So, he responded: "Where can I be Cangyang Gyatso, others are not only high gods and Buddhas, but also the most beautiful lover in the world, but I am just a little man who worships his daughter-in-law." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Besides, where is my understanding of Cangyang Gyatso as one-ten-thousandth of yours, you say that my understanding of him can be regarded as research, isn't this a slap in the face? ”

"How dare I punch you in the face? You're the number one talent now, blowing the trumpet through the crack in the door - you're famous! Her silver bell-like laughter sounded a little mysterious, "Don't use this 'avoid the light' trick on me, tell me honestly, when did you start the ancient poem Cangyang Gyatso, you won't use Du Niang to make up for it on the spot, right?" ”

He smiled: "You just treat me as a malignant magenta, which is just in line with my unlearned face!" Ha ha! ”

"Still poor?" She was annoyed, "If you don't tell me honestly, can't I tear your mouth apart?" ”

He didn't have any fault with her, so he could only honestly confess: "Okay! I said, what about me, when I usually video with you, I hear you often play the song "Seeing and Not Seeing", so I guess you like Cangyang Gyatso. So, when I'm fine, I'll find out his "Song of the Ten Commandments" and "On the Top of the East Mountain" and so on, which can be regarded as cultivating a common hobby. Not to mention, it's really well written. It is worthy of being the love of the Buddha, the Buddha god of love. Now, are you satisfied, do you have to make people a little **? ”

"Hahaha! So that's it! She laughed, "Well, for the sake of you observing the details of Miss Ben's life so carefully, I will spare you!" Okay, now the number of clicks, likes, and comments has gone up. We just counted that since the removal of the poison, the number of hits has gone from 1,000 to 10,000, and it has taken about a quarter of an hour. Then from 10,000 to 20,000, it took less than five minutes, and now it has immediately exceeded 30,000, and it is estimated that it will exceed 100,000, which is a matter of ten minutes. According to this geometric progression, it should be able to exceed one million tonight! ”

"Haha!" He was arrogant, "If you can break one million the night before, then dare to be kind!" Xiling Xiaoxiaosheng's post has five million hits, but it has been accumulated over several days. If our post breaks one million on the first night, it will definitely 'shock' this guy hidden behind the scenes! ”

"Hmm!" She replied, "That's for sure! Knocking on the mountain and shaking the tiger, seeing that the mountain is about to be broken at once, he, who is still triumphant, will be buried by the stones that shook down the mountain if he doesn't come out to see! ”

"Hah! That's a good analogy! He praised, "To borrow your good words, if you get a million, this guy will definitely come out and respond." Ah! Or did you help a lot, caught hornets and wrote comments, so that the number of hits on my post soared from 1,000 to 30,000, and soon it will exceed 100,000, and it may even exceed 1 million according to what you said. If you are rewarded for meritorious deeds, it is all the credit of you and your girlfriends! ”

"Hey, hey!" She was also polite, "It's about the same, it's good to know Miss Nianben!" Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I'll convey your gratitude to Xiaoxiao! Ha ha! ”

"That's a must!" He replied, "Thank you very much, if it weren't for you, my one-man show would have been yellow!" ”

"Alright!" She smiled, "I know you're scared, so don't be so polite with me." Just go back and help me wash my feet a few more times, and you and Senior Brother can drink the celebration wine! Today, you have won another battle, and it is a double celebration! ”

"Good! Thank you daughter-in-law for your understanding! He hung up the phone, paused slightly, and quickly dialed Luo Qing's phone.

Wang Yixuan gave five minutes to talk on the phone, and now more than half of it has passed, and there are less than two minutes left. This porridge has to be boiled with another "underworld princess".

After all, calling Lu Qing can be said to Wang Yixuan, but not to Luo Qing, but not to call.

This is called the real needle.

After the phone rang three times, Luo Qing picked up on the other end of the phone: "Oops! Honey, don't you have a tough battle to fight today? Why would you bother to call me? ”

He smiled: "If you don't care about it, you have to take care of it!" Some people, who don't even say hello, have begun to learn and use Bai Juyi's "Feelings", I have to study hard, right? ”

"Oops!" She exclaimed on the other end of the phone, "Are you a fairy?" I didn't even dare tell you, how did you see that? ”

"Haha!" He laughed, "Ma Fang Qingshan, who else is it not you?" I just didn't expect that this underworld princess, who was originally dominant on the road and almost discounted the wrist of Ah Xiang, the shadowless hand with just one dice cup, now devotes herself to cultivating the text. I think, what kind of underworld princess, the title of the underworld lady, must be changed in the future. Directly called the princess of civil and military affairs, the all-round lady, is the most appropriate! ”

