"Ah, what a headache, what a trouble. "After thinking about it for a long time, Zhang Wei couldn't figure out how to lure the little ghost out, and he rubbed his two hands on his face, and he was about to fall into a state www.biquge.info of madness.

At this time, Du Bufan's singing voice came from the bathroom, "Under the bridge in front of the door, a group of ducks swam by, come and count, two, four, six, seven, eight... ”

"Du Bufan, what song are you singing in the bath?"

"Oh, Zhang Wei, I'm taking a shower, I'm happy, what's wrong with singing a song? It's not allowed to sing yet, is it? You don't want me to sing, I don't want to sing, please bring your song back to my home, please leave your smile. Du Bufan's singing voice came out of the bathroom with the sound of flushing.

It is said that others ask for money for singing, and Du Bufan sings badly, after listening to Du Bufan's singing, Zhang Wei's crazy state further escalated, "Stop singing, quickly think of a way for me, how to lure that little child out of the ghost." ”

"If you make me think, I just think? How shameless it is, what did you do to me before? It's so bad that I can only take a shower first now, and I can't masturbate. As soon as Du Bufan heard that Zhang Wei had a request for him, he immediately put on a shelf of an uncle.

"I'm sorry, classmate Du Bufan, I was wrong, I will never let you get wet in the rain again. Can you help me figure it out? Zhang Wei was about to arrest Du Bufan and beat him several times in his heart, but he had to swallow this breath and begged Du Bufan in a loud voice.

"Since you have sincerely asked, I will tell you with great mercy, in order to maintain the peace of the world and prevent the destruction of the earth!"

"I can't take it anymore!" Hearing that Du Bufan was talking to himself again, Zhang Wei couldn't help but burst out, went over directly, and kicked open the door of the bathroom.

Du Bufan, who was unprepared, was stunned, and he didn't take anything to cover himself, just looked at Zhang Wei naked, and never thought that Zhang Wei would kick open the door of the bathroom in a frenzy.

After being silent for a long time, Du Bufan reflected, and a towel blocked his little Du Bufan, "Get out!" ”

Seeing Du Bufan's body, Zhang Wei was also drunk, and it wasn't until Du Bufan kicked himself out of the bathroom that Zhang Wei woke up, "Eh." Du Bufan, I was impulsive just now. I. ”

"Zhang Wei, you wait, wait for me to come out." Du Bufan rushed into the water angrily inside. This southern child is still relatively introverted and shy, even though he is the same kind of person.

Realizing that he was impulsive just now, Zhang Wei also felt quite embarrassed. This time, Zhang Wei, who was originally impulsive, also calmed down. A flash of inspiration came to mind.

The child ghost must be a child, he has not hurt anyone so far, he still has no evil thoughts in his heart, and the things he steals are basically food, so when do he need to eat? Isn't it the time when you're hungry in the morning, noon, and evening? In other words, the child will come out to forage for food at night, and you can lure him to the bait with the food.

With a pat on his head, Zhang Wei was so happy that he could come up with such a clever plan, and just about to share it with Du Bufan, a basin of water was splashed in front of him. Zhang Wei's soul almost flew out, it was too sudden.

"Go take a shower!" Du Bufan stood in front of him angrily and threw the basin away.

"What do you want to do?" Zhang Wei touched a handful of water and asked with some concern.

"In the way of others, govern the body of others!" Du Bufan sneered, and Zhang Wei, who was staring at him, looked up embarrassed.

Finally, Du Bufan gave up the idea of treating others in the way of others, but asked Zhang Wei to bring him a month's breakfast. In order not to be retaliated against by Du Bufan, Zhang Wei could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

finally finished taking a shower, and Du Bufan was already halfway through, "Du Bufan, wait for takeout, buy a roast chicken to eat." ”

"Oh, Zhang Wei, why did someone who wasn't very happy to call fried rice before, why did he suddenly call roast chicken?" Du Bufan stared at the computer screen, didn't look back, and spoke.

"I thought about it just now, that little ghost, the time to haunt should be at meal time, and only to eat, I want to use food to lure him out, and then take it." Zhang Wei went over and put his hands on Du Bufan's shoulders, "What do you think?" ”

"Can you think so much? There's progress. But where do you lead? Is it in the dormitory? Besides, it's just an ordinary little ghost, he was just a child before he died, and now he still maintains that childlike heart, do you really want to let his soul fly away? What about your previous kindness? Du Bufan tapped his hands on the keyboard quickly, and he spoke as fast as tapping the keyboard.

"I don't want him to be scattered, but I don't know the function of these things now, can I just subdue him, not eliminate him, after all, I don't know how to use it."

"It's the same thing, it's good to have a manual, no way. Alas. Then do what you say. ”

"That means, you're rooting for me, huh? Do you support me in action? ”

"That's right."

"Then give me the money to buy the roast chicken."

As soon as he heard this, Du Bufan's hand on the keyboard immediately stopped, turned his head slowly, looked at Zhang Wei coldly, and looked at the prisoner, "Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, you cow, you cow." ”

"Thanks for the compliment, just when I borrowed it." Zhang Wei immediately put on a hippie smile.

Du Bufan was also angry, and directly handed the money to Zhang Wei, "Go and go, don't bother me, it's really a bad friend." ”

Zhang Wei grimaced, and immediately went downstairs to buy roast chicken, preparing to catch the little ghost's head tonight. However, there is no roast chicken shop near the school, so I have to wait for the bus to go to the city center to buy the roast chicken, and when I return to school after buying, it is almost 4 o'clock.

"Time flies so fast. Hurry up and set it up. I hurried back to the dormitory, and immediately arranged the things: I opened the bedroom door, put the roast chicken on the ground, and squatted on the ground with a fan, facing the door of the dormitory, fanning the roast chicken, and felt that it was a little tiring to squat, so I pulled the iron box over and used it as a stool.

Du Bufan, who was playing the game, occasionally squinted his eyes and looked at Zhang Wei's appearance, and he almost choked with laughter. It's no wonder that this isn't considered a neurosis. Just open the door, let the passers-by see what they think? Immediately took out a pair of sunglasses and brought them, so I couldn't walk to the street in the future, and someone suddenly said: Isn't this the roommate of the person who fanned the roast chicken? That's not a shame for the dead.

Zhang Wei devoted himself to this action to attract the little ghost, where can he take care of other people's eyes, staring at the roast chicken with his eyes, waiting for the roast chicken to move soon, but the more he waits, the more difficult it is in his heart, what's going on? Is it because the fragrance is not coming out? Or did the imp not smell it?

Just thinking like this, the roast chicken in front of him began to move, and as soon as he said the word, the head of the chicken was torn off, and the smell of roast chicken floated towards Zhang Wei's nose!