Chapter 15: Jedi Adventure
"Kind, are you a human being, a ghost? My backstage is very hard, the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva are my relatives, and the Jade Emperor in the sky is my cousin, I'm not easy to mess with! ”
"Scared, run for your life, otherwise my relatives and cousin are here, you know, don't blame me for not reminding you!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu's scalp was numb, goosebumps rose all over his body, but his body seemed to have taken root, and he couldn't move for half a minute. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
can only say nonsense in his mouth, thinking in his heart that since the other party has no intention of killing him, and claiming that he is the same kind and has reported such a loud name, he should always suppress the other party.
While silently saying sorry to his relatives and cousins out of thin air.
The long flat flame that kept circling around the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and even sniffed close from time to time, did pause, and the immature female voice sounded in the mind of the Dongfang Xiaoshu:
"Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't know, but what Buddha has seen, it's not a good thing, and he wants to eat me when he sees me, bad guy! And some emperor in the sky, when he sees me, his saliva is flowing all over the ground, and he also wants to eat me, bad man! ”
"But what is a relative, what is a cousin?"
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Dongfang Xiaoshu has an urge to vomit blood, an urge to pick up a stone and smash his mouth, and he is talking nonsense about several famous characters in his hometown, but they can all hit nails, is what the other party said true? Dongfang Xiaoshu is a little afraid.
"Who is that, I'm very embarrassed, I was really scared by you just now, what backstage, what Buddha and Jade Emperor are all nonsense from me, I want to recognize them as relatives, I guess they will never recognize me!"
"That, I lied, I apologize!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu told the truth extremely unnaturally, and his heart suddenly felt a lot easier, there was no need to tell another lie for the sake of one lie, and Dongfang Xiaoshu really didn't want to explain what it meant to be a relative and a cousin.
"You're honest and you're a good person!"
The flat flame suddenly said very formally, and the voice was pure.
"Bad people are also honest, are they also good people?"
Dongfang Xiaoshu seemed to have forgotten the environment he was in, and opened his mouth to say, feeling a little regretful after finishing speaking.
"If I say a good person, I say a good person! Since we are of our kind, you should protect me! ”
The flat flame suddenly raised his voice, and said confidently, as if asking the Dongfang Xiaoshu to protect it.
"First of all, to make it clear, we are definitely not of the same kind! Although I take it for granted that men protect women! ”
"But you have to look carefully, I'm human, human, I don't know what you are until now!"
"I'm nothing, I'm me!"
"What......"
Dongfang Xiaoli Ma became dumbfounded and speechless.
Because I've never seen a character who says he's not a thing, and says it so justifiably, it's wrong, it's not a character, it's fire.
"It's decided, you have to protect me well in the future and help me fight those bad guys! But to be honest, as a fellow species, you are too weak, so weak that if I don't have a smart nose and bright eyes, you will be eaten by the bad guys sooner or later! ”
The flat flame seemed to be very proud, and after finishing speaking, it actually fell lightly from the air, and tried to straighten up the flat body.
"Nose, eyes? You have a nose there, you have eyes, why don't I see, you think I am blind? ”
"And I'm weak there, do you see, it's muscular, hard, do you understand?"
Dongfang Xiaoshu saw the childlike voice and tone of the long flame, and the infinitely surging courage finally drove away the trembling in his heart, anyway, it was a big deal.
He asked, looking around the long flames, and at the end, he showed his arms in dismay, pointing at the poor muscles, and the scene was extremely funny.
"This person is really interesting, I don't know who I am, and it's the first time I've met, it's actually very kind, and it doesn't feel strange at all." "I don't know how many thousand times better than those bad guys!"
"Since he is the same kind, it is not harmful to him to be by his side, after all, even if he is no longer by his side and is discovered by someone with a heart, he will be eaten sooner or later.
At least he won't blame himself, and he can live a long longer! ”
"Well, that's it. It seems that this place is not wrong! ”
The long, flattened flame straightened up, and the voice sounded again as the flame flickered:
"I don't care, you have to protect me anyway! I'm very pitiful, I have no relatives, no cousin, since I woke up, I wandered alone, and there are many bad people who want to arrest me and eat me......"
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, if I keep talking, I can't wait to give you all the money on my body."
"Hehe, when it comes to playing, the silver will never be given to you! You can protect you, but say in advance, when my life is threatened, I will still leave you and run away! ”
"At least don't worry about being killed by you now, let me lie down for a while, my leg is a little cramped!"
After Dongfang Xiaoshu finished speaking, he sat on the ground and lay down, his body was in the shape of a big character, and his right hand, which had been shrunk in his sleeve, finally stretched out and pillowed behind his head.
But he was thinking in his heart: "This ancestral land is really an evil sect, and I have been in the Tang Empire for four years, and I have not encountered the strange things I encountered today." ”
"The big snake, and even the snake spirit Niangniang, the black-hearted widow, the ghost, this is another flame, the turtle king eight mung beans, am I still alive?"