"Oops!" She was overjoyed, and said a little embarrassedly, "With my three-legged cat's kung fu, how dare I show off in front of you, a great talent?" I took the initiative to learn some poetry or something, but I was afraid that my foundation in this area would be too thin and I would be looked down upon by you, so I made up for some evil, but I still didn't know the bottom in my heart. It's the same today, I want to help you, but I hesitate, and in the end I can't help it, imitating a particularly well-written comment in front of me, and I also wrote such a short paragraph, which didn't embarrass you, right? ”

Of course, he knew that the "particularly good comment" she said was referring to Lu Qing's reply, and he deliberately pretended not to know at the moment, and praised loudly: "How can you lose face?" You're too modest, aren't you? To be honest, after reading this comment of yours, I was shocked at the time. I said that you went to the United States this time, and you didn't learn much about the advanced culture of foreign countries, but instead studied the things of our own ancestors so thoroughly, which is also a miracle, right? ”

"Hee-hee! Nothing can be hidden from your eyes! She laughed, "I'll tell you the truth!" At that time, when I knew that you were relegated to Crouching Tiger Town, I was in a hurry, and I wanted to put down all the things at hand and accompany you in the town. Even if I can't help you a little, just accompany you quietly and relieve your boredom! However, as you know, my uncle is a very powerful man, and I was dismissed by him as soon as I had this idea. He said that if you leave, Xijing will definitely be a mess, if I go to the town to accompany you, it will definitely add to the chaos, and you have to be poked in the back by others, but it will make it more difficult for you to do. But let me sit in Xijing City and not move, I can't do it. Therefore, he simply kept me far away and went to the United States to study. When you settle down in the county, it will take two or three years of hard work. When I come back from the United States, the situation will be clear! I went crazy when I heard it, and I might as well have killed you if I was separated from you for two or three years. But my uncle is the kind of person who absolutely says nothing, and he doesn't let me explain anything at all, and he doesn't even see you, so he gets on the plane directly. At that time, I secretly made a wish in my heart, I was forced to go to the United States this time, and I didn't want to learn anything about the United States. When I get there, I will study our ancient Chinese poems in a down-to-earth manner, get closer to you, and strive to have more common languages with you when I return to China! ”

"Haha!" He laughed, "That's what you were thinking about at the time, right?" ”

"Yes!" She replied weakly, "Isn't it stupid to make you laugh, right?" ”

He was right: "Not stupid, not stupid at all." If you really want to say something stupid, thank you for being so stupid to me, and I will definitely be so stupid to you in the future! ”

"You, you! Why is there so much sentimentality? At one point, she choked up, "Okay! Isn't this always a matter of talking and laughing about happy things, why does it get heavier and heavier the more you talk about it? ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" He replied, "Say something glad!" Thank you for your wonderful reply, at this level of writing, it's not worse than me at all. Moreover, this form can be, which is much stronger than the way you originally said to find all the clicks and likes under your hands! ”

"Oops!" She felt a little shy, "Before you called, I really didn't know the bottom of my heart." Because I didn't discuss it with you in advance, I sent a comment reply on my own initiative, and I'm really afraid that it will help! Now, with your approval, I can sleep soundly tonight! ”

"Hmm!" He laughed and joked, "Let's sleep steadily!" I'll probably have to keep an eye on this post tonight, so I can't go to you. Wait for this post to exceed one million hits, it really approached Xiling Xiaoxiaosheng's divine post and forced him to show up. I'll go to you, thank you so much! ”

"Good!" Her voice was full of amorous feelings, "Then let's talk about it!" I'm waiting for you, and if nothing else, I estimate that I will be able to break through one million tonight! ”

This "Princess of the Underworld" turned out to be the same as the "Princess of the White Path" expected, and even the tone of her speech was almost the same. Xiaoxiaosheng, Xiaoxiaosheng, you deserve to be unlucky, it is already your greatest misfortune to meet the master, not to mention that there are two princesses, one black and one white, standing next to the master, you are waiting to die!

After saying a few more affectionate words, he hung up the phone and looked at his watch, which had exceeded the five minutes allowed by Wang Yixuan. He hurriedly put away the phone and walked briskly back to the dining room.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the restaurant, he saw everyone coaxing him and shouting in unison: "Okay! Eunuch Tang is back and can perform for us! ”

Performances? He was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly went to see Wang Yixuan.

Wang Yixuan didn't seem to see him on purpose, and said to everyone: "Yes! Just now, when this kid from Thangka went out on the phone, I toasted everyone with a glass of wine alone. After drinking, I made a suggestion, and our front-line representatives have finished speaking and performing the show. Next, in order to make the atmosphere of the celebration banquet more enthusiastic, we should also perform the program by our so-called leaders. However, today's idea is to reward our front-line commanders and fighters, mainly to highlight you, not our leaders. Therefore, the few of us also performed the show one by one, which was obviously inappropriate. In that case, what to do? ”