Chapter 107: The words of the Yumen Pass are whispered
"The long wind is tens of thousands of miles, blowing through the Yumen Pass. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"As the gateway to the Central Plains and the Western Regions, it's really not an ordinary prosperity, look, this is the camel you were clamoring to sit on at that time!"
A month later, outside the Yumen Pass, Dongfang Xiaoshu held the small hand of the first year of junior high school, pointed to a square city and said with a sigh.
By the way, he also pointed to the camel caravan carrying goods in and out of the city.
"The first two sentences were written by a very famous pervert in your hometown?"
"It's really an exaggeration, but Li Da pervert is still a little talented, otherwise there are so many women who like him!"
Chu Yi saw the camel now, but he had no interest in riding, but showed a strong interest in Li Da pervert.
I don't know if it's referring to Sang scolding Huai, or something else, anyway, it's still quite harsh to listen to the ears of Dongfang Xiaoshu.
"Hey, grandma's, I've been deceived for more than 30 years, those big liars in my hometown, I curse you to have children without assholes, and you either burp or fart every day!"
"Education, you can't trust the textbooks!"
"Li Da pervert, and other perverts are obviously from the Western Regions, but they educate us to say that they are Han Chinese;"
"The huge Li family is a native of the Western Regions, and the Western Regions is their roots!"
"After the outbreak, he moved into the Central Plains, and finally unified the world, and set the capital of Chang'an City;"
"No matter how you package it, you can't hide the fact that you were born in the Western Regions!"
"It's really sad, the only era of grand events that can be blown up is under the rule of ethnic minorities, and the Central Plains people are really cheap!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, and the swear words began to count the sanctimonious educators in his hometown, as if he had a lot of hatred.
And its real purpose is to divert the topic of the first year of junior high school and not let yourself be on the cusp.
"Brother Xiaoshu, you should also learn from Li Da pervert, obviously lustful, but his talent is even better!"
"In the end, he ended up with a reputation of being a talented and beautiful woman, and Gao is really high!"
Chu Yi was unexpectedly unusual, but the object of his slander rose up, making Dongfang Xiaoshu not know how to take this stubble for a while.
Although I was pinched along the way, it was more comfortable not to pinch it.
"Brother Xiaoshu, now that we have money, how many wives are you going to marry?"
Chu Yi asked Dongfang Xiaoshu in a leaping way, and he didn't know what she had in her head.
It's been a special anomaly lately, and Dongfang Xiaoshu thinks it may be because it's getting closer and closer to that day.
"No matter who you marry, if you don't nod on the first day of junior high school, Dongfang Xiaoshu won't marry!"
"As long as you don't see the first day of junior high school for a day, Dongfang Xiaoshu won't marry!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu said very formally, and the hand holding Chu Yi was also tight, and there was a firmness in his eyes, just like the firmness that he had escaped from this jade gate with Chu Yi in his arms.
"Okay, you've passed!"
"Although men become bad as soon as they are rich, we can't go hungry and eat without food, Brother Xiaoshu!"
"Our standard is at least what kind of saint-level maiden-level bedchamber, Jinhua-level foot washing, and the worst should be found according to the standard of the great shopkeeper!"
Chu Yi exhaled with relief when he heard Dongfang Xiaoshu's words, his big black eyes narrowed into a thin moon, and he smiled and said something that made Dongfang Xiaoshu's heart tremble.
"The turtle king eight mung beans, you are a girl on the first day of junior high school, you have to let Brother Rang not marry you and say it directly!"
"The great shopkeeper is at the level of a saint, and the golden flower dominates her as a maid!"
"If my brother really can't go to that place, won't you let my brother fight a bachelor for the rest of his life?"
"What kind of fairy is not full of women, it's just nonsense, what about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and countless juniors?"
"You're so ruthless!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu's original incomparable formality and firmness collapsed instantly, with crying, grievances, and Chu Yi said the truth from his heart and lungs, looking pitiful.
However, Dongfang Xiaoshu forgot the most important point: "The most taboo thing to talk about women with women is to talk the truth from the heart and lungs." ”
"Brother Xiaoshu, it's really useless!"
"Marrying a wife is not about bouncing and playing with mud, just find a snot baby and you can play together;"
"Marrying a wife is a big deal, a lifelong thing, you must be cautious!"
"The reason why there is a high level is that you can be motivated and see me earlier!"
"But don't worry, I will marry you on the first day of junior high school, how can I let you be a bachelor for the rest of your life!"
Chu Yi surprisingly told the philosophy that Dongfang Xiaoshu admired from her small mouth, I really don't know what her head is filled with melon seeds, and finally she didn't forget to ridicule Dongfang Xiaoshu, revealing a mouthful of white teeth.
Maybe this is the sublimation after following him for a long time, Dongfang Xiaoshu thinks of stinky fart.
"Hahaha...... my family has grown up in the first year of junior high school, rest assured, for the words of the first year of junior high school, the standard of the shopkeeper is not high!"
"Those who are not willing to wash my feet will not be considered, this is the minimum standard."
"But, but I often wash your feet, and you can't get to the grass when you get there!"
"If you suddenly have one more fingertip to marry, and I'm not there, you won't just give in, right?"
Dongfang Xiaoshu straightened his sword-like waist and said proudly, showing his very manly side, and suddenly his figure was extremely tall at first glance.
However, the tone of the latter changed, and he said his worries, his concerns, and more worries and worries.
"Brother Xiaoshu doesn't often say that men and women are equal, not to mention that I often wash your feet, and when my sister marries a man, she comes according to your standards!"
Chu Yi giggled with his small mouth, and even raised his hand to pat Dongfang Xiaoshu's back as a sign of comfort after speaking.
"It's over, it's over, according to my brother's standards, you won't be able to marry a man in this life!"
"Brother is absolutely unique in heaven and earth, avant-garde in thought, conservative in body, and most importantly, brother never looks down on women!"
"Thinking that men and women are equal, this is the crystallization of thousands of years of wisdom, and my standards are really, too high!"
Dongfang Xiaoshu suddenly came to confidence, opened his cheeks, and said endlessly.
commented on his merits like a great man, and finally praised himself happily, and even stretched out his thumb like the first one.
Chu Yi listened quietly, and when Dongfang Xiaoshu finished speaking, he surprisingly did not continue to refute, but really lowered his head and was silent for a while, falling into deep thought.