Chapter 50: You Won't Be Here to Ask for Debts?
Lin Yuan closed his mouth and didn't chat with Li Jianlan, he was really afraid of being called Xiao Yuanyuan again, so in order to pass the time, he dealt with the four bear legs over and over again.
Looking at the bright and white bear legs, Lin Yuan sighed in his heart, it is cheaper for you three brothers and sisters, brother, I have never eaten such clean meat.
About half an hour later, the Li brothers used Li Jianying's long stick as a flat pole and carried a large bundle of wood from the snow in the distance.
Lin Yuan moved to Li Jianlan's side, and said in a low voice: "Let's discuss a matter! Can you not call me Xiao Yuanyuan in front of your two brothers!"
"No!" Li Jianlan just refused, and quickly changed, "Why don't you call me a good sister?"
"How can this work, no matter how you look at it, you're younger than me!" Lin Yuan strongly refused.
"Really, then forget it!" Li Jianlan got up and planned to greet the two brothers who came over.
"Don't, don't!" Lin Yuan grabbed Li Jianlan and said in a low voice, "Just this once!"
"What's the matter once or twice, do you call me or not, if you don't call me, I'll call you Xiao Yuanyuan!" Li Jianlan threatened in a low voice!
"Good sister!" Lin Yuan had no choice but to whisper.
"Good brother is so good!" Li Jianlan shouted loudly, for fear that her two brothers walking on the snow would not hear it, and added, "In the future, my sister will cover me, don't be afraid of anything!"
Lin Yuan sat down on the snow all of a sudden, his head buzzing, this time his face was too big, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look at the Li family brothers who came back carrying the wood.
This is unbelievable, where do the Li brothers have time to listen to what Li Jianlan has to say, they can't take care of their own affairs.
I saw that the two of them were embarrassed all the way, carrying a bar in their left hands and their crotch in their right hands, limping on the snow.
Seeing this scene, Li Jianlan pulled Lin Yuan and ran towards his two elder brothers.
"What's wrong?" asked Li Jianlan.
"I've been going for so long, could it be that I've met a peerless pervert? I snatched the belts of the two of you? Something shouldn't have happened!" Lin Yuan looked at it and found that the belts of the two were gone.
"You just met a peerless pervert!" Li Jianying opened his mouth to scold, and as he spoke, he handed the long stick in his hand to Lin Yuan, concentrating on lifting his crotch.
"I said, where did your trouser belt go?" Lin Yuan said curiously.
"We first walked around the neighborhood and didn't find firewood, and then we walked a little farther and found a lot, because we didn't want to run again, so we were in a hurry, and the belts of our trousers were squeezed together, and we made such a big bundle of wood, and it was estimated that it should be enough to roast a bear leg meat. Li Jianxiong handed the long stick in his hand to Li Jianlan, pointed to the bundle of firewood, and said complacently.
Li Jianying, who was on the side, heard his younger brother describe this, and instantly felt that his face was hot, and he raised his head high to prevent everyone from seeing his expression at this time.
At this time, he greatly regretted that when Li Jianxiong suggested tying firewood with his trouser belt, he did not insist on not doing so, and his reputation was ruined like this.
When Lin Yuan heard what Li Jianxiong said, he could barely hold back his laughter, and later had to keep coughing dry to hide his irrepressible laughter.
"Hey, little brother, are you okay, coughing so badly!" Li Jianxiong heard that Lin Yuan was coughing constantly, and asked kindly.
Li Jianying raised his slap, slapped Li Jianxiong's head hard, and said, "Shut your stinky mouth!"
"Hahaha! If I hold it any longer, I may have to laugh out of internal injuries, it's so funny, if you want to hit me, you can beat it, I promise not to fight back!" Lin Yuan faced this Li Jianying, holding his stomach and laughing.
Li Jianlan's cheeks on the side were also very red. Originally, he successfully fooled Lin Yuan and called out his good sister, wanting to snort in front of the two elder brothers, so that Lin Yuan couldn't raise his head.
It's a good thing that his two elder brothers have done such an unbearable behavior, and they think it is a clever plan, and they instantly feel that they can't raise their heads in front of Lin Yuan.
"Didn't you take your brains when you went out?" Li Jianying saw Lin Yuan laughing so much that he almost rolled on the snow, raised his slap, and once again lined up on Li Jianxiong's head.
Li Jianxiong was slapped twice in a row, and he was a little painful, so he took two steps back and said, "Why do you keep beating me?"
"Why am I beating you? I want to hit you when I'm in a bad mood!" Li Jianying held his pants in one hand and stretched out the other, pretending to hit Li Jianxiong again.
The four of them made trouble as they walked, and after they reached the vicinity of the polar white bear, they began to light a fire.
Because the bear's legs were too thick, Lin Yuan took out a wolf tooth dagger and hung a few flower knives on it neatly to avoid embarrassing things that happened on the outside.
Li Jianying looked at Lin Yuan's shaved bear legs, and said, "Little brother, your knife flower is so beautiful!"
"Don't call me little brother, just call me Lin Yuan!" Lin Yuan said.
"Li Jianying!" Li Jianying hugged his fists and introduced himself, then turned his head and pointed to Li Jianxiong and Li Jianlan, "My brother Li Jianxiong and sister Li Jianlan!"
Seeing that Li Jianying was so solemn, Lin Yuan had to arch his hand in return.
"Brother Lin Yuan, where did you learn the skill of opening a knife on your bear's leg?" Li Jianxiong asked with some urn sounds.
"My uncle and I depend on each other, he is a hunter, often go out and come back for three or five days, except for all kinds of beast meat, there is nothing to eat at home, so I changed my tricks to make those beast meat, and after a long time, I naturally learned a lot of strange meat cleaver techniques!" Lin Yuan explained in detail.
"Then you're not very happy, and you can't finish eating beast meat!" Li Jianxiong said with some envy.
Li Jianying, who was on the side, heard this, covered his eyes, and said in his heart: I really don't want to go out with Li Jianxiong next time, it really lowers the average IQ of the Li family.
"Happy fart! You rich and noble children of wealthy families will not know what is called the suffering of children from poor families!" Lin Yuan finished retorting, and immediately said, "My family is poor..."
almost told the story that he only had a pair of underwear when he was young, Lin Yuan was careful and his liver was pounding, and it was strange that he really wanted to say it so that he would not be laughed to death by the three of them.
"What is poor in your family?" Li Jianying asked with some curiosity when he saw that Lin Yuan was not continuing halfway through his words.
"My family is poor..."Lin Yuan was a little speechless, his mind thought quickly for a moment, and then spoke, "My family is poor, my uncle didn't find me an aunt to cook for me, I grew up eating the village's hundred family meals when I was young!"
"Sounds quite pitiful!" Li Jianxiong sighed thoughtfully.
"And that's not all! Who has ever seen someone come to the Far North to wear such a thin one. Lin Yuan lifted the bear skin wrapped in the outer layer and continued to speak, "This bear skin is still killed by me, otherwise I may freeze to death." ”
"Don't listen to his nonsense, his family is very rich! Our third uncle still owes him millions of taels of silver!" Li Jianlan saw that Lin Yuan was blowing farther and farther, and directly pierced it.
"The third uncle owes him millions of taels of silver?" Li Jianying was extremely curious, what could he do to owe so much silver, and the third uncle was not a fool.
"Brother Lin Yuan, you won't be here to ask for debts, right?" Li Jianxiong asked thoughtlessly.