Chapter 496: Going Out Without a Brain
Chapter 496
āā¦ā¦ Why don't you die? Ye Huan looked at Niu Sanjin in confusion. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
At the beginning of Maoshan, Xue Junxian and Shen Taibai asked Ye Huan this sentence, and Ye Huan, who was approaching, was at a loss and burst into tears. Today, Ye Huan used this sentence on Niu Sanjin, and he was in a happy mood, which can be regarded as a bad breath.
Niu Sanjin was stunned, didn't react for a while, turned his head and said in shock: "I, why should I die?" ā
He may never get an answer. Ye Huan put his hand on his shoulder, followed by an incomparably domineering true qi into his body, destroying the withering and decaying, and stirring up Niu Sanjin's internal organs into a mess.
Niu Sanjin did not have any wounds on his body, but his internal organs had been shattered by his true qi, and between life and death, Niu Sanjin was still triumphant just now, showing off his joy with a woman to Ye Huan, and at this moment he went to Huangquan and became a newcomer to the ghost gate.
Before he died, Niu Sanjin didn't even let out a scream, and fell to the ground with a pop, overwhelming a field of weeds. As the years go by, maybe next year, he will become the nourishment of fertile grass.
Ye Huan's eyes turned, and he saw that this place was really a good place, the sky was blue, the water was dingdong, and the weeds were like emerald green.
"You're dying here, you're staining this good place."
Ye Huan sighed softly, then turned around, walked to the girl in the short skirt, squatted down, the rope with the thickness of her thumb, Ye Huan's fingers were twisted slightly, and it broke like dry grass.
The girl in the short skirt was already scared, and she didn't react at all at the moment. Her eyes were hollow, like a dead person, her body trembled, and her whole person looked like a frightened little white rabbit.
Ye Huan pursed her lips, a slap fell on her face, then another, another ......
Ye Huan did this just to wake up the girl, and being so frightened that ordinary men have to have nightmares for a few days, let alone just an ordinary girl.
If you ask, do you have to use a slap to make the girl come back to her senses. Not necessarily, but since there is such an easy way, why bother thinking about anything else.
After four or five shots, the girl in the short skirt was called back to her soul, and then cried out with a wow!
Tears are beads of broken threads, crackling, hitting the round cheeks, wet, hugging the knees, pulling the short skirt to protect the key parts, and then whimpering and crying.
Ye Huan ignored her, turned around, and came to Niu Sanjin's corpse again, staring at his corpse, thoughtful.
The disciples of the Demon Sect are going to meet in Qingcheng Mountain. Qingcheng Mountain Ye Huan understands that there are no sects on it. In Ye Huan's heart, he wanted to join in the fun.
But his face is familiar, and there are many people in the Demon Sect who recognize him, so it's not impossible to pretend to be Mr. Lian again, but Mr. Lian's identity is too attention-grabbing, and it's not what Ye Huan wants.
Ye Huan's idea hit Niu Sanjin.
He looked at it and found that he was about the same size as Niu Sanjin, and the most significant difference was probably the beard on his face.
Ye Huan thought about it, and suddenly laughed first.
He squatted down and touched the things on Niu Sanjin's body.
First, I touched the three-pound weapon of the ox, which was a pair of handguard butterfly knives. Ye Huan originally used dual weapons, and he danced a knife flower with both hands, and he felt that it was still handy, so he threw it aside.
Then I continued to rummage, and found Niu Sanjin's leather bag, Niu Sanjin was a lone traveler, and all the money was kept by his side. Ye Huan took a cursory look and found that there were about seventy or eighty thousand yuan in it.
Ye Huan doesn't have a penny on him now, and this time he made up for it from Niu Sanjin.
In the end, Ye Huan took out a few packets of medicinal powder from his leather bag, Ye Huan was confused now, what are these medicinal powders?
These medicinal powders are carried by Niu Sanjin, there are a lot of them, Niu Sanjin is probably worried about getting confused, and they are all written clearly, this time it is cheaper Ye Huan, just glanced at it and figured it out.
I saw that on the outsourcing of these medicinal powders, they were written: Hehesan, Bliss Pill, Huanxi Pill......
Ye Huan now understood that Niu Sanjin was a flower thief, and these things were all drugs he carried with him, which could send women to the realm of bliss.
Ye Huan killed three catties of cattle is nothing, he got a butterfly double knife, he doesn't think anything, seventy or eighty thousand yuan, it is nothing in his eyes. But when I saw these drugs, I was overjoyed, and I couldn't help laughing, and I was busy putting these drugs away cautiously.
In the end, Ye Huan used a butterfly knife to cut some hair on the little black donkey, and according to the appearance of Niu Sanjin, he glued it to his body one by one with the glue on a big tree next to him.
Now that's probably what it means, and when you get to the town in front, you can buy some glue, flour and other things that can be easily used, and disguise it well.
In the end, Ye Huan stripped off the brown leather coat on Niu Sanjin's body, took off his coat, put it in his leather bag, and then put the leather coat on his body.
Ye Huan walked to the river by himself, took a picture of the water, and saw that he looked good at the moment, Ye Huan laughed first.
