"Why didn't he wipe the words off his face and go out on the street with me as mentally retarded?" Ji Xianyue asked puzzled. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Maybe no one told him, I wouldn't tell him if I did, it would be nice to let him wander around a little longer, and that phosphor needs to be washed off with a special potion, because that powder can be integrated into the skin, and if you don't wash it with a potion, you will have to wait three days for the powder to be absorbed by the skin before it disappears." Qin Shou said with a sinister smile.

"Hah! You're so mean, I like it! Ji Xianyue tiptoed and patted Qin Shou on the shoulder and said, the knee-length waterfall hair fluttered slightly in the wind, Qin Shou was a little curious: "You have such long hair, how much shampoo do you need to wash once, isn't it troublesome?" ”

"You want to care, oh, what is shampoo?"

"Shampoo is one of a kind. Milk. White liquid, you'll know it when you grow up"

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Zhu Ganglie really didn't know that there were words on his face at first. He was defeated by Qin Shou and Ji Xianyue and stripped of his clothes, and he was in a very bad mood, so his face was very gloomy, so no one would take trouble to remind him. But everyone who saw him had a weird face, as if he wanted to pull it but couldn't pull it out, making the chrysanthemum itch and want to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. Zhu Ganglie himself was a little strange, why did they all look at him with that expression?

It wasn't until later that a drunk thug pointed at Zhu Ganglie's nose and scolded me for being mentally retarded, Zhu Ganglie still thought that the thug was really mentally retarded and didn't want to pay attention to him, but the thug finally said the sentence "I am mentally retarded with a word written on your face", Zhu Ganglie immediately understood why others looked at him so weirdly, so he angrily beat the thug violently.

When he returned home in the evening, Ji Xianyue meditated in his room, while Qin Shou continued to practice his formation in the courtyard. The next thing he practiced was the acceleration formation, because the rebound formation was to reflect other people's damage, which was a bit similar to Zhu Ganglie's rebound barrier.

This formation is not easy to experiment with its effect, because it is a rebound damage, so if you want to know if Cheng is successful or not, you will either hit others or be beaten by others, but no matter which kind of Qin Shou will be injured and painful, so he decisively gave up.

The acceleration formation and the deceleration formation are opposite, so the graphics of the immortal force model are also somewhat similar, half of them are the same, and the other half is the core part that determines the effect of the formation, which needs to be carefully studied and practiced by Qin Shou.

Learning this acceleration formation is not only for the competition, but also to verify the conjecture in his heart, so Qin Shou is full of motivation and high spirits, and he is not sleepy at all, and he has been practicing all night.

In the middle of the night, Qin Shou was a little anxious to urinate, so he wanted to run to the toilet in the backyard to pee, it is worth mentioning that the toilet in this world is very similar to the earth, and it also has a device similar to the toilet, but it is cleaner than the toilet on the earth, because the toilet has its own flushing array and suction formation.

"Crunch~" Qin Shou impatiently pulled open the door of the toilet, but suddenly found that there was something sitting on the toilet!

I saw that the thing was wearing a long white robe, which glowed a bleak white light in the moonlight. Its long hair hung down to its ankles, covering most of its face, and only a mouth could barely be seen, and its hands hung down naturally, as if there were no bones, and the breeze blew, and the long strands of hair fluttered.

Its body was obviously stiff, and it slowly raised its head, revealing an eye in its thick hair, and glared at Qin Shou!

Qin Shou was stunned by that eye, and his heartbeat suddenly stopped! In an instant, the hairs on his body stood on end, and his legs were a little weak, but they were nailed to the ground like nails, and he couldn't move at all!

An unprecedented huge terror enveloped Qin Shou, making his throat seem to be choked, unable to make a sound, and after two seconds, he finally screamed:

"Ahh Hell, ah! ”

"Hell, you're big, ahhh

But a voice that was louder than Qin Shou, and with incomparable anger and shame, suddenly came out of the female ghost's mouth, the sound energy was extremely strong, and the powerful aura instantly suppressed Qin Shou, and Qin Shou's voice stopped abruptly, and then looked at the "female ghost" blankly.

I saw the female ghost brushing away her messy long hair with her hand, revealing a delicate face that was white and red, her eyes widened, and she stared at Qin Shou with a murderous gaze.

Qin Shou was stunned, such a familiar face, how could this face look so much like Ji Xianyue?

Ji Xianyue!

The next moment, Qin Shou reacted, could it be ......

"Qin--suffer-!"

A roar came from Ji Xianyue's small mouth, how could Qin Shou not know what was going on now, fortunately, he was resourceful and clever, and hurriedly made a sleepy-eyed look, and said with a dull gaze:

"Oh? Is anyone calling me? I'm sleepwalking, well, sleeping."

As he spoke, Qin Shou turned around and took two steps forward, regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not, he fell asleep on the ground, and made a loud and fake snoring sound.

Ji Xianyue's face turned blue with anger, trembling all over, and hurriedly put on her pants, her fingers quickly drew a wonderful light blue pattern in the air, and her voice trembled:

"Qin Shou, when I don't know that you are pretending to be asleep and sleepwalking? Well, Miss Ben will let you get enough sleep today, so that you don't wake up at all! ”。

The crackling arc shone with a dazzling white light, and the smell of burning began to fill the air, and a sense of danger hit me instantly! Qin Shou secretly screamed in his heart, can he be recognized by Ji Xianyue with such a high acting skills!? Qin Shou hurriedly got up, hugged Ji Xianyue's thigh, and cried "a handful of snot and a handful of tears":

"My master, please forgive your stupid summoning beast, I didn't know you were in it, I promise, I ......"

"Level 1 Immortal!

Flash-Electricity-Ball-! ”

"Ahh

Zilazilazila......

――――――――――

After a long time, Ji Xianyue got up from the ground, her white nightdress had been electrocuted into charcoal, and with a slight movement, black ashes fell from her body, revealing her snow-white skin. The two blush quickly crawled to her face and stabbed Qin Shou, only to find that Qin Shou was still unconscious and unresponsive, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Qin Shou hadn't woken up yet, otherwise she would have been seen by Qin Shou now naked, how embarrassing it was.

Ji Xianyue got up cautiously, covered her chest with both hands, thought about it, and then let go again, and then her body shook slightly, and the black ash that the nightdress was scorched into was all scattered from her body, and the snow-white ketone body was exposed to the moonlight, so holy and beautiful.

"Stinky Qin Shou, he actually peeked at me going to the toilet, pervert!"

Ji Xianyue kicked Qin Shou hard and said angrily, but after she kicked this kick, she suddenly found that Qin Shou had a nosebleed, frowned, and said with disdain in her eyes: "Hmph, it's really fragile, just I kicked it gently, and I was seriously injured and had a nosebleed, why are you so stupid, stupid to death, hum!" ”

Ji Xianyue snorted and ran back to the room naked.

After five minutes, Qin Shou opened his eyes, wiped his nosebleed, and his eyes were full of peach blossoms:

"It's beautiful...... I saw it all......"

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