"Don't worry, it's okay, they can't help me."

Li Yi got out of the car and returned to the man's home.

Li Ting was stretching her neck in the living room, peeking at the corpse in the bedroom. Seeing Li Yi coming up, she asked softly, "Brother, is that guy really dead?" ”

Li Yi said: "Of course you have to die." If he doesn't die, shouldn't Xiaoyou have an eternal knot in his heart? ”

Li Ting said: "However, killing people in their house like this will cause trouble?" ”

"What kind of person is your husband, don't you know? I'll just deal with it a little bit to make sure there are no flaws. ”

After Li Yi finished speaking, he waved his hand lightly, and all the pieces of clothes belonging to Li Ting on the ground gathered in his hands.

Li Ting put on the T-shirt handed by Li Yi and frowned. Her star department was too big, and she was not used to it without a star cover. Seeing that the trousers were not lined, she only wore Li Yi's last one and said, "Husband, you give me this!" ”

Li Yi said: "No, this is going to be given to you, and I have nothing." ”

Li Ting said: "Come less, you have always had nothing." ”

Li Yi said: "Since you know that this is an illusion, still ask me?" ”

"What, this is an illusion?" Li Ting stretched out her hand to model Li Yi's one, and pointed to the T-shirt on her body: "Yours is an illusion, what about me?" ”

Li Yi said: "Of course, it's also an illusion, what is used to deceive Xiaoyou, don't you think it's true?" ”

"You bastard, you tore all my clothes apart, and you lied to me with illusions!" Li Ting hammered Li Yi twice, "Then what should I do?" You can't let me go downstairs with an illusion, can you? ”

"Actually, it's fine, don't you think Xiaoyou is dressed well?" Li Yi smiled lightly, and when he saw that Li Ting was about to get angry, he hurriedly said, "Okay, don't make trouble, I'll make you two!" ”

So those pieces of clothes in Li Yi's hands turned into a set of clothes. It's not Li Ting's original set, but a simple T-shirt and trousers.

"Give me two coats!" Li Ting said.

Li Yi said: "It doesn't matter to you, but when Xiaoyou sees it, it will be exposed." Just a moment, I promise no one will see you. ”

"Then I'll let you hold it too." Li Ting pouted.

Li Yi kissed her little pout, and then hugged her and quickly left the scene.

In the BMW car downstairs, Concubine You Luo was waiting in a mood. Tears once again spilled down her eyes and landed in the car.

"Xiaoyou!" Li Ting saw Concubine You Luo crying, so she didn't take the co-pilot, but came to the back seat and hugged her, "Don't be afraid, that bad guy has already killed my husband, and we have taken revenge." ”

Concubine You Luo choked up and said, "Principal Li, I'm really sorry for causing you a burden." ”

Li Ting said: "Don't talk about that, I will be upset when I say it." ”

Li Yi said: "Xiaoyou, be careful in the future, and pay attention to your own safety-"

"Shut up! There's no talk for you here! Li Ting shouted.

Concubine You Luo hurriedly said: "Principal Li, don't be angry, Mr. Li is also kind." ”

Li Ting snorted coldly and said: "We are all like this, he is still talking cold there, he must be scolded!" I said, you bastard, what are you doing down there? Seeing that we didn't come down, don't you know how to find it? ”

Li Yi said: "If I don't find it, you are still being bullied by that dead fat man!" ”

Li Ting said: "In short, you are not good, if you can go up earlier, why would Xiaoyou and I be so miserable?" ”

Concubine You Luo saw that Li Ting had been losing her temper with Li Yi, and persuaded: "Principal Li, don't scold him, it's useless to scold him again!" ”

"It's obvious that he's wrong!" Li Ting pouted, "Li Yi, you apologize to me, apologize to me and Xiaoyou!" ”

Although Concubine You Luo was in a bad mood, she didn't think the problem was Li Yi.

Yes, Li Yi can go up to save her and Li Ting, he is already their great benefactor, how can he apologize to them?

However, Li Yi turned around and said: "Xiaoting, Xiaoyou, it's me who is not good, I found the problem late." I apologize to you and hope you will forgive me. ”

"Ah, you really apologized?"

Concubine You Luo was stunned for a moment, and then her heart was warm.

It's obviously not his fault, but he has to apologize, this Lan man is so good!

Compared with the "fat man" who blew her up, Li Yi is simply a model in the world!

However, Li Ting shouted: "It's not sincere at all, do you apologize like this?" Do it all over again! ”

"Principal Li, don't talk about it." Concubine You Luo hurriedly stopped Li Ting.

In her opinion, Li Ting was bullied by the "fat man", but she sprinkled her resentment on Li Yi's head, which was unreasonable, and Li Yi had a good temper to accommodate her.

