Tang Lingling grew up in the scholarly family of the Tang Mansion, but he was naughty by nature, did not like to practice martial arts, and liked to learn some strange things. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info people in Amao Village and even nearby, as long as they heard that Tang Lingling did not shake their heads. Although Tang Lingling is not a villain, he is famous for being mischievous. The invited gentleman was angry, the invited martial artist was driven away, Yahuan was afraid, uncle, uncle was afraid, Tang Furong also had a headache, and he was unwilling to teach him Tangmen's stunts, for fear that he would get into trouble. Therefore, Tang Lingling only learned some light skills and self-defense moves. Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng followed behind the drill gopher and the rat, and turned to the bottom of a narrow valley, where the ancient trees were towering to the sky, and there was a small clear spring flowing from the ground, and there were stone houses made of stone slabs next to the clear spring. The dimly lit stone house, hung with a little meat and dried vegetables, and a single bunk with cooking utensils and a fire pit, was the residence of the local Yi people who carved stone slabs. A kind of stone slab is abundant in the local area, the stone is inky black, divided into blocks, when the tiles are covered on the house, it is very practical, and it is a necessary material for local house construction. There are stone caves in the stone valley, which are dug by the locals from stone slabs. There are also piles of slate wool outside the stone house, and the sound of "clanging" stone slabs being excavated can be heard from them. The Gopher and the Ratting Rat stepped over a steep cliff and suddenly plunged into a two-meter-high hole in a stone slab. Tang Lingling's naughtiness came again, and he said to Wu Xiaofeng: "Let's go in and have a look, maybe there will be new discoveries." Wu Xiaofeng has no opinion now, so he has to follow him. As soon as I entered the cave, I didn't find the guards guarding the door, and after entering a hundred and ten meters, there were gradually disciples who drilled the cave and hurriedly came and went. Tang Lingling and the others had to hide and watch for the time being. Wu Xiaofeng said: "Let's deal with the two disciples first, I will change my appearance, change into their clothes and move more freely." Tang Lingling said: "Great! So they suddenly attacked the two disciples, disposed of the corpses, and changed their clothes. Wu Xiaofeng found some cement in the mountains to smear the faces of the two of them, and their hands were also blackened, trying to reduce the protrusion of his chest as much as possible. Even Tang Lingling couldn't tell whether Wu Xiaofeng was a man or a woman? Then Wu Xiaofeng taught Tang Lingling to learn to speak in the tone of the gopher and the rat just now, and Tang Lingling's skills for these carving insects were simply a "piece of cake". After everything was ready, the two walked into the cave in a big way. The people in the cave don't ask in detail, some are practicing martial arts, some are cleaning the cave, and some are facing the wall. There are more and more forks in the cave, and each fork is painted with a pattern. There are paintings of weapons, some of food, some of wine tanks, some of, and some of bedrooms, Tang Lingling saw the place where the hall was painted, so he pulled Wu Xiaofeng in. The hole got bigger and bigger, and suddenly it opened up. Inside, the sunlight shone through the roof of the cave, as if it were a huge skylight. Along the perimeter of the skylight, a house was built. But the skylight is a few hundred meters high from the premises. If it's a sunny day, and the rain falls, there is also a well-repaired drainage tunnel, through which the water is sent to the orchard farther away, it seems that this "grain mouse" is quite smart, he can understand the truth that "the way of water is for my use". The layout next to the house is not ordinary, planted with rows of green plantains, dotted with inkstone paved roofs, and the center of each roof is greatly painted with a pictogram of the word "rat", which is really elegant. Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng walked through the skylight room and came to a secluded house, which was full of trumpet flowers, red, purple with white, pure white, green from green, and purple from pink, all over the walls. Tang Lingling was surprised: "These mice also know how to grow flowers?" Wu Xiaofeng arrived home carefully: "This is the room of the woman's house!" As he spoke, a faint scent of flowers wafted from the room, and a girl in a white dress walked out. She had a smile on her face and a book in her hand. Tang Lingling froze suddenly: "I can't imagine that there is such a stunning woman in this mouse hole!" She has bright teeth, eyes like a phoenix, her whole body is plain, her skin is white and tender, as if she can pop out water with a finger, this is simply a 'fairy among rats'" The woman in white saw her subordinates looking at her blankly, and hurriedly shouted: "You two newcomers, go get water and water my flowers!" After all, Wu Xiaofeng reacted quickly, and hurriedly pulled Tang Lingling to find a bucket. After the two of them got the water and went to water the flowers, they heard a disciple discussing: "Our Master Zhang is going to receive guests in the living room, and it seems that we are going to prepare a banquet soon." Tang Lingling was absent-mindedly watering, and Wu Xiaofeng reminded him several times to be careful, so as not to let people find flaws. At this time, a gorgeously dressed disciple walked over and said to Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng: "You two hurry up and go to the living room to set up wine, you have to be sharp, don't spill the family teacher's beloved 'Wumei Shenhuan Wine'!" Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng left in response. In a refreshed hall, the disciples were busy preparing for the feast. There is a screen in the front of the hall, a lifelike god rat is receiving the worship of mortals, and many fairy fruits and mountain treasures are enshrined on the painting. A large tiger skin chair is covered with a shiny carpet, and on both sides are covered with colorful flags with the word "rat". Fruits from the mountains were already on the table, and there were also some hunted game meats, which were steaming with fragrance. Suddenly, the bells and drums rang out in unison, and a puff of smoke erupted from the air, and after the smoke dissipated, sparks fell, and the screen behind the hall suddenly cracked, revealing two bronze gates, and from the gate pushed out an elevated highway, and at the top of the elevated was a child-like child, holding the elevated with both hands, inhaling and inhaling, and looking left and right with both eyes. After descending from the elevated road, Tang Lingling saw that it was a child-sized dwarf. After the dwarf sat down on the tiger skin chair, his subordinate disciples shouted in unison: "The five grain gods and rats, the immeasurable lord; The heroes of Western Yunnan, everything goes well! He shouted three times before he stopped. The first disciple shouted, "Welcome! I saw a group of more than 20 people coming in from the hall, led by "Iron Rooster - Zhang Gengming"! Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng instinctively lowered their heads, secretly complaining in their hearts. In fact, how could Zhang Gengming be aware of it on such an occasion, he never dreamed that Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng would be mixed among Zhang Zuandong's disciples. Zhang Gengming said: "Brother Divine Mouse, I tied up a big ticket, and I wanted to use the whole amount of silver for everyone; Now that the hostages have run away, I chased them all the way and found that your cave is connected to my cave by a secret passage, I wonder if it will run to you? Zhang Zuandong said: "Brother, let's talk about the hostages slowly, drink today!" Disciples, bring my 'Wumei Divine Wine' to treat Brother Zhang. Zhang Gengming knew that there was a kind of wine called "Wumei Shenhuan Wine" in Zhang Zuandong, which used more than 20 kinds of herbs in the immeasurable mountains to match the powerful parts of the animal, and after drinking, it could greatly increase its strength, and it was very rare. Zhang Shenmouse said: "Brother, I have these two gourds left." One is the supreme yin, the other is the pure yang, I don't know which one you drink? Zhang Gengming really didn't know whether it was