The first one brings the rhythm to the comments. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Come, strong man, this bowl of aunt!"

This text comment is not a matter at all, Jiang Ru can laugh it off, but the annoying thing is that now WeChat comments have a picture function, and there is a P picture under this comment, the picture is the pot he just cooked noodles, but the things in the pot have changed, and they have been P into a crimson aunt.

This picture was disgusting when he thought about it, and he almost vomited what he had eaten before.

The person who posted this comment was his college roommate, Li Yi, the fourth child in the dormitory.

In Jiang Ru's opinion, as the eldest in the 211 dormitory, this kid doesn't know anything about "brother and brother", and he jokes about the other three people in their dormitory when he has nothing to do, of course, every time he ends up being ruthlessly suppressed and "executed" by the eldest brothers.

Now this kid provokes himself again, but Jiang Ru can't beat him, which makes him a little depressed.

The second comment was made by the boss of his dormitory, the boss is called Lin Aihua, a name with the characteristics of the times.

Because he is the boss in the dormitory and has such a personality, he got the great and glorious nickname of "Brother Patriot".

Brother Aiguo is really patriotic, he sings the national anthem every day before going to bed, salutes in the direction of the capital, and then goes to bed.

In addition, he also has a great goal, which is to become a military power, and strive to bring the east. Beijing has developed into a city in Huaxia, and the other three people in the 211 dormitory have expressed great support for this goal.

Brother Aiguo's comments below Jiang Ru's dynamics are still quite decent.

"Strong man, dry this bowl of patriotic soup."

The picture below is also P, but it is a "patriotic" brand trademark on the pot, well, this trademark is his portrait, he is so upright.

The next comment is more cheap.

"Strong man, dry this pot of Meng Po soup."

"Strong man, dry this pot of aphrodisiac water."

"Strong man, this pot of rat poison."

"Strong man, this pot of explosives."

……

Looking at these undisciplined comments, as well as the scum diagram that broke through the moral bottom line, Jiang Ru deeply realized that he was careless in making friends, and these animals were too shameless.

His mother is a resident in the comment area, and she must have seen these things just now, so it's no wonder she was in such a hurry to call herself just now.

Jiang Ru touched his chin and muttered to himself: "It seems that it is time to rectify this bad atmosphere in the circle of friends." ”

"When the time comes, we must teach this group of animals a profound lesson."

This kind of thing is not in a hurry, it has to be done slowly.

He smiled coldly, "Hmph, you'd better not post things in the circle of friends, otherwise you will suffer at that time." ”

Thinking of how to rectify these people in the future, Jiang Ru came to his senses, and his anger slowly subsided.

In this way, Jiang Ru stripped naked and planned in the quilt for half an hour, and finally fell asleep unconsciously.

……

When I woke up, it was already sunny outside, and I could still hear the chirping of birds.

Ahhh~

Jiang Ru stretched his waist and washed up.

Once everything was cleaned up, he thought about yesterday's system.

"I don't know if the money has been transferred now, so I'll go out and change my equipment in a while."

While thinking about it, I took out my mobile phone and saw that there was indeed an unread message in the message notification, and I clicked on it to see that 10,000 yuan had arrived.

I have food in my hand, and I don't panic in my heart.

Now Jiang Ru feels that his heart is very sufficient, and he plans to go down for a meal first.

People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and now Jiang Ru has long since lost the decadence of the previous few days, refreshed and vibrant, and greeted those aunts who got up early to walk along the way, and most of the aunts replied enthusiastically.

However, after Jiang Ru left, those aunts began to chew the root of his tongue.

"Isn't this Xiao Jiang? I remember that I was unemployed a few days ago, and I was going to die or live, how is it normal now? ”

"I don't know about this, maybe I want to open it."

"Want to open it? I think eighty percent of them have been hit and stupidized their brains. ”

"That's right, you see him smiling like that, it's the same as having a dog's illness, it's not normal to look at it."

……

Jiang Ru walked a few steps and his face was black, his physique had reached 8 o'clock, his hearing was beyond ordinary people, and his aunt's words all came into his ears.

"Damn, didn't I just be more emaciated a few days ago, where to die and live."

"Also, you've just made your brain stupid, your whole family has made your brain stupid."

Jiang Ru gritted his teeth, he didn't expect that he finally said hello, and was so arranged by these people, it was unbearable or unbearable, and the uncle and aunt couldn't bear it.

Of course, these people are Chinese aunts with explosive quarreling abilities, Jiang Ru doesn't dare to provoke them now, and he will slowly retaliate later.

He thought maliciously: "Do you want to cut the power cord of their stereo while they are square dancing?" ”

As soon as Jiang Ru came up with this thought, a deep voice suddenly sounded in his mind.

"Ding, it has been detected that the host is not popular in the community, and now start a random task.

Random Mission: Make a good connection.

This task is limited to one week, and the host will do more good deeds in the community during the week, leaving a good impression on everyone, so that at least five community residents will have a favorable opinion of you to 50, and the completion of the task will reward 5 points of experience and a chance to draw a lottery. Failure penalty is 1 XP. (Note: How can a future god not have a good neighborhood relationship.) ）”

"Ding, turn on the permission to view the favorability of community members, and the permission is limited to one week."

As the sound of the system fell, Jiang Ru had some more knowledge about favorability in his mind.

Opinion is divided into five phases from 0 to 100.

Generally speaking, the favorability of parents, lovers, and children is 80+, the favorability of friends, relatives, siblings, and lovers is 60-79, the favorability of roommates, distant relatives, and friends is 40-59, the favorability of colleagues and classmates is 20-39, and those below 20 are passers-by.

Most of the people in the community should have a favorable opinion of him below 20.

From passerby to friend, this task is a bit difficult, and the lottery opportunity given in the reward is not practical, because now his lottery privileges are locked by the system for a month, and even if he gets this opportunity, he can't use it.

But fortunately, if this task is completed, there will be a 5 experience point reward, which is not bad, for these Jiang Ru plans to do this task.

Thinking of the time when the task was released, Jiang Ru's thoughts were fluttering, and he summoned the system: "How are the systems and random tasks triggered?" ”

"Host, after the system and you are fused, you can check your memory, know your past experience, analyze your general personality, and can feel the host's emotional fluctuations, if external conditions cause large fluctuations in the host's emotions, the system will judge according to your fluctuations at that time, and the system will issue random tasks for you."

The system gives a rough explanation of why the task is triggered.

After understanding this, Jiang Ru no longer cared about this, but strode forward to solve the breakfast problem.

Of course, a meal is more important now, and as for improving the favorability, this is not in a hurry, you have to take your time.

Five minutes later, Jiang Ru walked to the place where he used to come for breakfast, and smiled bitterly after looking around.

I'm afraid I'll have to wait a while for breakfast today.