Chapter 61: The fat man is not a roast pig
The mutant beasts in front of the sea of fire turned their heads together, their green eyes locked on the oncoming pickup truck, and they were not afraid at all, and rushed towards the pickup truck together.
Jiang Baiyu slammed on the accelerator and drove to the maximum horsepower, and the pickup truck frantically crashed into the group of mutant beasts, causing the mutant beasts to roll all over the ground and fly into the air.
Boom Boom!
The mutant beast is not afraid to charge, and the pickup truck crashes around, shattering the bumper, shattering the windshield into a spider web, and the body is riddled and scarred.
Ahhh
Ximen Aliang screamed continuously, kept bouncing off the seat, if he wasn't wearing a seat belt, he would have flown out of the car a long time ago, watching the mutant beast keep crashing into the pickup, he was so frightened that his heart was about to jump out, and he was so excited that he was going to heaven.
"Ding Dong! Evil thoughts from Ximen Ah Liang +666."
Crashing into the mutant beast head-on, Jiang Baiyu was expressionless, calmly controlled the pickup truck, and rushed all the way into the sea of fire, rushing straight towards the crooked neck tree in the sea of fire.
"Big brother, hurry up, I'm going to roast it. Yuan Gui burst into tears and shouted excitedly.
The pickup truck frantically flicked its tail and stopped under the crooked neck tree, Jiang Baiyu opened the skylight and cut the rope with a sword.
Yuan Gui turned his head down, planted in the back car of the pickup truck, fell dizzy, and happily clung to the steel guardrail, knowing that he was saved and did not have to become a roast pig.
Jiang Baiyu closed the skylight, drove out of the sea of fire crazily, and crashed into the mutant beast group again, hitting the mutant beast flying around, the scene was extremely shocking, more exciting than high-altitude bungee jumping.
"Damn!" Yuan Gui was dazzled, the mutant beast kept flying overhead, rolling and falling to the ground, he was so frightened that he was about to pee, and he grabbed the guardrail of the car body, and the speeding car was too exciting.
"The newly bought pickup truck is scrapped, my 500,000 oceans, the down payment I just paid, I am killed!"
Ximen Aliang covered his face frantically, since he met Jiang Baiyu, a pit goods, and formed a team to go out of the city to adventure, accidents have continued to occur along the way, and the small life has become more and more exciting, and life has been boiling.
The pickup truck crashed out of the mutant beast herd, and Jiang Baiyu stared at the round eyes, holding a burning cigar in his mouth, and rushed into the darkness in a panic.
Buzz!
A mutated insect roared and crashed into the pickup truck like a tidal wave, and the windshield cracked bigger and bigger, about to burst.
"Ahhh
"Made!" Jiang Baiyu was furious, opened the window glass, and threw three flashbangs into the air.
Boom Boom!
The flashbang lights up at the same time, releasing a dazzling white light, and the mutated insects that live in the dark instantly blind and blind, and the swarm is like a headless fly, rampage into a mess, losing its target.
The pickup truck frantically rushed out of the swarm, speeding towards the deepest part of the sinkhole, under the illumination of the headlights, a pool of water appeared in the distance, covering an area of about a kilometer, and the turquoise pool was as calm as a mirror.
Squeak!
The pickup truck stopped, Jiang Baiyu pushed the door and got out of the car, looked at the dying fat man in the back car, raised his hand to lift the fat man, and put it on the big bluestone.
Yuan Gui was miserable, his fat face was swollen into a pig's head, he first encountered a fierce barbecue, and then suffered a mutant mosquito bite, the smoky fire burned his skin black, and exuded a faint smoke and fire, which was ten times more miserable than a beggar.
"Brother Turtle, you didn't make a sound!" Jiang Baiyu said.
"Ahem, me, me, me...... You can still save it, don't give up on me. Yuan Gui coughed loudly and made a hoarse and weak voice.
