Volume 1 The Pianpian Young Man Chapter 13 is really angry old man
The autumn breeze was cool, and when the freshmen were evaluating each other's grades, on an open lawn in the backyard of the college, several gray-haired teachers were reviewing the test papers, they had been doing this kind of work in the college all their lives, and of course they would not be as nervous as those young teachers in the ordinary college.
Autumn chrysanthemum is in full bloom, the sky is high and refreshing, in this comfortable environment, the old teachers are sipping tea and humming a little song, from time to time lift the vermilion brush in their hands to review the test paper and then score, encounter a few strange exam answers will smile, take out and share with peers.
"If you want me to say, the dean is really too nonsense this time, look at what kind of questions are here!" Some teachers picked up the test paper and counted them unhappily and said: "Who was the little eunuch who accompanied Emperor Taizong when he ascended the throne, how old was he alive, and when did he die? This kind of question is not to mention those stinky boys, even my old man can't do it if he doesn't read the answer in advance!"
"Why should Yuan Jiaoxi be angry for this little thing, you don't know the dean's old man's temperament. Another teacher laughed and said, "Have you forgotten the duck counting problem in the previous two years? ”
"Dean, he is really getting more and more ......," Yuan Jiaoxi sighed and did not continue.
At this moment, a teacher next to him said in surprise: "What did I see, there are really people who can complete these questions!"
"Lao Zhang, you are really getting more and more funny. Yuan Jiaoxi smiled contemptuously and said: "How can someone make this kind of test paper, if someone can really do it all right, then my old man will ......."
Yuan Jiaoxi's words stopped abruptly, because Zhang Jiaoxi had already picked up the test paper and placed it in front of his eyes.
The test paper is filled in densely, all of which are hairpins with a pen, and the whole test paper is clean and beautiful, but these are not important in the eyes of Yuan Jiaoxi, and the most important thing is that he can't find a single mistake in the answers on the test paper!
Especially the last one of the most bizarre test questions, there is a clear answer on it: when Emperor Taizong ascended the throne, there were two eunuchs accompanying him, Gao Zaihao on the left and Zhang Haixin on the right, Gao Zaihao was the widow of the Taizu Dynasty, died in the fourteenth year of Taizong at the age of sixty-two, and Zhang Haixin died in the seventh year of Emperor Ming at the age of fifty-eight.
Yuan Jiaoxi was stunned on the spot in an instant, and his old face instantly turned red.
"Well, this kid surnamed Luo is not bad, he is a talent, and it is worth cultivating. After a while, Master Yuan reacted and hurriedly said something inconsequential to hide his embarrassment.
"I said, Lao Yuan, are you scared stupid. The teacher joked: "Have you ever seen a teenager who named his name Ziyan?
Yuan Jiaoxi was ridiculed for being embarrassed, so he had to use loud shouting to control the scene, "The dean sent us to review the test papers, did you come to talk about the world!
After that, he ignored the ridicule of everyone, grabbed the stack of test papers that belonged to his own review, and mentioned the vermilion pen to correct, but maybe he used too much force, and actually deviated the test paper below a little, Yuan Jiaoxi wanted to make the test paper neat, but unexpectedly found that the corner of the missing paper below was also full of dense words.
Yuan Jiaoxi was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly took out the test paper, and saw that the questions filled in on it were even fuller than the one that Luo Ziyan filled just now, so he didn't look at it carefully, so he took it out directly and smiled at the teachers: "Isn't it just to make a test paper, what's so strange, No, I also have one here, which is fuller than the one in your hand!"
"Oh?" There is still an answer to the test paper? When the teachers heard this, they hurriedly cast their curious eyes, and when they saw the answers on the test paper, they all burst out laughing.
Zhang Jiaoxi stroked his beard and read in a playful tone: "I haven't even seen what a perch looks like, how do I know how to do it, don't you never consider the feelings of us poor children when the academy comes up with this question?"
"What is the Heart Purification Mantra, is it delicious??"
"The eunuch surnamed Eunuch, who accompanied Taizong to accompany him to the throne, died in the year he died, and he lived the number of years he deserved. ”
"The ...... of the Imperial Examination System"
"That's enough!" Yuan Jiaoxi's face began to turn from white to red with Zhang Jiaoxi's chatter, and then to purple with anger, and he sighed bitterly: "In the admissions examinations of the past dynasties, which freshman did not answer the questions carefully and carefully and read the papers seriously, it seems that such a guy who does not learn and despises the examination room must get the punishment he deserves! Get zero points! I can't give him a single score on the paper! I really anger the old man!"
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At this time, Chen Linci was still sitting in the gazebo with his eyes closed, looking at the piles of people in the distance from time to time and smirking a few times, but he didn't know that his essay test paper had aroused the anger of the teacher, and then he was directly sentenced to death, but he knew that he would definitely not be able to do well in the exam, but for the sake of his own efforts to fill the test paper, as the so-called no merit and hard work, how much teaching should also give some points!
It was soon noon, and the college provided free meals today, and after hastily solving the problem of lunch in the cafeteria, Chen Linci followed the crowd and walked towards the inner courtyard of the college.
The results of the two civil and military examinations were announced there.
It was just after noon, and the weather was much cooler, and the teachers and students of the academy had already gone back to take a nap, leaving only all the miscellaneous personnel to be responsible for the following arrangements.
Hundreds of candidates crowded into a small open space, chatting to dispel the anxiety in their hearts, so for a while the noisy and noisy sound was endless, it was like a bunch of ants on a hot pot, which made people feel restless.
Several people in charge of the housekeeping of the college finally walked over slowly under the expectant eyes of the new students, and then smeared the half bucket of rice milk they were carrying on the big white wall, and carefully pasted a big red paper on the rice milk.
A big text was written on the top of the big red paper in vigorous willow font to show the identity of this red paper list.
A noisy sound comparable to gongs and drums sounded instantly, and all the freshmen stretched their necks and rushed over like a big white goose that had finally seen food after a hungry day.
Chen Linci stood in the middle of the crowd, squeezed around, and simply didn't fight, allowing the crowd to squeeze himself to the back of the place.
Now there, there are still a few guys who don't look surprised when their faces are calm.