Section 30 Red Sleeves Add Fragrance Pavilion
Duan Shuai suddenly reacted: "Are you an elder?" Not Elder Mei? The old man suddenly laughed and said, "Yes! Oh, yes! The children can be taught, the Duan Alliance Master is really well-informed, it is not easy to think that an old immortal like me can still be lucky enough to meet a knowledgeable person like the Duan Alliance Leader! ”
Duan Shuai then remembered that Bai Luoting had told him that there was an old man on the rivers and lakes who had no face on his face, so he was called faceless. But this person's kung fu is really treacherous and abnormal, and soon after he first arrived in the rivers and lakes, he was beaten as a cult person, and was despised by the people of the Central Plains. At that time, Duan Shuai thought that the master was bragging, how could there be a person in the world who would have no face, and how could there be such a person in the world who happened to have very high martial arts?
But today, he had to believe what Bai Luoting said, and he asked tentatively: "You just don't have a senior?" The old man suddenly stood up and trembled, "You... How would you know my name! With that, the glass in his hand clicked and turned into powder.
Duan Shuai stood up and said: "I have heard a little about it, but I don't know that no predecessor is actually working on an errand in the Moon Villa now." He smiled and said, "People, you always have to eat, you don't have a place for me to eat here, so I can only find a place to eat for me." ”
He slowly walked to the table, picked up another wine glass, filled the glass with wine, and stretched out towards Duan Shuai: "Duan Alliance Master, smell whether my wine is fragrant or not." A burst of wine aroma hit Duan Shuai like a true qi. Duan Shuai obviously felt a murderous aura, and then he realized that there must be something strange in this wine. He struggled to control his snort, and transported a stream of true qi to his throat, and suddenly exhaled violently, blowing the wafting aroma of wine to Faceless's side again.
The faceless face changed abruptly, the wine glass in his hand was crushed again, and he had already come to the side, this wine smell hit the pavilion pillar, and the colorful glaze on the pillar suddenly turned into a scorched wood color, and the fierceness of this wine smell can be seen. Duan Shuai smiled: "Good wine!" Sure enough, it's good wine! ”
The faceless mentality had lost his calmness, and he said after a while: "The Duan Alliance Master is really extraordinary, so how about inviting the Duan Alliance Master to try this dish again?" He gestured to the empty table. Duan Shuai glanced at the table a little blankly, except for a pair of tooth-white chopsticks, he couldn't even see the vegetable leaves. He asked embarrassedly, "What?" What about the dish? ”
Smiled lightly, and actually showed his teeth, it turned out that this person had teeth, and if you looked closely, this person's facial features were still there except for the nose, but they were just hidden in a piece of hair. At this time, there was a slight change on the cobblestone tabletop, and dozens of pebbles were rolling on the table as if someone had pried them open, and the direction was naturally the same, in the direction of Duan Shuai.
Each pebble is generally large in size, but the color is completely different, except for the intense color, the other dark colors are available. Duan Shuai immediately saw the change in this desktop, but he didn't know what he was going to do. After a while, the pebbles suddenly took on the shape of a line of words: "Roast beef with potatoes!" ”
Duan Shuai almost burst out laughing, he clutched his stomach and said, "This, this is the dish you invited me to eat?" Facelessly, he said, "Huh? Any questions? You can try it first. The five big characters of this potato roast beef suddenly attacked Duan Shuai together. Only then did Duan Shuai realize that the direction corresponding to these words was the various important points on his body, especially the burning words in the middle, and there were more than twenty pebbles in a row, all of which were towards the fatal acupoints on his chest.
Duan Shuai stood up, it was not difficult to avoid it, but it seemed to be even more difficult to avoid them all than to ascend to the sky. Sure enough, three or four of them hit his calves, his calves suddenly went numb, and the whole person sat down on the ground, such acupoint kung fu was really unexpected, even Duan Shuai had to admire. But at this time, it seems that it is useless to just admire, because the faceless second course has already been cooked.
Duan Shuai's eyes were dumbfounded, this time it was not pebbles that were used to cook, but bamboo outside the pavilion. Bamboo is not terrible, what is terrible is that the faceless bamboo is actually shocked into small bamboo sticks with internal force. A section of the pillar was actually divided into thousands of small bamboo skewers, and the second dish composed of small bamboo skewers was called: "Toothpick meat." "Toothpick meat, who is a toothpick? A bamboo skewer is a toothpick, so who is the meat? Duan Shuai's back was already soaked.
He endured the numbness in his calves and tried to keep himself calm, but when the thousands of toothpicks flew over, Duan Shuai was still not calm, he rolled over and rolled on the ground, rolled down the steps four or five times, and hit his head, hands and feet on the rockery, it was really unbearable, but coincidentally, he just dodged the thousands of toothpicks.
