Seeing that Zhang Dali let himself choose first, Wu Sansi felt that he had another layer of certainty of victory, and secretly laughed at Zhang Dali's stupid hat. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

But which one is better? Yes, I ask the people around me and the nurses, or go directly to the operating room to ask the family, and if I don't know, if it is really an arm amputation, of course, I only choose the right one, not the expensive one.

Before Wu Sansi could be proud, Zhang Dali seemed to see through his thoughts, and said to the onlookers: "Let's bet, everyone is just a witness, and those who know the result will not be silent first, so that this person who thinks he is rich will lose his heart." As for you, I suggest that you don't bother the family of the surgical patient before choosing, you think, the family is very sad to have surgery, you just go over and ask, it is easy to be beaten out. Ugly words are said in the front, whoever violates the rules will lose. ”

Zhang Dali's words that deliberately aroused the anger of the rich and the people really worked, and the people who watched the excitement suddenly fell silent, and some of them knew that they usually belonged to the people who spoke loudly, and they hurriedly covered their mouths.

Wu Sansi hated and thanked Zhang Dali in his heart, but what he hated was that Zhang Dali had imposed restrictions on this gambling contract, so that his plan to inquire first and then make a decision had failed; Thank you that Zhang Dali's reminder was really timely, otherwise he really planned to go over and ask his family, not to mention, maybe it was really easy to be beaten, it was this reason.

Looking at Zhang Dali's smiling eyes, with bad intentions, Wu Sansi dared to conclude that this bet was not simple, there must be a cat, even if Zhang Dali knew the patient who was undergoing surgery, it was not impossible.

Generally, people who operate on surgery come out with two intact arms, unless it is a special case of arm amputation, but this is too coincidental. However, this Zhang Dali made a bet about a few arms, and it seems that it is very likely that it is really an amputation.

And I usually like to listen to car radio programs, in which the host asks questions, always deliberately say the correct answer in the first place, set a trap, and induce the listener to answer the second, just now when Zhang Dali asked the question, he also did this, hum, and want to be an old listener of me? Play psychological warfare with me? You're still tender!

Wu Sansi felt that he had thought about it enough, so he directly said the choice: "It's definitely not two arms, as for the remaining one, or none left, it's not all the same!" "Are you sure? It's too late to go back. "I don't regret it, I'm sure."

"Okay, you're done, it's time for me to choose, I think this patient in surgery must have both arms in good shape when he comes out. Who's right and who's wrong, let's wait until his operation is done and come out to see it. After speaking, Zhang Dali picked up the lily bouquet on the ground, thought of a question, but did not speak, threw the bouquet to the head of the bed, and then sat on the bed and waited, his eyes drifted to the door of the operating room like those who watched the excitement.

Wu Sansi also sat on Zhang Dali's bed and waited angrily, but Zhang Dali didn't pick him up. 10 minutes passed, 20 minutes passed, the doctors and patients who were doing the operation in the house, how did they know that there was such a bet outside, no one was in a hurry to come out, and the door of the operating room did not move at all.

Zhang Dali is not in a hurry, anyway, he has to guard the hospital bed in this corridor if he has anything to do, and obey the nurse's greeting at any time. But Wu Sansi was in a hurry, he was afraid that Meng Guangmei would not come back if he got the news, and he would leave directly from work, and it would be difficult to find it again, but his father had given a death order, and he must get this little girl within this month, so as not to delay the company's next plan.

Finally couldn't hold it back, Wu Sansi stood up and paced two steps, stepped forward and asked Zhang Dali: "What kind of gambling are you playing, how can there be a fixed point for surgery, if this patient doesn't come out for a day, I will accompany you to wait here for a day!" No, I'll do it again! ”

Zhang Dali looked up at the electronic time display card hanging in the corridor, recalled the situation he had observed before, and smiled at Wu Sansi: "Wait another 15 minutes, if the patient is not pushed out, this bet will be invalidated, and you will make a new question, how about it?" "Okay, just wait another 15 minutes."

15 minutes passed quickly, and he couldn't even wait to see the excitement, and after nearly half of his walk, Wu San stood up again and was about to speak. At this moment, the door of the operating room opened, but there was no patient in sight, only a man who looked like an old doctor walked out, and after a few simple words of advice to the anxiously waiting family members nearby, he walked towards this side of the corridor.

