Chapter 7: Rubbing and Abuse
Eleliver found himself unlucky, starting with being chosen as a general's personal soldier, and this unfortunate thing came one after another. The www.biquge.info was inexplicably hated by a purebred Phyllis cat and hated by His Excellency General Aldrich, and then he was forced by the sinister captain of the army to complete the task of communicating with the giants in order to shoot His Excellency's rat fart, which is more like a declaration of war.
Fortunately, the giant looked stupid, and he finally completed the task, and before his heart calmed down, His Excellency the general, who had always respected him, began to have convulsions again, and he actually led his own team to charge at the giant.
Although at first glance, it seemed that the giant rat cavalry regiment had indeed caused a lot of damage to the giant, and even he began to wonder if he had been too timid before. But what happened next was just as he had expected, and in the subsequent counterattack of the giants, the giant rat cavalry suffered far more losses than the damage inflicted on the giants.
And the most unfortunate thing happened in this situation, in order not to be hit by those huge stones and wood in the giant's counterattack, after giving the order not to move the Phyllis cat, who happened to be crouching in a slightly concave dirt pit, because he was afraid that the dust kicked by the giant would get into his eyes, he closed his eyes carelessly.
It didn't take long for him to feel light when he closed his eyes, and Eliliver, who had left Phyllis's cat's back, hurriedly opened his eyes and saw a scene that almost made him faint directly, he was pinched by the giant in his hand, and he was captured by the giant.
And that damn giant even patted his mount on the head, as if to compliment..?? Elevior, who was already a little decadent, didn't intend to blame his mount, after all, he gave the Phyllis cat an order not to move, and he could only blame himself for his carelessness.
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Xiao Yang, who was escaping, was bouncing forward while looking at the Barbie-like villain held in his right hand closely, with exquisite armor, a handsome face, a long sword at his waist, and a well-proportioned figure, except that he was no different from himself except for his pocket body shape, at most, this Barbie doll was a Caucasian from Europe, and he was a yellow from Asia. Although this guy is now tightly closed, the slight trembling of his whole body indicates that this guy is just pretending to be unconscious, and Xiao Yang, who does not understand the language, has no intention of demolishing this guy who is pretending to be unconscious.
"Wait. Sword? Xiao Yang, who came back to his senses, still remembers the pinprick pain not long ago, a long sword that ripped off the waist of the Barbie doll and threw it away, staring at the guy who pretended to be unconscious in the palm of his hand, I don't know if there is anything else on this Barbie doll Xiao Yang's face is full of ill intentions.
Afraid that this little thing would suddenly take out something sharp to prick himself, Xiao Yang violently lifted one of the Barbie doll's legs and began to shake up and down frantically. Eleliver, who pretended to be unconscious, was almost really fainted by this crazy up and down trembling, and Eleliver, who felt that his bones were about to fall apart, couldn't pretend anymore, and opened his eyes to the nearby giant is a burst of yelling, "You ugly, dirty, dirty, shameless and despicable fellow, may the wrath of the sun god fall on your head and burn you to ashes!" You will not die well. Bastard, let me down, don't shake! Ah~~ My gold coins! No!! Please don't shake! Ahhh Ah~~~" Xiao Yang, who didn't understand what the Barbie doll was yelling in front of him, was still shaking while running.
"Please~~~begg~~~~~ you, don't~~~~ don't shake!!" It wasn't until Xiao Yang, who couldn't shake anything, finally stopped moving, looking at the Barbie doll in front of him who had been foaming at the mouth and had really fainted, Xiao Yang, who was originally going to hold Love Liver's face again, looked disgusted, and Xiao Yang, who didn't realize the fact that it was who was causing others to foam at the mouth, was afraid that saliva would get on his hands, so he continued to carry Barbie to escape.
Poor Eleliver may really have exhausted all his physical strength because of Xiao Yang's crazy shaking, and there was no sign of waking up until the sun went down.
Xiao Yang's luck is not bad, in the afternoon he met a freshwater river flowing to the sea not far away, and after lying on the river, he was going to sit on the ground and rest for a while, but as soon as his butt touched the ground, he jumped up at a faster speed than sitting down, although in the wild running all the way, the throwing gun that was originally attacked by Phyllis Cat Rider and inserted in his ass had already fallen. But the wound is still there, although the wound is not deep, but Xiao Yang, who forgot about this stubble, sat down and suddenly jumped up again with a wow-wow-wow-
Fortunately, poor Eleliver had already fainted, and he didn't see Xiao Yang holding his ass and screaming and jumping, otherwise he might be killed by Xiao Yang, an otaku, in the future. Xiao Yang, who was depressed, had no choice but to give up his plan to rest, and after jumping over the river, he continued to escape in an unusually time-saving and labor-saving posture of "moonwalking".
Xiao Yang didn't know that not long after he left the river, a snow-white Persian cat appeared by the river just now, and it was the mount of Eleliver in Xiao Yang's hand. It's just that now the cat is dirty, and the long fluffy and snow-white hair is now tangled in several places, and the part of the cat's paws has been dyed earthy yellow by dust. The Persian cat that followed Xiao Yang all the way will be in a hurry by the river.
It is the nature of cats to be afraid of water, and it is obvious that cats on this planet are also afraid of water, and it is not a cat that can jump over the river that is more than two meters wide in terms of the length of the earth, besides, now this Persian cat is still carrying heavy loads on his back, his master's saddle, the gun bag behind the saddle, the marching bag and other things.
Across a river, the smell of the owner in the nose is getting weaker and weaker, that is, the owner is getting farther and farther away from him, and the Persian cat is getting more and more impatient. (ps: Actually, the cat nose is not worse than the dog nose at all, but the cat is more arrogant, tsundere, for people's dog training methods, cats usually disdain, which is why there are police dogs, police pigs and no police cats.) )
After a few more laps in the same place, the Persian cat who made up his mind took a few steps back, and then resolutely rushed to the other side of the river and jumped over, the Persian cat in mid-air fell into the river water in a third of the way from the opposite bank, after falling into the water, the Persian cat tried to poke its head out of the water, and the four cat's paws kept digging the water, not letting the river take itself downstream, and then swam towards the shore with all its might.
Cats are afraid of water, not because cats can't swim, but because cats have fine hair, and it takes a long time to dry naturally after wetting, so cats generally can only spend a lot of time licking and drying themselves. The Persian cat finally stepped on the opposite shore after some efforts, and it was soaked and couldn't care about its own long hair, while shaking the water, while searching for something on the shore, until the familiar smell came back to the nose, the Persian cat "meowed" and chased down the smell.
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