Taicong on the mountainside, the clouds and smoke are faint and ethereal (I am the best spirit stone: Chapter 396 of the Explosive Pet Cute Disciple). Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Plumes of smoke rose and blew, disappearing in an instant in the clouds.

The handsome man lifted his sleeves, the hem of his shirt, and his hair—his greasy hands busily firing his bow from side to side, tinkering with the two large roast chickens on the fire.

Behind a woman's back, she stood in the clouds, her dress fluttering, and her back was stunning.

In a soft and beautiful voice, he sang in a low voice: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and an old monk lived in the temple. The old monk said that once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and an old monk lived in the temple. The old monk said......"

Ren Xiaoyao smiled and said, "Little guy, look at what nonsense you read!" Let's do it all over again, get something more appropriate for the occasion. ”

The woman pursed her mouth, her big eyes slipped around, and she read crisply: "Once upon a time there was a mountain, called Taicong Mountain." There is a temple on the mountain, called Taicong Temple. There is an old immortal living on the mountain, called Taicong Immortal. What do you think? Isn't that a bit appropriate? ”

Ren Xiaoyao grinned, shook his head and said, "No, no, no!" Uncle Ren asked you to recite poems, not to let you be a fly, and to recite some humming chirps, it's not good! Again, remember to be a little more poetic! ”

But people whined and pretended to cry, muttering: "Uncle Ren, we are here to steal roast chicken, why do we learn from literati for no reason, what are we doing with some piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!" ”

Ren Xiaoyao shook his head and shook his head, and said: "It's still the same sentence - don't read poetry, don't give you meat to eat!" ”

"Ahh Uncle Ren! You don't bring such a vicious one! And behold—my stomach is hungry! But the people sang the song of mourning.

Ren Xiaoyao turned his head and said that he would never be soft-hearted!

But when people saw that the mourning policy didn't work, they were aggrieved and pursed their mouths, holding their chins and trying to think.

Ren Xiaoyao fiddled with the roast chicken with his hands, and said in a serious voice: "Little guy, Uncle Ren is also for your good." Look at what you're used to by your master! The food comes to open your mouth, the clothes come to stretch out your hand, that's what you're talking about! Eat a grilled fish, he removes the fish bones again, and feeds it with his own hands! And you don't even know how to kill fish! ”

"Look at you - sitting or not sitting, standing or not standing. Fly around all day, and as soon as you stop, you will nest in your master's arms. All right! If Xuan Wuchen isn't here, you won't even be able to sit well! ”

"Look at you—after a few steps, you cry out that your feet hurt and your legs hurt. As soon as you open your mouth, you will only tell jokes! How can it go on like this! While your master is away, Uncle Ren will take the opportunity to teach you. With this Demon Lord out of the horse, it is guaranteed that in a few days you will be reborn and renewed! ”

Ren Xiaoyao stretched out his hand proudly, full of confidence, full of hope for the future-

Suddenly, a glutinous voice reminded: "Uncle Ren, the fire is out." ”

Ren Xiaoyao lowered his head, hurriedly fiddling with the fire on the ground in a panic, blowing and blowing - whew! The fire was burning again.

Jade glanced at Uncle Ren of the big cat, couldn't help but roll his eyes, and muttered to himself: "If you don't die, you won't die......"

Sure enough, Ren Xiaoyao frowned, looked at his dirty hands, and shouted: "Ah! How could this Demon Lord's hands be dirty like this! Ahh ”

The next moment, a voice that desperately suppressed a smile sounded: "Uncle Ren, your face is dirtier!" ”

"Ahh

Ren Xiaoyao shouted again, and ran towards a stream not far away.

As expected, "Poof! With a bang, he jumped into the water!

"Haha......" Jade Shi was overjoyed, swallowed his saliva, smiled and moved his hands, grabbed a big roast chicken, and ate it happily.

I don't know what Uncle Ren's nerves suddenly were, after coming out of Fang Lin Yuan, he shouted that he wanted to give her a whole body makeover.

And the so-called major transformation, for her, is simply a big torture! You can't fly, you can't run, you can't jump, you can't speak foul language - you have to say chapters and poems!

Nima! What is this not naked/naked/naked torture?!

Of course she's going to resist!

"Uncle Ren, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk!"

Uncle Ren had no choice but to lead by example, not flying around at will, not using exercises at will, walking to demonstrate movements, and speaking to demonstrate idioms and verses.

She shook her head and shook her head, refusing completely.

"Uncle Ren, I'll admit defeat, I'll admit defeat, right?"

The next moment, she was screwed back - Uncle Ren had a cold face, shook his head and shook his head again.

She didn't care about shrugging her shoulders, patting her ass and leaving-Uncle Ren smiled, persuaded and coaxed, and even threw a trick - roast chicken!

In order to be blessed, she had to sacrifice happiness temporarily.

It's just that Ren Da Demon Monarch doesn't use magic to roast chicken, it's really slow, and while tossing her, he is tossing him. The final outcome is that the Great Demon Lord jumped directly into the stream!

No matter what, no one cares - eat more!

As for Ren Yao, who jumped into the stream and no one cared about it, he jumped up wet, cast a spell, dried his whole body, looked at his hands that had finally regained his cleanness, and looked down at the handsome and unparalleled face reflected in the stream, and then breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards someone who was eating heavily.

"Little one, tsk! Can't you be a lady? Look at you, your face is full of oil, your mouth is full of meat, where is the appearance of a fairy! ”

Ren Xiaoyao rolled his eyes and kept talking.

"Don't forget, what you just said - you have to memorize 3,000 idioms, and 300 verses to eat. How do you steal it? Put it down, finish it quickly, wait for Uncle Ren to conjure up a pair of chopsticks, a plate, pick out the chicken, you eat it one bite at a time, chew it slowly. Little one, be obedient. ”

Jade finally looked up, his mouth full of large mouthfuls of meat, his cheeks bulging, and his eyes widening at him.

Ren Xiaoyao covered his eyes and said, "Swallow it first, and then put the roast chicken down." Be obedient. ”

But people swallow the meat in their mouths and wave their hands like flies.

"Uncle Ren, let me nag you after eating, now find a corner to stay. Be obedient. ”

Ren Xiaoyao couldn't cry or laugh, so she had to be obedient and stand in the corner, waiting for her to finish eating.

He hurriedly stepped forward with a smile-

"Wait!"

A small hand reached out, successfully stopping him from approaching.

Ren Xiaoyao smiled and coaxed: "Little guy, it's time for an etiquette lesson." ”

But the man's little hand stretched out and shouted, "Wait! I have something to ask. ”

Ren Xiaoyao sighed, and reluctantly stopped: "Ask." ”

Jade also sighed and asked, "Uncle Ren, what's wrong with you?" Sick and feverish? Or have you gone mad? Everyone knows each other so well, so you can tell the truth. ”

Why do you want her to learn to be a lady for no reason?! If she could change, she would have changed a long time ago, okay? If she can change, she won't be called Xuanshi, just called a lady.

Ren Xiaoyao's handsome face was slightly red, and he muttered: "You still noticed ......"

Jade rolled her eyes and muttered, "Nonsense! "Can she not notice such an obvious change? Even if she became blind, she would definitely be able to detect it.

"Actually, it was Xuan Wuchen who asked this Demon Lord to do this."

"Huh?! My master?! ”