When you are completely crushed by the other party in all aspects, especially when the other party is the only person of the opposite sex in your life, how to make the other party fall in love with you?

I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't come up with an answer!

On the morning of the 25th, in the ear canal of the golden-winged roc. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Grandpa: "Auntie, let's be together!" ”

Sister Shuang: "Hey, aren't we together now?" ”

Grandpa: "What the master is talking about is that together!" ”

Sister Shuang: "Which one?" ”

Master Yu: "In order to revitalize the Divine Worm clan together!" So, stay with you, please! ”

Sister Shuang knocked it down with a stick: "Play!" ”

In the afternoon, outside the leather sac.

Master Yu: "Xiao Shuang, let's revitalize the Divine Insect Clan with the Master!" ”

Knock it off with a stick!

"You're hitting me again!!"

“？”

"Okay, the master has decided, forgive you for the fifty-first time!"

"Neurotic, sister doesn't need your forgiveness!"

"Xiao Shuang, don't you understand it yet, whether you need it or not, Ye will forgive you!"

Another stick knocked down: "Sister, you should take medicine!" ”

At noon on the 26th, in front of the Dragon Gate.

Ugly old duck: "She said that no one will be cold all the time, but they haven't met the worm who wants to be warm." ”

Master Yu: "Obviously, the master is the worm!" ”

Ugly Duck: "She said, you're not!" ”

Ye Yu: "Alas, this mother-in-law is always so duplicitous!" ”

Ugly Duck: "......"

In the afternoon, under the Fuyao tree.

Ye Yu: "Ah Shuang, don't be cold anymore!" ”

"Huh?"

"Obviously, Ye is the worm you want to warm!"

“？”

"So, come and warm up!"

"Obviously, you, no, yes!"

"Then let the master warm you!"

"Just you?"

"Uh-huh."

"Obviously, my sister doesn't want to!"

"And how do you want to?"

"How, what, what, I don't want to!"

……

Of course, the above are all vignettes for Sister Shuang.

At the end of the vignette, it is often a stick to the head, a kick on the buttocks, and a certain insect "invited" into the leather sac.

Inside the sac, the golden-winged roc didn't know when he woke up, his eyes were like electricity, and he looked coldly at a certain insect that was dazed.

So, this question that I can't think of an answer to is thrown out!

In this regard, the answer of the Golden-winged Dapeng is: If he is strong, I will be stronger, and I will crush back strongly!

How to crush?

Answer: Intentions, strength, affection, and wisdom.

What is heart, strength, affection, and wisdom?

Answer: Self-realization.

After realizing it for a long time, he gradually understood: it seems that if she doesn't do something earth-shattering, she will never put herself in her eyes!

So, at that moment, he secretly made up his mind: he must do something big for her to see! Hmph, by then...... Ha ha!

But what does it mean to be big?

Answer: Terrifying, earth-shattering, earth-shaking, earth-shaking!

But he doesn't have a clue exactly what to do.

On the morning of the 27th, outside the leather bag.

Ugly Duck: "He stubbornly loves you!" ”

Sister Shuang: "Sister stubbornly doesn't love him!" ”

Ugly Duck: "He said he loved you to death!" ”

Sister Shuang: "You tell him that my sister doesn't love him when she dies!" ”

Ugly Duck: "How can I be with him, he asked?" ”

Sister Shuang: "What's the matter, my sister won't be with him!" Unless—"

Ugly Duck: "Huh? ”

Sister Shuang pointed to the sun in the sky and the surrounding seawater: "Unless the sun falls, boil the sea!" ”

Then he pointed to the leather bag on his body: "Unless he can fill this endless bag!" ”

He pointed to his head again: "Unless he can plant his shadow in it, so that my sister will not want him to miss him for a day!" ”

In the distance, one of the hearts of the master has been broken into slag, crushed into powder, the evil wind blows, and in the blink of an eye, it becomes a black cloud in the sky, covering the sky and the earth, covering the future!

