The appearance is mediocre, the temperament is mediocre, the skin is rough, the complexion is dark, the body is thin, and a loose silver-gray military uniform is worn on the body, just like the costume of a big opera.

The funniest thing is that the head is bald and the eyebrows are bald, which is like stuffing the whole head into the stove and turning it around twice, burning the hairs and pulling them out, and then rinsing them with water.

If Wan Qiuqing hadn't sent it in person and introduced it in person, the young men in the room would have thought that this was a clown from a theater troupe who had gone to the wrong place.

They all stared at Zhang Xiaopaw in amazement, trying to find something extraordinary from Zhang Xiaopaw, but they searched back and forth from head to toe several times, but they didn't find anything special. They even felt that it was better to go to a random refugee camp outside the city and wash up and dress up than Zhang Xiaopai.

This guy is here to be funny, right?

They looked at each other, and they both saw the same doubts in each other's eyes as they did in their hearts.

Zhang Xiaopaw was reminded by Niu Dawa, and now the room was full of people who hadn't moved their chopsticks, as if they were waiting for his last person to arrive, but he was full of thoughts about eating when he sat down, and he didn't say hello to everyone, which was really rude. So he hurriedly withdrew his gaze from the side dish in front of him, and looked around:

"Please!"

"Please!"

"Please!"

politely or bowed back or nodded in greeting, and unceremoniously pretended not to see.

"Eat. Eat it. I'm hungry too. Niu Dawa picked up the chopsticks and said.

"Eat. Zhou Jianlai also smiled and picked up the chopsticks.

Zhang Xiaopaw nodded, picked up the chopsticks, shook off his cheeks, and took a bite left and right.

Niu Dawa is also in a similar posture.

Zhou Jianlai sat upright, eating slowly one bite at a time, calmly and elegantly. This is the strict etiquette education he has received since he was a child, and it has already been imperceptibly integrated into his bones, and he can't pretend to be it.

Jingle bell

Squeak, squeak

For a while, the huge room was full of the sound of Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa throwing off their cheeks to eat vegetables. The chopsticks don't know how to take measure, the chopsticks hit the bottom of the saucer, and the chewing doesn't know how to close the mouth, making a loud chewing sound.

Full of two old hats from the countryside!

After seeing Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa's eating appearance, a young handsome man gave the two of them such an evaluation. Some even frowned, showing displeasure, feeling that sitting in the same room as the two to eat was degrading their status.

Some of them who have a love for Qi Yoyo have a handsome son, originally heard Wan Qiuqing's high praise for Zhang Xiaopu, and couldn't help but feel a little nervous, feeling that a strong competitor had come, but after seeing Zhang Xiaopaw's vulgar eating appearance, the tension in his heart was suddenly swept away, and they all shook their heads with a smile, feeling that they were too worried.

The four dishes were swept away by Zhang Xiaopu in the blink of an eye, and he picked up the plate and brought it to his mouth as if no one was around, opened his mouth and poured it in. Take a sip and drink all the little soup in the shallow dish.

Put down the chopsticks, and the four shallow dishes are as clean as washing.

"Two starving ghosts reincarnated!" muttered in an unpleasant tone, his voice was not loud, but the room was quiet, so the sound clearly reached everyone's ears.

The young heroes suddenly showed expressions of deep approval.

If Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa's vulgar eating appearance is reluctantly acceptable, but Zhang Xiaopaw has to pick up the plate and drink the vegetable juice after eating, which is really unacceptable to them. Not to mention the disgusting action of Niu Dawa openly sticking out her tongue and licking the plate.

"Insult Sven! Insult Sven!" another person shook his folding fan and shouted angrily.

Syllable!

Niu Dawa was angry, and the case was up, the tiger looked at the person angrily, and was about to speak, but was stopped by Zhang Xiaopai, and said: "I don't know them, why bother with them?

Say, Sven can't eat or drink, it's humiliating, what's the use of it?"

"You have a point. Niu Dawa gave Zhang Xiaobao a thumbs up, and the anger in his heart disappeared at once, and he sat back.

"Get out!"

"You two get out of here!"

"My son is ashamed to dine with you two barbarians who don't know etiquette!"

When the man heard that Zhang Xiaopu had heard the understatement, he actually compared Sven with eating and drinking, how ignorant and ridiculous it was, and he was angry on the spot. The case was filmed, and the cups and saucers on the shocked case jumped wildly, and they roared hysterically at Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa.

"There is a dog barking, what should I do?" Niu Dawa was angry again, but did not get up immediately, but asked Zhang Xiaopaw for advice.

"I remember that the champion said that the reader and the dog barked, and the dog barked, so you should say, 'There is a dog barking'. Zhang Xiaopaw said seriously.

"Damn, neurotic!" Niu Dawa gave him an angry look.

"You two ignorant barbarian children, how dare you call this son a dog?

"Fart!" Niu Dawa glared angrily and said, "It's a dog, it's not a dog!"

"You" folding fan man pointed at Niu Dawa with a folding fan, Niu Dawa tilted his head, squinted at him from the corner of his eyes, smiled and grinned, with a scoundrel face, as if to say "What can you do to me?", the folding fan man was so angry that he trembled all over, and suddenly shouted: "This son wants to duel with you! The dignity of a scholar cannot be trampled on!"

"Damn, you're insane. Niu Dawa shook her hand angrily, retracted her gaze and turned her head, and said, "I'm too lazy to take care of you." ”

"You, you, you" The folding fan man pointed at Niu Dawa, you haven't had a reason for you for a long time, and when you encounter Niu Dawa's arrogance and unreasonableness, he doesn't seem to have any tricks at all.

