"God turned!"

"Ahh

"Who's going to help me! I'm laughing so hard! ”

"Zhang Ye, you're so naughty! I'm waiting for it at the end! ”

"Oh, no, no, no! This paragraph is too Nyima classic! ”

"Where's the pen? I had to write it down! Learn a little bit from Mr. Zhang, and scold the invincible opponents all over the world in the future! ”

The scene has been exploded with laughter, which can be said to be the segment with the highest decibel of laughter since the launch of "Zhang Ye's Talk Show"!

Dong Shanshan covered his face and smiled!

Wang Bei stomped on her high heels with a smile!

Ah Qian and Xiao Yu are hammering their thighs hard!

The fourth sister and a few cameramen covered their mouths and smiled, they were closest to the audio reception, and they didn't want to affect the live broadcast, so they could only hold back, but the tears that flowed from the corners of their eyes could also be seen when they were trembling with laughter, and several cameras were almost fainting with laughter, and even affected the shooting!

――What kind of JB thing is this?

We thought you would say that after getting to know Li Puyu, you would find out that he is a good person! That's the result! Hahaha! What do you think, you! This turn of events is so unexpected! Teacher Zhang Ye! If you make such a fuss, Li Puyu will cry! I'm really going to cry!

Some people don't like to hear it anymore.

The black man frowned and said, "How to curse!" ”

Zhang Ye blinked in confusion, "Scolding? Who cursed? I said 'hook coin', JB, you don't know what you mean? Oh, you foreigners may not know much Chinese, in our country, JB is the meaning of gold coins, the pinyin abbreviation of JIN-BI, what is a gold coin? It's valuables, it's very valuable and radiant, I'm praising Mr. Li Puyu for his brilliance, where do I have the intention of scolding? ”

Negro: "......*%¥##@@@!" ”

When the audience heard it, they were even more happy, "Hahaha! ”

Zhang Ye pointed to the black man, "I don't believe you, ask everyone, what does JB mean?" ”

The audience of all the republics shouted in unison: "Of course, it's gold!" Hahaha! ”

"Look, I'm not wrong, right?" Zhang Ye shrugged his shoulders and said: "We are a high-end show, how can there be scolding words." ”

Negroes are crying, you sister! You really think I don't know Chinese!

The little old man and company leader in the audience looked at Feng Guiqin with a smile and a smile, "The scale of your new column is big enough!" ”

Feng Guiqin was also amused and laughed for a long time, and now he breathed a sigh of relief and gasped: "It's okay, online TV, the scale can be larger, as long as there are no too obvious prohibited words." ”

Wang Xiong said with a smile: "I can see it, Mr. Xiao Zhang's column today is enjoyable!" You can't scold Koreans for the whole issue, right? ”

It's a pity that Wang Xiong really guessed right!

……

The laughter lasted a little long, about five or six seconds, and when they finished laughing, Zhang Ye continued: "Speaking of Koreans, I have actually always envied them, do you know why? Because our country's cross talk actors have to memorize one thing since they were young - called the name of the dish, many of our broadcasting majors were also required to memorize it when they were in school, practicing their mouths, there are a total of 108 dishes in it, as a republican, I feel extremely painful at this moment, it is the Manchu and Han Dynasty, I want to memorize it all. ”

The audience immediately applauded!

"Let's take a while!"

"Yes, here's one!"

Dong Shanshan was stunned, they didn't memorize "Reporting the Name of the Dish" in school, but there were teachers who suggested that everyone practice, but they were not mandatory.

Other colleagues didn't know if Zhang Ye could do it.

There is also a cross talk show "Newspaper Dish Name" in this world, because it is too traditional, and the history of the Manchu and Han Dynasty banquets has not changed, so it is natural to have zài, which Zhang Ye specially checked before.

Zhang Ye smiled, "Okay, I'll just have a short passage, well, I'll invite you to eat...... Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck ......" Zhang Ye began to speak very slowly, but the faster he spoke, the more neat his mouth became, and there was almost no pause later, "Roast chicks, roast goose, boiled salted duck sauce, chicken bacon, pine flower small belly, dried meat sausage, assorted Supan smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, Jiang rice, stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, marinated assorted marinated goose marinated shrimp...... Wait, wait, wait! "This set of solid basic skills, although there is no laughing, but it is very shocking, Zhang Ye's mouth is even more neat than what many domestic cross talk actors say!

"Good!"

"Well said!"

Immediately everyone sent a round of applause!

Wang Bei and several other hosts also applauded, in all fairness, from the perspective of basic skills, several of them who learn broadcasting are indeed inferior to Zhang Ye, no wonder he has a strong mouth, people's basic skills are solid, this look is that they usually don't work hard, and they have eaten it thoroughly!

In fact, this is all the credit of the memory search capsule, Zhang Ye has spent almost all the prestige points he has gained on the capsule these days, and there are more and more things to remember in his head, and the capital is getting thicker and thicker, and it is still not a problem to talk about it, and even now there is no problem with letting him memorize "Newspaper Dish Name" upside down, because he is different from other people's rote memorization, his memory is directly extracted.