Zhang Dali didn't make a sound, he sat motionless, but kicked Wu Sansi's shoes next to him with his toes, his eyes signaled, and he said in his mouth: "You can ask the doctor." ”

Wu Sansi thought about it, and when the old doctor came to him, he hurriedly stopped the old doctor and asked, "Doctor, is the operation inside done?" "It's done, what's wrong?" "I want to ask, did the patient in it have an amputation?" "What a mess, what an amputation, didn't you see the surgery announcement in the nurse's station? Today, the experts from Dujing came to the operating room of our inpatient department to visit the chief surgeon, other surgeries have been postponed, today is a bypass surgery, as for the emergency amputation, you should go downstairs to the emergency operating room to ask. I won't tell you, it's time for my next surgery. ”

The old doctor pointed to his name tag, and then pointed to the doctor's name in a surgical preview message that had just flashed on the electronic display board, saying that he had not deceived Wu Sansi, he was really going to rush to the stage, and then left directly. "Huh?" Wu Sansi looked surprised, and was stunned with his mouth open, knowing that he had let Zhang Dali play it, and he had lost too completely, and he had waited for a long time in vain.

Zhang Dali sat on the hospital bed in the corridor, looking at his newly grown hands, and mocked Wu Sansi with a half-smile: "Everyone has seen it, you lose is losing, you are such a big man, such a rich person, you don't want to cheat in public." Don't forget to avoid me in the future. ”

Wu Sansi glanced at the audience who were snickering around, and pointed at Zhang Dali angrily: "I didn't say that one game will be won or lost, two wins in three games, whoever doesn't play is a grandson, come again!" ”

"Okay, you said so, I'll settle your grandson, but the rest of the questions are still up to me, if you don't dare to play, get out of here, don't be embarrassed here." It seems that Zhang Dali was also angry because Wu Sansi played two more rounds.

The onlookers who were just about to disperse heard that such a good-looking movie actually had a middle episode and a second episode, and they were happy to come over again.

originally thought that these people at the bottom of the society were better than more than one thing, but as soon as his momentum was pressed, Zhang Dali said two slightly soft words, and he went down the steps, and then went his own way.

I didn't expect Zhang Dali to really call the board, Wu Sansi really couldn't go, and if he left at this time, he wouldn't be called away, he really became a goggle who lost his armor, and his face was not gone, but he was trampled to pieces.

When his temper came up, Wu Sansi waved his hand indifferently and shouted, "You have a question!" Zhang Dali didn't shout with him, but his voice changed, imitating the movement of sketch star Fan Wei: "Please listen to the question!" Say, there's an aunt in front, that's the one at the end of the corridor, walking to the women's bathroom. ”

With Zhang Dali's finger, everyone's eyes followed, and there was really an aunt, fifty or sixty meters away, who was lowering her head and collecting a few garbage on the ground with a broom, and then entered the women's toilet, and didn't seem to hear what was happening here.

Zhang Dali continued: "When the aunt came out for a while, what was the first to cross the toilet door? After speaking, Zhang Dali seemed to be worried that Wu Sansi would not understand, so he took two steps in front of him, and pointed his fingers at his left and right feet.

Wu Sansi saw that Zhang Dali meant to ask, whether it was the left foot or the right foot that crossed the toilet door line first, thought about it for a while, and blurted out: "Left foot, ah no, right foot, no, no, it's the left foot, it's definitely the left foot." Then Wu Sansi hurriedly came back to his senses and stared at the door of the women's toilet, but Zhang Dali laughed more cunningly on the side.

After a while, the sweeping aunt came out, and at the moment when everyone was staring at the door line, the first person who crossed the toilet door line was neither the left foot nor the right foot, but a mop!

Except for Zhang Dali, when everyone was still stunned, there were still no two feet of the aunt at the toilet door, only half of the head that was seriously watching the cleanliness of the ground, and a mop head that repeatedly stretched out and was retracted and wiped on the ground.

After a while, all the onlookers burst into laughter, and they all began to think that this bet on the young man's sick number was a bit interesting, and laughed even lower. Wu Sansi's face was flushed, and it was easy to figure out that he had fallen into Zhang Dali's trap again, and his gall hurt and his liver trembled in one breath.

Zhang Dali also explained to himself: "Aunt sweeping the floor, she loves to be clean, and she drags around all day long, and this is the fifth time she has mopped the floor after she appeared in the morning." People who come and go to the toilet always pour the water for washing their hands on the ground, and of course the aunt has to drag it carefully! I drag, I drag, I drag, I drag......"

