Chapter 1: Two Fools and Two Dogs
In the spring of 2918 in the Tianwu calendar, a spring rain drenched away, making everything recover, and the heaven and earth were full of tender green and vitality.
Qingyunmen, one of the top four major sects that proudly stood above the four kingdoms in the eastern region of the Tianwu Continent, also ushered in his new life.
Today is the great day for new disciples to enter the new year, and for registered disciples to officially become outer disciples, and outer disciples to become inner disciples.
Since yesterday, countless immature teenagers with dreams have spontaneously lined up a long line outside Qingyunmen, waiting for the official start of the good days with enthusiasm!
Knock knock
At three o'clock in the afternoon, with the three bells that symbolized the auspicious time fell, the annual renewal of Qingyunmen finally began, when the foreign affairs elder who presided over the assessment of the mouth of the word "start" fell, the long-awaited crowd was in an instant uproar, all under the leadership of the senior brothers who maintained order in Qingyunmen, began their respective assessment and new life.
But the good times didn't last long, and before this situation lasted long, it was broken by a sudden scream.
"Help... Help me... Sister Shiyu help, dad help, the second dog is crazy, he is going to kill Haotian.."
Tom tom
Immediately, as the scream fell, a young man with two bare feet and swollen from top to bottom was running forward in embarrassment, and from time to time drops of red blood were dripping from his two trouser legs.
"Ah, bastard, Yu Haotian, you damn bastard, you can't beat Lao Tzu in a fight, so you use this kind of bullshit?
Behind Yu Haotian was an angry figure dressed in a gorgeous costume, but covering his lower body with one hand and holding a long sword in the other, who was madly chasing forward.
"Isn't this nonsense for you two dogs? If Haotian can beat you, as for using this kind of inferior means?
Hmph, you have the ability to continue chasing, see my sister Shiyu turn around and don't break your second dog's legs!" Yu Haotian fled in a panic, and scolded back.
"Hey, that's...that's the two famous wastes of our Qingyun Sect, the two fools Yu Haotian and the two dogs who can't practice martial arts!
Damn, what happened to our Qingyunmen, there were such two garbage things, it simply disgraced the faces of all the people in the entire sect!"
"Who says it's not! These two wastes seem to be very afraid that the whole sect doesn't know that they exist, and they have to fight almost every day, and stage a jiqing drama in front of everyone.
Especially on today's important day, the two of them once again started their own crazy performance, and now it made a fuss, and everyone in the sect lost all their face by that damn second fool and two dogs!"
"Yes, I don't know what the sect master thinks, these two wastes have not been expelled from the sect, so they have been allowed to stay and waste the resources of the sect, and lose the face of the sect, it is really incomprehensible!"
Don't look at those two wastes who can't cultivate martial arts, they are well-known wastes in the eyes of all of us, but they are all people with big backgrounds.
One is the righteous son picked up by our Great Elder Wang Zhiwen Wang, and the other is the only son of the Second Elder, okay?"
"Holy shit, it's like this, no wonder those two wastes can stay in the sect all the time, now I understand!"
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"Elder, what are we going to do? are we going to stop those two brutes from messing around?"
Seeing the figures of Yu Haotian and Feng Ergou constantly drilling through the crowd, Zhang Ming, the inner disciple who was responsible for maintaining order, was so hated that he couldn't wait to rush forward immediately and kill those two embarrassing bastards under his palm.
"Stop, how can you stop it? After those two bastards make such a fuss, the order in front of us is chaotic enough, isn't it possible that we normal people also want to follow the two fools to mess around together?" said the foreign affairs elder with a blowing beard and glaring at Qingdao.
"Zhang Ming knows, but the elder..."
"It's nothing, the Great Elder and the Second Elder are not only the pillars of the sect, but also selflessly dedicated their youth to the sect, so that all of us are deeply affected by the two of them, this is a great kindness, and we must all repay it.
What, Zhang Ming, you immediately send a few shrewd disciples to watch them, don't let the two of them break into the passage of the outer disciple assessment.