I saw the reflection in the water of a leather coat with a beard on his face sweating profusely, and his beard shook when he smiled, and everyone was disgusted when he saw it.
Ye Huan bit the voice changer in his mouth, in exchange for a middle-aged man's rough voice, and said: "I have three catties of cattle, crisscrossing the rivers and lakes, seeing the big girl and the little daughter-in-law, I only took it to the bed first, and I was happy, hahaha!" ā
Ye Huan felt that this appearance was almost there, and after he bought all the things in the town, he patched up his face and opened his eyeliner, if he didn't look carefully, he wouldn't recognize himself.
Ye Huan pretended to be Niu Sanjin for consideration. Niu Sanjin is a flower thief, not only in the rivers and lakes, but also in the Demon Sect, and everyone is disgusted.
Dressed up as him, people will not look at themselves because of disgust, so the probability of being recognized is much less.
Ye Huan cut some thatch with a knife again, covered Niu Sanjin's body, and only then turned around after everything was ready.
The girl in the short skirt was already tired at the moment, and when she saw Ye Huan turn her head, she hurriedly closed her eyes, and waved her hand nervously and shouted: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, I'm willing to accompany you, I'm willing to accompany you!" ā
"Hey, wake up, wake up!"
Ye Huan waved her hand, and when the girl heard the voice, she opened her eyes nervously, and then saw a surprised scene.
The handsome and depressed man with sparse stubble and a knife-like face just now was gone, replaced by a big man in leather clothes, with a full beard and a hateful face.
Ye Huan patted her shoulder, the girl in the short skirt trembled like an electric shock, Ye Huan stretched out his hand and pointed into the distance, and said, "Go forward from here, twenty miles away, there is probably a town, where to find the car repairer, take them to repair the car." ā
Ye Huan took out 20,000 yuan and put it in the girl's hand: "I'll leave the donkey to you, you go quickly, pay attention to safety on the road." ā
"You're not going to kill me?" The girl asked a question nervously, and her heart lifted it as if she was being pinched, for fear that after she asked this sentence, she reminded Ye Huan that Ye Huan would kill people.
Ye Huan frowned, and picked up the girl's chin with the tip of the knife: "Will you say it?" ā
In an instant, cold sweat seeped out of the girl's body, soaking all the underwear. She stammered, "No, it won't!" ā
"Oh, that's fine." Ye Huan put away the butterfly knife, stood up from the ground, patted the little donkey, and said, "Little beast, now we are going to separate, you are good." ā
The little donkey snorted and flicked its tail gently, as if it was stunned because it was separating from Ye Huan, and it seemed that it was proud that it had finally gotten rid of Ye Huan's torture.
The girl looked at Ye Huan worriedly, she went and came again from the ghost gate, her whole body was now paralyzed, and she had no strength at all.
"But I already know your name?"
"What's my name?"
"Handsome-faced Demon Lord, Xiao Yat." The girl nervously said the name.
"Don't say it, you know?" Ye Huan turned his head to look at the girl.
The girl nodded heavily and stammered, "I know, I know." ā
"Then it's okay, you have to be careful, if you leak the slightest rumor, I will definitely kill you!" The threat in his words was quite serious, but Ye Huan's expression was very casual, and he felt like he was joking.
Now, Ye Huan is checking Niu Sanjin's motorcycle, twisting the accelerator, trying the key, and kicking the tire twice.
The girl stood up from the ground tremblingly, the cool breeze blew, and her sweat-soaked clothes were blown by the wind, and her whole body was cold.
She couldn't help sneezing, hugged her shoulders with both hands, and stood on the grass, the whole person was still trembling, like a young swallow falling from the bird's nest to the ground, and the whole person was full of fear.
"Hey......" The girl in the short skirt shouted boldly, and her voice was no, "You haven't asked my name yet." ā
Ye Huan was tidying up the motorcycle, frowned when he heard this, and then turned his head: "Girl, let me ask you something?" ā
"Well, you ask." The girl in the short skirt nodded heavily, and the hair stuck to her forehead lifted slightly.
Ye Huan looked at her brows with a thoughtful expression: "Girl, what did you bring with you when you came out to play this time?" ā
"I brought a mobile phone, anti-wolf spray, a single-lens reflex camera, sunscreen, ......" The girl said a lot of words, and finally looked at Ye Huan timidly: "Which one do you want to use?" ā
Ye Huan shook his head and said, "I'm just wondering, why did you forget your mind at home when you brought so many things?" ā
"I'm ......" The girl was stunned, her eyes widened, but she forgot what to say.
Ye Huan shook his head helplessly, sighed, looked into the distance, and said softly: "Girl, it's very dangerous for you to go out without brains." ā
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The girl was speechless, and when she came back to her senses, she saw Ye Huan on the motorcycle twist the accelerator, and a puff of black smoke came out of the exhaust pipe of the motorcycle, and suddenly ...... Ye Huan was wearing a brown leather coat, driving a motorcycle, and walked away abruptly.
The green mountains reflect the blue sky in the distance, and only a big road can be seen.
The girl in the short skirt stood on the grass, the wind blew, and the corners of the girl's skirt flew, revealing the fair skin under the skirt.
(To be continued.) )