Chapter 7: Opening Horror

A few days later, Zheng Song's restaurant opened, which is actually the size of a snack bar, and the natural sound of firecrackers and red letters on the day of the day seems to have a history of at least 1,000 years. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

The price of half selling and half giving away on the same day is naturally cost-effective, and the slightly better ones at home on the left and right sides of the street will come to try it.

When Rubing was busy, Ruyan was entertainer, and ran from the lobby to the kitchen, "There are some people from the yamen outside, it seems that they usually collect taxes and charges, and there are some officials who usually run errands." ”

It seems that the tax collectors in the yamen are too anxious, this store has just opened, there is no income from a dime, and there are so many people who eat white food, how should I live this day!

Although Rubing was very angry, she still had to live this day, "Good life to entertain them!" ”

This business is very good, half of them eat and drink for nothing, half eat and half give half, there are still queues outside, and some small officials from various small yamen have ordered meals.

"Now, the tax collected every day is called 'daily tax', and there is also a 'monthly tax' collected once a month, and our yamen is carrying out reforms, and is preparing to launch the 'seven-day tax' and 'ten-day tax', we will send a tax collector to your store for a long time, and you must arrange a room for him, a special seat." ”

There is another official next to Zheng Song to carry out legal education: "Paying taxes is glorious, paying fees is greater, we are the urban construction office of Xicheng District of Chang'an City, in order to build our Chang'an City into a model civilized city, this office is specially set up, 'daily construction fee', 'seven-day construction fee', 'ten-day construction fee', 'monthly construction fee', you can rest assured that our legal system is much more complete than their tax yamen, and the principle we follow is that there is no shortage of law, there is a law to follow, and the principle of heavy punishment for violating the law. We don't want you to arrange accommodation in the store, we have a limited staffing, you can just bring the food to us every day at mealtime, of course, you can also convert it into silver taels and send it to us. We have offices in every corner, even in front of the toilet door. ”

There seem to be a lot of officials waiting to give Zheng Song a law popularization education class.

After Zheng Song received these people, he thought that he had finally been finished in class, but he hurriedly ran over another one, he said that he was the street management office, and he was responsible for street safety work, and what was even more surprising was that they were charged by the hour, and they used the proximity rule, he used a lot of terms to explain the proximity rule, Zheng Song listened to it for a long time and finally understood that as long as he occupied every minute and second of the approaching hour, he had to bear the cost of the entire hour. The cost is very low, but twelve hours a day, if it is open for six hours, the cost is definitely not lower than those taxes.

Who knows that there is another one who has not arrived today, this is a later story.

Oh, my God? How do you spend your days? This store has just opened, and so many department offices have poured in, and they usually don't feel their presence, but now they are like a thunderclap on the ground, and they come out of the ground like ******.

There's only one way: set a fire to the kitchen. This is Ruyan's idea, only in this way can it be a hundred.

Rubing's idea didn't need to be considered at all, the fire was ignited immediately, and the kitchen was ignited in an instant, and the people in the kitchen fled in a hurry, only to see a fire, a stream of smoke rushed out of the kitchen, and the customers had already run out, but those people from the yamen were still unwilling to come out of the restaurant, and when the fire spread to the restaurant, they reluctantly walked out.

All Rubing heard was complaining: "It's really unlucky!" I am busy with official business, but I have encountered such a change, and these untouchables are too careless, it seems that this restaurant will not be able to open! ”……

The official of the tax yamen came over: "It's really unfortunate, in view of the specific situation of your store, this tax yamen specially exempts you from annual tax, two-year tax, three-year tax、......、, ten-year tax, and hundred-year tax, and you also have to pay daily tax and monthly tax, pay it now, or pay it later, you must pay it within three days, otherwise you will have to pay one percent of the late fee." I paid it today, about five cents of silver. ”

Of course, the city construction fee in the west city of Chang'an City is indispensable, but their legal system is complete, and there are more, about one or two silver.

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Zheng Song made a preliminary calculation, his snack bar had only been open for less than two hours today, and he owed a total of ten taels of taxes.