When Duan Shuai came back to his senses, he seemed to be a little surprised that he had no face, not only was he surprised that Duan Shuai actually dodged, but he was even more surprised that Duan Shuai actually stood up in a dignified manner. No one would have thought that under the collision of the rockery, Fang Cai accidentally unlocked the acupoint on his calf. You must know that being hit by a pebble is not the same as the force in a finger. But it's just such a coincidence that the stone is still unraveled by the stone.
Duan Shuai secretly scolded in his heart: "You faceless and skinless guy, let you be vassal, fortunately, I moved so many rockeries, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to solve this acupoint." "Is there a third course? Naturally, there is, and he is already working on his skills again, but can Duan Shuai still let him cook this third dish again? The answer is no.
Do you think you're really a guy? Duan Shuai flew forward with anger, and the ingredients for the third dish were the four stone benches next to the table, and the stone benches suddenly turned into a number of stones under the faceless fiddle, and they were displayed in the air word by word: "Steamed sea bass... "It's all because the perch has too many perch strokes, and he proudly gave Duan Shuai the opportunity to attack again. As soon as the perch character was written, Duan Shuai had already rushed over, and shook it with a palm, and the three words that had been written had turned into a plate of loose sand. Without a face, he still has to give up, and he has to do it again, Duan Shuai has already flown in with a palm, and with a poof, he saw that he was like a perch and was beaten into the lake under the pavilion by Duan Shuai.
Duan Shuai muttered: "I'll give you a soup, this is called steamed sea bass soup!" When Duan Shuai walked down the rockery, the two envoys suddenly became respectful to Duan Shuai: "The leader of the Duan Alliance is really miraculous and witty. We haven't seen anyone who can eat the second dish without the elder, and you actually ate three dishes in a row, and even returned one of his dishes, what a hero! ”
Duan Shuai smiled: "What? Do I want to see your master, must I meet these four elders first? One of them hesitated and said, "That's not necessary, it's just that my family master is busy now, and these elders are here to relieve the boredom of the Duan Alliance Master." Duan Shuai rubbed his calf and said, "It's really the first time I've seen such a boring solution." Let's go, take me to meet the next Elder Lan! ”
The messenger snorted and said, "Okay, let's go!" Saying that, the two led the way in front, and after walking out of the rockery, they came to a courtyard, and there was also a lotus pond in the yard, but there was a corridor with nine curves and eighteen bends built on the lotus pond. At the end of the cloister is a red house, yes, a red house hung with red silk.
Duan Shuai has seen countless new houses for marriage, but there has never been a new house that can be compared to the red silk hanging from this house. Because the house has been almost wrapped in these red silks, it is almost impossible to see any other color. Duan Shuai asked with some dazzle, "This is your Elder Lan's residence?" This old man is so delicate! In fact, he sighed in his heart: "This old thing, when he was young, must not have been a good bird, or he was a eunuch from the palace." ”
The red house has three floors, and the third floor is an attic, on which hangs a red gauze tent, and in the tent there is obviously a person sitting, but judging from the figure alone, it is completely impossible to tell the person's appearance and age. The two messengers took Duan Shuai to the door of the red house, and the five big characters "Red Sleeves and Fragrance Pavilion" were written on the door. Duan Shuai secretly scolded: "Phew! It's not serious! ”
This time it was different from the last time when there were no elders, the two envoys desperately wanted to go up to the attic, but the maid standing outside the door stopped them and said, "Elder Lan has an order, I can only let the Duan Alliance Master go up tonight." Duan Shuai smiled: "Then should I be flattered?" With a smile, he strode in. There was almost no difference between the inside and the outside, it was all red, and if you brought a bull into the house, it wouldn't be crazy.
Duan Shuai is not a cow, he is a man, and men are also extremely sensitive to red, because most of the colors red refer to women, which man is not sensitive to women? Sensitive is sensitive, but Duan Shuai can suppress the impulse in his heart. Even if he suddenly found that all the maids in this room only wore a red belly pocket on their upper bodies, he could force his inner desire to go up step by step, trying not to look at them.
After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped, for he caught a glimpse of the belly pocket of one of the maids suddenly falling to the ground with the wind, and a piece of spring light was unobstructed. Duan Shuai's face turned red, but fortunately, in such a house, the poem couldn't tell whether it was red or black. He continued on his way up pretending to ignore it. Only then did he realize that every time he took a step, there would be a maid's belly pocket downstairs floating in the wind, and after he stopped, nothing like this happened.
Could it be that there is some mechanism on this staircase that can tear the maid's belly pocket off with his steps? Duan Shuai slapped himself twice in his heart, he was still thinking about these things at this time, it was simply too normal.
If any man came to the Red Sleeve Pavilion and didn't think about these things, then it would be strange! When he walked to the second floor, Duan Shuai's body was already a little hot, he looked back, the floor slab on the first floor had been sealed, I don't know whether it was regret or regret, Duan Shuai let out a long breath.