However, at the most desperate moment, a lightning bolt split the black clouds, illuminated the emptiness of the heart, and the dust in the sky condensed into a heart again, and a voice sang from the heart: I want to ask if you dare......

In an instant, the pride filled the chest, love and righteousness were worth a thousand gold, why don't you dare to do it!

Then, he took the initiative to kick it!

Sister Shuang satisfied him!

In the bag, he looked up at the golden-winged Dapeng and said, "Hey, you have to help the master!" ”

"Hmph, it's better to ask for someone than to ask for it!"

"To help others is to help yourself!"

“？”

"You help the master, the master helps you remove the hoop!"

"Just you?"

Hearing this, he silently recited the Tightening Charm!

The hoop shrinks suddenly!

The Golden-Winged Roc cried out in pain, "Stop, stop, stop!" ”

"Do you want to help?"

"What do you do?"

"Help me subdue the female sleepy insect that supports your beak, locks your beak, puts your bird neck, recites a spell to hoop you, and locks your little dark room! The master wants her to love the master, miss the master, be crazy infatuated with the master, and revitalize the god insect clan with the master! The more he spoke, the more excited he became, and tears slipped from the corners of his eyes.

"Okay, deal!"

"After the deed is done, the master will put a tight shackle around your neck and return your freedom!"

"Okay, it's a deal!"

……

“…… That year, the monkey went up to Lingshan for the third time to ask for a meeting, but he still didn't see it, but this time he asked the dragon descending Arhat to pass eight words to him. Golden-winged Roc said.

"What eight words? Which eight words? Say it, say it! Ye Ye asked anxiously.

"Those eight words are," said the Golden-winged Roc word by word, "'Do whatever you want, do what you ought to do'!" ”

"Huh, what does that mean?"

"I don't know! These eight words are completely contrary to the will of Buddhism, back then, the monkey did not know what the purpose of Rulai was, so he asked to descend the dragon. The dragon descended and said to him with a grin, "If you come here, let you 'do what you do'!" At that time, Fu Hu next to him interjected, in my opinion, this monkey is obscene enough! ”

"What did he say? What did he say? ”

At that time, the monkey was angry. Seeing this, the descending dragon raised his hand and summoned a spirit stone. The spirit stone was the size of a chicken egg, and it was full of cracks, which were made up of the rubble that had exploded when the monkey was born. ”

"Huh?"

"The dragon said, "Monkey, look, this is your mother! Fu Hu next to him stretched out his finger, and the spirit stone shattered into powder, and the stone powder hung in the air, turning into eight big characters as it had been transmitted! Descending the dragon hehe smiled and said, monkey, your mother blew up! Fu Hu clasped his hands together and said, good, good! ”

"Ah!!h The master roared, his eyes splitting.

"Don't get excited! Take it easy! The golden-winged Dapeng appeased the master.

"And then? And then? ”

"Then the monkey became so angry that he swung his golden rod and smashed all eight words, and then walked away."

"And later?"

"Later? Later, Fu Hu said to the dragon, you lost. When the dragon descended, he said goodbye to my nephew and went to the world. ”

"Ye is asking you, what happened to him later?"

"Oh, he! I haven't seen him since. That's all I know! ”

After listening to the story of the golden-winged Dapeng, the Blind Master was in a turbulent mood and could not calm down for a long time.

After a while, the Golden-Winged Roc asked, "Tell me, how are you going to let me help you?" ”

Ye Ye said: "You have to help Ye find the Sun Shooting Bow!" ”

"Huh?"

"What? Do you know where it is? ”

"I don't know!"

"Cut, what are you doing?"

"Although I don't know where it is now, I do know that the Sun-Shooting Bow is on Sun-Shooting Island, and Sun-Shooting Island was brought to the East China Sea by me from Lingshan back then!" The Golden-winged Roc said proudly.

"Huh? What's going on? "This time, it was the turn of the Blind Master to be surprised.

