Xiaopang looked at the middle-aged shopkeeper blocked in front of him, blinking his black jewel-like eyes, his face full of ignorance and dazedness. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"That, student-sama...... See if you can give that what? The middle-aged shopkeeper talked for a long time, but Xiaopang didn't understand what he wanted to say.

Chubby bites on the chicken leg bone and snorts the chicken juice in the bone.

"Do you want that meal?" Chubby asked suddenly.

The middle-aged shopkeeper's face turned red all of a sudden, he smiled, and he didn't speak, now he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, it was really embarrassing.

However, the cheekiness cultivated by years of business quickly calmed down.

"You can't look for me for this, do you know the canteen elder? Find him for reimbursement. Chubby said.

The middle-aged shopkeeper smiled with relief, this account must be settled, as long as there is this promise of Xiaopang, he will not worry about the ten taels of gold that have not been settled.

Xiaopang felt that he had eaten well, but he was driven out by the elders of the canteen. Since the old fat man and the big fat man joined forces to grab food with him, the meal he went out to eat had to fall on the head of one of the two of them and reimburse himself, right?

Xiao Fat, who wanted to understand, suddenly opened his appetite again, took out the only thirty or so money on his body, bought a bag of meat buns, and ate them while shopping, so he walked to the city gate.

Fat pushed open the city gate inside, ran outside, and greeted the doorkeeper tiger demon cordially, who let out a terrible howl as if he had seen a ghost.

"Little fat man, don't torture me anymore, it's the little demon who has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, you have a lot of adults, spare me this time!" That day, like a nightmare, always haunting the mind of the tiger head demon guarding the door, a four-year-old little fat baby, ferociously kneading himself, most of his teeth were broken, his eyes are still slanted, and his nose has collapsed.

Xiaopang bit his fingers, blinked his big black eyes, and looked at the tiger head demon who was already demonic, this time, he was specially sincere and came to apologize, but he didn't seem to appreciate the other party's appearance.

Fatty sadly took out a big meat bun from the bag, stuffed it into the mouth of the tiger-headed demon guarding the door, and the back of the departing man shrank incomparably, learning from the appearance of an adult, looking up and sighing.

The tiger-headed demon guarding the door "wooed" and chewed the big meat buns, with a bang, the door was closed, completely sealed, no matter who came, it would not be opened.

Xiao Fat when he ate was undoubtedly the happiest, and he quickly forgot about his troubles, looked left and right, wore the disciple robe of the Genius Academy, and paid all the way on credit, counting all the bills on the head of the canteen elder.

Xiaopang felt that he had only one advantage of becoming a disciple of the academy, that is, he could eat without paying, and if he took a credit, he could lift his butt and leave directly.

Xiaopang, who came back from swaggering in the market, walked to the men's dormitory area and knocked on Ye Tianlong's door, intending to say good night.

"Don't knock, I'm already asleep." Ye Tianlong's impatient voice came out, the door didn't open, and the lights that were originally on were instantly extinguished.

Chubby let out an "oh" and whispered, "Then I won't bother you, I'll see you tomorrow." ”

In the room, Ye Tianlong's voice suddenly came.

Sleepless night, for Ye Tianlong, this is destined to be the most difficult night in his life.

As Chubby's neighbor, it is undoubtedly tormented, Ye Tianlong has found out, as long as he stays with Chubby, he will be fine.

The big fat man in the senior class, as soon as he heard that he had a bad relationship with Xiaopang, he took a group of minions to find his own stubble, Ye Tianlong kept saying that he had nothing to do with Xiaopang, but the other party just didn't believe it, and he couldn't clean up Xiaopang, so he picked him, a relatively weak person, to start.

After falling asleep, the little fat got up with a sigh, glanced at the clock, and found that it was only a little more than nine o'clock, which was not quite in line with his sleeping personality, so he turned his head and continued to sleep.

The door opened, and there was a burst of pandan snorting, and the little fat was reluctantly dragged out of the bed by Lin Qian.

