Chapter 31: Volunteer Activities (4)
Sure enough, after looking at the blood on my head and my sad eyes, my expression was a little relaxed, and just when I was proud of my acting skills, a bad voice came out, this is simply a halfway way to bite the gold, I saw Hu Jiaer asked in a playful tone {Oh, Wu Xiaotian, it seems that your bed is very high, otherwise how could you break your head!} Rub, seeing that it is about to succeed, Hu Jiaer came over to make trouble, what are you doing!
And after Hu Jia'er finished saying this, I saw the chairman looking at me, and there was a look of doubt in his eyes. www.biquge.info I understand that if I don't make up a reasonable excuse at this time, then I will definitely die a miserable death, I glared at Hu Jiaer, an eventful guy, this guy doesn't know what is called a curse, what good is it for her to do such a thing that hurts others and herself, bastard!
Hu Jia'er, that guy also seemed to feel my eyes, after all, her more and more smug eyes made me look more determined, and I wanted to beat her up, but after thinking about the disparity in force between me and her, I think I can only think silently in my heart, how can I cultivate a woman, why is it so powerful, this is against the rules of the world, but fortunately, I have met Hu Jia'er at present, a guy who is more powerful than a man, if there are more, then I guess I will have doubts about the world I am in!
No~~No~~ Now is not the time to think about this, hurry up and think of an excuse to fool the past is the main task at the moment, and suddenly I have an idea, although it's not a good idea, but now I can't control those, so I have to use the dead horse as a live horse doctor.
I stood up, looked at the president calmly, and said: {That's because I have my muscle-building equipment under the bed, and my head is just banging!} To be honest, this reason is very reluctant, I don't believe it, but now I can't help it, who let Hu Jiaer's cheating guy disrupt my plan, so I can only do this, I'll fool the past first!
But what I didn't expect was that the president looked at the stammering wound on my head and nodded contemplatively and said {Well, it's true that this thing can be done by you stupid person, since that's the case, then I'll be merciful and let you go~~~ I will treat this morning's incident as if I didn't send it~~Hahaha~~~ I'm really magnanimous! I was shocked to see the president's smug look, I didn't expect the president to really believe it! I really believe this lie that can be seen through at a glance!
If I don't believe that the president didn't see through this simple lie, then there is only one answer that can explain the reason, that is, the president knows that this is a lie, and instead of exposing me, he will forgive me.
What does this mean, this shows that the president doesn't want me to make a fool of myself in public, that is to say, the president begins to maintain his dignity, so it can be concluded that the president began to subconsciously regard me as her boyfriend, yes, that's it, it must be like this, yes, the president has already regarded me as her boyfriend in her heart, so she will maintain my dignity like this!
Well, it makes sense that it doesn't make sense!
Just when I was daydreaming and indulging in my own fantasies, I saw Hu Jiaer smirking and looking at me with provocative eyes, seeing this, my eyelids twitched, this guy won't do anything again, you know, those are just my delusions, bastard! The president must have seen me pitiful, so he didn't go deeper, and if Hu Jia'er came to make trouble for me again, then the president would definitely know that I made all this up, but I can't imagine the scene later, ah~~~~~
I took advantage of the fact that he was unprepared and hurriedly opened my mouth to the president and asked, {President, what the hell are you calling us here for!} Seeing me like this, Hu Jia'er showed a look of pity and didn't step forward to speak again, seeing this, I hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief, if she came over to smash the field again, then I think I can only choose the way of suicide!
But thankfully, Hu Jiaer still left me a way to live and didn't push me to a dead end.
On the other side, after listening to my words, the president reluctantly patted his forehead and said: {Forget it, I'm too lazy to care, you first put the mess you are carrying back to the student union, and by the way, wipe the blood off your head, if others see it, they still think we are a terrorist organization!} }
Hearing this, I stood in a standard military posture and saluted and said {yessir~~} After saying that, I trotted towards the student union, but halfway through, I accidentally stepped on my own shoelaces, so I came directly to the flat ground and fell to the ground, I hurriedly stood up, without saying a word, and ran out at a faster speed, because I could already vaguely hear the whispers of the three guys behind me, bastard!
After completing the task, I returned to the army with a flushed face, but at this time, the president handed me a garbage bag and a garbage clip, and as a result, I felt that there was something wrong with two things!
Sure enough, when the president saw me take it, he smiled and said: {Our job is to act as volunteers and clean up all the garbage in the streets near the school!} I heard that there were a lot of black lines on my head, what the hell? Pick up trash! What an international joke to waste my precious Saturday time for something like this!
I stuffed the garbage clip and garbage bag back into the president's hand with a blank face, and then turned around and ran without saying a word, but the others seemed to have expected me to do this, Mo Canglan and Hu Jia'er clamped me back one left and one right, and I was dragged by the two of them while shouting{Ahhh If you don't stay home on Saturday, why do you have to pick up the trash! If you are full of love, you will pick it up yourself, why do you want to pull me along~My Saturday~~~My rest time~~~ You two bastards just let go of me, my Saturday has been wasted by you for hours, rounding up is a day, you let go of me quickly, don't you know the saying that time is money! }
No matter how hard I struggled, these two guys dragged me to the president as if they were stone men, and I swallowed a mouthful of saliva when I looked at the gloomy president, and the two bastards let me go in time, and without saying a word, they ran aside and hid far away, saying that they were determined not to be involved in this matter.
And I vaguely heard the two of them whispering about how I would be solved by the president, as the saying goes, adversity sees the truth, these two pit goods not only did not help me when I was in crisis, but fell into the well, and I couldn't help but cry when I thought of this, I was really blind to believe them, bastard!