Chapter 44: Ontology
"Change...... Transformers!!! ”
Looking at everything in front of him, the rat demon himself didn't know why he spit out such a word inexplicably. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Well, I admit that this is all a deliberate stalk set up by the editor in order to let you understand everything that happened at this time more vividly.
In the sound of "click", the white clothes on Zhan Yibai's body first changed, fell off, fused, and then turned into a snow-white giant sword with a length of feet, suspended in the air.
Immediately afterwards, Zhan Yibai's whole body was like fish scales under the sun, and after a layer of ripples, it detached, flipped, and then combined, as if a card was turned from front to back. The flipping of the front and back turns the color of the skin from white to yellow to shiny silver.
In a short process, Zhan Yibai has become a metal figure whose whole body seems to be flowing with mercury, and the light can be seen.
If you look closely, it is not difficult to find that this metallic mercury color has a slight cyan glow.
The mirror-smooth body does not lose the elasticity of its muscles, but it hides the convex and concave feeling of the joints and blood vessels, and people will unconsciously feel cold when they look at it, as if he is not a living creature at all, but a dead thing as sharp as a blade.
The things under the crotch are gone, the hair on the whole body is gone, even the eyes, nose, mouth, and ears are gone.
Although there is still an obvious three-dimensional sense on the bare head, there is no facial features.
The blue-silver body, perfectly proportioned, is enough to make any man envious and jealous. Although the muscles are not overly developed, they are extraordinarily coordinated, and every place seems to hide a terrifying explosive power.
Click!!
At this time, Zhan Yibai's human figure was more than a head taller, reaching a foot high.
"Is that so?" Zhan Yibai lowered his head, which had no facial features, carefully examined his whole body, and spoke.
Please forgive me for not using "open my mouth", I really can't find that organ.
But the sound actually came from where the mouth should have been.
The sound has not changed much, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear a metallic sonorous sound.
"You...... What the hell are you? Looking at Zhan Yibai's "body", perhaps out of inferiority, the rat demon who had turned back into a human body trembled and said.
The world is full of wonders, and the rat demon thinks that he is a well-informed demon, at least within a radius of 100 miles, except for the king's bedroom, where has he never been, but how have he ever seen such a monster?
"Don't you know?" Zhan Yibai's voice was full of disappointment.
"That...... Ahem, it's really immoral for you to be naked like this, so let's change back. The rat demon twisted the rat's whiskers, and said with a red face.
Zhan Yibai's current appearance may be naked, but those indecent places have long been diluted to a large extent, not so much naked, but more suitable to wear a tights, as for the immorality, it has nothing to do with it. The reason why the rat demon said this was just out of envy and jealousy in his heart.
Imagine the filth and obscenity of your own body, and compare it to the body in front of you that is so perfect that it can cross races, demons, and immortals, there are thousands of grass and mud horses galloping in the depths of the rat demon's heart.
"Can you still play well, can you still ?!!!?"
Suppressing the urge to scold his mother, the rat demon reluctantly glanced at the body again, and finally turned around in shame.
Click!!!
There was another clicking sound behind him.
"Alright." Zhan Yibai said.
Call!!!
Hearing Zhan Yibai's words, the rat demon breathed a sigh of relief, and then turned around cautiously, and looked at it again, and sure enough, Zhan Yibai once again returned to his human form.
"In the future, it's okay, don't show your body." The rat demon said inexplicably irritated in his heart.
"Why, I feel more powerful when I become like that." Zhan Yibai was puzzled.
"If you don't allow it, you don't allow it, why are there so many? Boy, do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young, you rat master...... Ahem, the old man has lived for more than 400 years, what about you, yellow-toothed child. The rat demon said indignantly.
"That ......" Zhan Yibai looked down at the rat demon with a strange expression, and before he finished speaking, he was ruthlessly interrupted by the rat demon.
"What, that, this, rat...... The old man told you that the appearance you just now was so ugly, if it wasn't for the old man who endured it, he would have vomited out the food he ate yesterday. So, the old man is doing all this for your own good, understand? ”
"Understood, it's just ......" Zhan Yibai nodded very obediently.
"Nothing." The rat demon roared angrily.
"Okay." Interrupted twice in a row, Zhan Yibai finally gave up what he wanted to say.
For Zhan Yibai's knowledge of current affairs, the rat demon nodded with satisfaction, and the resentment in his heart gradually eased, twisted the rat's whiskers, pretended to be old-fashioned again, raised his head and pointed at Zhan Yibai and asked, "Little demon, which mountain are you from?" ”
There is no way, even if Zhan Yibai changes back into human form, the height difference between the two is too big.
