee, pee ·····, )
"Wow·····" Tong Yu woke up, wiped the cold sweat on his body, and suddenly lost his sleepiness.
"The taste is a little strong... Hehe..." Tong Yu found that his entire pants were wet, and he was choked by the smell of urine.
"How come as long as the ghost presses the bed, you will meet the red demon, the leg hair, he doesn't bother me, I'm annoyed" Tong Yu shook his head a little helplessly, since his body returned to normal, he often slept and met the ghost press, Tong Yu opened the window, blew the smell of urine in the house, and prepared to wash his body again.
"What are you doing?"
"Huh?" Tong Yu's hearing is quite strong, according to the words of the dragon turtle immortal, as long as there is an insect sound within a radius of 100 miles, you can hear the male and female.
"Don't mess around, I won't promise you" Tong Yu heard a girl's voice, and this kind of dialogue, Tong Yu sneered, he had seen many similar passages in the book. I thought: It's almost a little girl who meets a bad guy again, do I want to go out and see, maybe a hero will save the beauty or something, I'm a little excited to think about it...
At this moment, Tong Yu heard that in a deep alley in the distance, it seemed that someone was doing something that could not see the light, Tong Yu seemed to have forgotten about his peeing pants, and jumped lightly from the window, as light as a swallow, Tong Yu lived on the third floor of the inn, this jump, the whole person was in mid-air, looking staggering, Tong Yu landed firmly on the roof of a room, and then, ran up on the roof, but could not hear a sound.
"Oops, I forgot to change my clothes" After Tong Yu ran up, he found that there was a chill below, and he remembered the previous thing about wetting his pants.
Tong Yu ran to the alley where the incident occurred, sat on the roof of a house and watched, there were more than a dozen people in black clothes below, surrounded by three people in cyan clothes, three people in blue clothes, two women and one man, Tong Yu squinted his eyes and took a closer look.
"Uh... Isn't this the big-breasted girl before that? Tong Yu saw it from a long distance, the starlight fell, and the towering chest, although wrapped in thick clothes, was relatively large, and it was a little reflective in the night, and Tong Yu recognized it at once.
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