Chapter 39: Tell You a Secret! This chapter has no title!
Hearing the stupid greeting, the two small figures shook their bodies, looked at each other and immediately ran away. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Huh? Why did you guys run away? The stupid asked loudly waving his hand behind him.
Although the two villains heard the screams of the stupid, they did not stop and ran away.
"Huh? Junior brother, what's going on with them? Why did you run away? The stupid man scratched the back of his head and asked the man standing behind him.
The person who was called junior brother by that stupid guy rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Of course! Anyway, it's not normal to run away, you don't look at the surrounding environment, and suddenly two people come out from behind you, like that kind of child who is not scared to cry is already considered to be relatively bold, what do you want? ”
The stupid man looked at the eerie corridor around him, patted his head, and smiled awkwardly, "yes! Aha! Ahaha! Aha! ”
"So what do we do now? Those two kids must have gotten lost! Although they don't know how they got lost here, they and their elders must be in a hurry now, why don't they help someone who helps? You say yes, right? Bro? "The stupid guy is also in a hurry now, he must not sit idly by when he encounters someone who needs help!
The junior brother rolled his eyes again and said weakly, "Do you still remember what you told me yesterday?" There's a phantom array in the food for the fairy, right? ”
The stupid guy replied dumbfoundedly: "Hmm! Because the food is immortal itself is a magic weapon, so there are all kinds of formations in the food for the immortal, because the killing array is usually not activated, and the food for the immortal is too huge, so it has to use the phantom array and various space channels to ensure the safety of the food for the immortal, if there is no old disciple to lead the way, the new disciple can not go out alone, can only stay in the place of work and the room, until the phantom array inside the food is immortal, can go out alone; If someone gets lost in the corridor of the Eater Immortal, the Eater Immortal will guide him to the old disciple walking in the corridor! That's all, what's wrong? ”
The junior brother slapped his head and said to himself, "How did I think you were a very smart person?" Didn't you just say that? If someone gets lost in the food fairy, the machine spirit will guide him, so no matter where we go, we will run into them! ”
The stupid man also clapped his hands and said happily: "Yes! Why didn't I just cough! Actually, I already thought about it just now, I just want to test you! I really thought about it a long time ago! The fool coughed halfway through his words, and then said to the junior brother in a serious manner.
"Yes, yes, yes! You've already thought that you were just testing me just now! The junior brother pinched his temples and looked like he had a headache.
The stupid man laughed with satisfaction when he heard his junior brother's answer, patted his junior brother on the shoulder and said, "Okay! It's time for us to go, too! Those two children should be in a hurry now! Now it's just right in the past! Let's go! Bro! ”
After finishing speaking, he walked in front of the junior brother with his head held high, and the junior brother shook his head and sighed and followed behind with his head down, feeling that it was a very embarrassing thing to know him.
The two walked like this, and after walking for long, two small figures appeared in front of them.
The stupid man was also overjoyed to see these two little figures, and waved his hand at these two little people and shouted loudly: "Hey! You ・・・・・・"
But before the stupid man finished speaking, the two little people on the opposite side shook their bodies when they heard the stupid voice, and then ran behind them without looking back.
The stupid man was stunned, put his hand down, turned his head to the junior brother and asked, "What are they running?" ”
The junior brother didn't want to answer any more questions from him now, and felt that if he talked to him a few more times, his IQ would be pulled to be as low as his.
I saw the junior brother spread his hands happily, shook his head and said, "I don't know either!" Won't you ask when you run into them later? Now let's go! ”
"Oh!" The stupid didn't think much of it, nodded his head and continued to walk.
After that, the two ran into two more villains around a corner.
The stupid man laughed when he saw the two little people, and greeted him as he walked over: "Hey! Aren't you two ・・・・・・! ”
Before the stupid man could finish his words, the two little people looked at each other and jumped up in unison and swung their small fists into the two eyes of the stupid man, and then the stupid man was knocked to the ground.
"Ahh My eyes, my eyes! The stupid guy covered his eyes and rolled on the ground screaming after being knocked to the ground.
The two little men also took the opportunity to turn their heads and run backwards.
The junior brother watched the two little people run away, then took a few steps forward, squatted down and patted the stupid body and said, "Hey! The two of them ran away! ”
"What? They ran away? The stupid man sat up, his hands on the ground, and his two panda eyes on his head, looking angrily ahead.
The junior brother looked at him like this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he couldn't help but let out a "poof" sound, and then covered his mouth with his hand and turned his head to the side.
