Chapter 1 Eat only meat and bones
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Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Wang.
Yes, you heard it right, it's Xiao Wang. Why the name? No way, the little master got up. And my current appearance is indeed a "prosperous wealth" look.
Two small white ears drooping, light gray fur from the top of the head to the back, a short small light gray tail, four small white short legs, four small gray paws, and two large brown eyes on the big round face, and a small protruding mouth under the eyes.
If I tell people that I'm not a pet dog, I'm afraid I won't even believe me.
The reason why I said it is the way it is now is because I was a human in my previous life. And it can only be said that he was a human in the previous life.
Because even I don't know how I came to the West all of a sudden when I was still a human being.
As soon as you close your eyes and open them, they are like this. Who knows if something else has become in the process of closing and opening the eyes.
The main thing is that I feel like I'm dying at my own hands.
Something, ask me what I was doing before I closed my eyes.
Hey, hey, hey...... I'm really embarrassed to say. Doing what most otaku do.
In front of the computer screen, watching the island nation's naked action blockbuster, holding toilet paper in his left hand and doing back and forth movements with his right hand below. As for why I close my eyes, it's because I stare at the screen for too long, close my eyes and lie on the bed to rest for a while.
When I tried to open my eyes, I found that I was so tired, cold and hungry that I couldn't open them.
Then, it was as if lying in the arms of a giant, and it was very warm. It's like lying in the sun, there is a warm heat flow flowing through the body, and it makes people feel like stretching their waists.
"Ah, it's moving, it's moving, it's moving, it's great, it's coming to life."
"Well, strange, who came back to life."
Hearing the voice of a beautiful little girl, I slowly opened my eyes.
The sight was a little girl with long blond hair, fair skin, and two large silver-gray eyes on her fleshy little face.
Look around again. It's a luxurious house. On the ornate furniture, there are many rag doll ornaments.
Two middle-aged men in white robes and an old man stood on either side of the little girl.
Among them, the middle-aged man's body is very strong, and the robe on his body has a feeling of being burst at any time. He has a golden beard and silver-gray eyes.
And the other old man had white eyes, silver-white hair draped down, and the silver-white long beard, which was tied into a small braid.
The strangest thing is that their bodies are so huge that I want to get up and stay away from them and keep a safe distance. But I found that I couldn't support my body. When I looked down, I realized that I was lying on a small round dark red wooden table, and the body was supported by two small furry white paws.
Ah, I'm so drunk~
"Ah, why did it fall again, think of a way......"
When I woke up again, I found myself lying on a soft white mat.
This is the whole process of my reincarnation. Now that I think about it carefully, although it is not as vigorous as before I died, I fortunately closed my eyes painlessly, although it was not too glorious to die.
"Alas, a minute of silence for yourself, who called me the one I killed myself!"
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In the days since I woke up, I couldn't come to terms with what I was doing. Especially on some things.
"Alas, although I retain the memories of my past life, I am really depressed about my current body."
Because I am used to walking on two legs, I suddenly have to adapt to walking on four legs, and I really don't know which leg to step on first, and I always trip over myself.
It turns out that when you are a human being, you always put a water cup to your mouth and pour it into your mouth when you drink water. Now it's okay, you need to lick it into your mouth with your tongue in a basin. Let's not talk about being tired, damn the water is always going into the nose.
And every time at this time, I can only sigh to the sky, "Who am I recruiting to provoke whom, isn't it just to watch a movie?" You want to punish me like this. ”
The only thing to be thankful for is that the little girl named Lisa is quite caring, and always brings me something delicious. But sometimes they bring some dog food and tell them not to be picky eaters.
Although I don't know why I can understand their language, for a young man from the 21st century with advanced ideas, he dares to use dog food to send Lao Tzu away, and resolutely knocks him to the ground with one paw.
"Lao Tzu only eats meat and bones." Although it was only the sound of "Wang" in the ears of the little girl and me.
And in the days that followed, I began to gradually accept the current situation, after all, people have to look forward. Although the current appearance does not match people, but so what, Lao Tzu is a human being on the inside.
So in the end, a sentence is, "Alas, one step at a time." ”
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The sound of footsteps brought my thoughts back.
"Xiao Wang~ go, sister will take you out to bask in the sun."
"Cut, a little kid who hasn't even developed his chest has the audacity to claim to be my sister. Where to play with mud, don't delay my brother to sleep. ”
"What are you whining about, when other people's puppies hear that they are going out to play, they shake their heads and tails vigorously, and they are very happy. If you're fine, you'll sleep with your belly bare. ”
I wasn't happy when I heard it. "Ya, you're the dog, your whole family is a dog."
Lisa came over, and regardless of whether I liked it or not, she directly grabbed the skin on the back of my neck and picked me up.
Damn, I'm trembling with anger. Although my face is covered with fur now, I believe that my face must be iron blue now. Every time he dragged me up like this, one day Lao Tzu would return the favor in his own way.
"Hey, Xiao Wang, why are you trembling? Is it not completely well? I'll ask Grandpa Puthrie to help me see if I'll be able to cure you. Lisa said with concern.
Lisa's Grandpa Puthrie was the old man in the trio who watched me fight in the street when I passed out. actually has white eyes, if you go to shoot zombie movies, you don't need to wear contact lenses. Fortunately, I fainted quickly at the time, otherwise I wouldn't have scared Lao Tzu to death.
"I don't know what's going on, my father found you on the way back after completing the cultivation of the Dragon's Back Mountain Range, and you were already dying when he found you. Listen to Grandpa Puthrie, it seems that you are dying because you were born prematurely and have not been well cared for. At the time, I thought I wouldn't be able to save you. If my father hadn't happened to find you on the way back and brought you back in time, I don't know if you would have survived. Even Grandpa Puthrie used up a healing stone, which finally stabilized your situation. But because you were born prematurely, your body lacks a lot of nutrients, so that your body will be so short. Lisa said.
"But you're short, but you're cute, and I like it. Hey~~"
"Hey your sister, hey." I said in standard dog language.
As for the healing stone that the little girl just said, what is it? Do you know how to heal the stones? A litany of questions came to mind. What kind of world is this? Even a broken stone can cure a disease.
It's really curiosity kills dogs, and there are a lot of questions that I can't figure out, so I really want to find someone to sit down and have a good chat. But when I think of my current situation, even if I ask, others will only think that I am selling cuteness.
Wait, your father? It can't be the middle-aged man in the onlooker trio, right?
I have a kidney~ The middle-aged man who can beat Zhang Fei is your father? That height and that body shape are simply speechless. I said, old girl, you won't let him pick it up too, right?
"Hey, what are you staring at me, little thing? Are you hungry? After asking Grandpa Puthri to show you later, my sister will take you to eat delicious food. ”
"Delicious? Don't send Lao Tzu away with dog food, Lao Tzu only eats meat and bones. ”;