Chapter Twenty-Three: Chaos in Distress
At the Jiekou Inn, Li Tianqi searched carefully in the original rented room, but did not find the straw rope necklace, and asked the shopkeeper, who also said that he had not picked anything. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Looks like it was really stolen by the man in the straw hat. He was sure of it. Li Tianqi sighed secretly and ran out of the inn.
Not far away, the Dream Shadow Heavenly Master was standing at the corner of the street.
"It's a shame to see you like that." The Heavenly Master of Mengyou saw Li Tianqi's depressed expression. Li Tianqi sighed secretly and nodded. Suddenly, a noise came from behind them......
"Little bunny, you want to run?" Suddenly, five boys in ayara rushed out of the corner of the street, chasing and beating two children in ragged clothes, and the two children who were chased and beaten looked like brothers and sisters.
I saw that the little brother bravely protected his sister behind him to resist the kicking and beating of the five rich children.
The little brother shouted, "You will bully the poor!" If it hadn't been for the monk who saved you, you would have been eaten by the snake demon! ”
"Ahem." A beautiful woman in a violet skirt walked from behind the five rich boys, and the five rich boys suddenly saw the beautiful woman and suddenly shouted, "Another snake demon." Frightened, he scattered.
The little brother took the opportunity to pick up his sister and quickly ran away, disappearing into the streets and alleys.
Mengyou Tianshi and Li Tianqi saw those rich boys bullying these two little brothers and sisters, and they wanted to stop it, but when they saw the appearance of the beautiful woman to help them break the siege, they didn't step forward again.
The beautiful woman walked leisurely in front of Mengyou Tianshi and Li Tianqi, smiled slightly, and walked into the place where an alley was opened.
"Pretty." Mengyou Heavenly Master looked at the graceful figure of the beautiful woman, "Apprentice, in the future, if your daughter-in-law has this level, you will be content." ”
"Master, where is the master?"
"Oh...... Do not say. Mengyou Heavenly Master never thought that Li Tianqi would ask such a question, his face flashed a little gloomy, and he immediately pointed to the place where the beautiful woman walked in, and asked, "Disciple, do you know what it means to be in a mixed hall?" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master asked.
"I've heard of the bathhouse, but I've never heard of the mixed hall." Li Tianqi shook his head.
"It's a place to take a bath, and everyone washes together." The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master led Li Tianqi into the other door where the beautiful woman entered, "Oh, this is." However, what the teacher didn't expect was that this township in Qinghe Town, which was not a prosperous and remote place, actually had a mixed family. ”
Li Tianqi thought that men and women were washing together, and suddenly blushed, and Mengyou Heavenly Master smiled: "Men and women wash separately, I didn't see that the entrance of the bathhouse is separated on both sides." Gremlin. ”
"Oh......" Li Tianqi suddenly realized, touched the back of his head, and was a little embarrassed.
The two walked into the store.
The guy in the hall hurriedly caught up, but when he approached, he pinched his nose, "Go out, go out." "Dare to love is the smell of urine on the Heavenly Master of Dreams.
Mengyou Heavenly Master ignored it, took out a piece of gold ingot, and slapped it on the table.
"Dude, don't you still stink?" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master shouted dissatisfiedly.
"It's a small party who is rude, I don't know the nobles, don't blame the master, please please. Come on in. The man's eyes lit up, and he immediately changed to a smiling face.
Rinsing themselves in the wing room next to them, the two of them walked into the steaming pool naked, and they were the only ones in the pool near noon.
"Comfortable." The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master lifted his cloak and spread it.
"Master, this is a ...... in your hand" At this time, Li Tianqi saw that there was a small bamboo slip tied to the right wrist of Mengyou Heavenly Master, which was shiny and shiny, and it didn't even get a drop of water.
"Mally coaxed." The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master put his palms together, stretched out his hand and pointed at it, and the water surface several feet square in front of him crackled, drawing a huge splash.
splashed Li Tianqi's face.
"Taoist magic weapon Qimen Dunjia." The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master said indifferently.
"Haven't you ever seen Master have such a thing?"
"Alas...... The housekeeper outside the staff took it. So that it was easy to find a teacher, and it was only turned out this morning. ”
"Butler? How did he have the ability to take this Qimen Dunjia? ”
"I'm ashamed to say it, a few months ago, I came to this town as a teacher, and I went to gamble twice when I was idle, and the result was ......."
"It ended up being lost to the butler, right?" Li Tianqi answered.
"The kid is a bit of a doorman, right."
