Chapter 089: A fart provokes the anger of the public
Nangong Mu talked nonsense about the process of Hao Hongnian's expedition in a wonderful way of commenting on the story, this wonderful way made Nangong Mu a topic of discussion after dinner for a while, what white bone essence changed into a beauty to seduce Hao Hongyuan, the charm of the ghost, 100,000 shrimp soldiers and crab generals, the occupation of 318 heights, etc., the original grand expedition was relayed to everyone by Nangong Mu as a story.
Under Nangong Mu's wonderful narration, Hao Hongyuan didn't have to tell others how he fought with the green butterfly spider and how he was wiped out in the end, but Hao Hongyuan was a little depressed, he pretended to be injured and came back, thinking of 10,000 reasons, but none of them were used. On the contrary, Nangong Mu came back safe and sound and appeared in front of everyone, and helped him find a reason, which finally became a good story.
Hao Hongyuan's team has been scattered before encountering the green butterfly spider, and it is estimated that there are few people who can survive, and these people know that Hao Hongyuan has not even seen the hair of the green butterfly spider, if these people spread the news, they are afraid that their reputation will be ruined.
As for Nangong Mu, from what he said about the battle between Hao Hongyuan and the green butterfly spider, Hao Hongyuan understood that Nangong Mu should not say this, but the most reassuring thing is the dead, and the free dead can shut up forever.
Nangong Mu is good, these two days are to the tavern every day to comment, as long as Nangong Mu comes, the tavern will be full, the shopkeeper is looking forward to Nangong Mu's early arrival, and all the expenses in the tavern, the shopkeeper is free to Nangong Mu...
Syllable!!
The audience was quiet, and everyone who came to watch and listen to Nangong Mu's comments pricked up their ears, as if they were afraid of missing any plot, Nangong Mu glanced around and saw that there were a lot more people today than yesterday, and moistened his throat.
"Today's lecture, don't talk about the green butterfly spider, don't talk about the four Tang monks and apprentices, let's talk about the three kingdoms..."
What is the Three Kingdoms, this is completely unfamiliar to their group of people, and there are already many people in the audience talking about it, but it is these new things that can attract the attention of others.
"Three Kingdoms, what the hell are the Three Kingdoms?" many people in the audience also asked.
Nangong Mu started his storytelling method again, after a few days of storytelling, Nangong Mu's wonderful storytelling has aroused many people, some people feel curious, and even rushed for a few days to see if it is really so exciting.
Guo Han, Ziyuan, and Wunian were not absent for a day, and even Hao Hongyuan postponed the plan to kill Nangong Mu after listening to one or two games.
"This beauty asked well, look at this figure, this conversation, the standard good wife and mother. Without further ado, let's move on to the Three Kingdoms. ”
"Wait a minute..."
A voice from outside the door interrupted Nangong Mu. All the people looked at the door, but everyone wondered who this man was.
"Wait a moment, I'm from Xuanyi Building, our Xuan Lao wants to invite this brother to Xuanyi Building to tell the story of the Three Kingdoms that my brother said, I don't know if I can move..."
Without waiting for Nangong Mu to speak, the shopkeeper blushed and said: "Do you know what art is, in the words of the Tianmu brothers, art is to be popularized, art should be equal, do you know, Tang monks and apprentices did not hesitate to go west for all sentient beings in the world, seek the true scriptures, and purify all sentient beings..."
"That's it, what is Xuanyi Pavilion, is there a great Buddha, a sentence of Amitabha Buddha summarizes the ups and downs of the world, do you have such a great ability..."
Nangong Mu laughed out loud in his heart, the nonsense of the past few days of Journey to the West has really changed people's minds.
"Yes . . . Right.. What kind of thing is Xuan Lao, what is Xuan Yi Pavilion, if you want to listen, come here to listen...."
Many of the audience in the audience also made such a voice, this disciple of Xuanyi Pavilion saw that there were many people, and his face was really a little uncomfortable, and there were no steps to go down, and some of them were red-faced and red-eared and glared at Nangong Mu.
"Brother Tianmu, don't you even give Xuanyi Pavilion face?"
"Why do you give you the face of Xuanyi Pavilion! If you want to listen, come here to listen!" Hao Hongyuan stood up at this time.
Hao Hongyuan's appearance is well known to everyone, and the errand of this Xuanyi Pavilion naturally did not dare to offend Hao Hongyuan, and suddenly stood silently next to Xuan Lao's car, and turned his head slightly to look at Xuan Lao in the garage.
"Whatever... Then the old man is here to listen..."
Xuan Lao got off his mount. The shopkeeper arranged seats for Xuan Lao and a few Sui Cong, Xuan Lao looked at Nangong Mu on the stage slightly, Nangong Mu also looked at Xuan Lao slightly, nodded slightly, and expressed his respect for the old man.
Syllable!!
Nangong Mu slapped the table heavily, indicating that the story was about to begin, and the audience was silent, just as Nangong Mu was about to speak, a strange sound came from the crowd
Beep~~~!
The voice was a little elongated, as if it was deliberately forbearing, and after a while, the whole crowd was noisy, covering his nose with his left hand, clenching his fist with his right hand, and pounding the table continuously....
"Who the fuck fart...!"