"It's good if you're not dead, drink saliva first, slow down!" Jiang Baiyu took out the mineral water and poured it into Yuan Gui's mouth.
Yuan Gui took a big gulp of water, let out a sigh of relief, and lay on the bluestone with his four paws facing the sky.
"Eat something more, eight-treasure porridge and canned beef, you can eat a few bites first!" Jiang Baiyu opened the canned food and fed it to Yuangui's mouth, and the orange cat jumped on the boulder and looked at Yuangui curiously.
Yuan Gui devoured it, as if he had been hungry for a day, and ate the eight-treasure porridge and canned food in a few bites, his face was a little better, and he said gratefully: "Thank you, big brother, for taking action and saving my little brother's life!"
Jiang Baiyu said lightly: "Don't thank me, just remember to owe me spirit stones." ”
Yuan Gui smiled bitterly: "Big brother, my storage bag was snatched away, and I don't have any money now." ”
Jiang Baiyu teased: "It's okay! just remember to return the spirit stone, I'm not in a hurry." ”
Ximen Aliang came over and said angrily: "Fatty, pay me for my pickup truck, I just bought a new car for a week, Brother Yu said that you will pay me a Crazy Horse Conqueror, you can't pay the bill, make an IOU." ”
Yuan Gui wanted to cry without tears, looked at the pickup truck that crashed miserably, and said weakly: "Money is not a problem, isn't it just a crazy horse, go back to the city to compensate you, I will give you an IOU." ”
Jiang Baiyu said: "Forget the IOU, I believe that Brother Turtle's character will not let me down." ”
Yuan Gui said: "The eldest brother can afford me, and the younger brother is grateful." ”
Jiang Baiyu said curiously: "Let's talk about it, you go down to the Tiankeng Guoben, tie yourself into a big zongzi, and play a bonfire to roast the pig, what does this mean?"
Ximen Aliang said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, your style is too good, a little cutie broke into the sinkhole, in order to attract monsters, it is also a fight, this is to play your own rhythm!"
Jiang Baiyu smiled evilly: "Hehe, you don't know, Brother Turtle is a meat shield awakener, born with rough skin and thick meat, and has its own turtle shell defense, which is trivial to attract monsters." ”
Yuan Gui's head was full of black lines, and crows flew over the zenith in flocks, trembling inexplicably, hugging his shoulders and trembling, looking down at his outfit, so aggrieved that he was about to vomit blood.
What is God..... Did you go down to the sinkhole?
What is God..... Tie yourself into big dumplings?
What is God..... Playing with fire and roasting yourself into a roast pig?
The fat man is not a roast pig, he can't play like this with a psychopath, he is a victim!
"Ding Dong! Evil Thoughts from Yuan Gui +666."
"Ding Dong! Evil Thoughts from Yuan Gui +666."
"Ding Dong!Evil thoughts from Yuan Gui +888."
After receiving the evil thoughts contributed by Yuan Gui, Jiang Baiyu smiled, took out the detoxification pill and the special white medicine and put them on the bluestone, and said with a smile: "Ximen Dashao helped with the medicine, Brother Turtle, tell me, how did you go down to the sinkhole?"
Ximen Aliang came over, helped Yuan Gui apply the ointment, and echoed: "Yes, yes, yes, have you met a fox spirit, you are so excited that you strip naked, and then roast yourself into a roast pig, and you will love you when you die." ”
Thinking of the unbearable encounter, Yuan Gui's face was distorted, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I'm so angry, the dog thief Cao Fan has hurt me so badly, I will kill you!"
Monstrous hatred surged into his heart, Yuan Gui suffered an unprecedented humiliation, Cao Fan beat him with a sticky behind his back, tied him up as a fat pig out of the slaughter, and hung him on a crooked neck tree, and the most hateful thing was that he had to pile up firewood and grass to light a fire, play a big fire to roast pigs, and be cannon fodder to attract mutant beasts.
If you don't avenge this revenge, you swear not to be a man!