Xiaopang hugged the pillow, flattened his mouth, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "Sister Beauty, I haven't slept enough, don't wake me up until lunchtime." ”

Li Anlan pinched his chubby face angrily, and said angrily: "Eat after getting up, sleep after eating, pigs are not as lazy as you, you are still young, you are in the golden age of cultivation, how can you waste a penny of precious time in vain?" ”

"If I were as old as you, and had your talent for nine grade bones, I would have been in the realm of Yijin by the time I was ten years old."

Listening to Li Anlan's babbling muttering, Xiaopang reluctantly held a bag and ate a big steamed bun that was still hot.

As soon as he walked out of the door, Xiaopang bumped into Ye Tianlong, who had a blue nose and swollen face.

"Xiaoye, who beat you here? Say, I'll help you beat him back to get angry! Chubby was furious and yelled loudly.

Ye Tianlong's eyes were looking at Li Anlan, his expression was very unnatural, listening to the chubby shouting in a high voice, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Xiao Ye, what are you blushing, aren't you just beaten, there are only me and my beautiful sister here, both old acquaintances." Little Fat nibbled on a big meat bun, a serious way.

"Little fat man, if you dare to say one more word, believe it or not, I will strangle you!" Ye Tianlong glared at Xiao Fat viciously, who is as heartless as him, and he is familiar with everyone?

A trace of unbearability flashed on Li Anlan's face, and when the misunderstanding was provoked, although he was angry at Ye Tianlong's behavior of teasing Xiaopang, he felt that he was not the kind of person he imagined, and his attitude towards him changed slightly without him being completely unconscious.

The mentality of the youngest daughter naturally couldn't hide the eyes of a flower master like Ye Tianlong, and she secretly rejoiced in her heart, feeling that she had not suffered in vain.

"This is what I accidentally knocked when I was practicing, I, Ye Dashao, am also the eldest son of Yejiabao, who rules thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, and a few melons and two dates can still bully me?" Ye Tianlong boasted, maybe his facial expression was too rich, pulling the wound, his face couldn't help but hesitate, and there was a large piece of bruise.

"Don't be reckless, you can't even beat me, didn't that big fat man beat you?" Chubby chewed on the buns, with black jewel-like black eyes, pure and sincere.

"Nonsense...... Eight ways! You ......" Ye Tianlong hurriedly defended, sweating, and put on a terrible face that he was not allowed to say again. If this is spread out, will you still be mixed up in the Genius Academy? was beaten by a four-year-old kid and had to be laughed at back in his mother's womb.

"Why are you two brothers, you were beaten, how can I give up?" Xiaopang stood on tiptoe, looked at Ye Tianlong's height, moved a stone pier, stood up, patted Ye Tianlong's shoulder vigorously, and said to himself, not noticing Ye Tianlong's face at all.

The lie was exposed, the real culprit had surfaced, and Ye Tianlong was speechless, panting, feeling that Xiaopang was deliberately demolishing his own stage and watching his own jokes.

At this time, if the IQ is at the level of a normal person, knowing that Ye Tianlong and Lin Qian have an indescribable love-hate entanglement, they should follow the steps that Ye Tianlong said.

The silly and silly little chubby, after making a bag of meat buns, was full of strength all over his body, and he ran to the big fat man's dormitory with murderous spirits.

It coincided with the rest of the day, and all the students either practiced in the martial arts training ground, or hid in the cultivation house to sleep.

And the characteristics of fat people are always inseparable from one word: lazy!

Xiao Pang knew this very well, so he went straight to the big fat man's cultivation house.

Bang!

The wooden door was not too strong, and it was directly kicked by Chubby.

Pang Yuan woke up from his spring dream all of a sudden, and subconsciously rolled out of bed, avoiding a hard punch from Xiao Pang.

Rubbing his sleepy eyes, after Pang Yuan saw the person clearly, he spread his feet, ran out of the door, and shouted loudly: "Murder!" Kill! ”

Xiao Fat made a straight face, and from the table in Pang Yuan's house, he took a chicken leg and put it in his mouth, chewing it up and down.

A large stone pier of more than 600 catties was picked up by Xiao Fat, and a piece of sacrificial text was wrapped around it, and with a bang, there was a muffled sound and hit Pang Yuan's arm.

Click!

A slight crackling sound sounded, and Pang Yuan didn't care about the pain, and glared at Xiao Fat with humiliation.

