"Who am I? Does it matter? Tang Dou looked at Sun Nan and said.

Sun Nansong didn't speak, just looked at Tang Dou with a dark face.

"Okay. Since you are so sincere, marshal, then I will tell you who I am! Tang Dou shrugged helplessly: "Listen, my name is Pablo Diego José Francisco Di Paola Juan Napomusino Maria Di Los Remedios Cipriano Di La Santessima Trinidad Luis Picasso!" ”

Tang Da Slut said the name of a famous abstract painter in one breath, almost didn't hold his breath, and looked at Sun Nansong and Zhengde, who were completely stunned, and said shamelessly: "Look, this is the reason why I don't want to say who I am, and I am in danger of suffocating if I say it a few more times!" ”

Sun Nansong looked at Tang Dou with an expression of "you TM tease me": "Are you kidding me?" ”

"yes!" Tang Dou said confidently: "Lord Marshal, even if I say who it is, does it make sense?" My name is nothing more than a code name. Like you call me 'you' now. We're not familiar enough to exchange names, are we? In fact, you don't expect to find out who I am, and even if I say my name, you don't know who I am. So, just ask, I'll just talk about it! ”

Sun Nansong was about to smoke above his head, but the key was that he couldn't find anything to refute Tang Dou.

"Hahaha!" Zhengde on the side suddenly burst into laughter. He was obviously the same as Sun Nansong, he was poisoned by paralysis, but this thing could still sit down directly with laughter, and he covered his stomach very hard: "Laugh, laugh at me." Uncle Nan, I just said that you were too serious, and now you are being tricked. We've all been taken down by others now, you're still so serious, you'll only provoke the other party's murder, it's better to cooperate, anyway, he doesn't plan to kill us now, it's no problem to chat! ”

I have to say that Zhengde's personality is very strange, but he is also very chic.

"Well, Your Majesty, I think you are quite right. You see that I have the upper hand now, but I don't want to do it, which means that I don't plan to do it. Since I didn't intend to harm you, then we're not enemies, don't you think? I have a point! Tang Dou took out his classic hypothetical theory again to fool people.

Zhengde held his stomach and laughed for a while before raising his head and painfully wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes: "I know what you say is nonsense, but you can even say nonsense so reasonably." I like you so much. Why don't we marry as brothers with different surnames? At the beginning, my father and Uncle Nan became brothers with different surnames. I have admired my father since I was a child, so I decided to have a sworn brother as well. But everyone else was bored. You're good, shameless, and fun. Let's bow down! ”

This time, Tang Dou's face was turned into a bun, and he patted his face: "Your Majesty, your thinking jumps a little faster." And your so-called reason for swearing to me is quite subtle. Are you sure you want to bow down to me? I just don't hurt you now, right? What if I hurt you later? ”

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, everyone else says I'm a faint king. It's not like I've messed around once or twice. In short, I see that you are pleasing to the eye, do you bow or not? The poison in Zhengde is far shallower than Sun Nansong, so it is just a little inconvenient to move, unlike Sun Nansong who couldn't move at all, he jumped up and stared at Tang Dou with anti-guest, looking like a high-roller in the rivers and lakes who "if you don't bow down, you won't give me face".

"Burn yellow paper?" Tang Dou asked.

"Behead the chicken!" Zhengde answered.

"Blood Alliance!" The two said in unison. Then, like two neuropaths, they crossed their waists and laughed in unison.

"Good brother!" Then they patted each other's shoulders together and said in unison.

Sun Nansong was already completely desperate, and he was already thinking about whether to simply kill these two idiots, and then take refuge in the kingdom of HRE. Were there such assassins and emperors? Have it? Have it??

"Since Your Majesty is so generous, then you won't shirk it!" Tang Dou took out yellow paper incense sticks and a big rooster like a trick, as well as a bottle of wine and two wine bowls.

Zhengde's eyes widened: "Wow, good brother, you are really amazing." Although Uncle Nan's strength is higher than yours, he doesn't know your trick, when will he teach me! ”

"No problem! The package will not be returned...... Uh, it won't be impossible! Tang Dou almost shouted the words "998 will not suffer a loss if you buy it".

The two really burned yellow paper, cut off the head of the chicken, and then made a bloody alliance and drank blood wine.

