Chapter 147: Watch the show
The dining room was brightly lit, and a room full of beautiful girls were waiting, the pomp was so big, Qian Jiujiu looked at it, and he didn't figure out who was who, he just felt that it was so blessed to be a feudal prince, and it was so cool to face so many beauties every day.
"Come here. ”
When Mu Han saw her come in, his eyebrows and eyes warmed slightly, and he stretched out his hand to her.
"Master, I'll just sit here. ”
Qian Jiujiu walked in slowly, the corners of her mouth hooked, and a smile on her face, so many beauties are here, she doesn't want to hurt their hearts, besides, there will be a play to watch in a while, if she sits down, how will this play develop?
But who would have thought that as soon as her voice fell, Mu Hanyuan's not very good-looking face suddenly sank even more.
"Nine girls, don't make trouble, come and sit next to the master. Xiao Shunzi is a master who is very good at observing words and feelings, and seeing that the master's face sank, he hurriedly moved her dishes and chopsticks to Mu Han's side.
Qian Jiujiu sighed in her heart, she wanted to keep a low profile, didn't she know if Xiu'en loved to die quickly?
But people didn't give her this opportunity, so she could only walk over helplessly, and for a while, in the huge dining room, dozens of lines of sight 'brush, brush' shot at her, like a needle stinging, the feeling was too sour.
The dishes on the table are colorful and varied, with a variety of colors and flavors.
But as a person from modern times, she was still not used to letting people wait for dinner, so she sent the girl who came forward to help her with the dishes, and ate by herself.
"Try this, it tastes good. ”
Mu Han didn't care about others, nor did he care about other people's eyes, leaned into her ear and whispered, and personally prepared the dishes on the plate in front of her.
"Look at whether you haven't eaten much lately, how do you feel that you have lost weight. ”
There seemed to be concern in the tone, endless gentleness, which made the people present can't help but be shocked when they hear it.
His Royal Highness King Jing doesn't know anyone, no matter who he is looking at, he looks cold and noble, when did he speak to someone in such a tone?
Qian Jiujiu's heart is complicated, on the one hand, she is happy that the man is considerate to her, but on the other hand, she feels that this man is suddenly so enthusiastic, and she may have some bad idea in her heart.
But in front of so many of his little wives, she didn't get emotional with him, only said "thank you" lightly, and then buried her head in eating hard.
"Master, you try this, it's your favorite food, I specially instructed the housekeeper to let him prepare it today, can you taste it?" Jiao Didi's voice is tactful and good, who else can there be besides Shen Yu'er who dares to speak out in this kind of scene?
When she didn't have Jingwangfu before, she had watched Mu Han from a distance, and that glance entered her heart, and she couldn't extricate herself from it, so when her family wanted to send her to Jingwangfu, even if she knew that His Royal Highness Jingwang was highly poisonous, she was willing.
It's been a few years, and after a few years, I saw His Royal Highness, her eyes were about to stick to Mu Han, and the emotions in her eyes were so thick that they couldn't melt away.
"Get out. ”
Mu Han's face sank, and he just let out a low shout, when suddenly there was a "poof" fart sound.
Shen Yu'er's face changed, and the whole person froze, a room full of people, you look at me, I look at you, her face was flushed, and she didn't know if she was stinky or frightened.
"Master, master forgive sins, concubine body will go back, go back. ”
Shen Yu'er's voice trembled when she spoke, her face was pale and colorless, and she slowly retreated, for fear that her master would find out that she had beaten her ass.
But the heavens were not beautiful, and then there was a "poof", which was louder and louder than the one just now.
The princes and nobles pay special attention to dining etiquette, especially a beauty like Shen Yu'er, who originally wanted to take advantage of tonight's good performance, but she never wanted to be rude in front of her and snorted a few farts, which made her unacceptable.
At this time, everyone's eyes finally turned to her, looking at her in unison, Shen Yu'er's body trembled, but she still desperately clamped her legs, her face was red and white, and she wanted to endure something, but the more she was like this, the more she couldn't help it, and then hit four or five loud farts three times in a row.
People want to laugh, but they don't dare to laugh.
It was a very strange atmosphere.
Others don't dare to laugh, but it doesn't mean that Qian Jiujiu doesn't dare to laugh.
"Poof", she couldn't help it, and leaned on the table and laughed.
That's right, Shen Yu'er came to ask her for flattering medicine before, and she gave her an added medicinal powder, which will make people's intestines unblocked and farts non-stop.
"Smack"
Mu Han had a handsome face, threw his chopsticks on the table, didn't say anything, didn't even give Shen Yu'er a look, picked up Qian Jiujiu and walked out of the dining room directly.
Only a group of concubines and girls were left, stunned there with a bitter little face.
And their aggrieved eyes all looked at Shen Yu'er, who wanted to die even more.
Especially the two ladies Wei and Xiao, they have been in Jingwangfu for so long, and they are finally looking forward to the return of the master, and they plan to make a little effort tonight, so that the lord's eyes can be on them, who knows that they will be disturbed by Shen Yu'er like this, and they can't wait to step forward and bite her a few bites.
"Poof, poof!"
There were two louder spanking sounds, and Shen Yu'er's face turned even paler, biting her lower lip so hard that she didn't even notice the blood flowing out.
"Master, the road is slippery on this snowy day, you pay attention to your step. ”
Xiao Shunzi carried a lantern in front of her, chatting as she walked.
At this time, the weather was cold and there was still snow, Qian Jiujiu leaned on Mu Han's arms and let him walk back to the yard.
The group of people in the back also followed carefully, the snow on the ground was trampled to leave deep footprints, and some stepped on the branches to make a "creaking" sound.
This made Qian Jiujiu think of the loud farts in the dining room, and his smile was even more joyful.
"Is this your idea today?"
Mu Han hugged her hand tightly and asked suddenly.
Qian Jiujiu coughed lightly, looked at his serious handsome face and smiled even more happily.
"Still smiling?" Mu Han frowned.
"Hahaha, it's not that I want to laugh, but I really can't help it, your little wife's fart is too loud, 'poof', hahaha......" Learning the sound of Shen Yu'er's fart, she couldn't help laughing, "I can't hold it, I can't bear it, it's not good for my body to hold it, what if I hold my fart like her, what should I do?"
After that, there was another burst of laughter.
Mu Han took Qian Jiujiu all the way back to the "Cold Luck Courtyard" and entered the warm pavilion, blocking the wind, snow and cold outside, and the two sat on both sides of the table by the window, listening to the rustle of the wind and snow on the leaves outside.
A deep palace, but it feels very quiet.
"Is it still delicious to eat tonight?"
Mu Han asked lightly.
"Nice, nice, loved it. Qian Jiujiu nodded, but it was a pity that there was such a big table of dishes, and I couldn't eat it without a few bites, but unfortunately, it was a pity.