"Three wins in five games, there is a kind of problem you have again!" "Okay, please listen to the question, there is a bunch of lilies bought by an unknown slut, as long as you can turn the petals of one of them away, only in this corridor, so that everyone can't see, take out, smell, or find, even if you win!"

Wu Sansi took the bouquet that Zhang Dali picked up from the bed and threw to himself, looking at the lily that he had bought as a "slut", he turned it over in his heart and thought about the solution several times, and then pulled out a lily and hid it in his shirt.

At this time, without waiting for Zhang Dali to find fault, an audience member spoke: "It's useless to hide that, you just hide in the crotch of your pants, and you also have the smell of lilies and birds." ”

Wu Sansi didn't care about shaking off the lily petals in his shirt, so he directly picked up another lily, walked to the nearby nurse's station, put the lily in the table drawer, and closed the drawer tightly.

At this time, another other audience member laughed and reported: "Didn't you cover your ears and steal the bell, didn't we open the drawer and see it, this person hasn't measured his IQ." ”

Wu Sansi returned to the corridor, sweat was in a hurry, patted his head and thought about it, and instinctively got another flower and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, as if he was afraid that it would not be safe, and then stuffed his wallet into this trouser pocket and poked it hard.

This time, without waiting for others to say anything, Wu Sansi denied his idea and was directly depressed. Then he suddenly found a life-saving straw, and asked Zhang Dali: "I can't do it, but you can't do it either, why do you think you won?" ”

Zhang Dali listened, but looked disapproving: "That's not necessarily, you see it." Then Zhang Dali went to Wu Sansi's hand, and also gently pulled a lily, ripped off the hard skin on the outside and threw it on the ground, and raised it to Wu Sansi with the remaining soft petals, indicating that this was not a violation.

In front of everyone's eyes, Zhang Dali immediately ate it, frowning, indicating that the flower was not very delicious; The appearance of struggling to swallow indicates that the flower is not too easy to swallow.

It took nearly 2 minutes, and the flower was really gone, and it was all in Zhang Dali's stomach, but it really verified that it couldn't be seen, couldn't be taken out, couldn't be found, and couldn't really smell if it didn't burp and fart.

Wu Sansi was completely stunned, he didn't expect Zhang Dali to be able to play "convincing people with food" like this, the sick number in front of him, he really underestimated it, he is the little Lori who hit the street, he is the Jiangnan uncle who specializes in coaxing little apples!

"Count you ruthless, if you are a man, you will win four out of seven games!"

"Your shameless spirit, it's really over the mountains, okay, you say I'm ruthless, I'll play a ruthless game with you, just win four out of seven games, and win until you serve! Listen up! Say, do you see this piece of glass at the entrance of the nurse's station, without any help from your hands and feet, whoever breaks this glass wins! Remember, don't kick with your legs or feet, don't hit with your elbows, you lose by anything other than your body! You can try it first, if you break it first, I won't just lose! ”

This piece of glass is the glass that the nurse station specially uses to observe and supervise when dispensing medicines. Wu Sansi stood in front of the glass, mobilized all his brain cells, rubbed the glass with his back, arched the glass with his buttocks, and talked to the glass and shouted to the glass for a while......

Wu Sansi tried all the tricks, but he still couldn't find a proper way. His funny actions are like a clumsy performance on the stage, which makes onlookers and others laugh non-stop.

Everyone can't help but speculate and discuss, not to mention that if you go up by yourself, there seems to be no solution, could it be that the young patient has a special function?

Until Wu Sansi retreated back in a gloomy manner, Zhang Dali didn't say a word, walked straight to the glass, looked back and smiled mysteriously and said: "Everyone testifies, it's not because of the accident that the glass was broken, and whoever loses in a while will be responsible for compensating the glass money." ”

Then Zhang Dali turned his head, faced the glass, and posed with both hands the trick "air pressure dantian style" that he learned from the TV series, as if he was lucky, so that the onlookers suddenly realized that it was not a special function, this person was going to use qigong to shatter the glass in the air, and he was really a master in the people!

But Zhang Dali, how can he "fight cattle across the mountains". Zhang Dali shouted, and then saw that Zhang Dali's head hit the middle of the glass, and with a "bang", the glass shattered on the spot, and several large pieces fell to the ground and fell into pieces.

When Zhang Dali slowly retracted his head, as soon as he turned around, the blood in his hair immediately flowed out, down the root of his ear, and dripped onto the hospital gown......

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