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"I still have a brother outside the cave, I've been in it for so long, I guess it's time to be in a hurry, let's go out together?"
"Don't worry, you have to take me, otherwise how can you protect me?"
"Aren't you just a fire, if you go out like this, when others see it, they are running for their lives except yelling, and they need my protection?"
"Hmph, you're an idiot! Xiaocao is not me at all, I am here! ”
With a bang, a huge altar was dragged out by the flat flames, startling Dongfang Xiaoshu's mouth wide open.
"Hahaha, haha...... who is that, you are really joking, although I am a man, although I am very strong, although I still have room to rise, but this altar is not a thousand catties and weighs eight hundred, you want to exhaust me, or stone me to death, just say it!"
"Say you're weak, and you're still stubborn, now you know that you can't do it, right?"
"How can you speak, the man admits that he can't do it? But this thing is too heavy, the flame is not you, is this altar you, the talking altar, are you a monster? ”
"You're a monster! Altar? It turned out to be called the altar, a good name, but it was my treasure, my home. I'm inside it, the last time I escaped from the bad guys, thanks to it and the grass! ”
"The flame is so strange, and then it follows; The altar is so big and heavy that I can't even lift a hundred pounds of stone, what can I do? You can't drag it, you can't carry it! ”
"Hehe, don't resist, don't move, I have a good way, it's only good for you, no harm, it's a little good that you promised to protect me!"
"Okay, it's a word, let's do it, kill or maim me, but there's no one to protect you!"
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"Ah......h
Dongfang Xiaoshu only had time to scream miserably, and then lost consciousness in an instant.
In the confusion, Dongfang Xiaoshu first felt surrounded by a flame, and then in a trance, a girl with two pigtails appeared, about eight or nine years old, her face was not clear, but it was just a white flower, because the girl seemed to have no clothes.
Dongfang Xiaoshu was surprised and wanted to open his eyes, but he was hit by a pitch black that weighed as much as 10,000 catties and lost consciousness again.
I don't know how long it took, Dongfang Xiaoshu regained consciousness again.
In the sky full of Mars, Dongfang Xiaoshu felt that his skin was cracking, the blood vessels under his skin were exploding, and the whole person turned into a sea of blood with a bang.
The long flames in the sea of blood were a little embarrassed, and the sea of blood was instantly ignited, burned, and burned everything combustible, and the sea of blood was evaporated by the flames almost instantly, and the world suddenly became empty, and there was desolation after burning.
A burning star suddenly broke into the empty and desolate world, pierced the turbid sky, and fell with sparks at great speed, and the burning star fell with a bang, steadily occupying the center of the world, dusty and flames.
A heavy, ancient, and solemn aura permeated the surrounding space, as if the ancient gate had been opened and the place where heaven and earth had begun.
Knock, knock, knock
Three vibrations came from the star, and the cloudy sky changed suddenly, gradually turning into pure blue.
The empty and desolate earth was instantly covered with green grass, red flowers were clustered, mountains rose from the ground in an instant, streams were swaying, patches of trees stood around, silence and harmony mixed with a little jump taste, the whole fairyland.
"It's good to finally settle down!"
A little girl with two small pigtails jumped down from the star, and surprisingly, she did not stand firmly, lying on top of the soft green grass.
The little girl clapped her hands a little angrily, raised her little foot and kicked the big star twice, before running away satisfied.
"Although this kind of person is weak to the limit, I didn't expect the soul space to be surprisingly large, hehe, it's so wide, so kind, so happy......" "Xiaocao and Xiaoxing (altar) almost exhausted all their strength to make their physique able to accommodate the three of us, ah, so sleepy! Hope next time
You're still alive when you wake up, or you're going to have to move again! ”
The little girl lay on the ground yawning, and her little hands kept patting her little mouth and muttering, as if she would fall asleep at any time. small
The girl suddenly turned over and tried to sit up, as if thinking of something, but did not get up, but tried to raise her little hand and draw a horizontal line at random, and finally fell into a deep sleep.
"Ahh Oops, it hurts me! ”
Dongfang Xiaoshu held his head in both hands, his body was almost curled up into a ball, and he didn't know if it was a bad headache or more pain all over his body.
Sanzi squatted aside, with a hint of surprise in his wild eyes, just now Sanzi has been among the people who have been pressing the Dongfang Xiaoshu, and even teased the nostrils of the Dongfang Xiaoshu with his hair.
"Brother, it's so good to see you, it proves that I'm still alive!"
After the pain subsided slightly, Dongfang Xiaoshu was finally able to look around, and in the darkness, only Sanzi was beside him, because he could feel the heat and smell coming from his body.
"Hungry, yet, still, and, meat?"
"What a blank slate, hehe......"
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