Chapter 37: The Emperor's Dream
He Tingyu hurriedly said: "Wait, I have something to say first, since Brother Li has great powers, then this matter will be Brother Li, and the two of us have contributed enough, you can see how he has been injured." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Li Wuyan said: "I helped you all the way, all of them were ordered by my master, this matter is not within the scope of my master's order, if you two don't care, then you don't care." ”
He Tingyu sneered: "Then if we two take care of it, you also take care of it, right?" ”
Li Wuyan said: "The family teacher ordered me to assist the two of you. ”
6 Yue Ming smiled: "Then take an idea, is it considered a help?" ”
Li Wuyan said: "At this time, Na Lai Yuan is about to ascend the throne, maybe Lai Yuan is about to arrest that Huang Jian and discuss the enthronement gift." At this time, they also invited monks to help him tell fortunes and pray for blessings. However, the nearby monks didn't dare to do this rebellion against him at all, and at this time they were short of people, so we could ......."
6 Yue Ming shouted: "Do you want me to pretend to be a Taoist priest again? ”
Li Wuyan said: "You can also pretend to be a monk." ”
He Tingyu hurriedly said: "That's it, it's not good to shave your head, and if he shaves it, how can I shave it?" 6 When Yue Ming heard this, she immediately knew that she insisted on going with her.
Li Wuyan said: "Okay, you just pretend to be a little Taoist aunt, it just so happens that Taoist priests also have a double cultivation of yin and yang." ”
He Tingyu said: "That's it, I'll still pretend to be a Taoist boy." ”
Li Wuyan said coldly, "You are pretending to be a Taoist child, how can you explain the lies you have told your apprentice?" What he said was obviously that He Tingyu lied to Liu Ying that it was difficult for women to dress up as men.
In this way, the next day, 6 Yue Ming and He Tingyu had already put on Taoist robes, and walked with Li Wuyan to the mountain where the legendary Emperor of Dashu came far away, Li Wuyan also returned to his usual face shape, but it still looked a little weird and terrifying, and he was also wearing a Taoist robe.
The three of them rode donkeys and walked to the sphere of influence of the "Great Shu Kingdom", and turned their fortunes in the nearby villages, but after a while, they saw a few soldiers coming over, these soldiers were wearing iron armor, and on their heads and armor, there were many decorations made of tin foil and the like, which looked very funny.
As soon as the soldiers came over, one of them pointed to the three of them and said, "You three wandering Taoist priests, can you count it as an auspicious day for the zodiac?" ”
The other hurriedly said: "General, if you offend a person who has attained the Dao, won't that cause trouble?" ”
That person seemed to have an epiphany, and hurriedly said: "Immortals, dare to ask you if you will count the auspicious days of the zodiac." ”
Li Wuyan said loudly: "The auspicious day can be counted, the destiny of heaven is unpredictable, I don't know how many military masters, what auspicious day should it be counted?" ”
For that man: "It is to calculate the day when our emperor ascends the throne." ”
Li Wuyan looked at the sky and said: "Tianzun is merciful, I watched the sky yesterday night, and I saw Ziwei Star appearing in the ecliptic, it must be the appearance of the Great Virtuous Son of Heaven, it turned out to be here." ”
Those people looked at each other and said, "This Taoist priest has a miracle, and he really calculated that our emperor is going to ascend the throne." 6 Yue Ming's mind was racing fast at this time, thinking about how he should respond if someone asked: "It's just a liar who talks to us, if it really works, then you can calculate ......", how should he respond, but none of these people actually thought of this layer, no matter how smart they were, would they still be deceived by the guy who called the emperor?
At this moment, suddenly a man in a fancy costume came over with two, 6 Yue Ming recognized that this kind of costume was worn by him, and he played the role of the great eunuch Guo Huai at that time.
One of the three people kept striking a gong and shouted: "The holy decree has arrived, the holy decree has arrived, and the villagers have come to receive the decree." And the person dressed as a eunuch was holding a piece of Huang Lingzi in his hand.
So all the funny soldiers knelt down, and the people around them also came and knelt. And 6 Yue Ming and the other three were reluctant to kneel, and the leader of the soldiers hurriedly signaled him to come according to himself, but the person in the appearance of the eunuch said: "The general doesn't have to be like this, look at the three should be people from other places." ”
6 Yue Ming and the others nodded, claiming that they were wandering Taoist priests, and the eunuch said: "Holy grace, so that all foreign people in Dashu abide by their etiquette, they are not our emperor's people, and they are allowed not to kneel." ”
6 Yue Ming hurriedly said: "The Emperor of Dashu is benevolent and virtuous, and he will rule the world one day." ”
The eunuch said, "All right, continue to recite the holy decree." As he spoke, he picked up the holy decree, and did not open it first, but shouted loudly: "Eighteen brides and eighty langs, pale to red makeup." The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. 6 Yue Ming and He Tingyu couldn't help but laugh in their hearts, you announced a holy decree, and you actually said a set poem first.
The eunuch began to unfold the yellow silk and read: "Fengtian carrier, the emperor edict said, the people of the Great Shu Kingdom listened, I became the emperor today, of course everyone enjoys the benefits, but the unfaithful ones are not included." Let's set a rule here, in the future, there will be not only prime ministers, but also big officials, generals, county orders, and many, many officials. Our folks, all form that protection, since our Dashu country does not have a pot of urine with the Ming country, so still thinking about Emperor Zhu, is a thief, we will be according to the number of thieves to seal the official, kill more thieves to seal the official, kill less thieves to seal the small official, every year, just this as a imperial examination, every year to choose a thief champion, and the list of eyes to explore the flower, Qin this. ”
6 Yue Ming thought well, from this funny holy decree, he had completely guessed the origin of this distant emperor.
Then the head of the soldiers introduced that this person was the Taoist priest who helped the emperor ascend the throne, so the eunuch warmly welcomed the three of them, and then led them to the "palace".
The "Imperial Palace" turned out to be a larger grass hut, and when the three of them walked in, they saw a fat man sitting on one of the large mahogany chairs, which was probably the dragon chair, and beside him, there were actually more than 20 young village women wearing cloth clothes and costumes, sitting or standing on both sides.
The three of them hurriedly saluted and said, "Poor Dao see the emperor." ”
Lai Yuandao: "The three of you, but the foreign envoys?" ”
6 Yue Ming said: "The day before yesterday, it didn't count, since Your Majesty was called the emperor, then forget it." ”
Lai Yuan smiled and said: "The three of you, are you from Shaanxi or Gansu?" ”
6 Yue Ming paused, and then said: "The next three people are all from Beiping. ”
Lai Yuan asked: "Then Beiping Kingdom, do you also recognize the Son of Heaven in Nanjing?" ”
6 Yue Ming had tried his best to hold back his laughter, but it was really difficult to do it, and finally it was revealed, although he didn't learn and didn't know how to do it, but he was very sophisticated, and he hurriedly asked: "What are you laughing at?" ”
6 Yue Ming hurriedly said: "Poor and cheap, but you have to see the true destiny, how can you be unhappy?" ”
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