"I, Yun Houxi, swear to the sky, starting today, with ...... Uh, brother, what's your name? Tang Dou? What a name! Good name! I, Yun Houxi, swear to the sky, from today onwards, I will live and die with Tang Dou, share wealth and hardship, and will not be violated for life. Take the war soul as an oath, but if you violate this oath, the soul will disappear and the realm will be destroyed (here it refers to the disappearance of the war soul and the meaning of the complete destruction of the cultivation realm), and you will not die well! Emperor Zhengde knelt in front of the three-pillar incense stick and swore with a straight face.

Tang Dou looked at Zhengde and showed a playful smile, but he didn't play tricks, knelt down and swore an oath: "I, Tang Dou, swear to the sky, from today onwards, I will live and die with Yun Houxi, share wealth and hardship, and I will not violate it for life." Take the war soul as an oath, but if you violate this oath, the soul will disappear and you will not be able to die! ”

After the oath was completed, the two knelt three times and kowtowed, and the salute was completed.

Sun Nansong doesn't even have the strength to complain now. This is not child's play, but a real swear by the spirit of war. Let's not talk about Tang Dou first. Just talking about Zhengde, although he is a scum now, even if he is a scum for life, he can't break this oath again, otherwise once the real soul disappears, the inheritance of the Tianwu Kingdom will be over.

This is a secret that only the high-level of the Tianwu Kingdom knows, that is, every emperor of the Tianwu Kingdom inherits the legendary artifact on the surface, but in fact, that artifact also carries an extremely special war spirit, and this war soul is hosted by each emperor. And to use that artifact, only the emperor who has that battle spirit can, otherwise anyone who uses it indiscriminately will be counterattacked and killed directly.

So even if Zhengde is a scum for life, before he inherits the artifact and the battle spirit, the war spirit on his body can't have an accident.

Now Zhengde swears by the war spirit, no matter what kind of person Tang Dou is in front of him, Zhengde will not be able to hurt him, and the oath of the war spirit is actually the "heart oath".

To put it simply, unless someone is so brazen as to think that he is completely right to break his oath, and no matter what he does, he thinks that he has not broken his oath, then the Battle Spirit Oath will not occur. But once there is even a trace of thought in the heart that you are wrong, then it will have an attack immediately.

It's like a person having to say that the sun is square. It may be possible to say this to others forever, but deep down in his heart, is it always true that he will not change his belief that the sun is square? It's easy to say, but in fact there are almost no people who can do it. Therefore, the Battle Soul Oath has a high guarantee strength in the Thousand Souls Spirit Realm.

And Zhengde's oath not only supervises himself, but even supervises the entire Tianwu Kingdom, once someone in the Tianwu Kingdom makes a move against Tang Dou, if Zhengde knows it and does not stop it, it will be regarded as a violation of the oath, and the key here is whether Zhengde's heart will have such thoughts. Once there is, then the vow must be made true.

Based on Sun Nansong's understanding of Zhengde's character, although this faint gentleman is a little weird, he is actually quite kind and affectionate. If he is not an emperor, just the son of a large family, or a child of an ordinary peasant family, he is a little naughty at best, but otherwise he is still a good boy. It's a pity that he is an emperor, so he is destined to be scolded for being unconscious.

Seeing Sun Nansong's constipated face, Tang Dou smiled and said, "Lord Marshal, you have to pull out the clouds and mist to see the essence clearly." You see, when Your Majesty bowed down to me, he not only asked me my real name, but also restrained me. I can't hurt him, the meaning of this injury is very broad, if I kill you, not to mention whether Your Majesty will use yourself as a shield to protect you, even if I bypass him and kill you, it will also hurt his heart. So it's also protecting you! ”

"Hey, Lord Marshal, maybe you take the heart to get to know me, the sworn emperor brother, and you will find that he is very smart, and except for a little bear, everything else is fine!"

Sun Nansong was woken up by Tang Dou, and finally realized that what Zhengde was doing was actually for himself, and looked at Zhengde in shock, with faint tears of emotion in his eyes, but he didn't know what to say.

"Brother, do you know my purpose? Then why do you want to bow to me? Zhengde was exposed by Tang Dou, and he was also a little embarrassed, touching his nose and sneering.

