Twenty-sixth: Mimosas are not shy (4)
When I heard the president's words, I touched my nose, and the bright red color came into view, so I hurriedly covered my nose and said to the president with a smile, "It's okay, it's okay, it's just that my nose bleeds!"
After hearing what I said, the president glared at me and said, "It's all bleeding, it's okay!"
After saying that, the president took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to me, and said: {Hurry up and block it with a handkerchief!} This is also my responsibility! }
Seeing this, I hurriedly waved my hand and said {No, no, the president really doesn't need it, it's just a simple nosebleed, just wait for me to find a paper and stuff it in!} }
When the president heard this, he glared at me angrily and said, {What is a simple nosebleed, look at your current appearance, let's stop the blood from flowing out!} }
{It's okay to grow~~~~} Before I finished speaking, the blood in my nose kept flowing out like a hemorrhage, so I had to cover my nose and tilt my head. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing this, the president hurriedly stood up and came to my side, picked up a handkerchief, and tried to wipe my nosebleed, but I hurriedly dodged.
Seeing this, the president glared at me angrily and said: {Wu Xiaotian, what are you going to do, hurry up and plug your nose!} }
I tilted my head in embarrassment and didn't know how to explain it, I can't say that I was shy for fear of receiving the president's handkerchief, if I did, I would be laughed to death by those two who saw the joke!
Just when heaven and man were at war in my heart, Hu Jia'er, who was watching the excitement on the sidelines, said with a smile {Hey, I didn't expect you to confess to Wanying every day so innocent, you were even embarrassed to accept Wanying's handkerchief, it's really cowardly!} Although this is true, it is really good to say it so openly!
After listening to Hu Jia'er's words, the president's face turned red first, and then glared at Hu Jia'er fiercely, told her to shut up, and then shyly handed me the handkerchief and said: {I am also responsible for your nosebleed, this handkerchief will be given to you, you quickly block your nose!} }
Seeing the president like this, I was embarrassed to refuse again, so I had to use my right hand stained with nosebleeds to take the handkerchief, the president saw me like this, bent down and carefully wiped the blood near my nose, and I was also stunned by the president's sudden action, the whole process was stiff, I don't know what to do, the president blushed and wiped the nosebleed, then stuffed the handkerchief into my bleeding nostrils, and after doing this series of actions, he hurriedly blushed and explained: {This~~This~~It's just that it's not convenient to help you!} }
I wiped, looked at the red-faced president, I felt that I couldn't bear it, and the nosebleeds that had just been relieved began to move again, and I quickly stood up and said {Sorry, I'll go out first!} After saying that, I hurriedly rushed out for fear that the nosebleed would come out again!
Rushing into the toilet, I hurriedly washed my hands with cold water, and then poured cold water to calm myself down, looking at myself in the mirror, I smiled, after all, I received the president's handkerchief and care, ah, I can't think about it, and then I think of the president's shy look, I guess the nosebleed I just stopped will explode again, patted my cheek to calm down, and then I hurriedly turned around and left the toilet.
As soon as I walked into the student union, I was grabbed by the president, and then she slammed me on the chair, and when I was confused, I didn't know what was going on, and the president blushed and said: {Now~~Now~~ Can you tell me why you bought this pot of mimosa! I smiled helplessly at the red-faced president, I didn't expect that after so many turmoil, the president would still be thinking about this matter, to be honest, if the president hadn't asked me, I probably wouldn't have remembered, after all, what happened this will be too impactful, my brain seems to have been short-circuited!
After my brain was buffered, I looked at the president and smiled with interest {Oh, president, since you sincerely asked, then I will be merciful to tell you!} Before I finished speaking, I saw a book fly out of my head, I swallowed my saliva, and looked at the president stiffly, and at the same time, Mo Canglan, who had just woken up, found a book flying towards him the moment he opened his eyes, and he couldn't dodge, and he fainted violently!
I'm going, what's wrong with the president now, it's too violent to still write without a word, should I get rid of all the books in the student union when I turn around, otherwise my personal safety will not be guaranteed!
Just when I began to think about the insurance I should buy, the chairman said in a gloomy tone: {Wu Xiaotian, do you want to continue to try the power of "knowledge"!} }
Hearing this, I got goosebumps and hurriedly said with a shy face {President, President, relaxing, just a little joke, as for the reason why I bought mimosa, it is actually very simple, the eye is on the one hand, and the other aspect is that I read a sentence in my space dynamics and thought it was fun, so I bought this pot of mimosa! }
Hearing this, the president asked curiously, {Oh, what is it!} }
When I heard the president's inquiry, I smiled and said {That is, why is the mimosa not shy, it is because it is shameless!} Ha~Ha~~Ha~~Ha~~Ha~~President ~~~Funny! }
But when I looked at the president, I found that the other party was not laughing as I had imagined, but I thought that the way she looked at me seemed to be full of pity!? Just when I was confused, Hu Jiaer walked over, patted me on the shoulder, sighed, and said: {Wu Xiaotian, what era are you!} }
{Hm~~~ Modern people! }
After hearing my words, the president looked at me with pity, yes, this is definitely a look of pity, this look is afraid that others will not know, and it is more dazzling than writing words on your face {hey~~ I suspect that you are telling me a cold joke, do you know that this is outdated, I estimate that this was only popular five or six years ago! After that, the president looked at me with pity!
I can't refute this, it seems that I am really outdated, the joke of five or six years ago was used as a joke by me, it seems that I am the real joke, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Just when I was full of embarrassment, the president looked at me and sighed and said{Didn't you say that the summary of this half day is just a one-sentence thing, isn't it that you think this mimosa that will not be shy~~very~~ is it very distinctive~~ As for saying it for so long! }
Hearing this, I felt that my self-esteem had been hurt by tens of thousands of tons, hiding in the corner, and kept poking each other with my other two index fingers, it was really embarrassing to throw it to my grandmother's house, what a shame, no, there is a crack in the ground, I want to get in, woo woo woo ~ ~ ~ I want to go home, I don't want to stay here, it's really embarrassing!