The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master sighed secretly, "Money is not everything, but some people are ...... because of money Don't talk about it, ha...... It's so comfortable. Apprentice, rub Master's back. ”
Li Tianqi thought about the previous events and already understood that the housekeeper outside the staff was not having a good time, and won his master in the gambling game, and then took away the book of heaven, and in order to retrieve the book, the master agreed to cooperate with the housekeeper to play a ghost hunt to get back the book of heaven.
"Okay." Li Tianqi took the towel and rubbed it vigorously.
"Master, what flew out of your sack that night?"
"It's just a pigeon."
"Oh, I see."
"By the way, in vain, this deceptive method can't be learned randomly, and it is not allowed to be used unless it is absolutely necessary."
"Got it, Master. So where did the housekeeper go? ”
"I don't know if I'm a teacher, either I'm eaten by that monster, or I'm going home to farm. It took a lot of effort for the teacher to dig out this precious thing from under his pillow. In vain, use some force. Oops, comfortable. ”
"This treasure is so powerful."
"Of course. However, apprentice, you have excellent qualifications, although you are full of unlearned knowledge as a teacher, you are a dual cultivation of Taoism and Law, and you dare not teach easily, so as not to spoil your good seedling of practice. ”
"Dao Law Double Cultivation? Master. Li Tianqi stopped, "No matter what kind of double cultivation the apprentice is, you just said that you want to teach me a trick." ”
"Haven't you eaten yet, just now, I said that I would teach after eating."
"Yes, yes, in vain." Li Tianqi thought about it, and happily helped his master rub his back.
"Shhh...... Tap. Ah. ”
"Apprentice, you bubble yourself first and go for the teacher."
The Dream Celestial Master wrapped a towel around him and walked to the rear.
When the Heavenly Master was about to relieve himself, he suddenly smelled a faint smell of fat powder, could it be connected to the female pool here? Presumably, the female pool is separated by a thin wooden wall, thinking of the beautiful woman in the purple skirt smiling, her heart ripples, and there is a silver bell-like laughter in her ears, bursts of temptation.
The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master felt a little fluttering, and when his soul was about to come out of his shell, a voice in his heart woke him up, and he thought anxiously, "Boya Bo Ruomi." "Gather your mind.
"Master. Am I beautiful? Suddenly feeling a fragrant breeze behind him, he hurriedly looked back, but there was a beautiful woman in a smiling violet skirt, at this moment her heavy clothes had long faded, and what was left was a light gauze thin skirt, and her light body slowly walked towards the dream of the heavenly master.
Dream Youtian Master's eyes suddenly became confused again.
The beautiful woman stretched out her hand and was about to hold the Dream Shadow Heavenly Master, but suddenly her eyes showed a fierce light, and a handful of jade hairpins appeared in the jade fingers, piercing the Dream Shadow Celestial Master's head, "Take your life!" ”
"Boyeboromi!" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master's heart perked up, his eyes widened, and a wave of mana rushed towards the beautiful woman.
The beautiful woman flicked the veil, dissolved the mana pushed over by the Dream You Heavenly Master, approached the Dream You Heavenly Master again, grabbed the jade hairpin with her right hand, and stabbed him in the heart again.
Meng Youtian Shi climbed over the beautiful woman's head, but he didn't expect that the jasper hairpin in her hand crossed out the towel he was around, and when he landed, he suddenly felt cold, which made him quite embarrassed, and subconsciously squatted down.
The beautiful woman snorted angrily and flew up and kicked him on his slightly white ass.
"Oops......" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master lost his center of gravity, stumbling and barely holding on to a pillar to stabilize his body.
"Who are you?" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master looked back.
The beautiful woman did not answer, and raised the jasper hairpin in her hand again.
Mengyou Heavenly Master dodged left and right holding the pillar of the house, and was still unwilling to let go of the pillar, his expression was very embarrassing, and he couldn't understand why this woman was stabbing at him in such a dignified manner.
If he was dressed in clothes, it would naturally be easy to subdue her, but now that he was naked, how could he dare to perform too many moves?
"Girl, you have something to say, don't get me wrong!" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master moved again, dodging the snow-white jade legs that swept in.
The jade legs kicked on the pillar and snapped, but under the beautiful woman's jade legs, it was unobstructed.
Mengyou Heavenly Master felt an itch in his nose, and subconsciously reached out to touch it, but it was actually a nosebleed that had been shed! Sure enough, this woman is full of strength!
"Humph! Nasty embryo! Seeing this, the beautiful woman hurriedly retracted her legs, and with a whirling posture, the jasper hairpin stabbed at the back of the Dream Heavenly Master.
"How to blame the poor Dao!" Dream Heavenly Master shouted.
The two went back and forth, regardless of victory or defeat, and they were both a little out of breath.
Taking advantage of the gap, the Dream Shadow Heavenly Master hurriedly wiped the nosebleed.
