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"My mom has a friend who is a university professor, you know, my mom is a good communicator, and she has friends all over the world. As for this professor, surnamed Wang, I will call her Aunt Wang. Aunt Wang has a son, who has been idle since he was a child, and now he is in his 30s and still lives at home, which makes Aunt Wang's family sad.

Later, Aunt Wang found my mother and said that my mother has a big circle of friends and knows a lot of people, and she wants to help her son introduce a job, not too high-end, generally he can do it. My mother thought about it and introduced her to her own securities company as a security guard.

At the beginning, his son was always hanging on his son and couldn't come when he was in love, so that their foreman came to my mother at every turn, saying that he had invited an uncle to come, either he would do it, or let someone take him home. My mother was very embarrassed and embarrassed, and planned to talk to Aunt Wang, and then persuade his son, so that he could at least attend normal work every day, and he would have an explanation on both sides. As a result, my mom took on a project later, and when she got busy again, she forgot about it.

Suddenly, one day, the foreman came to my mother again. My mom suddenly remembered what had happened before, slapped her head, and was ready to apologize. As a result, the foreman said that the kid is very honest now, he comes to work early every day, and takes the initiative to apply for overtime, the first to come, the last to go, and never complains about going out to the field (the so-called field service, that is, patrolling various points in the building), and his performance is very good, and he wants to praise my mother for her ability. My mother was overjoyed, but she didn't expect that it would take no time to say a word, and the matter would be solved, so everyone was happy and didn't ask again.

But two months later, Aunt Wang came to our house crying. My mother was shocked and asked her what had happened, and Aunt Wang told her about the strange things that happened to his son recently.

Aunt Wang said that she was very happy that her son was concentrating on work, but she was very distressed when her son went out early and returned late every day, so she thought about replacing her son with a set of high-end four-piece bed sets, so that her son could come back every day and sleep well, and then go to work energetically. So on this day, Aunt Wang took the newly bought four-piece set into her son's room, and when she opened the door, she felt a peculiar smell. Aunt Wang lifted the quilt and was almost knocked over by the pungent smell. When I looked closely, I saw that the sheets were full of white goo. After all, it's someone who has come over, Aunt Wang got a little foreign object and twisted it, smelled it, and knew that this is a man's *** However, such a big pool, almost covering the entire bed, is simply terrifying.

Is it that the son has been single for too long and secretly solves his personal problems behind his back? Or is there something wrong with the body? Aunt Wang summed it up with her wife and decided to find a time to ask her son clearly.

Anyway, on this day, my son didn't come back from work until 11 o'clock in the evening, and Aunt Wang and her wife were anxiously sitting on the sofa waiting for him. Seeing her son, Aunt Wang couldn't wait to throw out the questions, and she was worried that her son was older, and these questions would be difficult to ask, so she asked carefully. Who knew that the son was furious and scolded his mother for being dry in their private life. Aunt Wang, this is strange, her son has been unable to start a family for so many years, because he has no job, and this has always been a big trouble for the old couple, but now, the son keeps saying that he has married a wife and married in the church, and now the two are living a sweet little life so that Aunt Wang should not bother.

Now Aunt Wang and her wife are really panicked, and they have a nervous disorder at work. So he asked for leave from the unit and forced his son to see a psychiatrist. My son was locked up in a mental hospital for more than half a month, and he didn't get better, but he became more stupid because of the medicine. It was not a solution to be hospitalized all the time, so the old couple discussed and took their son home again. But on the first night home, it happened again. The smell coming from my son's room was enough to make people overwhelm the river, and the amount was more than before. Overnight, the son's haggard description withered.

When such a thing happened, the son refused to go to the hospital, and the old couple had no place to say, so they ran away to consult ******** symptoms. After listening to Aunt Wang's explanation, the doctor was very surprised, and felt that this matter was probably 'not that simple', so he claimed that he knew a master 'Master Tang', and his yin and yang eyes could see through the evil spirits of the world, so let them try it.

Aunt Wang's family is also an intellectual family, so she naturally thinks this suggestion is too absurd. However, seeing that their son's medical treatment was ineffective, the anxious old couple finally had to rush to the doctor, and decided to give him a try.

Later, I met this Master Tang, and after listening to the description of the process, Master Tang decided to go to the place where Aunt Wang's son worked, that is, my mother's unit, to do some research to understand the situation. However, the security room of the securities company is not something that anyone can check if they want to, and this is why Aunt Wang cried and came to my mother at the beginning.

When my mother heard this, of course she had to help. It was indeed a loss of face to say such a thing, so my mother bought some good cigarettes and wine for the security foreman and a small security guard, sent them away, and led Aunt Wang, her wife, and Master Tang to the security monitoring room.

Master Tang looked around and asked my mother to call up the surveillance video of the last two months. Fortunately, my mother is familiar with the security guards, and some time ago, in order to find the lost wallet, she came to the security room to ask someone to adjust the surveillance, so it was not easy to operate, and the record was quickly found.