Damn, there's a big guy in there who is about to advance, and if something happens, none of us will have the face to give an explanation to the two elders!" said the foreign affairs elder with a frown.
"Yes, Elder, Zhang Ming will do it!"
With the instruction of the foreign elder, even though Zhang Ming had a lot of dissatisfaction and anger in his heart, in the end he still chose to carry it out unconditionally.
However, things in the world are so magical, when Zhang Ming was full of anger and was about to step forward to catch Yu Haotian and Feng Ergou and hand them over to a few junior disciples who were not weak and elves beside him, Yu Haotian and Feng Ergou seemed to have suddenly fallen into evil, and they all abandoned the playground in front of them;
Then he quickly turned around, and rushed towards the passage where the outer disciples entered the assessment of the inner disciples, and went straight to the assessment channel where the outer disciples had already entered under the gaze of the dumbfounded and demented eyes of the senior brothers on the side.
"What...what?damn it, how can this be?come...come on, hurry, hurry up and chase those two bastards back, alas, forget it, or I'll go Zhang Ming myself!"
The drastic changes in an instant made all this too fast, so fast that by the time Zhang Ming and the others reacted, the figures of Yu Haotian and Feng Ergou had completely disappeared from their sight.
Whew
Immediately, as Zhang Ming's words fell, a fierce wind instantly surged from him, and his figure rushed into the passage quickly.
"No...isn't it?Damn, how could this kind of thing happen?Come on, on Elder Ben's order, immediately report what happened to the Great Elder and Second Elder immediately, let them know and deal with this matter personally!"
At the same time, the moment Zhang Ming's figure rushed towards the passage, the foreign affairs elder with his mouth wide open on the side also came back to his senses, and commanded the disciple beside him with a solemn face.
"Yes, Elder!" the disciple beside him commanded.
"Alas, two little guys, you two must not have anything to do, otherwise I will die ten times and a hundred times, and I will not be able to repay the two elders for their promotion and acquaintance with Zhang Yang over the years!"
Seeing the disciple beside him leave quickly, a familiar figure that had disappeared from his sight, Foreign Affairs Elder Zhang Yang said blankly.
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At the same time, in the passage dedicated to the assessment of outer disciples and entering the inner gate, Yu Haotian was dumbfounded when he turned around and saw Feng Ergou who rushed in with his figure;
But soon, he was furious, quickly stepped forward, lifted Feng Er'er's collar, and spit Xingzi erupted indiscriminately at him:
"Feng Ergou, you special bastard, can you come here when you second dog?" Get out, get out of here immediately, or I'll abolish you, master!"
"Get out...go out? Why should Lao Tzu go out? You two fools can choose not to die in order to get the opportunity, and rush into this dangerous assessment cave, why can't I do this?
Damn, it's been five years, I've been ridiculed and humiliated for five whole years, I'm really fed up.This time, I, Feng Ergou, will either die under the claws of these fierce beasts and become food for their stomachs, or I will get a supreme opportunity to soar into the sky from now on, and no one can fucking stop Lao Tzu!" Feng Ergou replied angrily.
"You...Master, what are you going to do now?Ergoudan, he is a natural temper, once he really chooses, that is, a hundred brute cattle can't pull it back!"
Looking at the tempered Ergou Dan in front of him, Yu Haotian was extremely embarrassed, and after thinking about it for a while, he quietly hid the biggest secret that he had hidden for ten years, and the Master Immortal Supreme Yu Changsheng asked out loud.
"What else can I do? That second goods is not only a strong bull, but also a genuine second goods, he is different from the little guy, you two fools, you are forced to pretend, but he is the original genuine.
For this moment, there is only one way to do it, that is, to knock him out directly and take him with him, this can be regarded as a test in disguise, how about it, dare to try Yu Haotian little guy?" As soon as Yu Haotian's words fell, a familiar voice sounded in his heart.
"Okay, then listen to Master!" Regarding Shizun Yu Changsheng's order, Yu Haotian chose to obey without hesitation.
Whew
Immediately, Yu Haotian came back to his senses, and directly picked up his giant fist and smashed it towards the head of Feng Ergou, who was grasped by him.