Should it be fate? Or is it unfortunate?

Iruka sighed, the solemn warning of the three generations not long ago came to mind, and then looked at the Uchiha String Moon in front of him, and suddenly his heart was like ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping by. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Why is reality always so fucked up?!

"What's the fuss? Don't you remember me? ”

When she came back to her senses, String Moon was already standing in front of Iruka, with one hand on her waist, looking at Iruka with a good expression, she seemed to have read a book on how to show the charm of a woman, at this time her action just showed her proud figure perfectly, but it was a pity that the man in front of her was warned by the three generations of Hokage, and what she saw when she looked at her was not a beautiful girl, but a troublemaker with infinite power.

"What should I say? That's it...... Alas~ I'm really unlucky. ”

"What kind of person are you to see other people's reactions."

If you can't dodge, then you can only face it, although you promised that the three generations will not approach the Uchiha String Moon, but now it's not him who takes the initiative to approach, but String Moon herself came to the door, you can't pretend not to see her, right? Anyway, even if the three generations blame, he has a reason to explain.

Iruka raised the dead fish's eyes, looking like she was negative, and said weakly:

"And then, what are you looking for me for? We'd better talk as we go, or you might as well find someone else. ”

"Your attitude towards people is really peculiar enough, anyway, I haven't seen your way of talking, is it some kind of new trend?"

Xianyue continued to talk to Iruka very familiarly, as if she had no intention of leaving for a while, seeing this, Iruka suddenly glared at her angrily, and said with disgust:

"You're trendy, if you're not satisfied with the way I speak, don't talk to me, you're a coquettish woman who wears pure underwear, likes mirrors, likes boundless narcissism, and has such a nasty body here to solicit customers?"

"Wind ...... Coquettish?! Soliciting?! How dare you say, you scar man who peeps under other people's skirts, a dead pervert! ”

String Moon looked directly at Iruka's dead fish eyes with a garbage look, and when he heard that he had inexplicably added two nicknames, Iruka suddenly twitched the corners of his eyes, and said dissatisfiedly:

"Hey, Scar Man, I'll admit it, after all, it's my personality, but what's the deal with peeping under other people's skirts and dead perverts? Whose upskirt did I peep on? Who am I eroding? ”

"How do you know what style I'm wearing without peeping?"

"Please, wasn't it for people to see you lying there on your back last night? So that's not what I call peeking, it's called appreciating openly. ”

"Talent...... There is no four-up-and-eight forks! ”

String Moon's momentum is much weaker, after all, it was indeed her gaffe last night, no wonder Iruka, but the so-called unreasonable is a woman's prerogative, even if she knows that Iruka is right, String Moon still crosses her waist with her hands and looks directly at Iruka's dead fish eyes, trying to defeat him with her eyes, but this is useless.

Iruka looked at her with contempt, the corners of her mouth hooked slightly, revealing a hint of disdain:

"Be reasonable, it's a bastard if you don't take advantage of it, as long as you dare to show it, I dare to see it."

"Who...... Who will show it! ”

"Who knows, this is the world where there will be stupid women lying flat on the hillside in the middle of the night, waiting to be teased, even if a stripper pops up, it's not surprising."

"Give me enough time, don't go any further, and I'm not a coquettish woman, let alone a stripper!"

"Then don't call me a dead pervert or anything, I'm obviously a decent gentleman."

"What kind of decent gentleman is a guy who judges women?"

Neither of them noticed that it was only the second time they met, but for some reason there was no strangeness in the conversation, but it was like a long-time acquaintance, although it was a rival rhetoric, but it inadvertently narrowed the distance between the two.

The development of events always deviates from people's expectations, and Iruka, who originally wanted to deal with the first moon casually, unconsciously began to take the initiative to talk, and he suddenly found that when he was arguing with the first moon, he actually felt a trace of relief in his heart, because the troubles caused by the repulsion of the two chakras also dissipated a lot.

"Then again, I have to thank you for coming, even though this list is not very important."

Iruka said as if she had suddenly remembered something.

"Insincere, are you thanking others for what it should be? And your last sentence is redundant. ”

"Don't you think you're super sad about that kind of detail?"

"I think I'll be even sadder if I don't pay attention."

Iruka shrugged her shoulders, undeniable about it, and at this moment, a light female voice suddenly came from behind the two:

"I've finally found you, String Moon, the captain is right, you'll hang out here as soon as you're fine."

The person who came was a girl wearing a black suit, revealing a pair of white arms, with long black hair, and combed into a medium hairstyle, it seemed that because she was running too fast, a trace of fine sweat oozed from her delicate face, but this did not affect her beauty, but set off a unique temperament.

Although it's a little worse than Uchiha Tsuzuki~

Iruka didn't know why he suddenly subconsciously compared the two, and the result was naturally that Uchiha String Moon won, no way, how powerful the law of gravitational force is, String Moon's silhouette is so foul that it is unreasonable, and with Iruka's willpower, it is not easy to look away, not to mention the man who often hits a pole on the side of the road or is taught by his female companion next to him.

Choruka didn't notice that Iruka's gaze lingered on an extremely seductive part of her body for less than a second, and said to the girl who rushed over with some confusion, "What's wrong?" Izumi, is there anything you want me to do? ”

"It's not me, it's the captain, about ......" The girl named Izumi suddenly noticed Iruka on the side, stopped the topic immediately, and said, "That...... The captain has something to explain, so please go back with me. ”

At this time, if Iruka hadn't realized that his existence was a bit redundant, he would have become an idiot.

"Then I'll go first, see you later."

Iruka said goodbye at the right time, and Uchiha Izumi was immediately relieved, but at this time, Choruka suddenly reached out and grabbed Iruka's wrist, and said as a matter of course in his puzzled eyes:

"Although you should know my name from the third Hokage-sama, I think it's better to introduce it formally."

After a pause, String Moon took a deep breath, and when she made this move, Iruka's gaze had to stay in front of her erect majesty for a second under the effect of gravity before quickly moving away, and Izumi Uchiha, who noticed his rapid flashing gaze, suddenly looked at him with a garbage look, obviously Iruka's first impression on her was not very good.

"My name is Uchiha Senzuki, and I'm a member of the Konoha Police Department, so I'll remember that if you dare to break the law, I have the right to arrest you to the Police Department."

"Shhhh Remember, I don't break the law, what can you do with me? ”

"I can't say for sure."

"Then wait until I break the law."

Iruka shrugged her shoulders and unceremoniously broke free of her hand, then put her hands in her trouser pockets, stopped talking, and walked gracefully down the street, but he didn't notice the slightly curled corners of her mouth behind him, and the inexplicable smile that permeated her almost perfect countenance.