Section 18 Jiaojiao battle in the water
If you're a man, you'd better not try to understand a woman's mind, or you'll feel like an idiot. Especially smart women, and Duan Shuai has never lacked such women around him, his wife is like this, and Sixue and Yang Rou are also like this.
Duan Shuai also walked over happily, several people walked together on the edge of the pond, after Si Xue threw a stone into the pool, the water in the pond immediately rippled, and the startled fish scattered in all directions, Si Xue thought it was interesting, and threw more than a dozen stones into the water in a row, looking at the embarrassed appearance of the fish, several people couldn't close their mouths with laughter.
But at this time, the pool suddenly churned, and dozens of large and small bubbles continued to appear on the surface of the water, Duan Shuai saw at a glance that something was wrong, and hurriedly beckoned a few people to step back, but it seemed to be a step too late. I saw a huge human hand suddenly appear at the water's edge, this hand and foot are half the length of chopsticks, thick and thick, almost like a stone polished.
This hand grabbed Si Xue's calf and didn't let go, the startled Si Xue almost cried, Duan Shuai was quick and bent down, but before he could make a move, Si Xue had already fallen into the water. Duan Shuai hurriedly grabbed Sixue's arm, so as not to let this hand drag Sixue away.
But the power of this hand seems to be amazing, he is in the water, Duan Shuai is on the shore, and at the same time holding Sixue's hands and legs, the two have been in a stalemate for a long time, but they can't tell the winner. Duan Shuai woke up from a big dream, and his physical strength naturally subsided, but he also had at least six or seven percent of his strength, but he couldn't defeat this strange hand in the water. What's even more surprising is that with a sudden twist of that hand, Duan Shuai's whole person was planted into the water along with Si Xue.
Seeing that the hand had the upper hand, he pulled Si Xue forward like a fly, and Duan Shuai and Si Xue were dragged by him for a full mile. Lu Yu and Lu Jin were terrified, neither of them was very good at water, and they were afraid that they would only help if they went down. Duan Shuai was in a hurry, his feet were strong, he grabbed a big stone beside him, and bent his knees hard, and it was really difficult for that hand to move forward half a step.
Si Xue had already eaten a lot of water at this time, and she was tired enough. Duan Shuai was worried that something would happen to her, so he immediately followed Si Xue's arm and began to drag her body back, and after a while, he grabbed her waist. Sixue's should be fine, like the wicker in the spring breeze in June, Duan Shuai thought of what he saw in his dream, and his face turned red again. The hand took advantage of this gap and quickly pulled Si Xue back, Duan Shuai came back to his senses, tried hard again, and finally held Si Xue in his arms. Sixue gasped for breath, her face turned pale, obviously choking.
Duan Shuai didn't care about chasing that hand, and he jumped and was about to jump ashore, but as soon as his body left the water, that hand grabbed his calf again. The hand seemed to feel that Fang had just lost for a while, and he was unwilling, this time it was a lot of strength, Duan Shuai only felt that his calves were tight, and his face suddenly turned red, this time it was not blushing, but painful.
But I haven't hurt like this in years, and it hurts like being bitten by a tiger. Duan Shuai shook it hard, and his tears were almost thrown out, but he still couldn't shake that hand away. He had no choice but to endure the pain and make a series of moves, and the whole person flew up. Not only did he fly, but so did the hand, including its owner.
How can there be hands without masters? What pot with what lid, this master's appearance is really worthy of his big hand. After the three of them landed, they all sat on the ground, gasping for air. Duan Shuai looked up at the big man and was startled. Ugly, fucking ugly! There was hardly any skin on the big man's face, except for the hair. The hair on his body was also very vigorous, Duan Shuai remembered himself who wandered the rivers and lakes back then, even if he was sloppy, he didn't get to this point.