"Huh? What are you laughing at? The stupid man asked as he looked at his junior brother's shrugged shoulders with puzzled eyes.
"No, no, no, no laughing!" The junior brother waved his hand, opened his eyes and said nonsense.
Then the junior brother was stared at by the stupid guy all the time, and he felt a little uncomfortable, so he asked faintly: "Aren't you going to chase those two imps?" ”
The stupid man slapped his head, and then reacted, and then said viciously: "Yes! When I catch those two imps, I'm going to rip off their pants and beat them in the ass so I can get revenge on my eyes! Let's go, junior brother, we'll catch up now! ”
After saying that, they got up and ran, still muttering that they were going to pull off the pants of the two imps and beat their butts or something.
The younger brother also ran after the stupid man, but he looked at the stupid man's back with a strange expression on his face, and then showed an evil smile and laughed "ho-ho-ho".
Next, it was the nightmare time for the two villains, every time they ran a certain distance, they would meet the two evil ghosts again, and the evil ghost in front of them didn't plan to continue to deceive the two of them, so he rushed over with a fierce expression, shouting: 'Don't want to run!' 'Stop!' Something, where would the two of them be stupid enough to stop and let him catch it? That demon is so stupid.
The demon who followed behind looked at the two of them with a strange smile, and they both had goosebumps.
The two of them also knew that their strength was insufficient, so they had no choice but to continue to escape!
However, the evil ghost in front of him is really stupid, as long as he plays a little trick, he won't be able to catch up for a while!
The demon who followed behind seemed to have spotted the two of them, but after just one look, he continued to catch up!
This made the two of them breathe a sigh of relief, but there was no way to do it, who called the two of them so smart and beautiful? Alas! It's a bit of a hassle to be hooked by an evil spirit!
But who told them to be so naturally beautiful that they couldn't give up on themselves? There's no way around it!
After a while・・・・・・
These two are too compatible, right? I've been chasing it for so long!
But there's no way around it! Who called them such beautiful women? It's a bit of a hassle to look good!
"Ha, ha, ha! Teacher・・・Teacher・・・Senior brother, wait... The junior brother crossed his waist with his left hand, supported his knee with his right hand, and panted to the stupid man who was still running.
"What's wrong?" The stupid guy who was still running stopped, turned around and asked suspiciously.
"You're not tired, I'm tired! I'm just... The junior brother sat on the ground and looked up and replied.
"That's right! You're just a mortal! I forgot! The stupid man patted his head, and then remembered that his junior brother was still a mortal.
"That's not right! So why do those two imps still have the strength? They look younger than you, right? Then the fool had another question.
"Maybe the two of them are the descendants of some big man or the genius of some big sect!" The junior brother said with a strange face.
"Hmmm! Quite possibly! Otherwise, it wouldn't explain why they have so much stamina! Then you can't run anymore, how can we catch them? The fool asked again after deep thought.
"Let's just walk! Anyway, I'll run into them anyway, just wait until they're out of strength and then just catch them! The junior brother stood up and patted the dust on his buttocks and said.
"Oh! Alright, let's go! The fool nodded, and then walked forward slowly, and the younger brother smiled helplessly, and then followed the fool and continued to walk forward, but he always felt as if he had forgotten something!
"What the hell is it? Forget it, maybe you'll remember it later! ”
Once, running backwards, twice, running backwards, three times, and running backwards, the thirty-seventh time, the two little men finally got tired, and the tired butt sat on the ground, and then they couldn't get up on their stomachs.
Seeing this, the stupid man patted his junior brother on the shoulder and praised loudly: "Senior brother! Thank you so much! If it weren't for your idea, I wouldn't have caught those two imps! Hahaha! ”
The younger brother glanced at the two villains with strange faces, and found that they were looking at him with hateful eyes, and then did not speak again, but looked at the stupid man who was walking towards the two villains with strange faces.
The stupid man walked up to the two little people, squatted down, looked at the two condescendingly, and said proudly: "Hmph! Run again! Run again! Why don't you run? Hahaha! No matter how you run, don't you end up getting caught by us? Hahaha! Hum! Dare to hit me in the eye? Look at me and I'm not taking off your pants and spanking your ass! ”
After speaking, he reached over and grabbed the pants of the two villains.
One of the little men shouted angrily in a shrill voice: "If you dare to rip off my pants, I will call someone to beat you!" ”
The other was also covering his face and crying, muttering: "Woo-I can't get married!" ”
The stupid man's hand froze, and he was stunned for a long time before two words popped out of his mouth: "Female? ”
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