"Girl, you have something to say." The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master hurriedly said.
"There's not much to say." The beautiful woman frowned, her chest rising and falling to adjust her breathing.
"It's just a glance on the street, and as for chasing and fighting?" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master felt that he had not offended the person in front of him.
"Humph! You don't have a good thing. The beautiful woman smiled weirdly, and shook her left hand to her face, revealing Qing'er's face.
"It turned out to be you, it's really a ghost!" Dream Heavenly Master shouted.
"Avenge Frost!" Qing'er had already adjusted, and pounced on the Mengyou Heavenly Master, who raised his foot backwards, scared Qing'er back a few steps, and then suddenly ran in the direction of Li Tianqi, he thought that the beautiful woman who had not yet appeared might threaten Li Tianqi.
The Dream Celestial Master collided head-on with another speeding man, and they fell to the slippery ground together.
"In vain!"
"Master!"
It turned out that Li Tianqi waited for a long time and didn't see the master come back, so he came to look for it, and when he heard the sound, he ran over in a hurry, but he collided with the oncoming master.
"Run!" Mengyou Tianshi was quick-eyed, pulled over a bench, and threw it at Qing'er who was rushing over, and then pulled up Li Tianqi and jumped out of the window next to him, but it was a vegetable field with dozens of tilts, and when he looked at it, there was no place to live such as haystacks or mounds, only a seemingly small dense forest in the distance. The two of them couldn't take care of it anymore, so they ran away, and after running out of dozens of zhang, Mengyou Tianshi looked back, and could vaguely see Qing'er standing at the window and glaring angrily, but he didn't chase it out again.
"Run to that dense forest again, this broad daylight, there is no cover on your body, the dignified heavenly master makes people see it, and it must not make people laugh for a lifetime." Dream Shadow Heavenly Master said as he ran.
On a hill in the small jungle, the old and the young monks were meditating and resting cross-legged.
"Master, those two again." Huiwu covered the pergola with his hands, squinting his eyes and looking at Mengyou Heavenly Master and Li Tianqi running below, "What are they going to do this time?" ”
"Wisdom. Remote sensing demonic energy should be concentrated. Master Zhikong, who was working cross-legged, stopped him, Huiwu didn't dare to speak anymore and quickly gathered his mind, and the two continued to meditate.
Mengyou Heavenly Master and Li Tianqi came to the edge of the dense forest out of breath, and after resting for a while, the two of them felt a chill, after all, both of them were naked.
At this time, the sound of gurgling water next to him caused a burst of urine from the Dream Shadow Heavenly Master, and after this delay, he forgot to spill his urine.
It turned out to be a small river on the edge of a dense forest.
"That snake demon is so embarrassed to be a teacher, hey...... Wait, boy, wait here. Come as soon as you go for the teacher," the Dream Heavenly Master turned around and came to the edge of the creek and was about to take a break.
"I want it too." Li Tianqi also followed and walked to his side.
If you don't have clothes and pants, it's easy to get trouble. Mengyou Heavenly Master looked at the not spacious surface of the river, glanced at Li Tianqi again, and suddenly laughed: "Fish like to eat earthworms the most. ”
Li Tianqi glanced at the birds in the sky, and then glanced at the master beside him, and said lightly: "Birds love to catch caterpillars. ”
Yo! This kid, his knowledge is actually a bit level, and the Dream Heavenly Master was stunned.
"Gray and white like silver ingots."
"Lao Tzu wants to buy road money."
"Give the money quickly!"
Three different men's voices came from behind them, and after the two of them finished their explanation, they turned around and saw that they were actually three young robbers who were not very old, large, medium and small.
The big man holds a stick, the middle man holds a wood knife, and the small man holds two egg-sized cobblestones on the left and right.
"I'm driving this way."
"I planted this tree."
"I want to live from now on."
"Leave the money to buy the road."
The three of them shouted at the master and apprentice one by one, and the last sentence was actually issued in unison, but it also had some momentum.
"Look at the two of us, is there still a place to hide the silver?" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master spread out his hands.
"Hey, the one on your wrist." The little man threw a cobblestone coldly, smashing it straight into the head of the Dream Celestial Master.
"You've got a good idea!" The Dream Shadow Heavenly Master avoided the cobblestone and angrily said, "Stay and buy road wealth!" You three little thieves, the Taoist is worried that he has no clothes to wear, you guys are good, send them to the door! ”
The three of them were naturally not opponents, and they were knocked down by Mengyou Heavenly Master in two or three clicks, and after changing into their clothes, Mengyou Heavenly Master and Li Tianqi felt a lot warmer.
"Get out of here!"
The three of them cried out in distress and ran towards the town.
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