Zhong Haotian looked at the amount of transfer on his mobile phone and didn t react for a while things are like this when he woke up he received a text message what the text message meant.

"Hello, your XX bank account number, received the transfer at 9:30, 300000000 yuan, the current balance is 360 million yuan, and it is recommended that you use the XX bank online banking shield to protect the safety of your funds. ”

Zhong Haotian fell on the sofa. "Woo woo, how did I receive so much money, I don't want to make money, I just want to lose money, how can I lose 360 million yuan in six days! ”

"Hehe, hahahaha, Haotian, why are you singing such a bad song, what's wrong, what's going on?Shhh

Zhong Haotian looked at her in surprise.

Unexpectedly, Murong Xue said everything correctly in one sentence, which made Zhong Haotian very surprised.

But he thought about it: "Xiaoxue gets along with himself day and night, seeing that he has invested more, knows a little more, and feels accurate, he is not stupid, and he can get this result with a little judgment, which seems not very surprising, so I can't admit it yet, otherwise it will be wiped out by the system!"

"Alas, don't talk about this topic, my heart is really tired!" Zhong Haotian sat down on the sofa with a pillow.

"Hehehehe, I'll go cook for you first, obedient little Haotian, you go wash first, and then eat, go quickly." Murong Xue pulled Zhong Haotian up, although Zhong Haotian looked reluctant, but was pushed by Murong Xue to the sink.

"Than the heart, obedient little Haotian. Murong Xue gestured with her arms and showed her love to Zhong Haotian, who saw all this in the mirror.

He saw Murong Xue's love for himself, and saw her heart, and instantly a burst of warmth came out in his heart again, at this time he nodded, Murong Xue happily went to cook, she wanted to prepare Zhong Haotian's favorite baked coarse sausage with toast and fried eggs, Zhong Haotian squeezed toothpaste in the sink and brushed it with an electric toothbrush.

There is also a small episode about electric toothpaste.

Something happened the other day.

"Haotian, I really don't lie to you, you see that the small stones in your teeth have come out, and your teeth have begun to turn yellow, you really should change your toothbrush, otherwise after a long time, your teeth will become very fragile, do you remember our father?" Murong Xue reminded him.

"Uh... I seem to remember this. ”

Zhong Haotian vaguely remembered his father Zhong Longju, when he was drunk recently, the driver was driving home to send him back, he was drunk and excited, and saw an old man riding a tricycle on the side of the road.

"Wow, ah, that's it, I'm going down, I'm going to ride that tricycle. Zhong Longju shouted.

The driver quickly stopped the car, looked out the window carefully, and said helplessly: "Oh, the president is an electric tricycle, you can see it everywhere, why do you want to ride that tricycle?"

"Don't talk nonsense, don't you want to do it anymore, drink! uh, uh, uh, no, open the door and let me go down, or I'll clean you up!" Zhong Longju was really drunk today, when he didn't drink before, he would never look like this, as soon as this sentence came out, it was terrible.

The driver was stunned, although he knew that Zhong Longju was talking drunk, and it didn't count to be true, but he was also very nervous at this time, afraid that his job would not be guaranteed, he thought about it and unlocked the car door, and he helped Zhong Longju get out of the car.

"Uncle, I have something to discuss with you. The driver said tentatively to the old man riding a tricycle on the side of the road.

"What? What are you talking about?" the old man was about to ride his tricycle around the corner, but he didn't expect to be accosted by someone else.

"That's right, our boss has never ridden a tricycle, nor has he ridden this thing, can you let our boss ride it, you can rest assured that you don't ride your car in vain, this is a hundred yuan for you to take." The driver pulled out a new bill from his wallet.

"Hey, your boss has lacked happiness since he was a child, I'm older than him, he hasn't even ridden this electric tricycle, what's not rich, hey, why don't you just ride a bike, come and help your boss sit up." The old man said that he was not short of money, and on the other hand, he put the hundred-dollar bill into his pocket.