"Well, that's a long story! A hundred years ago, Rulai suddenly said to me, "Uncle, you should go to the East China Sea for a hundred years!" I said, "Nephew, why are you letting me go to the East China Sea?" He said, don't do it, let you go, you can go! So, here I am! ”

"So, the Buddha sent you?"

"That's right!"

"And what did he send you for?"

"How do I know that! Let me tell you this, my eldest nephew, he always laughs on weekdays, and it is very unfathomable, so that you can never guess what he is thinking! In the entire Three Realms, he is the one I am most afraid of and the most incomprehensible! My sister, that is, his mother's mother, the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, said to me more than once, brother, this baby was born to me, I don't know what he thinks all day long, can you be an uncle? ”

"And then, then what?" Ye Ye asked.

"Then I thought that since I'm here, I've got to do something! Gluttonous cats guard the fish tank, how can they not be contaminated with some fishy meat! The dragon cub in front of me is naturally at my disposal! Eat him 500 today, eat 500 tomorrow, eat him for a month, and then Ao Guang can't stand it! Crying and wiping tears, he came to me, and shouted vigorously, Daxian, you should be merciful, please let me go of the descendants of the Ao family, if you continue to eat like this, we really can't stand it...... I was so grinded by him that I really couldn't do it, so I agreed that he would set up Hualong Island here, and in the future, he would specialize in eating Huasheng Jiaolong! ”

"Oh, I see."

"That's it, I've been here for a hundred years, and it's about to expire, but I still don't know why he wants me here! Ridiculous, you say? Sometimes I think about it, in the style of my eldest nephew, this is the rhythm of the move to be amplified at the last moment! You see, now this tight hoop on my neck, back then set the monkey, and now, hehe, hehe, set his uncle! Hmph, I don't know what moths are in the back! You say it's not easy for me to be an uncle! The Golden-winged Roc said indignantly.

Ye Ye looked at him sympathetically and nodded solemnly.

Golden-winged Roc continued: "However, I also want to open it, no matter what he asks me to do, anyway, I have been eating dragons here for a hundred years!" Anyway, I've been eating dragons for a hundred years, and I'll do whatever he tells me to do! Who made him my eldest nephew, I am his uncle! You said no? ”

The sympathetic look in Ye Ye's eyes became even stronger, and for some reason a sentence suddenly came out of his mouth: "Well, the sugar has been eaten, isn't the rest just a slap!" ”

The golden-winged Dapeng was stunned when he heard this, but soon said very open-mindedly: "If you take two slaps, you will be slapped twice, I will not lose, five hundred dragons a day, how many dragons you have to eat in a hundred years, no loss, no loss!" ”

"Uncle, you really want to open it!"

"Far away, far away! After holding it for a hundred years, there are few people who can speak, and as soon as the box is opened, it is a little unbearable! Let's move on to Shooting Sun Island! ”

"Uh-huh." Master Yu nodded in response.

"Before coming to the East China Sea, my eldest nephew gave me a wooden fish, four Buddha beads, and four silk threads taken from my robe, and let me throw them anywhere in the sea after I came!"

"And then?"

"And then I threw these things into the sea! Then, the wooden fish turned into a large island, and then the Sun Shooting Bow fell from the sky, of course, this is the Sun Shooting Island! And the four Buddha beads also turned into four small islands, surrounding the east, south, west and north of the island, that is, the later East Sun Island, South Sun Island, West Sun Island and North Sun Island, and the four silk threads also turned into a connecting channel between the four Sun Islands and the big island. ”

"Huh?" Ye Ye was shocked.

"Now you understand!"

"Oh. Hey, no, in that case, you should know where the sun island is! Master Yu asked.

"Didn't I tell you, the island is made of wooden fish, wooden fish, it can float in the water! You know? Golden-winged Roc said.

"Oh, I see."

"So, I only know that it's probably in the southeast, but I really don't know where it is! Now the top priority is to talk about this bag first! ”

"Hmm."

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