My name is Zhang Xiaofan, and I was about to get off work, and I was bored, so I took out my mobile phone and said on WeChat: "I had a party yesterday to celebrate myself. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "Many people are concerned and have sent WeChat to ask me why I want to celebrate, I said: "It's nothing, just to celebrate me, and finally ended my single life in the first half of the year." The circle of friends exploded at that time, saying that who has the vision to take a fancy to a "three-no residue product", and has a unique vision! After a while, everyone stopped talking, and I continued, "I'm going to have a party tomorrow to celebrate myself." "One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and many people in the circle of friends are saying, we will go to your house tomorrow to see what this woman who can make you end your single life look like. There are all kinds of things about this and that, and when everyone stopped talking, I continued: "It's to celebrate me and start my single life in the second half of the year!" ”

I sat in front of the computer, looking at the article on QQ, my brows were furrowed at the moment, because of anger, my eyes were a little bloodshot, slightly red, the teacup in my hand was shaking, and the boiling water overflowed, spilling on my hand without knowing it, and finally I sighed, and shouted loudly on the desk next door: "Da Lin..... Can you not write much! ”

Not long ago, a colleague called Dalin turned his worn-out swivel chair and said, "I wrote so much, you said that." Then he slowly turned around and continued to write his own things.

I was stunned! This dead girl, you wait, tell you to write!!

"You wait for me in Dali City at night." Dalin said a word for no reason and began to write again. I'm even more depressed, this dead forest, he has to ask me to play some online game "Dragon Babu" with him, knowing that I am a game idiot, what do you still ask me to play? I haven't played much of the game, but I just watched the beautiful graphics of "Dragon Babu" and I was moved, really! Just play, don't take me to level up! You say it's not annoying.

I walked out of the office depressed, a cold wind blew, goosebumps exploded, unconsciously shivered, what's going on, scolded in a low voice: "What the hell weather...... It's so cold! It's May...... Why is it still minus 3 degrees Celsius".

Tightened the second-hand broken laptop in my hand, because the battery was still hot because it was turned off, fortunately through the computer bag, it felt a little warm, my hands were tightly held, and my body seemed to be a little warmer, I looked up at the gray sky, dark clouds mixed with lightning gloomy and terrible, and I couldn't help but think: "Is there a big grievance?" ”

sighed: "Go home!" Drink some wine by yourself, wash up and sleep! What to eat at night? Instant noodle~? "I gritted my teeth, slapped my thigh and added a ham sausage~~ Do you want an egg? Isn't he too greedy.

For yourself, a low-income office worker, instant noodles are already very good, it seems that adding a ham sausage is already a luxury, you must know that now the money, it is really not easy to earn, the work pressure is very high, as a young man with hemorrhoids, no house, no money, no car moldy products, the first class of people can't look down, the second class can't look down on themselves, and when they get home, they are still convenient in addition to eating instant noodles.

I was in a good mood today, and I was praised by the leaders in the company, and I was beautiful in my heart, who knew that the little witch Li Wei suddenly wanted to go against me with a poem, and I didn't know that her nerve was on the wrong line, and I thought that I was really not afraid of her as a college graduate, so I thought about it and took seven steps into a poem, and the poem said:

Two yellow orioles are singing, young and old people leave home, except for Wushan is not a cloud, and there is one less person in dogwood.

After reading it, I only felt refreshed, even the world in front of me was a little clearer, I felt very good, and when I opened my eyes, I didn't know where to go.

At that time, I was anxious, thinking that you are too inauthentic! Looking for me to compose a poem, you ran away by yourself? What's the matter, this thing, just about to leave with his legs, I don't know who tripped over himself under his feet, and almost came to a dog to chew, he stabilized his body in embarrassment, turned around and was about to scold angrily, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed back, but when he looked down, he saw Li Wei lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.

It turns out that Li Wei listened to my poem, this disgusting! There was only one word left, "vomit", and when I heard it all, I passed out and fell unconscious.

I stood stupidly for a while, helplessly stopped Li Wei in my arms and shook vigorously, and looked at Li Wei's V-neck mischievously while shaking.

After a long time, I felt a strong murderous aura around me, a fierce spirit all over my body, the hairs on my back were rising, and I looked up and saw Li Wei's beautiful eyes revealing a faint killing intent, I let her go gently, stood up with a smile and fled, Li Wei sat on the ground and pursed her lips and snickered.

Originally, it was just a little joke that we often had between the two of us, and I didn't want all this to be seen by Da Lin, but it was written as a novel and posted on the Internet, and I was bored and saw an article in the QQ group "Those Things of Youth", which was written about me and Li Wei, and suddenly became angry, and under the thunder and anger, it was settled by Dalin with a can of drink.

Although the anger has not subsided, but the mood is much better, thinking of today's crooked poems, and that ditch line, is it going to be peach blossom luck this year! I jumped up on the street and slapped two times happily.

The gloomy sky was covered with dark clouds, and the whole space became pitch black in an instant, "boom~~rump~~rumb~~" thunder roared, a huge roar sounded from time to time, in the panicked footsteps, pedestrians have quickened their pace, silver-white lightning crossed the sky, bombarded the ground, the whole world seemed to be intertwined with lightning, the roar continued, and the silver-white lightning continued.

A strong arc of lightning carriers fell instantly, I saw a tall building in the distance, black smoke rose from a house on the second floor, and I said: "I don't know whose house is so unlucky that the TV must have exploded", just as he was saying a lightning bolt came galloping, "Click~~Click~~" A small tree not far away was struck, and the small tree was split in half on the spot, and the flames burned the whole tree without stinging.

I was inexplicably frightened, boom~~boom~~rumb~~~ A purple arc of electricity in the sky suddenly crossed the sky and slashed over, and everyone looked at the sky in shock. I noticed the anomaly of the people around me, and looked up at the sky, but I was shocked to see a purple lightning fly towards me, and the purple lightning arced through the layers of dark clouds and hit me directly.

"Ah~~~~~~h

A terrible cry pierced the whole street, and in the stunned eyes of all, the purple lightning struck a young man, and the poor fellow stood there covered in black smoke, and the purple arc did not die, hovering around him, and in a few flashes of purple lightning disappeared.