Chapter 22: Little Fat Man!
"Wait a minute! This young adult doesn't care about the villain, and the horse is given to you......"
"Oh no, that horse was mine!" The little chubby yelled fiercely. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Ye Tianlong was not light, he was so good at talking about it, and wanted to expose the matter in one go, but the other party did not relent, and he had to beat himself.
"Bah, dead fatty, do you think Ben Shao is easy to bully?" Ye Tianlong didn't treat Xiaopang as an ordinary baby at all.
Whose nursing child is as cruel as him? threatened to put himself in the pot and boiled, and his mouth was full of threatening words.
Cannibalism is something that Xiaopang can't do, he just wants to scare Ye Tianlong and vent his evil anger.
Ye Tianlong gradually lost his support, but in less than ten rounds, he was defeated, and he was chased by Xiao Fat and ran behind.
"Oh, thin man, don't run! We're fighting three hundred rounds! ”
Ye Tianlong cursed constantly, this little fat man like a meat ball, running with wind under his feet, not slow at all, but much faster than himself.
Xiao Pang held a few stones in his hand, chased Ye Tianlong's buttocks, and kept picking stones from his waist as a hidden weapon to beat his ass.
Ye Tianlong turned his head and roared angrily, "I am the eldest young man of Yejiabao, a wild child in the countryside, how dare you bully me!" ”
"Ahh I don't care what you do, I have to hammer you bastard to death today! Chubby grinded his teeth, and his attitude was extremely hateful.
Ye Tianlong is easy to say, soft and hard, but the other party looks like he is determined to hammer himself to death, if he stays for a while, the big bone stick of Bai Sensen will fall on his body.
Boom!
Several snow-white pythons showed their hideous fangs, three or four feet long, and pounced on the little fat.
Xiao Pang waved the big bone stick and directly resisted with brute force, sweeping across the ground, kicking up a large cloud of smoke and dust, covering Ye Tianlong's eyes.
Ye Tianlong was in tears, coughing constantly, and he didn't know how much sand he had inhaled into his lungs just now. shouted and scolded in his mouth: "The little fat man who is damn by God has used three indiscriminate methods!" ”
As soon as he heard Ye Tianlong still scolding himself, Xiao Pang suddenly became angry, raised two fists, and directly came to his eye sockets, turning them into black panda eyes.
Burst!
smashed down with a punch, his nose was crooked, his eyes were slanted, his gums were mostly shattered, and his originally handsome and chic face became a ghost in a blink of an eye.
"Little thin man, it's time to fight." Xiaopang pressed Ye Tianlong to the ground, beat him with a wild hammer, and his buttocks were rotten into eight petals.
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After venting his anger, Xiaopang wrung his fingers, opened a pair of innocent big eyes, and looked at Ye Tianlong like mud, feeling very unhappy.
"Am I going too hard?" Chubby muttered to himself, thinking about it, the horse might really be his, or maybe he broke the reins and ran to the river to drink without him noticing.
Xiaopang's nose is very keen, and the smell on Ye Tianlong's body is generally the same as the smell on the horse, with a refreshing fragrance like a chrysanthemum.
After a long time, Ye Tianlong let out a low groan, frowned, his eyelids jumped lightly, and as soon as he opened it, he saw a fat little face, looking at him innocently.
Immediately, Ye Tianlong lay directly on the ground and pretended to be dead, his mouth opened wide, and his eyelids rolled over, like a dead fish.
"Hey, you're okay, are you?" Chubby twisted his fingers and asked embarrassedly.
Ye Tianlong kept scolding his father and mother in his heart, he was beaten like this bear by you, he has a good handsome face, not even a pig face, and he is still called nothing?
"Well, maybe I was a little impatient just now, and I started too hard...... But ah, who told you to provoke me first, if you hadn't provoked me, you wouldn't have been like this......"
"Ha, you're saying that I was beaten like this pig and it was purely self-inflicted?" Ye Tianlong suddenly straightened his waist and spat at Xiaopang Xingzi to attack.
Chubby wiped his face, waved his hand, and said, "That's not what I said." ”
Ye Tianlong held back the anger in his heart, packed his bags, led the horse, and walked step by step.
His ass was smashed by Xiao Chubby, and it became a few petals, and Ye Tianlong himself wanted to know, but it should have reached the level of "miserable", you know, in the past, at home, when he was being trained from home, the most serious one, his butt was rotten four or five petals, and his mother cried for half a night.
"Who made you want to bully me?" Chubby lowered his head, wrung his fingers, and muttered quietly.
"Hey, why don't I escort you for a ride."
Ye Tianlong endured the pain of wanting to howl wolf, and squeezed out two words from between his teeth: "No!" ”
"But, I see that you are so weak, what if you encounter some robbers along the way? After all, not everyone is as kind as I am. Chubby scratched his head and said humbly.
Ye Tianlong wanted to be loud, is there such a brazen person as you? Most of the robbers are still very professional, and they will leave after the robbery, unless you have a more delicate female dependent, maybe they will suffer, otherwise, since the money has already arrived, what if you let you go? You leave a glimmer of room for others, and if you encounter such a situation in the future, maybe God will give you a glimmer of life.
