Chapter 69: On the Correct Way to Fight Back After Being Listened to in the Corner
Jin Buer, who climbed the wall outside the house, glared back at the nine-tailed fox at a glance, so that she didn't dare to talk nonsense. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Inside the room, Wen Wenche was invited back to the table by Yu Linglong again.
"Linglong, although you are naturally beautiful, but these years will ruthlessly affect your appearance, I have read a lot of books over the years, and finally found a way to slim down your face and delay aging." Returning to his seat, Wen Wenche struck while the iron was hot, and hurriedly ran out of the magic weapon he had prepared. (Anyway, you're really a color scholar.,The purpose of reading books is to be a beautician for my sister)
"What is it?" Not to mention that becoming beautiful and delaying aging is an irresistible killer for women, as soon as Wen Wenqi's voice fell, Yu Linglong couldn't wait to blurt out
Wen Wenche stretched out two fingers and put them on his face and said: "There are many acupuncture points on both sides of the human face, if you make a fist every day and use internal force, like this. As he spoke, he clenched his hands into fists and pressed them against his face, slowly pressing them. Massage a stick of incense for a long time, perseverance, will be effective. (Click!) It turns out that the face slimming massage exercise was invented by you. Awesome my brother! )
"So?" Yu Linglong looked serious about learning how to maintain her beauty. His hands kept learning to press on his face, and from time to time he asked if he was doing the right thing. With that preoccupied look, I can only say that she is worthy of a woman!
Outside the door, Jin Buji looked at the two of them through the crack in the door and whispered: "Nonsense, who will believe you!" As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt that the movement behind him was a little wrong, and when he turned around, he saw that the nine-tailed fox and Tang Ao were learning to Wen Wenche and massage their faces with their fists. Immediately stunned, then straightened up and glared angrily with his eyes, and the three of them put down their hands and pretended to look away.
Seeing that the three of them were back to normal, Jin Buji lowered his head again and put his ear against the door, intending to dictate the message, but suddenly saw a long sword appear in front of Jin Buer's eyes through the door panel, if Jin Buji hadn't dodged fast enough, the sword would have been inserted from his ear.
But it's no wonder that Yu Linglong, when the girl is confessed, someone will be angry when she listens to the corner, and this is all because the Jade Linglong City Mansion is deep enough to endure it for so long, otherwise this kung fu Jin Fuji would have been unloaded into eight petals a long time ago.
"I've heard enough after listening to it for so long!" Yu Linglong said coldly through the door.
"I'll teach them a lesson!" Hearing this, he immediately seemed to be a dog
"Forget it." Yu Linglong shook her head, obviously not wanting to have a head-on conflict with Jin Fuji and his gang. And Jin Buji's face behind the door was cloudy and sunny for a while before he took the three nine-tailed foxes away. (In the original book, Jin Fuji and the others listened to the corner of the jade Linglong wall in their own room, and Xiao Luo changed it to outside the jade Linglong room here, after all, it is impossible for an innkeeper to make the sound insulation of his room so low that even the people in the guest room next to him can hear it, and he is still a woman.) It's unrealistic. )
Rewind the clock to five minutes ago
In the room of the young master and others, at this time, the young master and Lao Ba were lying on their sides on the same bed, and Yan Xun had already run away because he didn't want to look at the spicy scene. Leaving Lao Ba and the young master to go to bed early and be "passionate".
I saw that at this time, the young master was lying on his side, and the tip of Lao Ba's nose was only less than two centimeters away, looking at Lao Ba with half-squinted eyes and affection, as if he was about to melt an iceberg with tenderness. If Yan Xun was here, I am afraid that the whole person would have turned into goosebumps at that time.
And Lao Ba was also uncomfortable by the young master's eyes, and said, "You can't sleep?" ”
"Can't sleep." The young master said
"I can't sleep either." Lao Ba Dao (What are you two going to do??? )
Looking at the young master's face with tenderness and smirk, Lao Ba said again: "If you want to step on two boats with one foot, be careful to split into a line of legs and kill you!" ”
Hearing this, the young master was startled before he suddenly opened his eyes and reacted, and said with a displeased face to the old man who interrupted his beautiful fantasy: "Why are you pretending to be exquisite!" ”
"I didn't play Linglong, you were evil." Old Ba Dao.
The young master, who was disturbed by his father's fantasy, lost interest in an instant, sat up, walked to the window, prepared to breathe, just opened the window, suddenly his eyes froze, and he waved his hand and called "Lao Ba" to signal him to come.
"What are you doing?" Lao Ba sat up and stretched lazily.
"Come here!"
"What's the matter?" Lao Ba walked to the young master with a reluctant face.
"Do you still recognize the carriage?" The young master pointed to a very tall carriage lane outside the window
"I don't know." Lao Ba glanced at it, shook his head and said.
"The one in the root tea shed is exactly the same, it must be golden." The young master would wave his hand and signal Lao Ba to get closer, and whispered.
"So what?"
"Let's check it out!" The young master said. "If the white jade Guanyin is inside, just do it."
"It's so late, it's dangerous outside, there are snakes and wolves." Lao Ba was obviously reluctant to go out and take risks. With his character, he is still very timid and afraid of death under normal circumstances. Although his IQ is not in arrears, there are not many times.
"Hey! You're also a macho man, what are you afraid of! The young master said excitedly.
"I can't say that, there are not many handsome men in the world, I want to sacrifice in vain like this, heaven and earth don't allow it!" Lao Ba said.
When the young master heard this, he was full of helplessness, and his face was ruthless. "Die!" A hand slapped Lao Ba on the face, but can it really hurt someone like Lao Ba who is known for his invincible face. That's a problem.