Dongfang Xiaoshu glanced at the bloodstained soles of his shoes with a little disgust, rubbed them the ground, and finally wiped the blood clean and appeared on the sixth floor of the stone tower. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Lao Tzu has been waiting for a long time, and finally a panting one came out, come, let's fight, I won't keep my hands!"

A man who was standing restlessly in the sixth layer saw Dongfang Xiaoshu appear on the sixth floor of the stone tower, and shouted at the top of his throat, with a look of excitement.

Dongfang Xiaoshu stared at the excited man, revealing a question, and finally rolled his eyes, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I take the liberty of asking, are you Gui Geng this year?" ”

"How do you speak, Lao Tzu is only sixteen years old this year, and he can enter the secret realm of the South China Sea, his age can't be faked, is Lao Tzu really so advanced?"

The man shook his head, stood on his shoulders, held up a face full of beard except for his forehead, and asked disapprovingly, as if he didn't think he was ahead of his time.

"Hehe, not ahead, definitely not ahead! Whoever says you're ahead of your time, I'll be in a hurry with whom! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu's deep eyes widened, and he was extremely cooperative with the man, and said with a serious face.

"Damn, it's the first time I've met someone who is so close to you, and I'm so righteous when I tell lies! My name is Qin Tian, and I hope we can be friends with the worshippers! ”

Qin Tian pulled his throat, his eyes showed sincerity, he clenched his fists, and said roughly, with a posture of hating each other.

The relationship between people is like people going to a strange place, some people feel very comfortable, some people feel uncomfortable, comfortable nature becomes friends, those who are not accustomed to water and soil are not enemies or passers-by, and those who become friends are not nothing, the probability is too small.

"Refreshing, my name is Nightmare, and I only have two hobbies in this life, one loves money, and the other is a good color!"

Dongfang Xiaoshu patted his chest and said frankly without a trace of concealment.

"Hahaha...... Although I Qin Tian is a rough person, our eyes are bright, and you are a sincere person at first glance! Let me tell you, it's normal for a man to be nice, but is a man who is not lustful still a gentleman? I'm sorry for the guy under the crotch! ”

Qin Tian laughed and hooked up with Dongfang Xiaoshu, talking like an old friend who hadn't seen him for a long time, and the idea of doing a fight had already flown out of the clouds.

Qin Tian pulled Dongfang Xiaoshu to talk nonsense, and every time Dongfang Xiaoshu interjected, it was just the right finishing touch, and the more the two of them talked, the more harmonious they became.

"Look at my memory, Brother Nightmare, I almost forgot about business while chatting! What's the matter, do we want to compare! ”

Qin Tian slapped his thigh, as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked Dongfang Xiaoshu.

"What a comparison, how hurtful it is! What I'm looking for isn't here, you advance and I retreat! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu sincerely appreciates Qin Tian's bold temperament, anyway, the bet with the big beauty girl is only good for him whether he wins or loses, and there is no harm, so he said very openly.

"How's that going to work! It's all gentlemen, it's better to compare and compare, I've been holding back for a long time! ”

Qin Tian held up a bearded face, and suddenly violated his bold temperament, and said a little obscenely.

"Compare and draw, hey, our hardest place is not the fist!" The Oriental Tree is equally obscene and obedient.

"Come to the lottery head, Qin Tian hates two things the most, one is that I am ahead of my time, and the other is my sister, my brain hurts when I see her, so my color head is my sister. Win or lose by distance, if you win, she is yours; You lose, it's mine! ”

Qin Tian said awe-inspiringly, leaving no room for Dongfang Xiaoshu to slow down at all, and pointed to the Void Heaven Ten Thousand Law Spear behind Dongfang Xiaoshu.

Dongfang Xiaoshu almost burst out laughing, how much he hates his sister, he actually used her sister as a lottery when they met for the first time.

"Hehe, it's still your sharp eyes, you know that behind us is a baby, but to tell you the truth, it's a sick seedling now, and it looks useless! Your girl wouldn't do the same, would she? ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu gestured with a full beard and said with a smile.

"How, why hate her? It's because she's so smart, sometimes I wonder if we were born by the same mother! Don't say it, hurry up and compare, it's uncomfortable! ”

Qin Tian took a step forward, stood at level with the Dongfang Xiaoshu, hummed, and untied his belt with an incomparably brave momentum.

The commotion sounded, and the two actually competed to pee.

"You haven't peed in a few days, it stinks!" Dongfang Xiaoshu turned his face away and asked disgustedly.

"Hehe, I haven't had my sister by my side lately, and I'm a little angry! Bear with me, brother! Qin Tian smiled and said without a trace of embarrassment.

"Hehe, Qin Tian, you can't pee as far as mine, you want to lose!"

"Nonsense, we can pee ten feet against the wind, how can we pee not as far as you, I have made a force!"

In the midst of the uproar, the two of them straightened their waists in unison, closed their mouths, and tried to urinate farther away.

Peeing is like a rainy day, there is always a time when the rain stops and the sky is fine.

The sound of the sprinkling faded away, and the victory finally surfaced.

"Damn, are you cheating, you still pee until now, it can't be fake!" Qin Tian shuddered, put on his pants, and said unpleasantly.

"It's rare and weird, it's a real original! We urinate a lot because we have a strong kidney! Dongfang Xiaoshu also shuddered, lifted his pants, and said proudly.

Zizizi's voice suddenly sounded, very harsh, and Ta Ling's yawning voice sounded out inopportunely: "Warning, warning, no open defecation is allowed in the holy land in the tower!" There will be a next time, and the qualification will be directly erased! ”

"Hahaha...... It's worth the trip, my sister is yours! The next time we meet, we'll continue to compare, I also have a strong kidney! ”

Qin Tian laughed, rubbed his shoes on the ground, and said the three words "I admit defeat" happily, and his body disappeared in a flicker.

"The turtle king eight mung beans are really a weirdo! didn't say anything, but also pressed his sister as gambling money, not an ordinary cow! But I like it! ”

Dongfang Xiaoshu straightened his waist, also rubbed his shoes on the ground, and after fastening his belt, the corners of his mouth were slightly curled and muttered to himself.

In the vast sea of people, it is an indescribable fate to be able to meet among all living beings.

It is a friend, please cherish it; It's an enemy, don't hate it.

Dongfang Xiaoshu clicked his mouth, retracted his thoughts, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, revealing a very proud, very treacherous smile, and said in his heart that Lao Tzu's urine had been held for at least a day, and he originally wanted to refine it, but he didn't expect it to play a role here.

Sure enough, if you pee, you are not afraid of being late.