Nangong Mu couldn't help but cover her nose, quietly waiting for the smell of rotten eggs to dissipate as soon as possible, but the people in the audience were different, especially Hao Hongyuan, Ziyuan, Guo Han and others, they didn't know if it was for face or what, they frowned, and didn't cover their noses with their hands.
The few people sitting next to them, I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, covered their noses with their left hands, and fanned the smell to Hao Hongyuan's side with their right hands.
"You're fucking the fan, believe it or not, I'm killing you now..."
"Why kill me, it's not me farting, you go and sniff someone's ass to see who put it..."
Nangong Mu saw that Hao Hongyuan's expression was a little angry, and hurriedly slapped it heavily on the table.
Syllable!!
The audience suddenly fell silent, and looked at Nangong Mu intently.
"A fart can unleash the rhythm of Do, Lai, Mi, Fa, So, La, and Xi, and it won't work if you don't accept it. It is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, it was divided into three kingdoms, namely Shu, Wei and Wu. Among them, the three kingdoms are the most powerful Wei State, Wei State with its own strong strength, stabilized the rear, and then gathered a large number of men and horses, ready to launch a war against Shu and Wu, continuous ships carrying 800,000 horses, ready to come to a decisive battle, there are also a lot of singing and crying stories in the middle, such as Zhou Yu beating Huang Gai, one is willing to fight and one is willing to suffer, and there are straw boats to borrow arrows and so on..."
Syllable!!
When the story was at its most exciting, Nangong Mu suddenly slapped it again, and his expression was a little solemn. The people in the audience also saw that Nangong Mu's expression was a little wrong, but they didn't understand why Nangong Mu would stop when it was exciting.
"Hey!!, that beautiful woman with her ass raised slightly, please don't let it out again, I can't continue to talk about it anymore....." Nangong Mu didn't point it out directly, but a strong protest broke out in the crowd.
"Protest!"
"Serious protest!"
"Fart out, shopkeeper, stand in front of your tavern in the future, those who haven't shit for more than a day can't enter, and those with heavy breath are not allowed to enter..."
"If anyone releases poison gas again, the old man will give him poison..."
Xuan Lao blushed angrily and swept over everyone present, Hao Hongyuan also stood up, his extremely angry eyes were full of murderous aura, Ziyuan's face was a little red, and he bowed his head and said nothing...
Cao Cao, the leader of the Wei State, sent out such an eternal sense of wonder as "Watching the Sea" for this decisive battle. The east is adjacent to the Jieshi to view the sea. The water is surging, and the mountains and islands are sturging. The trees are overgrown and the grass is abundant. The autumn wind is bleak and the waves are surging. The trip of the sun and the moon, if out of it. The stars are splendid, if out of it. Fortunately, even ya, the song is a song. ”
Nangong Mu shook his head as he read it. The audience also followed Nangong Mu's example, closed their eyes, and shook their heads while thinking deeply.
"Wonderful!seconds!!"
Nangong Mu looked at the brother who kept shouting 'Miao, Miao' with his eyes closed and asked, "This brother, have you experienced Cao Cao's rich emotions?"
"No, it just feels catchy and can't help but admire. ”
There was a look of contempt from the crowd, and the man kept shouting, 'Wonderful!'
Syllable!
Nangong Mu slapped the table
"This brother, that's right, it's really wonderful, I think this brother has a lot of potential in this area, if he trains well, he will definitely be more wonderful than me in the future..."
When this brother heard Nangong Mu's evaluation, as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, he began to take a pen to record Nangong Mu's words, and even Nangong Mu's sitting movements began to imitate in the audience, Nangong Mu was not only happy in his heart: This person seems to be really talented in this aspect, but he has less knowledge.
.....
Syllable!!
"This is the end of the story, what is the final result of the war between Cao Cao and Shu and Wu, and I will decompose it next time..."
Nangong Mu's shot was like waking up a person in a dream, and the calm of reality gradually returned to his reluctant expression, and then he realized that it was now ten o'clock at dusk.
"Brother Tianmu, what you said is true, I really have the same talent as you?"
"Brother, do you think I look like a liar, not only do you have it, but you are also a genius, but you don't know it. ”
Nangong Mu just felt that the face in front of him was a little thick, and as long as he could talk about it, a lot of it was said in the past.
"Brother Tianmu, how can I do it?"
Nangong Mu saw that this person had a sincere look and showed an attitude towards the comments as if he was ecstatic, close to crazy, Nangong Mu said for a day, he imitated it for a day, and he didn't know that he was tired at all.
"If you are sure to do it, you are not afraid of failure, and at the same time, you must be prepared to be psychologically hit, and in the future you will come to the stage to comment, there may be no audience, but you have to persevere, learn from the failure, and find out the events that people like to hear. When you succeed in the future, you can open a sect of your own, and you will shine as bright as the stars in the sky, of course, cultivation can't fall, otherwise you won't have the physical strength to support you for a day..."
Nangong Mu's words deeply touched this brother's heart....
For a few days, Nangong Mu has been talking about the Three Kingdoms again, and more and more people come to admire it, and the name Tianmu has suddenly become a well-known commentator, and the man who was said to be a genius by Nangong Mu silently recorded and imitated it, and went back at night while cultivating, while learning the appearance of Nangong Mu, the Taoist companions around him looked at this man who had never worked so hard, and felt very relieved, and swore silent support to become the woman behind this man....