"Damn, that guy is actually Li Xuanfeng. ”

When Li Xuanfeng walked to his place and sat down, the eyes of the whole class widened in horror, and dozens of pairs of eyes looked at him in disbelief.

Although after cultivating, Li Xuanfeng's body has undergone earth-shaking changes, but on that green face, you can still vaguely see the shadow of the past.

After a long time, the students finally confirmed this surprising thing.

Then the teacher, who had been quiet, instantly became noisy, and all kinds of ridicule sounded one after another.

"How is it possible, this guy has eaten something, but he hasn't seen him for ten days, and he has changed his appearance!"

"I'm grass, did this guy go to the country of sticks for plastic surgery?"

", can plastic surgery in the country of sticks have such an effect?"

"That is, you see his skin, it can be made by plastic surgery. If plastic surgery could have such an effect, I would have gone to TMD a long time ago. ”

"Besides, with Li Xuanfeng, that poor ghost, does he have the money to have plastic surgery?"

"Damn. ”

Seeing Li Xuanfeng sit down, Zhang Jinsong, the originally confused little fat man, was also shocked, and after carefully looking at him, he immediately burst into a foul mouth, and asked mysteriously: "Brother, did you meet the cultivator in the novel and gave you some kind of reborn elixir that made you change your appearance." ”

"I haven't woken up yet. ”

Li Xuanfeng was stunned, I have to say that this dead fat man was quite prescient. It's just that, of course, the truth can't be explained to him.

"Then tell me, why have you changed so much?" The dead fat man leaned over, squinted his little eyes, and said shyly: "It's not really like they say, you really went to the stick country for plastic surgery." Also, if you still dye your coquettish white hair, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning? Even if the lightning doesn't slash, the old class will have to spray you to death. ”

Li Xuanfeng was very helpless, his mentality had not completely changed, and before coming to school, he had not thought of this stubble at all. Now, I can only keep my eyes open and talk nonsense.

"What's so strange, buddy is when he grows his body, and it's natural to have changes. ”

"Could it be that this is the legendary eighteen changes of the male college student?" The dead fat man touched his chin dozens of layers, his expression was very deep, and then he said with a sad and indignant face: "This is simply unreasonable, you guy has become so handsome." I'm eighteen years old, so I haven't changed at all. ”

"You don't have to change, you just need to lose your fat. Li Xuanfeng patted the dead fat man on the shoulder and suggested with a serious expression. This dead fat man is not ugly, if he loses weight, he will definitely be a little fresh meat.

"Forget it, then. ”

The dead fat man suddenly shook his head like a rattle. He has only two hobbies in his life, playing and eating, and his biggest dream is to eat all the world's food.

He is extremely lazy, except for playing and eating, everything is only three minutes hot. Letting him exercise to lose weight is worse than killing him.

"Then you can live your life by masturbating. ”

Li Xuanfeng said angrily.

"Who masturbated? I'm known as the little prince of the nightclub, I've been through a hundred battles, how can I masturbate?" Zhang Jinsong was suddenly angry, his chubby little face was twisted together, like a bun, and he looked a little cute.

Li Xuanfeng turned around, too lazy to take care of him.

Before he crossed over, he only had a friend like the dead fat man, and he didn't say anything about the dead fat man who had been taking care of him for three years, but he was very grateful in his heart.

After the crossing, in the deceitful cultivation realm, friendship is even more of a luxury.

Therefore, this dead fat man is one of the few brothers he truly recognizes in his two lives combined.

Li Xuanfeng has not forgotten everything about him, and he knows him well.

This guy just likes dead ducks with a hard mouth, running trains with a mouthful, and is obviously a junior brother who stutters when he talks to the opposite sex.

But he still wants to call himself the little prince of the nightclub, and he has been in a hundred battles.

Isn't that?

It's almost the same after a hundred strokes.

As the class bell rang, the teacher entered the classroom, and the noisy sound disappeared without a trace.

Ten thousand years, Li Xuanfeng has long forgotten all the knowledge in the textbooks, but with his current Yuanshen realm, which is comparable to the Xuanxian Immortal in the Immortal Realm, just by casually swiping it, the whole book is clearly imprinted in his mind.

As for comprehension, let alone the ability to understand.

In the previous life, those profound mental methods, spells, and supernatural powers in the cultivation realm, wouldn't that be a thousand or ten thousand times more profound than this?

Therefore, learning is really a trivial thing for Li Xuanfeng.

In just one morning, Li Xuanfeng finished reading all the high school knowledge.

The words on the blackboard that there are still eighteen days before the college entrance examination filled the other students with a sense of urgency.

But for him, it was really an ordeal!

"Brother, a new mutton hot pot restaurant has opened at the school gate, I heard that the ingredients are all domestic black goats, which taste great, let's try it, I'll treat you." As the old rule goes, I'll eat it after you've tried it. ”

After school, Zhang Jinsong hugged Li Xuanfeng's shoulders as usual, grinning, how obscene his chubby face looked.

"Okay!"

Li Xuanfeng happily agreed, and there was a touch of softness in his indifferent eyes.

In my memory, this scene has happened countless times.

And every time he went, the dead fat man always asked him to take the first bite first.

After he had eaten and said it was delicious, he used his chopsticks.

The reputation is to let Li Xuanfeng be a guinea pig. He Zhang Jinsong only eats delicious food, and he can't let unpalatable food pollute his mouth.

And as a reward for being a guinea pig, naturally he treats every time.

The amazing thing is that Li Xuanfeng, who has a very low emotional intelligence, actually believed his nonsense.

It wasn't until a long time later that I realized it.

It turned out that Zhang Jinsong saw that he lived too hard, and he rarely even ate meat, so that he was malnourished for a long time and his body was very thin. wanted to help him, but was afraid that Li Xuanfeng, who had strong self-esteem, would not accept it, so he came up with this lame excuse.

"You promised?"

Zhang Jinsong was a little stunned.

Ever since Li Xuanfeng came into contact with masturbation and relied on games to make a living, he rarely accepted his invitations. I went a few times, and the account was settled early.

He was ready to be rejected, but he didn't expect Li Xuanfeng to agree so happily that the persuasion words he had thought of were stuck in his throat.

"There's free food to eat, why don't you say yes?"

Li Xuanfeng's face was natural.

In the past, because of his ridiculous inferiority, he thought that Zhang Jinsong was sympathetic to him, so he repeatedly rejected his kindness. Now, he regards Zhang Jinsong as his only friend.

Friend's kindness, why not accept it?

Zhang Jinsong was dumbfounded, stared at him for a long time, and then said in a daze: "Not only have you become handsome, but even your personality has changed." ”

When Li Xuanfeng heard this, he suddenly felt like a world away from life in his heart, and in his mind, all the things he had experienced in the cultivation realm for thousands of years still appeared.

I couldn't help but let out a long sigh in my heart, my eyes were full of vicissitudes, and I said quietly: "People will change, after all, we will all grow up." ”

"It's so esoteric. The dead fat man scratched his head and muttered, not bothering to think about it. Pulling Li Xuanfeng, he said excitedly: "No matter what you become, whether you grow up or not, you are my good brother Zhang Jinsong." Tomorrow is Sunday, and we're going to eat and go all night. Whatever you say tonight, you're going to take me up two ranks too. ”

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