With a black face! A fool with a black face? The expression full of joy...... It's as funny as it gets, anyway. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

There are many stupid people, and there are not many wise people who go there. Among the more than 100 new monks, there are always one or two high-level intellectuals who are different.

The two glanced at each other, and then stood beside Ye He one on the left and one on the right, with a respectful look on their faces! They don't need any answer from the newly enlightened fool at this time! All it was necessary to know that the two of them were courting him.

The two of them looked at their fellow disciples who were looking at the two of them with curiosity, and they only sneered in their hearts, they took the first step! You only have one chance...... To miss it is to lose this precious opportunity......

"Zhan Ou, Zhang Zili! What do you two mean? Just when the two of them secretly applauded their calculations, Chen Song, the number one master in the Tianyi Innate Realm Rankings, walked out of the crowd and asked coldly.

"Chen Song! Go as far as you can, I'm too lazy to say anything to a guy who is in trouble. Look what you've just done! actually took the lead in squeezing out the senior brother! ”

Zhang Zili also smiled and said, "Chen Song, get out of here!" Save yourself from being embarrassed here, and see that the brothers and sisters can't tell right from wrong under your encouragement! ”

"What a big boldness, Zhan Ou, Zhang Zili, how big of a deal is it to squeeze out a fool fairy people? It's not over with you! Chen Song's eyes were wide open, no one dared to speak to him like this for a long time.

A person next to Chen Song interjected: "Hey, Zhan Ou, Zhang Zili, are you going to add a fool's footboard?" Protecting a fool? It's crazy you guys! ”

Zhang Zili didn't look at this dog, and sneered at Chen Song: "I heard that Chen Song has a bit of a relationship, he is extremely stupid, and he is stubborn!" I didn't believe it at first, but now I do! Do you really think that the first place of the ancestor will randomly order a fairy person? It's the ancestor who is choosing immortals! It's not Uncle Shi who is choosing immortals! ”

Zhan Ou clapped his hands! A gloating expression said: "Someone is still intoxicated with the sweet dreams of the first master, and now you can see his broken dream expression!" It's a pleasure to let you pretend! Bear with you for five years! ”

With Zhan Ou and Zhang Zili's words, many new monks have become active in their hearts! After careful analysis, everyone felt reasonable, even if they didn't know what this fool Xianyuan was doing, but it couldn't stop them from moving quietly.

Hearing Zhan Ou's words, Chen Song's face froze, and he once again cast his serious gaze on the fool who had been giggling!

Come back and strafe! The tone was inevitably strange, and he asked: "Zhan Ou, Zhang Zili, are you hiding something from me?" ”

"Hiding it from you? Mentally retarded! I can't see it! ”

"yes, we're just looking at jokes, not more."

After the two finished speaking, Chen Song said nothing without speaking.

"Fool! Who are you! Chen Song forcibly moved his hand and turned his head to drink violently at Ye He.

"Fool!" Ye He kicked Chen Song away.

Ye He already sensed that something was very wrong! What he really wants to play are the two guys next to him, Zhan Ou and Zhang Zili! What are you two messing about!

I want to be a fool! The two of you are standing like the left and right protectors, and you owe a beating!

This kick, Chen Song was still affected by the first master for a while, and he was taken aback when he hadn't changed his mind!

How dare a fool do it? Don't want to die?

"Hit this idiot! You give it to me! "Chen Song is violent, stupid fuck! He didn't care about the consequences.

Some people who were still bewitched by Chen Song rushed out! However...... As if it were a fixation technique, the few people who had just rushed out looked frightened at the same time, and then retreated back into the crowd and disappeared.

"You ...... You...... Idiot? Chen Song felt a terrifying spiritual sense seeping into his soul, and looked at the fool in his mouth in fear! After that, even the crawling and rolling strung into the crowd.

Seeing this, Ye He sighed! The consequences of his well-thought-out move speak for themselves! It's really the opposite of what he thinks!

A fool is so violent, he won't pretend to be a fool if he says anything! Now the identity of the fool has been revealed! I was given special protection again, and I couldn't live this day.

The old Taoist priest on the colorful clouds took out a wine gourd, simply summoned an auspicious cloud, and the whole person lay on the auspicious cloud, gurgling and drinking, "Good wine!"

The next day, a new monk is in a mess, and the old Taoist priest has stopped it!

"What? The draft is not going on? Fellow Daoists in Prison? It's your turn. ”

Long...... The monks in the prison were still blinded.

The Jindan fat man who has been selling cuteness corrected his color and said: "Fellow Daoist, the speed is carried out according to the rules!" It's a shame to waste time. ”

"Good! But I have a question. Brother Jindan closed his eyes and said.

"Say."

"The controller also supports this?"

"Nonsense! Is the assessment team a decoration? Don't say you haven't done it in prison. This time, Tianyi's approach happened to be caught by the Extreme Ice Fairy! "The fat man can't figure it out.

"I see! It's enough to have Big Brother in control. ”

Everyone was puzzled at first, and this sentence made everyone laugh.

After making trouble for a long time, it turned out that the Jindan monk in the prison was the real newcomer, and he didn't know about the little Jiujiu of each sect at all.

The next draft went on as usual, and all the new monks who had the talent of immortal reincarnation were assigned by each sect, and it was the turn of the monks of the royal family and the major families!

The seven sects of Great Qi, except for Tianyi, the other six sects are quite satisfied with the talent immortal fate in hand! This session is definitely a lot more. It's a pity that the biggest head is still cheaper than one day!