Zheng Song also made a preliminary calculation that his house was worth less than a hundred taels of silver.

The entire kitchen was blackened by smoke, and the living room that had just been renovated was almost extinguished by the fire, and the damage was serious, but Zheng Song couldn't repair it in person, and they were worried about the nearly ten taels of taxes.

The whole family was depressed Early in the morning, there was a knock on the door from outside, and Zheng Song was close, so he hurriedly opened the door. When I opened the door, I realized that it was not early, and there were already a lot of people walking around the streets.

"Who?" Zheng Song looked at it and asked if he didn't recognize it.

"This is our eldest brother, the security guard of this street, I heard that your restaurant opened yesterday, and we are here to collect maintenance fees."

Maintenance fee? Something new, I've never heard of it, I dare to love that Zheng Song lived in a slum in the past, and he didn't even have food to eat in that place, so naturally there was no protection fee.

"But my shop closed down yesterday due to a fire, and it's gone."

"Our maintenance fees are divided into daily, seven-day, ten-day, monthly, annual, two-year, and so on. Based on the actual situation, in view of the existence of unknowable factors, we will exempt you from the hundred-year fee, a total of twenty taels of silver. This time Zheng Song was dumbfounded, this group of people is black enough, and the blink of their mouths is twenty taels, unambiguous.

"If I don't open it, I want to take it too?"

"It's just that since you don't open it, you still have to receive it today, otherwise, if you run away, who will I ask for?"

"We only drove for less than two hours yesterday, and there was a fire, and more than half of those customers ran away, and they didn't receive any money, and the rest were taken away by the people of the yamen, so how can I have twenty taels of silver? I only have a few taels of silver now, and I count on him to eat. ”

"Go find the silver!" Those followers don't care about you, only the silver is left.

"Then I'll give you this house for a portion of the silver taels?" Zheng Song was also helpless, he didn't know why he provoked them, why they were forced to force each other.

"You think beautifully! You may not know that if you are gone or you die, won't this house be mine? ”

"That's right! If I'm gone or I'm dead, won't this house be his, it turns out that he still has to die by himself after all! ”

Zheng Song has been living in the slum, and the people there are much simpler, and it is precisely because they have nothing that they can retain the most basic nature of people, so that they do not have an infinite desire for things, they do not commit crimes, and they support each other.

"Didn't you?" Zheng Song seems to be thinking very simply, would you still beat me to death without you? He was so kind, in fact, these people had already given him a hint that they were all going to die today.

Zheng Song showed a kind of Ling Ran's aura, but he still used it in the wrong place, they were ruthless, and the dead people just waved and frowned at them.

The big brother waved his hand, and several big men sprang out behind him, ready to make a move on Zheng Song.

"Stop! I know that you are looking for me, so let him go, and I will give you money. ”

When Zheng Song walked by Ru Bing's side, Ru Bing whispered to Zheng Song: "You guys hurry up, go as far as possible, don't look back, I can resist for a while." ”

It seems that they are responsible for them, and they have to wander.

"You want me to pay so much money, this account must be settled, I must not give money in a foolish way."

There was a bookkeeper next to him, he seemed to expect that Rubing would say this, and he seemed to expect that Rubing's family would be a turtle in an urn, and no matter what, it was also a dying struggle; Rubing seemed to hear the happy laughter of the big brother next to him, and he laughed very heartily and innocently.

An account book was spread out in the hands of the bookkeeper, and each item was clearly remembered, twenty taels of maintenance fees, and their eldest brother seemed to be distracted, it seems that he underestimated Rubing's strength after all, Rubing has been trained in martial arts since childhood, but martial arts in the twenty-first century is not used as a means of making a living but only a fitness course, so the foundation of martial arts is very low; Under the four eyes of the two samurai next to him, he was defenseless against Rubing.

Rubing was rummaging through the account book and bargaining with the bookkeeper, secretly evaluating the possibility and cost of the sneak attack.

The samurai seemed to be watching the dying throes of a turtle in an urn, sneering at the jumping up and down of the plaything in their hands.

