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Qiao Yu didn't go to the bathroom, but walked directly to the gift office. Well, the kidneys are good, and the toilet is less.

Since Jiu Limeng asked herself to accompany her, she regarded him as a friend in her heart, and when a friend was in trouble, he should draw a knife to help, and he would take action when it was time to make a move.

Meng Shouyu had no right to interfere in the matter of Jiu Limeng, and when Zhang Tairuo said this, he hurriedly asked the person next to him to call Meng Rujing.

When Qiao Yu came to the gift office, Zhang Tairuo had already fought with Li Xuchun.

"Just because your grandson looks like a bear, you still want to marry the eldest lady of the Meng family? Phew! ”

"What's wrong with my grandson? What is your grandson's name Zhongnan, why don't you call it Zhongbei, but also the southeast and northwest winds, and the white skin is hung in the red! ”

"Anyway, it's stronger than your grandson's name, Daniel Zhang, you have a silkworm chrysalis on your body!"

Of course, these words are just thinking about it in my heart, how can I really say it, after all, they are all people with status, and there are too many friends engaged in the media on the scene, although I look down on them in my heart, they will not be realized on my face.

Besides, today is the 80th birthday of Academician Meng, and whoever dares to make trouble will definitely be directly invited out, so this face will be a big shame.

Li Xuchun took a closer look at the "Bright Moon Drunken Rivers and Mountains", and nodded secretly, the charm is so rich, it is indeed genuine.

Wang Tuchuan is both a poet and a painter, and his poems and paintings are propagated for future generations because of "paintings in poems and poems in paintings".

Qiao Yu didn't learn well in the previous cultural class, and some time ago when he was still in Pingyang No. 2 Middle School, he made up for it, although he hadn't seen the picture scroll of "Bright Moon Drunk Rivers and Mountains", but he had heard of this poem.

Qingshan hidden spring,

The moon is the West Mountain.

Sipping a pot of wine at night,

He Zeng envied the flying immortals.

The scroll was placed on the table next to it, Qiao Yu read it, pouted and shook his head, and snorted. There are a large number of famous poems on the earth rotten in the brain, how can you afford to look at this broken poem.

Daniel Zhang, the little fat man, saw this young man with a look of contempt, and said unhappily when he boarded:

"What do you mean by shaking your head? Think my painting is fake? ”

Daniel Zhang was not tall, but his voice was not small, and when he opened his mouth, he immediately shifted everyone's attention from the painting to Qiao Yu's face.

"Who is this kid? Even a few paintings and calligraphy are said to be genuine, but he still doesn't believe it? ”

"I don't know which mountain popped out, and I don't have any literary atmosphere at all."

Whispers came from the mouths of several young men. Young people are young and vigorous, and they like to compare themselves with their peers the most, and they also like to hit each other.

"The moon shines on the mountains and forests, quiet and peaceful, and the breath of the bright moon and mountains is blowing in the face, which is indeed a real work."

Qiao Yu folded his arms in front of him, and with his eyes, he could naturally see the authenticity of this painting.

Daniel Zhang snorted.

Qiao Yu looked at Li Xuchun and Zhang Tairuo and said, "Although the painting is real, the poem is written ...... Too scummy. ”

Hoarse?

Everyone didn't believe their ears.

This kid who has never heard of it actually said that the poetry of the poet king is poorly written, and his brain is not kicked by the door panel...... No, you didn't get caught by a donkey, right?

The poem "Bright Moon Drunk Rivers and Mountains" is one of Wang Tuchuan's masterpieces, how many literati have written this poem in their homes, and you actually say that it is a scumbag?

If you have the ability, you can write one and try it, and see if I don't spray to death, you will have your surname!

An elder who looked like a middle school teacher coughed and said:

"Young man, you don't think the content of this poem is off topic because it's not Mingyue who is drunk, right? Let me tell you, in this poem, the bright moon and the rivers and mountains are dead things, dead things will not get drunk, and drunk people are people. It's just that the moon is drunk, because the drunken poet thinks that he is not drunk, in his eyes, it is the bright moon and the mountains that are drunk. ”

Yo~

Everyone seemed to be empowered, and their eyes when they looked at Qiao Yu suddenly became a little more disdainful.

It turns out that your language literacy is too low, and you are still at the surface stage of words, and you don't understand the use of anthropomorphism.

Everyone was just relieved, and suddenly heard Qiao Yu say:

"I don't know? My Chinese was not taught by my PE teacher. ”

"It's not the PE teacher, it's the computer teacher!" Mu Shujie made up for it.

Without waiting for everyone to accuse, Qiao Yu looked at the calligraphy and painting "Flying Snow" that Li Xuchun took out, and then, unsurprisingly, smiled again.

"Hehe, this one is worse than the one just now."

One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces,

Five, six, seven, eight.

Nine slices, ten slices, eleven slices,

Looking back, I don't see the Qianyi Palace.

The poem "Flying Snow" written by Emperor Yongli is purely a limerick poem, which has no charm and no realm.

He said that there was almost no objection to this poem, this poem was not very high-quality, and the reason why it was famous was because this poem showed the calligraphy of Yongli vividly.

The ancients thought that nine was great, and Yongli wrote nine "piece" words in "Flying Snow", none of which were the same, which amazed future generations.

And if-

Qiao Yu shook his head again and sighed: "The poetry is poorly written, and the calligraphy is not much better." ”

This time it stabbed the hornet's nest, and for a while everyone pointed at it, quite a kind of posture pointed by a thousand people.

There are also many people who are very disdainful of his approach, and it is just grandstanding, which is not very interesting.

Li Xuchun snorted heavily, Li Zhongnan stood up and pointed at Qiao Yu and said, "What to pretend, if you really have the ability, write one yourself and try it." Just by lip service, who wouldn't! ”

"It's just that I don't have any ability to mix blindly!" Daniel Zhang echoed.

Qiao Yu was about to say take pen and ink, when a "surprise" voice came from behind him.

"Qiao Yu, why are you here?"

Wei Xue pretended to look at him in surprise and covered her mouth and said.

In fact, since she came out of the orange hotel, she has been behind Qiao Yu and Jiu Limeng. She guessed about Jiu Limeng beside Qiao Yu for a long time.

When Qiao Yu and the others were rejected because of the invitation, she still thought to herself with contempt: It turns out that they just want to get in.

After waiting for a while, after hearing the girl next to Qiao Yu say that she was from the Meng family, she was shocked, and her hatred for Qiao Yu increased a little. How did this poor boy know the girl from the big family and get so close to her?

What made her even more angry was that Academician Wen, whom she wanted to know in every possible way, actually had a good conversation with him?

Why?

How can a Heike kid have so many opportunities?

Qiao Yu frowned, he had always hated a girl like Wei Xue who was in the terminal stage of her illness, and always thought that the world would revolve around her.

Li Zhongnan raised his eyebrows and said, "Do you know him?" ”

Wei Xue hurriedly nodded and replied with a smile: "I know, he plays basketball, and he was in the same class as me before." ”

She didn't say that Qiao Yu was singing, because songs and literature are inextricably linked, and poetry and poetry are endowed. But basketball is different, and literature has nothing to do with it.

A sports student who plays basketball is making a fuss, and not only the scholars present are unhappy, but the people of the owner are also faintly angry.