Xiao Yang is an otaku, and he is a very homely kind. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoXiao Yang, who graduated from college and found a job, will never go out unless necessary, and the only thing that accompanies Xiao Yang all the year round is the computer that is seriously outdated and still uses the XP system.

Xiao Yang even gave his baby computer a name called "Fei Fei", although his Fei Fei often didn't give him face, blue screen. But it is undeniable that Xiao Yang still likes this one very much. Well.. Very outdated computer's! If it weren't for this computer, Xiao Yang couldn't imagine what he would be bored.

"Xiaoyang! Don't get up yet, today is your cousin's big day! The soprano was accompanied by a burst of "Bang, bang, bang!" There was a knock on the door. No, strictly speaking, this should be considered a slamming door! Because a person who stuffs two lumps of crumpled toilet paper into his ear according to his sleeping habits can wake him up with a "knock" that is not a knock on the door!

At six o'clock in the morning, looking at the time on the alarm clock, Xiao Yang helplessly thought about what to get married, and replied, "Wake up, wake up!" It's broken when you slam the door! "Soprano. Forehead.. That is, Xiao Yang's mother finally stopped and continued to make noise with satisfaction, and did not forget to add a sentence before leaving, "Hurry up, let's hurry to the hotel!" ”

Xiao Yang, who is used to sleeping at one or two o'clock at night, finally lost to his mother's invincible noise offensive, and went out with his parents with a pair of extremely obvious dark circles! Huangdu Hotel, that is, the place where his cousin got married today, looking at the five big-character signboards on the rooftop, Xiao Yang couldn't help muttering in his heart, "The name of this hotel is really vulgar!" ”

Vulgar and vulgar, Xiao Yang will not treat his stomach badly, especially when he has no choice but to get up early to socialize. It was almost noon, and the dishes began to be served, and Xiao Yang, who had not eaten breakfast and was already hungry, almost didn't care about other things around him, just buried his head in hard work. "Hmm. Hmm" I didn't expect that this cheesy hotel chef had good skills, Xiao Yang thought secretly while stuffing a braised prawn in his mouth.

"Cousin." Xiao Yang, who was looking at the next dish and preparing chopsticks with prawns stuffed in his mouth, raised his head blankly, and saw his cousin in a red cheongsam standing behind him, probably because of drinking, or maybe because of today's happy day, so there was a little shyness, and the red cheongsam set off his cousin's crimson face, like a delicate flower. looked at Xiao Yang in a daze for a while.

"Cousin, today is my wedding day, and you haven't blessed us yet!" Noticing Xiao Yang's stunned expression, the bride hurriedly fished behind her back, dressed in a suit and leather shoes, and the handsome groom appeared in front of Xiao Yang, for his cousin's Lan Xinhui, Xiao Yang saw it in his eyes, put down his chopsticks, got up and picked up the wine glass in front of him and said, "Cousin, you are so beautiful today!" Brother wishes you husband and wife eternal happiness, grow old, do it first as respect! After speaking, he drank all the wine in the cup, and the bride and groom hurriedly took the wine glass in return.

"What do you mean I'm not pretty at other times?" After speaking, Xiao Yang glanced at him, blinked mischievously and didn't give Xiao Yang a chance to defend himself, so he pulled the groom to other tables to toast, looking at the backs of the two, Xiao Yang actually felt quite bad in his heart, his cousins who were two years younger than him were married, but he was still useless, and he didn't even have a stable job. "Hey." Sighed secretly and sat back in his place, the delicious food that was still delicious just now would be like chewing wax in Xiao Yang's mouth.

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors. After saying goodbye to her cousin's family, Xiao Yang's mother led Xiao Yang's father and son, who were almost drunk, out of the Imperial Capital Hotel. On the way home, he was stirred by the cold wind, and the strength of the wine came up, Xiao Yang's father was always chattering about when Xiao Yang would be able to come out, when he would be able to marry a wife and hold his grandson. Xiao Yang was upset, but he didn't talk back, he was a few positions behind and silently followed his parents all the way home.

If Xiao Yang can return home safely, then the following story will not happen. Just when Xiao Yang was listening to his father constantly counting himself behind his parents, Xiao Yang, who was already drunk, was about to defend himself a few words, a pink balloon floated in front of Xiao Yang, and a little girl behind was chasing the string tied to the balloon, bypassing Xiao Yang, trying to pull the balloon that had just accidentally escaped! But the location of the little girl is next to the bus stop.,A bus just entered the station with a turn signal.,Although the driver has slowed down before entering the station.,But I didn't pay attention to the little girl who suddenly ran out of the platform.。。

Seeing that the bus was about to hit the little girl who was completely unaware of the danger in front of her because of chasing the balloon, suddenly a figure caught up with the little girl and pushed the little girl violently, with great force, the little girl almost flew out of the ground with both feet off the ground for more than a meter and fell to the ground crying "wow". But the cry couldn't hide the sound of "bump!! However, the figure was unstable in its center of gravity because of its low body pushing the little girl, and it was too late to escape to a safe distance, and after being knocked down, it was rolled into the bus chassis, and the blood stains that dragged out several meters long were shocking

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