"Brother Wenmao, don't be angry, you will hurt your body. A man in blue sitting on the east side of the room suddenly stood up, bowed to the folding fan man, and said, "When you encounter this kind of barbarian and vulgar person, it is better to let me reason with him." Some people don't understand literature and science, and they have to talk to him about martial arts. ”

The man with the folding fan looked a little slower, bowed back to the man in blue, and said, "Then there is Brother Lao Liyan." We must let them understand that we are a state of etiquette in Yancheng, not a remote place of barbarians. ”

"Brother Wenmao, please take a seat, leave everything to you. The man in blue nodded in agreement.

"Brother Liyan, educate these two wild children well. ”

"Yes, let them pay for their vulgarity. Some people who couldn't get used to Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa immediately came out to echo.

"Today is the first day of Brother Changkong, and everyone had better value harmony. A woman in green clothes said with a sad expression.

"Yes, everybody's discouraged. Although the two of them did something wrong, it was always bad to fight. Someone persuaded him.

The man in blue squinted at Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa from the corner of his eyes, and said proudly: "It's okay if you don't do it, but you have to make the two of them apologize." Apologize to everyone for affecting everyone's appetite by the way the two of them eat disgustingly. Seriously, if it weren't for the fact that the two of them were guests of the Qi family, Lao Tzu would have blasted them out a long time ago. People are divided into three, six, nine and so on, how many are you and don't have a little pressure in your heart?"

"Hehe, the poor people in the countryside happen to be hungry again, and they are inevitably a little impatient when eating. You are all highly educated and talented women, and your bearing is extraordinary, can't you even accommodate two country boys? No. Not. The persuader persuaded again, obviously he was very tolerant of Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa.

As soon as these words came out, many people nodded subconsciously, feeling that they seemed to be making a big fuss. Everyone has a case, each eats their own food, two uneducated country boys, eat a little impatiently, why not make a big fuss.

Unexpectedly, the man in blue did not give in and said, "The countryman should go, and the countryman should go."

Place to eat, not to sit with us, the elite children of the upper class. The two of them must apologize today, otherwise I, Sun Liyan, will definitely teach them a hard lesson and let them recognize their identities. In addition, I have to go to the master's house and ask what it means to have two countrymen on our table, and whether it is intended to humiliate us?"

"Brother Liyan, I'll top you!"

"Everyone should apologize for the mistakes they have made, and rednecks have no privileges!"

"The two of them were really disgusting to Miss Ben, and after eating, they picked up the plate and drank the vegetable juice, and what was even more excessive was that he even stuck out his tongue and licked it, almost throwing up Miss Ben's nausea. So, they have to apologize!"

"Damn!" Niu Dawa unceremoniously raised two middle fingers at them and scolded: "A bunch of self-righteous bullshit." Damn, if you are left in the cellar and starved for three or five days, you must be cleaner than Lao Tzu licked. ”

Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa are both hungry and scared people, and in their eyes, as long as it is edible food, even if it is a drop of soup, it cannot be wasted. When I was in Liujia Village, not to mention licking the plates, even the pot for cooking rice, I had to wash it with water two or three times and drink it.

Of course, these young masters and young ladies in the room who had no worries about food and clothing must be unable to understand their vulgar eating.

"If you see it, they have no remorse!" Sun Liyan, the man in blue, shouted angrily.

"It's too much, it's too much!" the man with the folding fan was also indignant.

"It must be punished severely!"

"You, you" The man in yellow who had been persuading looked at Zhang Xiaopu and Niu Dawa, shook his head and sighed with hatred, "Take a step back, apologize, and you'll be fine." Why is that?"

The reason why he has been looking forward to Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa is because his ancestors were farmers in the countryside, and his grandfather will eat no food at all every time he eats at home, and the used dishes are as clean as washed water.

When he was young, he was ignorant, and he thought his grandfather was ashamed, but as Niu Dawa said, he was chained to the cowshed by his grandfather for half a month, and he was so hungry that in the end he lay in the cow trough and grabbed food with the cow. Who the hell has the heart to care about Si Bu Sven, evil is not disgusting, shame is not ashamed, respect is not dignified, it is good to live.

So now when he eats out, although he doesn't brush the dishes like his grandfather, he eats as clean as possible and doesn't waste.

So he understands Zhang Xiaopaw and Niu Dawa, just looking at their rudeness, but not a drop of soup splashed on the table, he knows how much they cherish the food in front of them.

He knew that the two men must have been starved greatly.

"!" Niu Dawa got up again, rolled up her sleeves and said: "Just do it, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed?"

Zhang Xiaopaw stood up, holding chopsticks and an empty plate in his hand, walked to Niu Dawa's side and patted him on the shoulder, asked Niu Dawa to sit down, and then walked to the folding fan man's case under the gaze of everyone, and bowed down to pick up all the dishes scattered on the case and put them on the plate.

The vegetables scattered on the case were shocked when the man who folded the fan just now took the case.

The plate was small and shallow, Zhang Xiaopaw picked up a full plate, held it in his hand, and asked the folding fan man, "You definitely won't eat these dishes." ”

"Hmph!" the folding fan man flicked his sleeves and said angrily: "They have all fallen to the ground, stained with dust, how can they eat? When this son is like you, is he an uneducated barbarian? Ridiculous!"

"Then what should we do with this dish?" Zhang Xiaopaw asked again.

"Naturally, it is poured into a bucket of rancid water and fed to the pigs and dogs. The folding fan man said.

"Childe knows that if this dish is sent outside the city, it can save the lives of at least three or five refugees. Childe has read the books of sages and sages, and understands the truth is naturally thousands of times more than me, an uneducated barbarian, and has the courage to ask Childe, which is more important, one meal of a pig and a dog, or three or five cheap lives?" Zhang Xiaopaw asked as he stared into the eyes of the man with a folding fan.