But what about the damn little fat man? snatched his own horse, and carried the back of his ass, chasing and beating wildly, his ass was hammered to pieces, and he was almost beaten to death, whose child is as cruel as him? Beasts better than beasts!
The leaves flutter and dance.
In the distance, strange mountains stand tall, mountains are continuous, verdant and steep, clouds cover the mist.
The morning mist has not yet dissipated, and it is permeated in the mountain stream, and the waterfall hangs high, rumbling and hanging, stirring up the splash of silver water.
"Hey, we've known each other for a long time, and I don't know what your name is." Chubby was holding a bag of animal skins, which was filled with fruits picked along the way, crunching and eating crisply.
Ye Tianlong rubbed himself with the golden medicine, the pain suddenly disappeared, only a slight tingling, as for the injury on the buttocks, Xiaopang volunteered, saying that he wanted to make amends, but Ye Tianlong refused with a black face, he was eager to see Xiaopang now, and strangled him with one hand.
I really couldn't stand the little fat man's grinding, Ye Tianlong said impatiently: "You want to know my name?" Okay, I'll tell you. This Shaoxing does not change his name, he does not change his surname, his surname is spy, his name is unknown, and he is called a spy. ”
"Daddy?" Xiaopang blinked and said suspiciously, "You didn't lie to me?" ”
Ye Tianlong was stunned, glanced over, and squinted at Xiao Fat with extremely surprised eyes.
Xiaopang lowered his head, pondered for a while, and then smirked heartlessly: "My name is Xiaopang, we can be regarded as acquaintances, in the future, we will eat fragrant and spicy food together, and no one can eat alone." ”
After that, Xiaopang ran over, stuffed the animal skin bag full of fruits in his arms into Ye Tianlong's hand, tilted his head, his face was full of hope, looked at him with blank eyes, and stretched out a chubby little hand.
"What?"
"I just said okay, if you want to eat fragrant and drink spicy food together, if you are brothers, you have to be righteous enough, how can a person be embarrassed to eat alone?" Xiao Fat had a straight face, pretending to be the way Fang Meng reprimanded people.
Xiaopang swallowed his saliva, looked at Ye Tianlong's Qiankun bag, and whispered: "Don't pretend to be garlic, I smell it, a smell of meat......"
Ye Tianlong didn't know how to make a ghost, and with a pile of broken fruits that could be seen everywhere in the mountains and forests, he was exchanged for the only bit of meat and food left in the Qiankun bag.
"Spy, where are you going? What a hurry. Xiao Fat sat on the tall horse, constantly stuffing it into his mouth, and snatched the meat from Ye Tianlong.
Ye Tianlong was impatient and kept wanting to send the little fat man away, but the latter was like a dog skin plaster, so he entangled himself, and refused to leave if he was alive or dead, so he had to escort himself all the way to the destination.
"You're too weak, even I can't beat you, in case I meet a few wild cats and eat you, it's even delusional to dig a grave and erect a monument for you."
Ye Tianlong felt that he had been severely humiliated, and this humiliation all came from that little fat man.
Xiaopang didn't seem to see it, Ye Tianlong, whose face was already flushed with anger, continued to grind with Ye Tianlong.
The horse was tired of walking, sweating like rain, and refused to go, turned his head, and looked at the little fat with a pair of eyes.
Xiaopang got off the horse, sat on a bluestone basking in the sun, resting, the horse seemed to be energetic again, circling around Ye Tianlong, snorting at Xiaopang, looking as pitiful as he was.
Ye Tianlong led the horse and walked slowly along the dirt road, and suddenly he got on the horse and galloped wildly, and disappeared without a trace of smoke.
"Dead fatty, you wait for me!" Ye Tianlong gritted his teeth and put down a cruel word, and escaped his clutches while Xiaopang was resting and sleeping.
Xiaopang woke up in a daze, tilted his head, and didn't know why Ye Tianlong didn't say goodbye.
Xiao Fat swept around, caught an unlucky egg, rode it, and chased it in the direction where Ye Tianlong left.
Leaving that demon king, Ye Tianlong felt that his world had become beautiful again, no, it was only a few hours of kung fu before he met a group of robbers.
A luxurious carriage was parked on the side of the road, and a group of strong men were not weak in cultivation, and the highest one had the cultivation of the Yi Muscle Realm.
More than a dozen loyal retainers escorted the carriage behind them, and the pink curtain was lifted to a corner, and a delicate and flawless face came into Ye Tianlong's eyes.
Originally, he didn't want to care about this idle matter, and he wanted to hide in a hundant place, but Ye Tianlong, who was watching the excitement, was suddenly rushed to his brain by a burst of blood, and suddenly collapsed, and shouted loudly: "Stop!" ”
The people on both sides looked at Ye Tianlong in surprise, a man covered in scars, hehe smiled evilly, came to resist the knife, looked Ye Tianlong up and down, and said in a strange manner: "Boy, if you want to be a hero and save the beauty, you have to weigh it yourself, just rush at your small body, is it enough for me to cut it with one knife?" ”
Ye Tianlong stepped forward with his left foot, brushed it, pulled out the sword from his waist, and danced a few beautiful sword flowers in the air, attracting the woman behind the powder curtain, and her beautiful eyes flashed again and again.
