Brother and sister small theater (brother party, poke in)
-- I'm just talking --
Sun Xinyu has always felt that he is surviving under the authority of his sister. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info In this regard, he felt that he should rebel!
So one bright morning, he drank up the imported milk from New Zealand that she had to drink every day!
Of course, this milk can be bought for a few dollars, but the point is, this is really freshly milked milk! And then it was airlifted by Sun's special plane!
And every day, Li Lingyue drank milk at half past nine, Sun Xinyu looked at his watch, and at nine twenty-four, it was too late to air it again.
Feeling proud, he sat down on the couch and waited for someone to appear.
Soon, he got his wish...... Kicked away! plus the stomach was kicked by Li Lingyue in a series.
"You're so cruel, you're not a woman! I'm going to go head-to-head with you? Sun Xinyu covered her stomach and looked at Li Lingyue, who was slowly coming over against the light, with a pitiful look of being abused.
Li Lingyue leaned diagonally on the handrail of the stairs, and then raised her eyebrows: "Huh? Singled out? As she spoke, she exerted a little strength in her hand, and then Sun Xinyu saw that the handrail made of copper and iron had a palm print!
Sun Xinyu was shocked, his eyes widened! Hurriedly waved his hand: "I'm just talking about it." ”
Li Lingyue raised her eyes and looked at him calmly: "You just said it, right?" ”
Sun Xinyu nodded again and again, as if nodding slowly, he would become the handrail.
As a result, before he could react, even Li Lingyue stepped forward calmly and held his hand: "I have admired the name for a long time, I am a circle of friends." ”
Then there was a "bang", a perfect over-the-shoulder fall. Take out someone who fell to the ground, "graceful" messy in the wind!
――Confession〜
Sun Xinyu felt that he actually liked Li Fei very much.
First of all, it's cute, and it has long legs...... Ahem...... This is not the point (eyes wandering, I don't believe myself)!
As for the point, of course, it was because he met at the right time, so he firmly believed that she was his only one!
Then one day, I mustered up the courage to call her, and then before she could open her mouth, I told her all about my thoughts.
Finally, it also ends with a line from Super Marie Sue.
"Even if you don't love me, please allow me to love you."
Outcome......
"I'm sorry, brother, you made a mistake, I'm your sister Li Lingyue."
“……”
"You said we changed his remarks with the signatures 'Violent Girl' and 'Sweetheart' while he was taking a shower, okay?"
“…… I guess that's fine. ”
――Why is it called that??
One day, Sun Xinyu and Li Lingyue sat in the hall together and watched "Huanzhu Gege" that Li Lingyue did not participate in, this TV series is already an old TV series, at least when it premieres, the children's shoes who watch this drama are already grandparents.
As a secondary 2 who likes to watch hot-blooded TV dramas...... For young people, this TV series is really boring.
"Brother, help me get some potato chips."
Sun Xinyu pursed her lips and asked while holding her potato chips, "Why do you like to call me brother?" ”
Li Lingyue took the potato chips in his hand, and then looked at him leisurely, without speaking immediately.
Sun Xinyu's scalp was numb when he saw it. At this time, a line came out in the TV series: "Amma, Amma, I'm your Gege (brother)!" ”
Sun Xinyu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, for a person who can only play games in his free time, he doesn't understand the names in these TV series at all.
Thereupon......
"You call me brother, it's quite ancient, then I'll call you Ama in the future! Amma, Amma...... What a strange name! ”
Li Lingyue stared at him for a while, then decisively turned her head and continued to watch TV.
――Supermarket Shopping――
One day, Li Lingyue, who rarely had no notice, collided with Sun Xinyu, who rarely had no task, and Aunt Li had a holiday that day.
So Li Lingyue, who was not ready to cook by herself at all, and Sun Xinyu were ready to go to the supermarket!
Isn't it necessary to swipe the barcode when the cashier~ There will be a "beep" sound~
Sun Xinyu bought more than a dozen braised eggs that couldn't be brushed out.
Li Lingyue waited extremely calmly, since she wanted to sell braised eggs, the supermarket would always find a way.
At that time, Sun Xinyu didn't know what he was thinking in his head.
Just like that, a phrase came out leisurely: "Tick! ~~~”
The audience was silent for three seconds, and Sun Xinyu finally came back to his senses.
Looking at the people around him who were smiling, some couldn't pull their heads, so they ......
"Dididi~"
He "dropped" more than a dozen times by himself, and then slapped a hundred yuan in cash, and said angrily: "Checkout!" ”
The cashier glanced at him, and Sun Xinyu saw sympathy in it.
At this time, Li Lingyue directly pushed him aside, and then calmly took out a card, and by the way, did not forget to put the hundred yuan into the wallet.
Sun Xinyu was stunned for a while, and then glanced at the cashier's machine...... And then he petrified himself......
Total Consumption...... 250……
――Good relationship――
"I heard that if you have a good relationship, you just wear a pair of pants."
Sun Xinyu passed by, and when he heard the words of passers-by, he was stunned for a moment.
Then he laughed, uh...... It looks like a sinister laugh.
Then one day, Li Lingyue walked into Sun Xinyu's room.
Li Lingyue: "Brother, take off my pajamas, okay?" Sun Xinyu did so.
Li Lingyue said again: "Take off my underwear again!" Sun Xinyu also did it.
Li Lingyue said again: "Finally, take off my underwear!" After Sun Xinyu finished doing it, Li Lingyue picked up the clothes and said calmly: "Don't wear my clothes in the future!" Perverted !! ”
Sun Xinyu shrunk in the quilt, doesn't it mean that wearing a pair of pants is a good relationship, he wears a full set, doesn't it mean that their brother and sister relationship is invincible?
So why is it BT......
Brother is so entangled~
――Tracking――
City B is the capital of China, and the air is not good to change the traffic jam, in this regard, Li Lingyue and Sun Xinyu, who are being blocked on the highway, are very calm, and they are still enjoying the same bag of snacks.
But just because they're calm doesn't mean others are calm too.
So, in front of their car, a friend who had been stuck in traffic for several hours in City B finally couldn't stand it, he opened the car door like thunder, opened the trunk, and took out a long wooden stick from it.
Li Lingyue and Sun Xinyu looked at him in surprise, only to see him scolding and smashing a snail on the ground, scolding while knocking: "Look at you still dare to follow me!" ”
Li Lingyue and Sun Xinyu: "......"
They looked down at the snack in their hands, and there was a ...... on it Snail!
The brother and sister glanced at each other and hid the snacks with great tacit understanding......
Then Sun Xinyu wanted to cover up, stepped on the snail's corpse in front of that buddy, and then said: "...... Things that don't work, tracks are found. ”
Li Lingyue in the car helped his forehead......