Tang Dou stretched out two fingers: "First, I really don't mean to be an enemy of you, although I did come to kill the marshal before, but after hearing your conversation, I have completely changed my mind." Second, it is pleasing to the eye, like an emperor like you, who values love and righteousness, but it is rare. Besides, you are the emperor, alas, how rich you are, I want to bow to you, and I will be developed! ”

"Well, but I don't have any money!" Zhengde said with a depressed face.

"The whole country is yours, how can you say that you have no money? Isn't it just those ministers in charge, don't worry, let's go and fool them together, and let them obediently spit out all the money when the time comes. It's called 'Give me back what I take, and spit it out what I eats'!" "Tang Dou has begun to poison Emperor Tianwu.

"Good, good, good! That's why I took mine, and gave it back to me, and I spit it out after eating mine. Brother, you said it so well. Ah, I'm sixteen this year, how old are you, brother? Zhengde waved his arms excitedly, almost jumping up.

"I ...... It's about nineteen. I've lost all memories of two years ago, so it's just a rough idea! Tang Dou shrugged his shoulders and said he was helpless.

"Nineteen? That's bigger than me. I'll call you big brother from now on. Ah, big brother, you're so pitiful, but it doesn't matter, the previous memories are gone, as long as the future is better! People always have to look forward! "Zhengde incarnated as a chicken soup teacher, and his whole body exuded holy light.

Tang Dou cleared his throat and said with a smile: "Okay, brother." Let's get down to business. Otherwise, the marshal will cut me down in a moment!" ”

Zhengde blinked, as if he finally remembered that stammering or something was not a big deal at all, and after a pause, he said, "That, big brother." Since we have already married, then you can let Uncle Nan go. He's not so uncomfortable! ”

"Marshal, you're not impulsive, are you?" Tang Dou looked at Sun Nansong.

Sun Nansong smiled bitterly and shook his head: "What else can I do now?" "In public and private, it is impossible for him to make a casual move on Tang Dou.

"That's good, if the marshal is really impulsive, that's not a good thing!" Tang Dou stepped forward and stuffed a pill into Sun Nansong's mouth, relieving the paralyzing poison on the other party's body: "There is no way to solve the problem of soul power, because that thing is not something I can control, I can only wait for the time to end!" ”

Sun Nansong moved his hands and feet, and didn't seem to care about the fact that his soul power had not recovered, and said lightly: "Now we can have a good chat!" ”

Tang Dou nodded: "Yes, we need to have a good chat." This is related to the lives of the more than 200,000 people of the Tianwu army! ”

Sun Nansong and Zhengde are both upright.

"Big brother, what do you know? Why is it about the life and death of our 200,000 troops? Could it be that the kingdom of HRE is preparing to ambush us? However, the nearby environment is at most 250,000 troops to fight, that is, more than 100,000 people on each side of our side. In the case that the difference in numbers is not very large, my Tianwu soldiers are not afraid of people from any country, plus Uncle Nan is a military god, and if the other party wants to calculate him, it is impossible! "Zhengde doesn't really understand anything, and as soon as he speaks, he gets to the point.

Sun Nansong also smiled bitterly, obviously a little embarrassed about his current situation. As a god of war, he will not be calculated militarily, but what about outside the military? Isn't it just being calculated by Tang Dou now?

Tang Dou smiled: "Don't be embarrassed first, Lord Marshal, wait until I tell you a story first, and then if you are still in a mood to be embarrassed, Your Majesty and I will slowly appreciate how embarrassing you are?" ”

"Yes, yes!" Zhengde nodded hurriedly.

Sun Nansong almost had another black face. Not to mention anything else, at least he discovered one thing, that is, the guy named Tang Dou in front of him, like Zhengde, has a rather unreliable personality - this is a more elegant statement. To put it bluntly, these two guys are two at all.

"Okay, let's get down to business!" Tang Dou coughed again. This time he didn't gag again, but told the story that the 300,000 troops of the HRE Kingdom were turned into monsters by magic, of course, he diluted the part he participated in infinitely, if you don't listen carefully, you will think that this guy is just a character who plays soy sauce on the side.

But at this time, Sun Nansong and Zhengde no longer had the heart to care whether this guy was the protagonist of the story. Their attention was all drawn to the horrible sorcery.

"Lord Marshal, as wise as you. Can you imagine what should happen next? Tang Dou showed a mouthful of white teeth, and his eyes flashed with a fire-like light. (To be continued.) )