Ye Tianlong was silent, holding the sword in his hand, pointing sideways at the group of strongmen, tilting his head arrogantly, elegant and chic, without flaws.
"Hmph, I don't know if I'm alive or dead!" Four or five strongmen rushed over, and the master of the Yi Muscle Realm, wearing two iron eagle claws, rushed directly towards the carriage.
The two loyal retainers roared, and the blood-colored sword slashed out, the boulder cracked, and the sawdust flew all over the place, directly resisting the attack of the Yijin Realm master.
Swordsmanship is like flowing water, chic and dusty, Ye Tianlong is like a fairy in the dust, the snow-white python is extremely fierce, and with a few snorts, the weapons of the four or five strongmen will be broken inch by inch.
Although Ye Tianlong's swordsmanship was ridiculed by Xiao Pang for being flashy, it was more than enough to deal with a group of bandits who were not even third-rate.
The eagle claw master looked at his subordinates, one after another fell under the opponent's sword, his expression suddenly darkened, his eyes were cold, a claw slapped down, blood surged, a meridian penetrated one side of the body, turned into a dragon with teeth and claws, and pounced away.
"Childe be careful!" In the carriage, there was a sudden coquettish voice, crisp and pleasant, this was definitely the most beautiful sound Ye Tianlong had ever heard.
Ye Tianlong pretended to be calm and laughed: "Just a loach, why don't you worry about your teeth, look at the sword!" ”
Airplanes~~~
A memorial was lit up, and then exploded, turning into a flood of fireworks, enveloping the blood-colored dragon.
Ye Tianlong's heart was dripping blood, before parting, a guest in the family imprinted six life-saving sacrificial texts on his sword, and once it was used, it was Ye Tianlong's greatest reliance, and he could not be afraid of the master of the Yijin Realm.
For the favor of the Pomeranians, although Ye Tianlong secretly wanted to cry in pain, but on the surface, he looked up to the sky and laughed, pointed at the eagle claw man, and shouted: "Little bandit, how can you be murderous in front of me?" ”
Seeing that the situation was not good, the eagle claw man decisively ordered a retreat, and before leaving, he glanced at Ye Tianlong coldly with those eagle-like eyes.
Ye Tianlong's skin was a little numb, it was one thing to be fearless of a master of the Yi Muscle Realm, but it was another thing to be complained about by others, and it was another thing to worry about it in his heart. No one wants to be a cultivator who is one level higher than themselves, talking all day long, in case someone ignores your identity and attacks and kills you when you are most lax, even if it is a strong protection, it is useless.
The teeth are like a rhinoceros, the head of the mantis is moth-eyebrowed, the cheeks are condensed with new li, the nose is greasy goose fat, and the slender waist jade belt, the employment is curling, the beautiful eyes are shy and luster, and the waist is bowed, outlining a bewitching and full posture.
"Thank you for your help, the little girl is grateful." Lovely flowers, with a pair of clear big eyes, gently aimed at Ye Tianlong, her pretty face was red, with a shy peach blossom red.
"The girl doesn't have to be polite, what I ask for is to be outspoken, happy and hateful, and live a chic and comfortable life." Ye Tianlong hurriedly helped the woman up, looking at the snow-white under the white neck, Ye Tianlong unconsciously swallowed his saliva.
The woman was like a frightened deer, shyly looking at Ye Tianlong's hands supporting her arms, as slender and white as a woman. And she didn't stop this rude action......
"Oh, big sister, are you okay?" Just as Ye Tianlong was about to further enhance his relationship with the woman, a discordant voice sounded.
Ye Tianlong glanced down, and was suddenly startled, and found that the little fat man who was killing the god was actually standing between himself and the mushroom, and couldn't help but shout: "When did you come?" ”
The little fat looked at him resentfully, flattened his mouth, and said, "I've been tired of coming for a long time, but you have been chatting with your big sister and haven't noticed me." ”
"What does it mean to be a long time?"
"Hmm~~~" Xiao Fat pulled a long voice, thought about it seriously, and said: "When you fought with that gang of strongmen, I came, otherwise why did you think that falcon-like man would retreat?" ”
Ye Tianlong looked at the woman in white with a surprised face, his face turned red, and he said angrily: "Nonsense! The falcon man was clearly afraid of my might and had to retreat! ”
"Cut, can I lie to you?" Xiaopang glanced at his mouth, he had never been worried about him, and finally rushed over, otherwise, now he really had to dig a pit for Ye Tianlong and find a place to bury his bones.
The woman in white glanced at Ye Tianlong suspiciously, squatted down, blinked her smart beautiful eyes, pinched her chubby face, and said with a smile: "What a cute little brother." ”
"little fat man, I'm not done with you! Yes! Yes! Ah......" Ye Tianlong shouted in his heart, a good peach blossom luck, just because of the appearance of the little fat, he watched it slip away from his hands.
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