He is also a super-seven-grade immortal, although he is lazy, but his cultivation speed is still a thousand miles a day, when has he been humiliated like this? was blocked at the door of the house and beaten fat.

Xiaopang offended Pang Yuan to death, without leaving the slightest emotion.

Rumble!

Pang Yuan sacrificed a talisman, the yellow-orange-orange fireworks were extremely gorgeous, and the sacrificial text was swirling, turning into a huge fireball, and pounced on it, with a bang, leaving a big pit on the ground.

Xiaopang has long been greedy for the yellow paper, and he once held a piece of rune paper, and on a piece of open paper, he drew a scoop according to the gourd, so he didn't know if it was good or not.

"Don't think you have rune paper, look at the trick!" Xiao Fat screamed, and took out a rune paper about six feet long and wide from the Qiankun bag, which was almost the height of an adult man.

Pang Yuan was taken aback, the larger the rune paper, the more profound and powerful the sacrificial inscription under the imprint.

Such a large rune paper has only been seen once in the family's treasure house, according to Pang Yuan's grandfather, once this rune paper is activated, the powerhouse of the Condensation Realm will also fall in an instant!

However, Pang Yuan was not afraid, because he had already noticed that there were several more white-haired and thick-eyebrow elders in the crowd.

Xiao Fat stuck out his tongue and shook the rune paper in his hand vigorously, but the slightest fluctuation of the sacrifice text did not spill out.

"Hey, what's going on? I've drawn enough of it. Xiaopang muttered to himself, and Pang Yuan, who listened to it, almost fainted with laughter.

"You drew the inscription on the rune paper?"

"Yes, I drew a scoop according to the gourd, and I drew every stroke for a long time."

Pang Yuan took a closer look at the six-foot-long rune paper, and felt that this rune paper was very familiar, and couldn't help but wonder: "What kind of material is this rune paper made of?" ”

Xiaopang blinked, stared at the dark eyes, shook the rune paper, leaned forward, and said, "What material?" Isn't this just an open ass paper? ”

Everyone opened their mouths in unison, is this fat man stupid or stupid? Or are you deliberately teasing Pang Yuan?

Pang Yuan's mouth pulled, he couldn't laugh anymore, and when he slapped the Qiankun bag, the six fire talismans were in the shape of a pin, and they hit Xiaopang.

Xiaopang dropped the six-foot rune paper, took out a big bone stick, roared wildly, and smashed it directly.

Boom!

The three fire talismans cracked, the sky exploded, and five blood rings lingered around him, spewing out a large amount of blood gas, wrapping Xiao Fat, and a few sacrificial texts were imprinted on Bai Sensen's bone stick.

Burst!

The bone stick swept away, first smashed on Pang Yuan's abdomen, Xiao Fat rushed forward, clasped one of his arms, slammed back, and fell on all fours, in a big shape, full of fat and trembling.

Xiaopang gritted his teeth, used his hands and feet together, punched and kicked, and beat Pang Yuan into a pig's head for the second time.

"Don't mess with me! Don't bully my brother, or I'll beat you up once I see you! The little fat gritted his teeth, like a fierce cub, and after finishing his might, he was satisfied with a toothpick in his mouth and went back to make up for it.

After beating the big fat man, an old fat man blocked in front of the little fat man.

Chubby tilted his head and looked at the canteen elder with an innocent face.

"Little fat man, tell me, why should the account you put on credit be counted on the head of this elder?" The canteen elder was full of black lines in his head, and his tone was gloomy and compassionate, and he felt a biting cold wind blowing.

"Who told you not to give me food?" Chubby's answer was simple and neat.

The canteen elder stared at the little eye, and slapped it down, looking at the little fat head, and it sounded.

You can't beat it, you can't scold it, Xiaopang rubbed the melon seeds in pain, spread her feet and ran away, as for what the canteen elder said, Xiaopang didn't listen to a word.

"You wait, I'll eat yours, drink yours, and use yours in the future!" Chubby rubbed his nose, skipped school again, and ran to a restaurant in the city to eat and drink, viciously competing with meat.

The canteen elder sat at home, looking at the table full of bills, trembling with anger.

"Someone! Catch that little fat man for Elder Ben! Elder Ben is going to cook him raw!! ”

;