Chapter 517: Because of Ape Dung, I Stepped on Pig Dung!
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Coming out of the treasure car, the four of them flew down and flew straight to Xiaoqiankun Mountain.
Elder Min frowned and muttered, "There are still a lot of people around here!" The smell is so mixed! β
Ren Xiaoyao nodded and agreed: "There are a few villages ahead, and there are about hundreds of earthen houses, which are messy. β
Xuan Wuchen held the jade, and the two fell to the ground lightly.
Elder Min and Ren Xiaoyao looked at the dirty ground, one holding a long beard, frowning in embarrassment. One pulled a bright red noble robe, and the evil eyebrows and eyes hid disgust.
Jade couldn't help but roll her eyes, and asked angrily, "Both, don't you want to keep flying, right?" In case people treat you as monsters and throw eggs and vegetable leaves - that old beard, Uncle Ren's robe, it is estimated that it will only be very ugly! β
It's all here, so there's no need to be so hypocritical! This is to ask for help, not to go on vacation. As for what it looks like?
Hearing this, Elder Min pursed his mouth, tucked his long beard into his collar, and turned his chest into a large drum. The corners of Ren Xiaoyao's eyes twitched, and he pulled the robe to his calf, and used magic to fix the position.
Belch......
There were three black lines on the jade forehead, wiping away a cold sweat, and muttering: "Please!" You're weirder like this, okay? β
A frighteningly large white-haired old man and a handsome and evil man with a robe that can be automatically raised.
She can only be described in one word - awkward!
And it's awkward!
Elder Min pursed his lips aggrievedly and asked, "Can ...... What should I do, ma'am? β
Jade's big eyes slipped away, pointed to the huge breasts, and suggested: "Use magic to bind your chest, try to make it as flat as possible, if it doesn't work, at least a few smaller**." β
Elder Min frowned suspiciously, although he didn't understand what ** was, but he still thought of a way to compress the long beard in his arms and flatten his chest.
Jade looked at Ren Xiaoyao-
The latter hurriedly stopped and hurriedly explained: "Little one, this is the Demon Lord's favorite robe!" Don't mess around! β
But people stared helplessly and muttered: "Who likes to beat your robe idea!" It's no wonder that such a bright color is worn out, and it is not regarded as a red firecracker! β
Forehead!
The corners of Ren Xiaoyao's eyes twitched, and he glared at her angrily and funny.
Unexpectedly, someone smiled and explained: "In these six realms, except for Uncle Ren, no one is capable of wearing a red robe so evil and domineering, and it is stunning in the world!" It's only a popular firecracker! β
"Haha......" Ren Xiaoyao laughed, with a smile on his face, and said: "This Demon Lord likes this!" β
Jade smiled and continued: "As long as the hem is hidden, it is enough." β
This uncle's robe dragged more than half a meter. If you drag it here for a while, it is estimated that it will no longer be a gaudy and noble robe tail, but the smelliest and dirtiest rag in the world.
Although Ren Xiaoyao thought that this would damage his handsomeness and nobility, he looked at the potholes, a piece of garbage in the east, and a dirt path in the west, so he had to endure it, set up a protective end of his robe, and completely stealth.
The jade stone is transformed into a chivalrous woman's costume, and Xuan Wuchen is still dressed in a white robe, without other disguises.
The four of them walked on the country road, looking left and right, and occasionally a few chubby old hens ran by, followed by a big rooster in heat with its wings outstretched.
There were a few dog barks at the entrance of the alley, and the big yellow dog yelled desperately when he saw them walking by.
The snoring of pigs, one after another, came and went.
The sound of the mother next door nagging the child, the sound of the father sharpening the knife in front. The sound of pounding clothes by the stream, the gossip of the three aunts and six women, the chatter, and the chaos......
These most ordinary and ordinary sounds, in the ears of those of them who are extremely sensitive, are loud and loud, and the noise makes the eardrums hurt!
There are not many people living in the small village, and there are hardly any adults except for small animals and children playing.
The four of them walked along the side of the mountain non-stop, their steps were fast, some covering their noses, others covering their ears......
The corners of Ren Yao's eyes kept twitching, and his hands kept casting spells for the boots under his feet - dust, dirt, turbidity, go, go!
The happy chirping of a few children was heard.
"You dare to throw me! I'll smash you! β
"Run! Aha! β
"I can't go over there! My mother said it! β
"Coward......
The four of them walked a long way down the mountain, but still did not see any sign of the villa. Seeing that there is a fork in the road ahead, the road is still a dirt path.
Jade turned to them and said, "Let's split up and look for them." You go this way, we go this way. Remember, there may be a formation that hides the existence of the villa, so be careful-"
"Wait!"
Ren Xiaoyao's face was slightly pale, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he gritted his teeth and asked, "May I ask what is stinky in the world, a big lump, soft to step on?" β
Belch......
Everyone looked at his feet in unison, then the corners of their eyes twitched, and they stepped back in unison.
"Ahh
The Great Demon Lord finally can't stand it anymore!
As soon as the bright robe flicked, he flew up, the white light flashed, and he flew away at great speed!
The old man moved the hand covering his nose down, covered his mouth, ate and laughed, and shook his shoulders.
Jade "Wow! sighed: "The first speed of the universe!" The stimulation of pig manure - how amazing! β
The thin eyebrows of the curved jumped mischievously, and she laughed.
"Uncle Ren, because of the ape dung, you were lucky to step on pig dung...... Ha ha! β
Xuan Wuchen still had a cold and handsome face, but the corners of his mouth swept a faint amplitude.
Suddenly, an evil voice came from afar: "Come on! Come here! The voice is no longer the usual laziness, but with a touch of excitement.
The crowd moved quickly, quickly approaching the source of the sound.
I saw that the Great Demon Lord Ren had changed into a bright robe, his whole body was new and shiny, and even his hair had been combed!
This speed is even more jaw-dropping!
"Whoa! There is a formation isolation here, and it is estimated that it is inside. β
Jade and Xuan Wuchen walked forward quickly, tentatively.
Elder Min just wanted to run up, but he turned back halfway and asked curiously in a low voice, "Holy Monarch, are you...... How did you find out that there was a formation here? β
They had walked around the side of the mountain for most of the time, but they could not find anything. Why did he just walk away and find it all at once!
Ren Xiaoyao glared at him angrily, and let go of the hand holding his foreheadβthere was a large bag raised high above.
"Poof!"
Min Chang honestly couldn't help it, laughed, and said, "Holy Monarch, you always like to use this way to discover formations...... Flutter! β
The next moment, a fierce cold eye swept over, and the slender eyebrows burst into a dangerous light.
Elder Min covered his mouth, blushed his old face, and slipped away.
Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes helplessly, familiar with the spell, pressed down the high bulging bag, checked the road ahead, and checked again to confirm that there was no suspicious dung, and finally took a step.
"Master, it's a hidden maze!"
There was a crisp voice of jade from the front. Have fun reading every day
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