better to be yin or pure yang, so he couldn't answer for a while. In the midst of doubt, I suddenly heard someone shouting: "Miss's house is on fire, go and put out the fire!" As soon as the "Five Grains Mouse" heard that there was a fire in his daughter's room, he snapped out and disappeared in an instant, and the "Iron Rooster" had to rush out to put out the fire. The flames soared into the sky, turning the entire cave into a miasma. But Zhang Zuandong's beloved daughter was not in the room, she was reading in the orchard. When the "Five Grains Mouse" found her beloved daughter, Zhang Sumei, a woman in white, didn't know who set the fire! Just as everyone was fighting the fire, Tang Lingling had already taken away the two gourds of Zhang Zuandong's "Wumei God Wine". Tang Lingling was still not satisfied, so he set two more fires and burned the hall of the Five Grains Divine Mouse and the tunnel that came out. Then he went to the urinal and took two buckets of feces and spilled them on the way to escape. Wu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing: "There are still such mischievous people in the world!" The two escaped from the cave of the Five Grains Mouse for more than ten miles and lived in the Wuliang Mountain. The morning of Wuliang Mountain is simple and clear, and the dew drops shine on the vines of the mountain dragon shining brightly. There was a faint fragrance in the air, and birds chirped and sang in a melodious voice. Tang Lingling and Wu Xiaofeng were together, and they were in an extremely good mood. He even thought of Emperor Tang Ming's "Song of Long Hatred": "On the seventh day of July, in the Palace of Eternal Life, when no one whispered in the middle of the night; In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, and on the earth I wish to be a branch. Wu Xiaofeng saw Tang Lingling smiling stupidly and turned his face away embarrassedly. She has been with her parents since she was a child, and she knows very little about the relationship between men and women. Suddenly, a big man broke into her heart, and she was really a little overwhelmed. The two of them were tired from walking for a while, so they stopped to rest on a large bluestone. Tang Lingling took out the two gourd wine obtained from Zhang Zuandong, played with it for a while, couldn't help but be addicted to alcohol, and asked Wu Xiaofeng if he drank it? Wu Xiaofeng said: "I don't drink, you drink." Tang Lingling was not polite, he opened a bottle first and smelled it on his nose, it was so fragrant! You can smell it within ten miles, and a few bees have begun to surround you. Tang Lingling took a small sip, and immediately a cold breath spread throughout his body, and his whole body began to become cold, Tang Lingling shouted: "Cold, cold, too cold!" Wu Xiaofeng said: "I built a fire to keep warm." Tang Lingling thought: "Since there are two kinds of wine, one is Zhiyin, it is the kind that you drink in your mouth." Then, the other must be pure yang, maybe they can restrain each other! "Tang Lingling is so smart, sure enough: when he drank another wine, a hot fire spread from his throat to his whole body. He couldn't help but shout, "It's hot, it's hot, it's too hot!" He really wanted to have an ice cellar to go into, but there was no pond in front of him, so he had to take off a piece of clothing. It was still too hot, and the sweat was running from head to toe, and he only closed his shoulders. Wu Xiaofeng hung his head shyly. Tang Lingling had no choice, so he grabbed the gourd of Zhiyin and drank it again, and the cold air spread all over his body again. There was no way, so he grabbed the pure yang wine and drank it again, and the fire came out of his body again. After a short time, he drank all the two gourd wines. Immediately afterwards, I don't know if it was a drunken attack or too deep poisoning, two streams of true qi scurried in his body, Tang Lingling rolled on the ground, and kept shouting, "It's too uncomfortable, it's cold to death, it's hot to death!" Unconsciously, Tang Lingling was lying motionless on the ground. Wu Xiaofeng hurriedly ran over and pinched his people with his fingers, but he still didn't wake up. Touching his body, it was cold for a while and hot for a while, but there was still panting in his nostrils, and he couldn't speak.