"Okay!" Zhong Longju gave a thumbs up to his driver.

This made him very moved, he thought: "The boss is not a loser, he is the boss, I didn't expect tsk, fortunately I didn't continue to increase the price, but that's right, the person who can be the boss is not a fool, how can he let others take too much advantage, it seems that he is drunk and drunk, but he has not become stupid." ”

"Well, you're welcome. The driver said embarrassedly.

"Come on, boss, slow down, hey... Lift your feet, then sit up, hey, sit tight. The driver helped Zhong Longju to the seat.

Unexpectedly, Zhong Longju was about to fall as soon as he raised his hand.

"Oops... This and this, you and this, and then fall, hold on, hold on, grab the handle with two hands, hey, yes, you go up and go up, as soon as he runs out, there is no one left. The old man told the driver.

"Okay, okay, I'm coming up, hey, I'll hold your boss. The driver sat with Zhong Longju.

"Get on! Zhong Longju slammed the accelerator, and the electric tricycle "rubbed" the ground and flew out.

"Hey, hey, hey, slow down, slow down, ah, why don't you listen to persuasion, why do you drive faster and faster?hey, wait for me, stop, wait for me, huhuhu~" The old man shouted and ran behind.

"Aha, happy and happy. Accelerate Ori to Ori!" Zhong Longju excitedly twisted the throttle to the maximum, and the speed suddenly increased to the maximum, and the electric tricycle continued to accelerate and accelerate again with the throttle.

"Hey, drive slower, boss, you drive slower, don't move and pay attention to safety, it's very dangerous. The driver held the boss's body, lest the boss go up to the ground.

"I thought the boss was excited and excited for a while, but I didn't expect this to open more and more, what can I do, I went home late in the middle of the night, or I was frozen, this doesn't seem that I'm incapable of being a driver, this can't do this, I have to think of a trick. The driver thought about what could make the boss immediately stop driving this tricycle.

"Just pull out the key.,It seems that I'm not good.,I'll be scolded by the boss again.,But it's a matter of begging.,Is there any?。。。 What a better way?" the driver looked at the road in front of him, kept moving forward, and there was a potholed ground in front of him, and he had an idea.

"That's right, let the boss bump and vomit, it's okay, boss, boss, I'm sorry for you. Thinking of this, the driver held on to the handlebars and continued to drive forward, the electric wheels accelerating continuously.

"Hahaha, it's comfortable, it's really cool. Zhong Longju shouted excitedly, and then he couldn't scream in the next second.

"Oh mom, the stakes of this squat, it's too powerful, stinging and stinging, oops, oops, oo Zhong Longju soon couldn't make a sound, at first he felt comfortable squatting, but soon he felt very uncomfortable, and the sky was dizzy.

"Hey, why are the stars in the sky flying, it's so powerful to circle the ground, it's so dizzy that my eyes are dizzy, and it's a little powerful, no... I can't stand it anymore, stop and stop. "Zhong Longju doesn't want to ride anymore.

"If you offend the boss, if you go down, you should vomit when you get home, why don't you vomit out, it will be better. The driver hurriedly said: "No, I can't stop the boss, hey, slow down and be careful, there are pits on the ground, oh my god, the butt of the pier hurts." ”

"Woo woo woo Zhong Longju finally couldn't hold it back.

"Ahh He was pierced up and down, his stomach turned upside down, and then he felt that the world was spinning, and he opened his mouth directly and spit it out.

Colorful vomit, as well as all kinds of indigestible food, all with undigested wine, all vomited out in one go.

The driver frowned and thought: "The loss is that this is outside, on this electric tricycle, if it is in the car, it will suffer, so much vomit, I have to wash the car several times." ”

The driver saw that the president was almost vomiting, stepped on the brakes, the electric tricycle stopped, and Zhong Longju got off the car slowly.

Then he staggered off the electric tricycle, opened his mouth to the ground and spit it out.