Zhan Yibai shook his head.
The rat demon patted his forehead in distress, he was really confused, this fool just said that he didn't remember anything except his name.
"Hey, when you meet the old man, it's your kid's creation. Look at your skinny skin, so in the future, you will follow the old man. Although it may not be rich and expensive, at least it can be worry-free. The rat demon who had regained his senses finally remembered his calculation just now, and his eyes did not forget to secretly check Zhan Yibai's expression.
No anger, that's good. No disdain, good. No gratitude, but also ...... Phew, Nima, what a fool with no conscience.
"It's all with handles, don't agree, give a happy word." The rat demon only felt that his little patience was running out.
"Okay." Zhan Yibai replied, his tone was as flat as cool boiled water.
The rat demon was about to attack again, but after thinking about it, he finally calmed down.
It's just a fool, and if Grandpa Rat had seen the same knowledge as him, wouldn't he have become a fool too.
"Good. However, there are some things that the old man wants to tell you. The rat demon said.
Zhan Yibai made a gesture of listening.
"In the future, if someone asks about the relationship between you and me. You just say it's an old man...... Well, it's the old man's distant nephew, yes, that's all. As soon as the rat demon thought that he would be able to have a tall and powerful little brother in the future, his heart unconsciously became eager.
Hmph, in the past, in the cottage, I was bullied and ridiculed by those miscellaneous people. Hehe, after watching it, who would dare to laugh at Lao Tzu. Oh, if it's the king, forget it.
"Okay, it's almost time for the old man to make his rounds, come home with me." The rat demon looked up at the sky, and the whole person put his hands behind his back a little flutteringly, and he was about to lead the way first.
"Hey, why do you feel cold all over?" As soon as he took two steps, the rat demon finally noticed something, and naturally looked down, and suddenly his whole body fell into a state of petrification.
A caterpillar growing in the dense weeds, reflected in the eyes, is so dazzling.
"Bastard, your rat grandpa is not clothed, silly boy, why didn't you remind me." Embarrassed and annoyed, the rat demon turned back angrily, only to see that Zhan Yibai had not kept up with him at all, he was still standing in place, and he was still stepping on the ...... own precious clothes.
"I was about to say it, but you interrupted me twice." Zhan Yibai looked at the rat demon with an innocent face.
……
The sulky rat demon tied the tattered clothes around his waist haphazardly, covered his shame in front of him, and never spoke again along the way.
One short and one tall, the two walked straight for dozens of miles, and finally stopped at the foot of a small hill that was not very majestic.
I saw that at the end of the winding path that the two of them walked through, there was a stone tablet standing impressively, on which the words "Qixialing" were written crookedly, as if in order to intimidate Xiaoxiao, there was also a skull on the stone tablet.
"This is our home, Qixialing. I can tell you, don't look at the mountain, it's not very big. Didn't some bullshit sage say that the mountain is no longer high, and there are demons who are famous? Our king of Qixialing is a great demon who has cultivated to reach the Nine Rank Taixuan Realm. You go out to inquire, within a radius of hundreds of miles, the name of our king is a ruthless character who can stop crying at night, hum, I'm afraid!! The rat demon pointed to the hill and said proudly.
Zhan Yibai just has no memory, but he is not a fool, for the metaphor of this rat demon, it is really difficult to compliment and ridicule, and in the end he can only hold back and nod against his will.
"Haha." The rat demon, whose vanity was greatly satisfied, laughed twice, stepped over the stone monument in two steps, and then pointed to a low cave at the foot of the mountain not far away, and said, "That is the old man's home." ”
Look at the low cave, and then look up at the "towering" hill, the rat demon's fragile shame flared up again, and he snorted twice, all embarrassed, "It's cold in the high places, what's the good thing about living on the hill, the first thunderbolt is the tall one, that ......"
The rat demon finally ran out of donkey skills, and he couldn't get any better, his expression darkened, and the whole person was like a frosted eggplant, drooping his head and walking towards the low cave.
"That's true, only fools live on the mountain, and those who go up and down the mountain are not afraid of being tired and become dogs." Behind him, Zhan Yibai's disdainful voice sounded.
The rat demon's footsteps faltered, and a trace of warmth rose in his heart for no reason, and his rickety body slowly straightened up, turning around and reprimanding: "Silly boy, shut up for the old man." The king lives on the top of the mountain, but his old man usually travels by flying. ”