But this person has a characteristic, that is, he is very tall, as tall as Duan Shuai and a half, and wide, as wide as Duan Shuai and two others. Duan Shuai seemed a little reluctant to look at him, but he had to look, especially staring at his huge hand. The man gasped and said, "Damn it, where did you come from... Thief, bad grandpa, my interest! ”
Duan Shuai gasped and smiled: "We're here. . . What's in your way with a walk on the shore? What's more. Who would have thought that such a big guy as you could be hidden in this water. The man suddenly pointed to his head and said, "Look! Are you embarrassed to say? Did my father give me a dozen bags on my head? ”
Si Xue relieved herself and burst out laughing, and the big man glared at her viciously, so she quickly collected her smile and pretended to be very guilty. Duan Shuai didn't feel it anymore: "I see, the sister is still young, and she hurt this hero, so I apologize to the hero for her!" ”
The big man smiled: "What do I want to apologize, I just want her to suffer, little girl, what is wrong with being young, you have to come to the river to throw stones, if I were you, I would have found a lover to burrow under the bed." Si Xue's face turned red when she said this, and she said indignantly: "I hit you and I was wrong, I apologize to you, but how can you look down on women?" ”
"Woman? Haha, you're a woman, too? I think you're just a stinky girl who hasn't dried up. The big man continued to scoff. Si Xue was really in a very good atmosphere, and wanted to go up to theorize, but she didn't have the strength to move, so she had to puff up her chest and say angrily: "What? I'm still a little girl, I'm clearly a woman! The big man glared at her, looked at her chest, and laughed again: "Ouch, I've convinced you, okay, okay, you're a woman!" ”
"What do you mean by being a woman, right? Am I not a woman anymore? Say! Si Xue said angrily. The big man pretended to cover his mouth, and then said, "What? Do you have to say it? Si Xue nodded angrily. The big man smiled and said: "Woman, you have to ********, look at yourself, which is convex and which is curvy?" Si Xue looked herself up and down in amazement, her face turned red again, and she scolded: "You stinky rascal, you are so shameless, you say such filthy words, it's just... Simply ... The man asked, "What is it?" Si Xue said angrily: "It's just stinky!" ”
The big man snorted and laughed again, and Lu Yu and Lu Jin around him couldn't help but laugh too, Duan Shuai even laughed back and forth, he really hadn't laughed so happily for a long time. Si Xue looked at everyone, felt sad in her heart, and said with tears in her eyes: "You guys, why are you all laughing at me?" ”
Duan Shuai pretended to be serious and said: "We're not laughing at you, we're laughing at him!" Sixue asked, "Huh?" What are you laughing at him? Duan Shuai smiled: "I... I laugh at him... He has eyes and doesn't know gold and jade, and he sees such a good and dignified woman as a little girl, isn't it a big joke! Several people laughed out loud when they heard this, and Si Xue scolded complacently: "That's it! What a bad look! ”
Si Xue was pulled up by the Lu family sisters, and Duan Shuai also walked over and pulled up the big man. That big man is really heavy, and Duan Shuai took a lot of effort to stabilize him. The big man patted the dust on his body and said, "Your Excellency's internal strength is outstanding, I really admire it!" Duan Shuai shook his head and said, "Carving insect skills, Your Excellency has a smile." It's your strength, it's really the first time in my life that I've met someone with such a strong strength, dare to ask Your Excellency's honorable name? ”
The man laughed loudly: "It's not enough to worry about your reputation in the lower ranks, but your reputation should be famous in the Central Plains, right?" Duan Shuai was stunned, thinking that this person was another trap, but seeing his honest appearance, he quickly dispelled this concern, and said: "Your Excellency is overrated, in the lower Duan Shuai, a member of the Tianshan faction." ”
The man was shocked, and asked abruptly: "Isn't it Duan Shuai Duan Daxia, who fought against Su Yuhan in the Blood Battle Desert King on the Meng Mountain, and in the Medicine King Valley?" Si Xue smiled proudly: "Naturally, it's him, where is there another Duan Shuai who is so powerful in the world?" You say yes, Duan Daxia? She obviously came back to her senses, and knew that everyone was laughing at her just now, especially Duan Shuai's smile was extraordinarily excessive, so she deliberately added fuel to the explanation.
Duan Shuai glanced at her, and said with a smile: "Don't dare to be, it's all a false rumor." After hearing this, the big man knelt down with a puff and kowtowed: "Villain Jiao Zhan, meet Duan Daxia!" Duan Shuai hurriedly helped him up and asked, "Why do you need to make such a big gift, brother, it's a shame." Jiao Zhan shook his head and said: "My father has been reinvented by Duan Daxia, and it is difficult for the villain to repay him even if he is broken, it is really a blessing to see Duan Daxia today!" ”
Duan Shuai was confused when he heard this, and asked, "I don't know who the Venerable Father is?" Jiao Zhan sighed: "My father is called Jiao Geng, the lion in the waves, but he is a native of Twilight City. More than ten years ago, if it weren't for Duan Daxia's bloody battle against Xue Lihan in the Battle of Mengshan, my father would have been poisoned long ago. Jiao Zhan said and sighed.
Duan Shuai then remembered the Jiao Geng who was loyal to the Lord on Mengshan back then, as for his reputation, Duan Shuai was even more thunderous, and he was afraid that no one would be able to deal with this lion in the water. Duan Shuai said with a smile: "I see, back then, on Mengshan Mountain, my father was really a good man!" Follow the city lord of Nangong, loyalty, can be called a generation of heroes! And I don't know where Ling Zun is now? ”
Jiao Zhan sighed and said: "I passed away, I died of illness, it happened a few years ago, he said on his deathbed, no one will accept it in this life, and the world will serve Duan Daxia alone, and let me go to Duan Daxia after learning kung fu!" It is really fortunate that Jiao Zhan Sansheng can meet Duan Daxia today, and I hope that Duan Daxia will not give up and accept me, a useless person. With that, Jiao Zhan knelt down again.
Duan Shuai wanted to pull him up this time, but he couldn't. Jiao Zhan read in his mouth: "Duan Daxia agreed, I will naturally get up, otherwise I will kneel and die here." Duan Shuai was really embarrassed, and Lu Yu relieved the siege and said: "I think Brother Jiao is also a good person, Brother Duan, otherwise, you can agree!" Duan Shuai sighed and said: "In terms of seniority, I am the same generation as you, how about we be friends in the future?" ”