The "Five Grain Rat" was busy for a long time, and finally extinguished the fire in the cave. When I returned to the living room and wanted to continue drinking with the "Iron Rooster", I found that the "Ume God Joyful Wine" was gone! A wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said to Zhang Gengming: "Brother, it must be the hostage you are looking for to make trouble and destroy your good deeds." However, you don't have to look for it now, just wait for the corpse to be collected! Zhang Gengming didn't understand. Zhang Zuandong laughed and said: "I'm 'Wumei God Wine', taken from the essence of the immeasurable mountain, ordinary people, can't smell it, if the internal strength is not good, drink a small sip is also death!" How do you think, how can the one who stole my wine stand the smell of it? If you drink it, you will die! ”

After Wu Dahai and his wife were imprisoned by Tang Furong, the law enforcement elder Flame Flamingo fled back to the water cave stone of the "Wuhou Wangyue Platform". When the other four law enforcement elders heard that the gang leader and his wife had been captured, they hurriedly discussed how to rescue the gang leader and his wife. Dapeng Goldfinch said: "The martial arts of our law enforcement elders are all under the help leader and his wife, and the current plan is to send someone to the Phoenix Mountain Commander to inform the four Dharma Protector elders to come to the rescue, we can only outwit, not attack." When the four protectors come, how about we discuss the strategy? The law enforcement elders had no objections, and immediately sent their disciples to rush to Phoenix Mountain in the starry night. The five law enforcement elders were afraid that there would be any further problems, so they could only temporarily live in seclusion in a nearby farmer's house. Two days and two nights later, the four Dharma Protector Elders purple-clothed holy bird Wu Wenyong, Tsing Yi holy bird Wu Wenwu, blue-clothed holy bird Wu Wenzhi, and red-clothed holy bird Wu Wenjing arrived. Because the four Dharma Protector elders are from the "Wen" school, they have the ingenuity to call it "endless". Wu Wenyong, a purple-clothed holy bird, said: "Our soldiers are divided into several ways, and we can only outwit them. One route is the five law enforcement elders Dapeng Golden-winged Bird Wu Shengtian, the iron-billed woodpecker Wu Shengdi, the Southern Dipper Water Bird Wu Shengren, the Flame Flamingo Wu Shenghe, and the Caiyi Soil Irrigation Bird Wu Shengzhong, who put on their own stunt 'Five Elements and Hundred Birds Chaofeng Array' to entangle Tang Furong; Everyone unanimously agreed with the arrangement of Wu Wenyong, the purple-clothed holy bird, and agreed to enter the Tang Mansion on time at midnight tonight. On a midsummer night, the village of Dingbian Amao was quiet, and the moonlight sprinkled on the white alkali fields seemed to have a layer of green frost. The grasshopper had already brought sweet dreams to people, and there were only a few black shadows shuttling on the road to the Tang Mansion. Yue'er seemed to sense that tonight was a very unusual night, and buried her face in the clouds from time to time. The frog screamed shamelessly, and its big mouth was swollen in the night wind. The fire refining tea trees at the head of the village cast a cloud of shadows, and they shook even more violently under the strong wind, like a precursor to the coming wind and rain. The husband of the Tang Mansion beat the bell rhythmically, and his sleepy mouth chattered weakly: "The weather is dry and dry, be careful of the fire and candles; Fire and burglar prevention, close doors and windows. "The high walls of the Tang Mansion have nothing to stop the elders, and the courtyards of the Tang Mansion are immersed in the faint light of the moon, and at this moment, maybe it is the best time for everyone to fall asleep." Several elders of the "Bird's Head Gang" searched carefully in the courtyard, and found that one of the side rooms was still lit, so they walked over lightly. A few people opened the window paper and saw: "There are several large iron pots seven or eight meters wide in it, the hot water in the iron pot is gushing, and there are several disciples of the Tang Mansion who are burning the fire, and two of them are stirring the alkaline water in the pot with a big iron scoop." Wu Wenyong, the purple-clothed holy bird, gestured to everyone to act separately and leave a living mouth. How powerful are the few Dharma Protector Elders and Law Enforcement Elders. At the same time as the door was opened, the weapons and palm techniques had already been played, and the disciples of the Tang Mansion had already become unjust ghosts before they could see the person who came. Wu Wenyong, the purple-clothed holy bird, sealed the throat of a disciple with a move "Cold Bird Collarbone", and at the same time set the acupuncture points around him on the ground. They took the disciple to a secluded place and said, "You must tell us the truth, or your life will be the same as everyone else's!" The disciple was already stunned by the scene in front of him, and hurriedly said, "A good man spares his life, if you want to ask anything, I will definitely answer truthfully." ”