Picture 22 My contest with a beautiful man
Staring at the business card on the table, I paced around tangled with my hands behind my back. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Manji's father finally couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "What's wrong?" What is it that makes you so entangled? You've been staring at it all afternoon. As he spoke, I reached for the business card, and said that it was too late, and I hurriedly put it in my pocket, and said that I had nothing to dodge into the bathroom.
Squatting on the toilet, I pulled out my crumpled business card and spread it out to take a closer look. "I also love the Sky Psychological Counseling Agency, Psychological Counselor - Yuri."
Yuri? …… The name inexplicably feels a little familiar. "Well, psychological counseling, is it normal, there are so many people who are sub-healthy now, and it is normal to go to psychological counseling? Right? Existential is reasonable, right? I nodded my head "mmmmmmmm Well, let's go to the meeting!
It's the last weekend of my vacation, and I called Youyou as an introducer, and I can hear the joyful voice of Youyu through the earpiece. Well, there is no one who cares so much about my business except Manji's father. No! Daddy Manji's stupid guy didn't care so much!!
However, the reality is cruel, when I saw Youyou painting a flaming red lip makeup, wearing a tight-fitting low-cut hip skirt, showing long white legs, stepping on the sky-high (forgive me for wearing only jeans and white shirts, at most Taobao striped ankle long skirts, I usually feel like I have painted light makeup when I take a little BB cream, I really feel poor for depicting the dress of sexy girls), and when I appear in front of me with a head taller, I know that I am self-inflicted.
"Wow, you're on a blind date? Do you want to make such an exaggeration? You've been 6 centimeters taller than me since you were in high school, and now you're going to take me underground? "I tilted my head and despised her, and I just felt like my neck was cramping.
"Is it such an exaggeration?" She looked down at me with a look of squint that almost me off.
But after a while, I truly understood the gloom and regretted why I was so unkempt. Let's put it this way, he's Do Min-joon, he's Lee Min-ho, he's Song Joong-ki! In short, just throw all the beautiful man's words to him. This handsome but friendly face, smiling slightly, revealing white and neat teeth, white face with white shirt, simple but not simple. With a long body and 2-meter legs, jeans shine on the body. Oh, I suddenly felt so guilty, I felt guilty for Manji's father, obviously Manji's father is also very handsome, why doesn't he give people such a strong sense of impact? Why? …… Belch...... Maybe it's because we've been together for too long.
In all fairness, the first time I met Manji's father, I was also a nymphomaniac to the point where I almost stopped breathing. Because he was flying down the hill on a downhill bike, braking at a speed of 2 meters from me, the rear wheel lifted high and then landed lightly. The moment the helmet was taken off, a pair of heroic eyes smiled apologetically, the sun shone on his wheat-colored skin, sweat ran down his cheeks across the Adam's apple, and a magnetic mellow voice accompanied by strong breathing asked me gently, "Didn't scare you, did you?" "And then I died.
Belch...... The thought drifted away, why did he look at the beautiful man but think about Manji's father? It's so loyal that I'm going to tears.
Probably because he had been stared at for too long, the beautiful man coughed a little embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "Let the two beauties wait for a long time." "The voice is gentle and straight to the heart. Sure enough, I was doing psychological counseling, and I didn't speak well, so I was afraid that I would be beaten, right?
When you hear this voice, you immediately come to life. Pursed his lips and smiled, "No, we just arrived." The voice was so gentle that my neck was crooked.
"Oh, let's go, there's a coffee shop in front of us, let's sit down and talk?" The beautiful man looked at me inquiringly, and I only felt nervous about breathing, and I didn't know what to say with my eyes stared.
"Okay, okay, let's go, okay?" After you finished speaking, she took two steps forward and walked side by side with the beautiful man.
Huh? Left me alone? Looking at the four long legs in front of me, and the appearance of Youyou's willow waist swinging, I couldn't help but secretly greet Youyou a hundred times.
Everyone settled down at the coffee shop, ordered drinks, and chatted.
"Hello, Ono, I'm Yuri." As he spoke, the beautiful man handed over a business card. I took it with a light smile and pretended to read it carefully, but in fact, the content of it had been engraved in my heart for eight lifetimes, and I even memorized the fax number.
"Your situation, Youyou told me a little bit about it......" I shook my head to look at Youyou, why did she tell someone in advance "Some"? Youyou looked at me with big innocent eyes and said, "I'll help you consult in advance!" ”
Hey, forget it. Anyway, it's all about saying, it's the same sooner or later, and I don't expect to leave a good impression in the handsome guy's heart, we originally came as a "patient", but with the "loss" last time, I decided to investigate the true level of this person first.
"I heard you're a psychopath?" I bluntly threw out the question.
The beautiful man almost got stuck with a "click". Youyou also frowned and glared at me, and said to me in a low voice: "I told you, it's perverted psychology, what kind of study is perverted, is it good to have a bit of culture?" "You Yu seems to have lost face, but my heart is a lot more refreshed, and I can't help but smile.
"Hehe, just kidding. Well, I've learned a little bit about abnormal psychology before, and I'm also a psychology enthusiast. I looked at him with an eyebrow raised.
He didn't care, and smiled softly: "Oh? So tell me about the perverted psychology you understand? ”
Hmph, you want to test me? Who is my Fang Ono?
"Abnormal psychology is a sub-discipline of psychology. Also known as pathological psychology, it uses psychological principles and methods to study the manifestations, causes and mechanisms of abnormal psychological or pathological behaviors and their development laws, and to explore the methods of identification and evaluation and corrective and preventive measures. Abnormal psychology can manifest itself in many ways. According to the mental process or symptoms, it can be divided into sensory disorders, perceptual disorders, attention disorders, memory disorders, thinking disorders, emotional disorders, volitional disorders, behavioral disorders, consciousness disorders, intellectual disabilities, personality disorders, etc. According to the manifestations or symptoms of clinical mental illness, it can be divided into neurotic disorders, psychotic disorders, personality disorders, drug and alcohol dependence, sexual perversion, psychophysiological disorders, adjustment disorders, child behavior disorders, mental retardation, etc. After speaking, I picked up the coffee, pretended to take a sip elegantly, and thought to myself, who wouldn't know how to do Cha Du Niang.
Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Yuri, waiting for Yuri to speak.
Yuri nodded and said lightly: "The summary is good, the memory is so good, almost word for word." ”
I suddenly blushed, this guy, does you know my Baidu?
Yuri took a sip of his coffee, looked at me with burning eyes, and said, "Well, I edited this entry." ”
Suddenly, I felt like I had been hit in the face.
Youyou was at a loss on the side, completely unaware that I and the beautiful man on the other side had been fighting for a round, although this fight was a bit wishful thinking on my part. In fact, I can't tell myself, such a stunner, why do I feel inexplicably repulsed from the bottom of my heart?