After watching a lot of meaningless videos, everyone finally locked on to a video of an infrequently used elevator hall at the back of the building. I saw Aunt Wang's son enter the elevator, as if he had met someone, and then leaned against the elevator door and began to talk to the air. As soon as he said it, he actually said it for an hour, and finally made a gesture of kissing and hugging.

Aunt Wang watched the video, sad and couldn't help herself, it turned out that her son was really evil. Master Wang pinched his fingers at this time and shouted that it was not good, saying that the female ghost would come to take Aunt Wang's son away tonight and let everyone go home as soon as possible.

Everyone was shocked and hurriedly drove home. When I got downstairs, I saw a middle-aged man standing on the balcony of Aunt Wang's house, climbing the edge of the balcony and trying to jump down. There was already a circle of spectators downstairs. Aunt Wang fainted immediately, and my mother and Aunt Wang's wife rushed upstairs, and just as Aunt Wang's son was about to jump off, they grabbed him.

Master Tang came from behind, and immediately pasted a yellow talisman on the head of Aunt Wang's son, and spurted a mouthful of dog blood at his face, and Aunt Wang's son really stopped struggling and fainted.

When I woke up again, Aunt Wang's son had returned to normal, but he didn't have any memory of what happened before, and he didn't know anything about it. After his body recovered, he was still hanging on to his son, but Aunt Wang didn't dare to let him go to work anymore, so she let him sway and gnaw at the old age, and kept him. ”

With such a long story, Youyou finally finished it in one go, and Chang Chang breathed a sigh of relief, raised his eyes and asked me, "God or not?" ”

"I listened nervously and excitingly, but at the end, how do I feel that it is more like a farce performed by Aunt Wang's uncompetitive son and others together? In order not to go to work, you can continue to rely on the old couple's house to eat and drink for nothing as a parasite? I answered truthfully.

"Hmm...... In this way, it seems that there is something like that......" Yuyu rubbed his chin noncommittally.

"Hey, things in the world are difficult to distinguish between true and false, not to mention the complexity of people's hearts, which is even more difficult to guess. Therefore, it is not easy for people to live. "I felt some sorrow inexplicably.

Youyou looked at me, and didn't know what to say for a while, so the two of them drank silently without making a sound. Fortunately, after being separated for so long, Yuyou and I are still not separated, and even if it is relatively speechless, it will not be embarrassing.

"Why don't you ......" After a while, Yu Yu broke the silence, "I will introduce you to a classmate of my graduate school who studied psychology to you, he majored in abnormal psychology, and he happened to have recently returned to China, in S City, or I will introduce you to you, maybe it will help you." ”

I raised my head and saw her take out a business card from her bag, and before she could hand it over, I grabbed a pack of tissues on the table and smashed it "hard": "Fuck you, you're perverted!" ”

Youyou obviously didn't realize that I would be so excited when I heard the word "perverted", and was stunned by the "smash", and shouted angrily after a while: "Why don't you read more books, is 'perverted psychology' scolding you for being perverted?" Can you understand it clearly and then go crazy? ”

Seeing that Youyou taught Zhen'er, I softened: "Yes, I have no education, I didn't graduate from elementary school, right?" I'm illiterate, how can I compare with our female medical master's degree who returned from studying abroad. Right? I turned my head and looked at her, grimacing at her.

"Okay, okay, don't give me a hippie smile, I can't compare to you when I get a postdoc." Twisting his neck in a quiet and clear manner, he looked speechless at me. Well, this is also very quiet, obviously she has been more good at playing tricks since she was a child, and she will die begging for nothing, my kung fu is also worshiped by her as a teacher and inherited by her, and only when I meet her, I can only take it out, how can I be dominated by her?

"Then what do you think, do you want to know me as a classmate? Still super handsome! You put your business card on your fingertips and asked me over her shoulder.

"Hey......," I sighed deeply, "you might as well introduce me to that Uncle Tang." ”

"What? ......" Yuyu's eyes widened in disbelief.

I think, Youyou probably can't understand even if you want to break your head, between the "master of the magic stick" and the "top student of psychology", between "feudal superstition" and "advanced science", how could I, a progressive young man who has always believed in himself "born under the red flag and grew up in New China", choose the former. In fact, if in the past, this choice was placed on others, I probably couldn't understand it at all. Now, however, after all that has happened, I prefer to believe that I am being affected by an "indescribable unknown force" rather than having some mental illness, after all, no one wants to be "sick".

We chatted about some more things, and Manji's father called and asked when I would be back, and I said it was almost time, so I hung up. Youyou stood up, straightened her clothes, and said, "Let's go, let's go back." I'll help you contact Uncle Tang to make an appointment. ”

I nodded silently.

Suddenly, Yuyu hugged me, choked up, and said, "Ono, you must not be fine." ”

I was a little embarrassed, and finally I couldn't help but cry, hehe, it seems that I don't know her well enough, in fact, she knows me better than I thought.