Li Yi sighed and said, "Alas, Xiaoting, don't bully you when you see you, do you think I'm not sad?" I'm more upset than you, okay? You are my Lu people, I only want you to belong to me alone. I've killed that fat man, and I'll never allow that to happen in the future. You can only, and will only belong to, me! ”

Li Ting said unrelentingly: "You are responsible for me and Xiaoyou!" ”

"I will, I'll take good care of you. Let's forget what just happened, you will always be my wife! ”

"Husband!" Li Ting shouted.

When Concubine You Luo saw this scene, tears came up again.

Although Li Ting was also bullied, she has a husband who loves her deeply, and her husband doesn't mind this kind of thing.

But what about her?

She hadn't dealt with the object yet, and she was polluted by the "fat man"!

In the future, will her boyfriend not mind?

"Xiaoyou!" Li Ting saw Concubine You Luo's tears falling, and hurriedly wiped them for her, and then said in a panic: "Oh no, Xiaoyou, did you clean up yourself just now?" ”

"Cleanup?" Concubine You Luo's eyes widened.

Li Ting said: "I remember that dead fat man seems to be astringent in you, isn't it?" If you don't clean it up, you'll get pregnant! ”

"Huh?" Concubine You Luo had never experienced this kind of thing, and when Li Ting said it, she also panicked.

After the "fat man" was kicked in by Li Ting, he handed it over in two hits. Later, Li Ting was captured, although she was also bullied by the fat man, but she really didn't receive the fat man's goods!

"Xiaoyou, without further ado, you quickly turn around, and I'll help you clean it up!" Li Ting said.

"Can you help me?" Concubine You Luo's eyes widened.

Although both of them are girls, it's too embarrassing to help clean it up!

Li Ting said: "What are you stunned about! You haven't experienced anything at first glance, do you know how to clear it? It's all this time, if I don't help you, who will help you? ”

Concubine You Luo thought to herself, and it was the same reason. Both of them were bullied by the fat man together, and they are not afraid of being intimate at all, they are both girls anyway!

"Then Principal Li, I'm sorry for you."

Li Ting said: "The two of us are also in the same trouble, if you want to treat me as a sister, just call me Sister Ting, don't be the principal and the principal, see more." ”

Concubine You Luo also felt that Li Ting was not very old, and said softly: "Sister Ting." ”

Li Ting said: "You can call my husband brother-in-law in the future, husband, you promise." ”

Concubine You Luo had no choice but to shout, "Brother-in-law." ”

"Well, Xiaoyou, if anyone bullies you in the future, just tell your brother-in-law, and I will take care of you." Li Yi said.

"Don't brag, if you arrived a little early just now, Xiaoting and I would be fine!" Li Ting said.

"Sister Ting, don't talk about brother-in-law, he's also very sad." You Luofei said.

Li Yi said: "Xiaoting, Xiaoyou, I'm sorry!" ”

While the three of them were talking, Li Ting had already set up Concubine You Luo and began to clean up slowly.

Concubine You Luo thought that Li Yi was sitting in front of her, as long as she turned around, she could see the scene here, and her face was as red as an apple.

Li Ting said: "Husband, come over and help me clean up." The fat man wasn't astringent to me, but it was disgusting enough. ”

Li Yi said: "This is not good, the back row is so crowded, you and Xiaoyou are both there." ”

Li Ting said: "What nonsense, you didn't see it just now!" What if that fat man has something left with me and gets pregnant then? ”

Li Yi had no choice but to come to the back row and squeeze together with Li Ting and Concubine You Luo.

Concubine You Luo's face turned even redder when she saw Li Yi stretching out his hand to Li Ting.

Yes, Li Ting helped her dig, Li Yi helped Li Ting dig again, and the three of them relayed. It's hard to say whether we can dig out the fat man's legacy, but the embarrassment is certain.

A few seconds later, Li Ting said again: "Your hands are not good, I feel that the legacy of the fat man can't come out at all, you should use that!" ”

Li Yi said: "Xiaoyou is here, how do you let me use it?" ”

Li Ting said: "The fat man was so ugly just now, I and Xiaoyou have seen it, what are you afraid of?" Xiaoyou, don't look at your brother-in-law, he has no malicious intentions, he just helped your sister dig out the fat man's legacy! ”

Concubine You Luo was stunned for a moment, and only when she saw Li Ting remove Li Yi's last armament did she understand what Li Ting was going to do.

"Sister Ting, you want to be here, my brother-in-law, isn't it?"

