The group of women was idle and chattering some broken words, and there was a man standing not far from the woman, not so much a man, but an uncle of a little age.

Uncle beard scum, medium height, figure is also plump, at first glance is lacking and maintenance, the uncle is wearing a floral shirt on the upper body is very angry, the lower body is a knee-high shorts, under the feet is a pair of flip-flops, more exaggerated is that he still has a rope tied on his forehead, and a wooden stick pinned to his waist, this overall image looks nondescript, a bit like a Japanese.

The uncle was two trees away from the women, looking at the sewer under the bridge, and he didn't know what to see. Seeing that the uncle seemed to have discovered something, he took off the stick pinned to his waist, and then the uncle used the stick to crutch on the slope and prepared to go down.

Just as the uncle here was about to make a move, a woman shouted at the uncle.

"Hey, then who, the master called you, what are you doing down without a baby below?" The handsome guy who is older is called an uncle, and usually a man can only be called a master, which is another name for a taxi driver.

The uncle with the black stick in his hand was stunned, he looked at the group of girls, and pointed to his face full of doubts.

A girl shouted: "What about pretending to be stupid? What are you doing, come here and chat. ”

The uncle was convinced that the women were calling himself, and though he didn't know why, he re-pinned the stick to his waist and walked towards the women.

Several women are old ladies, in their thirties and forties, these women are messing around in this place at this age, and they can't be said to be serious, nor can they be said to be serious. Several of them leaned against a tree with gynecological magazines in their hands for shade.

The uncle came over with a stick, and after coming to the women, the uncle bent his waist, and the smile on his face was a little flattering, which seemed to be very flattering, this kind of smile is generally like this in the old men in those dance halls, and it looks like the kind of begging for pleasure, and these girls have seen a lot.

A lady with two gold earrings on each side of her ear said to the uncle: "Aren't you tired of nodding your head?" Let's sit down and talk wrong? ”

The uncle smiled and nodded, but the flattering smile did not change, and he saw that he didn't have anything under his feet, so he sat down cross-legged.

A girl "roared" and said, "Are you used to playing a Japanese devil?" Look at your posture, do you really think you're a Japanese devil? ”

The smile on the uncle's face froze, and then he smiled and nodded, not knowing what he was happy about.

Another girl said, "You can't be a fool, what are you doing?" Watch you swing around. ”

The uncle thought for a while, and then said word by word: "I sell sushi." ”

This uncle's profession is to sell sushi as he said, and he has been doing it for more than forty years, but the uncle's accent sounds very strange.

"What? What are you doing? The ladies didn't hear clearly, and a woman asked in a loud voice.

After thinking about it, it was estimated that it was the difference in language, so he nodded and smiled: "Fisherman, fisherman." "This time, the intonation and pronunciation of the uncle's speech are much smoother, and it sounds like something that has been unfamiliar for a long time, and it is proficient after repeated use.

"Fishermen? I said, look at you like that, you can't hit a fart with eight poles, and your waist can't be straight, and you can't see that you are either plowing the field or fishing. You're fishing well, why are you here when you're old? The maiden asked again.

It's really hard to explain this, the uncle looked at the direction, then pointed to the sewer and smiled at the girls.

"Ouch, you mean the sewers are dry? Can't you fish in there? There is no fish in it, and if there is, you can't eat it. A lady was making fun of this uncle, and then the girls all laughed all at once.

The uncle didn't know what these women were laughing at, he also smirked, and when the women had laughed enough, a woman pointed to the stick that the uncle pinned to his waist and asked, "What are you doing with this?" ”

The uncle smiled and said, "There is nothing to eat." "I don't know why my uncle's accent has become the same as theirs.

The uncle smiled and said, "Something to eat? It can't be a fish insertion, right? Come and see. A big-waisted girl said that she was going to catch this stick, and the uncle quietly put the stick back to protect it, although he was still smiling on his face, it was different in the smile.

A woman was unhappy when she saw it, "Still a baby?" ”

The uncle just laughed, but didn't speak, he stood up, and it seemed that he was leaving.

A lady is estimated to have never seen the market, she intends to fish Kaizi, she asked in a rough voice: "On this hot day, why don't you invite a few of our sisters to eat ice cream, and take you to dance at night." ”

Saying that, this woman also used an elbow to pestle a woman next to her, because the woman next to her was a widow, and last night Sichun said that she wanted to find a lover, and asked her two sisters if they had a way, these two girls planned to recommend the barbarian in front of her to her, it depends on the uncle's can't go on the road, it's okay to be ugly or old, as long as you don't be so stingy.

The other girl who was pestled by the girls was called Chen Fen, she obviously didn't look down on this uncle, she understood what her sisters meant, and she glared at the sisters around her.

The uncle probably didn't expect these women to make this request, and he didn't know what he thought, he nodded and agreed, and the maiden also said, "We want Qiaolizi." ”

Qiao Lizi costs three yuan and five cents a piece, which is not cheap, and three is ten yuan. Generally speaking, it is 60 yuan for an extras to be exposed to the sun outside the venue for a day, and the housing prices in the capital are not cheap, so it is convenient enough to spend 10 yuan.

Unexpectedly, the uncle nodded and walked towards the small stall next to the entrance of the studio.

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The three of Qiao Lezi are the three girls, the uncle didn't buy his own and took one, and then the uncle handed the stall owner a brand new 100 yuan bill, and the stall owner took the money and checked the authenticity of the money very carefully, and then found the uncle money.

At this moment, several buses appeared at the gate of Bayi Studio, and these buses were also coincidentally parked in front of the uncle, and the uncle with three ice creams in his hand had not yet reacted, so he was dragged into the car by the three girls who rushed over and sat on the last seat of the car.

Then the uncle saw a group of people crowding to get on the bus, and all kinds of sounds came and went one after another, until the bus was filled with people, and it didn't stop.

Several ladies looked at the uncle with a dumbfounded expression at the end of the whole process, and the ladies who had already taken the ice cream and ate it, one of them said to the uncle; "Why are you still running a show? At this rate, it's strange that you don't starve to death. ”