"Gross... Vomit. Zhong Longju vomited.

"Oops, slow down. The driver said to him while patting him on the back.

"Oops, but I'm tired of this body, but I can catch up with you, hey, I've walked a lot tonight. The old man came running out of breath and gasped for air.

"Hey, you guys are really running here, you look at me and I estimate, your boss should vomit out, just now he was full of alcohol, at least drank a pound of liquor, but this is good, at least sober and sober, otherwise it will be even more uncomfortable in the second half of the night." The old man said.

Looking at Zhong Longju's side again, after vomiting for a while, he only felt that the river and sea in his stomach were gone, and his body was not so light, he had tears in his eyes and spit a few mouthfuls of spit.

The driver hurriedly took out disposable wet wipes, took out a bottle of mineral water from his arms, and handed it to Zhong Longju.

"Oh, I... Zhong Longju took the mineral water and poured it for a while, then spit out all the first sip of hulahula, and washed both sides of his mouth, only to feel that the inside of his mouth was not so sticky.

After vomiting, Zhong Longju, who gradually sobered up, found himself in a strange place, he knew the driver next to him, but the old man next to him had never seen it himself.

He hurried: "Oops, I have a headache, go, help me go back to the car." ”

Driver: "Hey, okay, slow down, old man, let's go back, the key is on your three wheels." ”

"Well, well, it's time for me to go for a ride. The old man happily got into his new tricycle.

"Activate, sudden. The old man happily drove the tricycle and drove away.

"It's really good today, come out to shake off the new car, I didn't expect to be seen by a boss, this is enough to show how much vision I have, I have the same vision as this big boss, look at the luxury cars that people drive, maybe, there is no comfortable riding on my electric tricycle, how comfortable it is to ride an electric tricycle after drinking, blowing wind to relieve hangover, this is life." The more the old man thought about it, the happier he became, and he drove faster and faster, and there was a pit in front of him, and he was so excited that he accidentally drove an electric tricycle and fell into it.

"Oh, ahh

"Bang!"

The electric tricycle flipped over directly and threw the old man out.

"Oh, my mother-in-law, my old waist is about to break, my tricycle is !!" The old man looked at the four-legged electric tricycle, the wheels were constantly turning, and the turn signals were flashing.

In Zhong Longju's business luxury car, the driver is driving the car, constantly driving on the road.

"Ahh

"What's wrong?" Zhong Longju asked from behind.

"It's okay, President, it's almost there, you hold on a little longer. The driver quickly changed the topic and said.

"Hey, I'm really embarrassed tonight, I didn't embarrass you, how did I get drunk and run to the tricycle, why do I still ride that old man's tricycle, really, this matter is kept secret for me. Zhong Longju said with a sigh.

"Mmmmmmmm, this is nothing, I was embarrassed after I got drunk, I ran to the small supermarket near my home, took a bottle of mineral water, I should have given him three yuan, but I took a dollar bill to others, and I didn't say that it was three dollars, I said look, there are three portraits of people on it, this one person is holding a dollar in his hand, doesn't it add up to three dollars, you see how good I am at math, you must have gone to school, math was not studied well, right, take a calculator to practice more in the future. The driver said with a smile.

"Hahaha, I guess that cashier must have died of depression, I guess I didn't expect to meet you drunk like this, what happened in the end? Didn't he stop you?" Zhong Longju asked curiously.

"Hey, that person is my neighbor, what can he do? I can't do it when I'm drunk, he also knows that it will be inappropriate to be reasonable, so he took a video, and then took out two dollars in his pocket and helped me pay, and when he woke up the next day, he came to me with his mobile phone, and after watching the video, he was lying on the ground laughing, I was completely faceless, and I was not afraid that I couldn't remember it when I was drunk, but I was afraid that others would remember. ”

"Hahaha. Zhong Longju was amused at once.

。。。。。。

"This kid is very smart and knows how to help me round the field. Zhong Longju exclaimed in his heart.