Li Ting said: "Do you think I want to?" This is not the place to do such a thing at all. But if you don't let your brother-in-law gouge twice, I always feel like I'm going to get pregnant. ”

Concubine You Luo blushed and said, "But if you let my brother-in-law - wouldn't it be easier to conceive?" ”

Li Ting said: "Xiaoyou, it seems that although you have good grades, you don't know the evolutionary history of our primates. A long time ago, human beings were not married, and everyone lived in a tribe, Lan Lan Lu Lu, and they could do whatever they wanted. ”

"You mean the prehistoric era of group marriage?" Concubine You Luo asked.

She also wanted to find something to talk about and alleviate the embarrassment now.

Li Ting said: "Yes." In the era of group marriage, every Lan person wanted to get the Lu people in the tribe pregnant. But there are a lot of Lilan people in the tribe, how can everyone let the Lu people conceive their own children? The clever Lan people came up with a way. They kept planing before delivery, digging out all the remnants of the Lan people who preceded him. In this way, the Lu people can only conceive the child of the Lan people. ”

"What? You said that the Lan people's behavior was actually to dig out his previous remnants? Concubine You Luo was shocked.

Li Ting said: "That's right, you look at the shape of this, just to make it easier to plan." In the long evolutionary history of human beings, all those who could not grow into this shape and could not dig out the legacies of others were extinct in the era of group marriage because they could not reproduce! “

Concubine You Luo glanced at Li Yi, and quickly turned her head away: "God, how can this be!" ”

However, that shape does seem to have the function that Li Ting said!

Li Ting said: "In the process of human evolution, many behaviors have lost their original meaning. For example, now that everyone's spouses are fixed, the Lan people keep planing, which is useless. But this ancient tradition continues, and every Lan feels that the longer they plan, the better. ”

"Sister Ting, don't say it." The more Concubine You Luo listened, the more embarrassed she became.

Li Ting said: "I'm just explaining to you, so that you don't think I'm doing something wrong with your brother-in-law." ”

Concubine You Luo said: "Then you should be busy!" ”

"Hmm." Li Ting snorted twice, and continued to help Concubine You Luo clean up.

The three of them cycled like this for a while, and Concubine You Luo didn't know if Li Yi had shaved Li Ting clean, anyway, her side made Li Ting dig with a special feeling.

Li Ting suddenly said, "Husband, you stop." ”

Li Yi stopped and whispered to Li Ting's ear.

Li Ting closed her eyes for a while, and then said, "Husband, you can also help Xiaoyou clean up, I feel that my fingers are not long enough." ”

"Help her?" Li Yi blinked.

Concubine You Luo said nervously: "Don't, don't!" ”

It would be embarrassing enough to let Li Ting clean up under Li Yi's nose, how could Li Yi come?

Li Yi is a man!

"Don't worry, your brother-in-law is very professional, much better than me, he used to help me clear it." Li Ting patted Concubine You Luo, seeing that she was still going to excuse herself, and said, "No matter how bad your brother-in-law is, he is better than that dead fat man, right?" You'd rather keep that fat man's evolution fluid than let your brother-in-law clean it up? Don't cry when you're pregnant! ”

"I, I-"

Li Yi is tall and handsome, and he is indeed a hundred times stronger than the obese man surnamed Zhang. But as a girl, how could Concubine You Luo let Li Yi help with such a favor?

But thinking of the fat man's legacy, the girl hesitated again. It's unfortunate enough to be bullied, if what Li Ting said comes true, then everything will be over!

Li Ting didn't let the girl think much at all, and pulled Li Yi's hand over: "Hurry up, your fingers are long." ”

"I-"

Li Yi seemed to be hesitating, but Li Ting then pressed his hand on Concubine You Luo: "I know you have a habit of cleanliness, and you don't want to touch that fat evolution liquid." But you also have to think about Xiaoyou, she is a girl's family, what if she is really pregnant? ”

"Okay. Xiaoyou, is it okay? Li Yi asked.

"I-" Concubine You Luo glanced at Li Yi's hand, wanting to say something but embarrassed to say it.

"Don't worry, with me, he won't bully you." Li Ting said.

Seeing this, Concubine You Luo could only nod her head slowly, and then closed her eyes tightly.

So, Li Yi began to work.

Concubine You Luo suddenly found that the current second seemed as long as 10,000 years. Although her eyes were closed, Li Yi's image kept flickering in front of her eyes, as if she was waiting for him all her life!

It's not that Concubine You Luo is cheap, but every girl will have a little reverie when she has this kind of contact with the Lan people, as long as she doesn't hate each other too much.

"What am I thinking! I'm all polluted by that fat man, people won't like me! ”

"However, Sister Ting is also polluted, not just me!"

"However, Sister Ting is Sister Ting, I am me, and I am Sister Ting's husband!"

I don't know how long it took, Concubine You Luo's heart was still very **, but her feelings became more acute.

Li Ting is right, Li Yi is indeed very professional, those two fingers are completely different from Li Ting's! (To be continued)