In addition, including the original disciples of each sect, the largest number is Tianyi, and the smallest number is the controlling master! As the first case on the surface, getting a fool is definitely a full return.

It doesn't matter if the controller who has the longest inheritance and the greatest influence, but is extraordinarily undertoned, and has a transcendent status in Daqi!

They focus on the wild Tsukiji monks! There are six other sects, and no one knows how many monks are in charge of the foundation! What is the real strength of the controller.

"I'm tired of dying master, it's finally the end of the election! Fellow Daoists, go first! You don't have to send it away! ”

The fat man of the master sect flicked his sleeves, and a bag flew out of his sleeve and floated in the air and became huge, there was a white cloud in the bag, and there were buildings connected on the clouds!

He himself went into the bag first! Pocket suck at the crowd of controllers! Then the musical instrument was played, and the huge bag flew upside down to the south!

The Jindan monks of the various sects shook their heads, and they couldn't bear to look at them directly! The building palace is built in the bag, and it is not beautiful at all! That is, the master of the otaku Jindan monk did it.

"Fellow Daoists, see you soon." The old Taoist priest pinched and spat out a small sword from his mouth.

The small sword became bigger and hovered in the corner of the square, and Tianyi's newly promoted qi refining cultivators and sect miscellaneous servants lined up to board the big sword! Then the greatsword flew westward.

The body of the great sword is full of new monks, and the sword gang protects them from the counterattack of the strong wind. The miscellaneous servants of the sect have entered the sword body and are concentrating on their duties.

With the Jindan monks of each sect using their magical powers, they returned to the sect with their rookies! The colorful clouds that were originally located above the Great Qi Palace diverged into seven colored clouds and shot away in the direction where each sect left, flying out of a distance and then disappearing in a flash.

The hilt of the large sword has a bedroom in the middle door.

In the simplely decorated bedroom, Tianyi Jindan Monk and Medicine Master were looking at Ye He in a harmonious and amiable manner, and after looking at the old man for a long time, he said in an unhurried but passionate tone.

"This countenance! That's it! Three thousand years! Three thousand years! Good! Good! I finally got one every day. ”

Immediately, the pharmacist praised the two foundation-building monks next to him, an old man and a young man: "You two have made a lot of contributions, and the sect has contributed 10,000 points!" There is another reward, go back to the sect and receive it together! ”

"Uncle Xie." The two foundation building monks were overwhelmed by the words, this secret realm was over, the assessment team was disbanded, and they also returned to the sect with the team, and did not return to the sect through the teleportation array with the exclusive fast flying sword.

Looking at Ye He, who was still smirking, the pharmacist suddenly said, "Sima Xin, you give me such a strange feeling, very strange!" ”

Ye He, who was not protected by liquid metal at this time, heard this, his heart beat involuntarily accelerated, and the muscles of his whole body began to tense!

He witnessed the terrible Monk Jindan with his own eyes, did he show his stuffing there?

At the same time, the airborne field hospital was a timely reminder.

"Now the heart is beating 90 times a minute, the heart is beating 10 percent more than the rated value, the rate of beating is faster, and the blood pressure is rising faster! Muscle blood supply enhanced! ”

"Vasoconstriction increases, and the blood supply to the peripheral blood vessels begins to decrease...... If the driver is detected and not in motion, does it intervene in the heartbeat? ”

......

Just in case, carefully steer the 10,000-year-old ship, Ye He didn't dare to imagine the consequences of his body's abnormality being discovered, so he didn't hesitate to choose yes!

"β-blockers begin to release extended...... Sympathetic excitability returns to normal, vagal tone returns to normal, and heart beats are under control! ”

Soon, Ye He felt the vague spiritual sense scan him from beginning to end.

The pharmacist paced back and forth, and after a short while, he looked at Ye He, who was unresponsive, shook his head and said, "Fool enlightened, it's not strange and unreasonable!" After all, it is only possible to meet one in 3,000 years! ”

"Huh? Sima Zhen, can you communicate normally? Do you understand what I mean? ”

Ye He slandered me, I really thought I was a fool! But...... At this time, you have to pretend to be a fool if you are not a fool! What 3,000 years take a fool to come out? Ye He was confused, but he had a black eye on the cultivation realm.

Therefore, Ye He is too lazy to answer this Jindan monk, you have asked like this, can't I still cooperate? I don't know what you mean! Don't want me to talk! I knew it earlier, and I didn't even say my name before.

Fool hey giggle, except for hehe's giggling, he's still giggling! In the three scenes, one Jindan monk and two foundation building monks looked at each other.

The pharmacist picked up the flask and poured it into himself, calmed the helplessness in his heart, and said, "It seems that it really takes time to open the mind, and it will not be achieved overnight!" Yesterday I also checked the fools born in Daqi and other dynasties, the fastest ones were two or three days, the slow ones were ten days and a half months, and some were one or two months. ”

"Uncle Shi, is there any difference in the time of enlightenment?" The heroic young monk couldn't help but ask.

"It doesn't make a difference! It's just curious, after all, I can still see a fool who is full of immortals in my lifetime, it has been three thousand years since the last fool was born, and it will soon become a legend, I dare not imagine that it will really exist! ”

The pharmacist took another long sip of wine before he spoke his heart.

"Hehe, when the fool really opens his mind and understands it, maybe in the near future, I will have to call him an ancestor!"

"This is how many geniuses are like dogs, and fools are not often there! Especially fools who have immortal fate and enlightenment, they are really too scarce! ”

“......”

Ye He listened to their conversation quietly, and vomited in his heart: Fools are scarce, and I am a veritable fake fool! You're all blind.

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