The big warrior brother finally gave Ru Bing a chance to flop, and Mr. Bookkeeper was pulled by Ru Bing to a table, and under the table lay a very solid black wooden stick, which was the one that was burned black yesterday.

Mr. Bookkeeper and Ru Bing were on the back of the big warrior brother, the black stick seemed to be of no one care, and one of Ru Bing's feet stepped over to feel its hardness; It's just that he hasn't found a chance yet.

Mr. Bookkeeper gave him a chance, but it was definitely not intentional, Mr. Bookkeeper suddenly discovered a mistake, meditated, and completely ignored Ru Bing; Taking advantage of such a rare opportunity, Rubing quickly picked up the stick, which was a little heavy and stiff in his hand, Rubing was overjoyed in his heart, this was an iron rod, very handy.

With a little force, the warrior brother lay on the ground and hit him on the back of the head, and blood gushed out.

The plop also woke up the two warriors standing next to him like a coiled snake, the nearest one wanted to pick up a stool, but he saw the iron rod in Rubing's hand whistling like the wind, just like a moment of trance, the iron rod in Rubing's hand swept heavily in his left crotch, he was so painful that he hurriedly used his left hand to block the iron rods that came one after another as if he was conditioned, and his body fell backwards.

At this time, the machete in the hand of another samurai was like a ghost covering Ru Bing's head, Ru Bing has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, although he is not as good as the ordinary samurai of this era, but the tricks of various martial arts are very skilled, but the strength of the shot is too bad, and it can't give them a fatal blow, but it is very mysterious in an emergency; Rubing didn't dare to confront the warrior, and a delicate Arhat dodged the samurai's lightning-fast sword. It's just that Rubing didn't expect it, that knife was swept over by following Rubing's thought and sticking to Rubing's left arm, this move is human, and the speed is also extremely fast, if it is swept, then it will undoubtedly split the chest. Rubing hurriedly propped up the iron rod to block the sweeping machete, with a crisp clang, the blade touched the iron bar, but the strength of the warrior was too great, Rubing was forced to retreat again and again by the fierce strength, and in an instant he reached the corner of the wall, and there was no way to retreat. The warrior was extremely disgusted by Rubing's sneak attack, and Rubing hurt his people again, and his eyes were spewing fire, and he used all his strength to force Rubing to the wall. If you look like ice, you will be splattered with blood on the spot.

The samurai who was swept down by Rubing's stick had already stood up, he obviously saw through the fierce battle between Rubing and his companions, and watched coldly from the side, as if he was watching a fight between a tiger and a wolf, and there was no doubt that Rubing was a wolf.

"Spare him a small life, let me kill him myself." At this time, Rubing realized the more ferocious side of this world, they are a combination of a group of tigers and wolves, and they are the rabbits they have accidentally bumped into from the 21st century. Your life is a fluke, and your death is inevitable.

The pressing blade withdrew in an instant, disappearing like a distant wind.

And this warrior did not pull out the knife on his back, but slammed this pair of fists straight over, rolling up with a huge aura of anger and murderous aura, Rubing had long had no way to retreat, and he couldn't retreat even half a step.

I don't want to die, with such a beautiful daughter-in-law, there is no attachment to the twenty-first century, but now he has to fall under his fist to start over in the past twenty-first century, he is very nostalgic for this world.

He regretted it so much, he used to practice flower boxing and embroidered legs, even such a hooligan-like warrior, he couldn't resist it, and he would die tragically under his fist, and the meaning of his not using a knife was to despise himself and want to torture himself to death. That's shame. Soldiers can be killed, but not humiliated.

Rubing quickly collapsed and died. The samurai beat Ru Bing to death with a series of punches.

When the other samurai saw Rubing falling, he probed his nose with his finger and ran out of breath.

"It's dead, this thin skin and tender meat, it looks scary, why can't it withstand punches and kicks, and it just takes such a meal to lose its breath, hey! Boring! ”

"And where is the old man, chase! He had a beautiful girl to take home to warm the bed. Someone threw the body into a mass grave. ”

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