A small episode, simply showing his hand, Zhang Ye continued to laugh and said: "I'm tired and panicked when I listen to it, right?" I have to memorize 108 dishes, so I am very envious of my Korean counterparts, how good I would be if I were them, it is very easy to memorize. He cleared his throat and said, "I'll invite you to eat...... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta ...... And Kimchi Smecta! ”

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, that's funny!"

"They only have kimchi!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

As soon as Zhang Ye's voice fell, he picked it up again, and said helplessly: "But then I found out that I was wrong, I met a Korean cross talk actor, and their names are actually longer and richer than ours." Seeing everyone's puzzled eyes, Zhang Ye said: "First of all, their first 108 dishes are exactly the same as ours!" ”

Wang Bei, who was taking the time to drink saliva, squirted out the water!

Ah Qian, who was sitting in front, was sprayed with water on his shoes, but he didn't care, he patted his legs and laughed!

The kanji are yours?

Is the text printed by yours?

The Dragon Boat Festival is also yours?

Zhang Ye's words of their 108 dishes are the same as ours, showing the despicable image of the Korean nation in the eyes of the Chinese people to the fullest!

"After reciting this pile, and finally the duck and the chicken, they have to add one." Zhang Ye raised his hand and gestured, "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, 3,000 miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - kimchi Smecta!" ”

"Hahahaha!"

Bang Bang Bang!

Applause rang out in bursts of laughter!

Zhang Ye just finished the first paragraph, and the next paragraph came again, "Actually, the name of food is different in every place, such as wontons, which are called wontons in the north, and 'dragon copying hands' in Sichuan, right?" Looking at the audience, "Do you know what it's called if you go to Korea?" ”

"To Korea?"

"I don't know."

"What's it called?"

The audience asked questions curiously.

Zhang Ye raised his hand and made the same gesture as Fang Cai, and made an exaggerated gesture: "From Changbai Mountain to Bohai Bay, 3,000 miles of rivers and mountains stretch for 5,000 years, and the original traditional food of the Republic of Korea - Wonton Smecta!" ”

As soon as Zhang Ye said the words "from Changbai Mountain", the audience understood what he was going to say, and from here they began to laugh wildly!

"Oops!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Let me take a break! I couldn't stop laughing! ”

The audience leaned forward and backward one by one, and some of the laughter points were squatting on the ground and holding their stomachs and laughing!

As a result, Zhang Ye was not ready to give everyone a chance to rest at all, looking at several viewers who were wiping their tears, the next paragraph came again, "Speaking of Korean food, in fact, I want to popularize a knowledge for everyone here." Seeing that someone wanted to laugh, Zhang Ye shook his hand and said, "It's not a joke, it's really knowledge." ”

And they all fell silent and listened.

Some wink, some curious.

Zhang Ye looked at everyone and said: "To be honest, I really can't understand why Koreans like to eat kimchi so much, although I also like to eat it, right, the taste is crisp and sour, sweet and spicy, well, the most important thing is cheap, it's such a thing, but they can't leave it, they will eat kimchi no matter what they eat, so I'm here to advise everyone in front of the TV and everyone present to try not to eat kimchi if you can, because pickled foods are carcinogenic!" ”

Carcinogenic?

Indeed, there is a scientific basis for this!

The audience thought it was really a popular science of knowledge, and they all listened carefully.

However, Zhang Ye said below: "Well, that's why when we were watching Korean dramas, the two of them just got together...... It won't be long before a person gets terminally ill! ”

Speaking of which, the audience was stunned for a moment, and they had already started laughing!

Zhang Ye stared at the camera and pointed, "Do you think it's the plot blood?" No! It's kimchi! ”

As soon as the last sentence "It's a kimchi" came out, the audience already laughed!

A lot of people laughed and screamed! Once again, applause flooded the entire recording room!

……

Now.

Those who watched the live broadcast on the Internet also laughed!

"Teacher Zhang Ye is so awesome!"

"I've always known that Mr. Zhang is awesome! I didn't expect him to be so awesome! ”

"Hahahaha! Cool! It's so cool to scold! Today's Zhang Ye is like a divine help! ”

"It's fun! Originally, I came to scold the brainless fans, I don't know Zhang Ye, I'll go! Today, I found out that I was lonely and unheard! Is there such a coquettish star in China? And such good-looking, relieving and hilarious entertainment? Zhang Ye! I'm starting to be a fan of you now! ”

"Oh, you're so fucking funny!"

"Is this going to be a Korean show?"

"Scolding sticks from beginning to end? It's so cool! ”

"I've never felt so happy as I am today!"

"Zhang Ye's mouth, it's against the sky, look at it, just now there were so many stick international students and brain-dead fans who came to scold people, and now they have been scolded by Teacher Zhang Ye and run away!"

"How can Mr. Zhang have so many things in his head? Didn't he just clash with that Li Puyu during the day today? It's a live broadcast at night, and it's too late to write a manuscript temporarily, how can these classic jokes be one after another as if they don't need money! Teacher Zhang Ye's writing is really amazing! ”

Literary talent?

This actually needs bullshit style!

A joke about scolding sticks? Zhang Ye can say that there is no duplicate for three days and three nights!

In Zhang Ye's world, whether it is cross talk or talk shows, he has done four things over the years.

One, scold the stick.

Second, scold little Japan.

Third, scold Lao Mei.

Four...... Keep scolding the sticks!