Chapter 292: Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense
"Elder Feng is in retreat, closing the life and death pass, which is the kind of person who becomes benevolent if he does not succeed, and it is inconvenient to meet guests for the time being. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Novels.2 If you always have anything, just look for me. Zhang Daniu didn't even blink an eye, and began to talk in front of everyone. If you only watch his performance, I believe that most people will believe his words, after all, his expression is too realistic. Even many disciples with keen ears and eyes, after listening to his words, couldn't help but turn their heads to look at Feng Sanjie sitting in the center of the big array, and wondered if sitting here would be just a clone supporting the scene.
And Zhang Daniu was not ashamed at all, and said to Yang Yuntian with a sincere face: "Don't look at me young, I am an elder of foreign affairs supervision personally appointed by the head of the Yuxu Sect, and I am specifically responsible for external contact matters. As long as you haven't stepped into the Jade Void Sect, your business belongs to foreign affairs, and it is within the scope of my management. I, the Elder of the Foreign Affairs Inspectorate, can take full responsibility! ”
Yang Yuntian couldn't help but raise his head and look at the position of the Jade Void Golden Top. After a long time, he retracted his gaze, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said with emotion: "Sure enough, it is a hero who is a young man!" Just at your face, Jiang Tianyu's doll didn't appoint the wrong person, and no one is more suitable for the position of Elder of Foreign Affairs Supervision than you! ”
Zhang Daniu not only successfully diverted his attention by talking nonsense with his eyes open, but also used the fallacy that what was outside the mountain gate was a foreign affair to successfully characterize his behavior of asking for an explanation as a matter under his jurisdiction. Unless you mess around yourself, don't try to make the difference. And he was very suspicious that if he continued to debate with a big face, he might not be able to discern the truth. The possibility of debating a false reason is a little higher, right?
After figuring this out, Yang Yuntian simply gave up the link of asking him for an explanation, and directly did not speak. The excuse I made up was untenable, and I relied on my own coercion by force. If it is really put on the table, it may not be able to compete for this sharp-toothed boy. And he didn't speak, Zhang Daniu was even more happy to shut up. Anyway, Song Wen's kid was smart, and he brought enough wine, food and pastries to eat for the two of them for an hour. If he could really spend this time so leisurely, he would be too easy and unchallenging!
It's a pity that Yang Yuntian didn't come to eat and drink, he casually tasted some exquisite-looking dim sum, drank a few glasses of monkey wine, and then wiped his mouth, stood up and prepared to leave. Before leaving, he turned his head and said solemnly: "Although you have sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, you are not a reckless and ignorant person. It can be seen that you are very good to Qing'er, and you are also sincere and respectful to the old man, and you feel relieved as an elder! I hope you don't let Qing'er down and take good care of her, otherwise the old man won't let you go. ”
"Don't dare! Can't! Zhang Daniu nodded again and again, like a turtle grandson-in-law who was lectured by his father-in-law, except for nodding like a chicken pecking rice, there was no other action. It wasn't until Yang Yuntian finished saying all the words and was about to reincarnate as a thunderbolt giant and continue to block the mountain gate of the Jade Void Sect that he pounced on him as if he had just woken up from a dream, and tightly pulled Yang Yuntian's sleeve. Like a migrant worker who was owed wages, he tugged on to the foreman's clothes tightly, and said pitifully: "Don't you sit anymore?"
"Huh!" Yang Yuntian had an expression of "Lao Tzu already knows everything", and said with a wicked smile: "Don't think that the old man doesn't know, Feng Sanjie wants you to come out and delay time." The old man saw Qing'er's face, he has made you delay for so long, what do you want? Is the old man staying here for the night? ”
"Hey, hey! So you know it all the time! Zhang Daniu scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.
"Even if I didn't know it, I know it now." Speaking of which, Yang Yuntian was a little overwhelmed. This kid is like a ghost in other aspects, but he is not good at acting. I want to procrastinate, but I can't find a decent topic. Seeing that he got up and left, he couldn't wait to hug his thighs directly and not let himself leave. If this kind of acting was placed in the mortal world, it would have starved to death a long time ago, and no one would have been fooled at all.
Yang Yuntian put on a posture of a senior pointing out a junior, looking at Zhang Daniu's humble request for advice, he couldn't help but say: "It's not that the old man is too talkative, it's really that your acting skills are too clumsy, even if you are blind, you can guess your intentions." The old man told you that in real acting, you have to replace yourself with the other party...... You kid is so cunning, the old man almost fell for your evil! ”
This kid can talk nonsense in front of himself with his eyes open without shame, is his acting really bad enough to make him go down? Could it be that he came here with the mission of delaying time, is he just a fool who doesn't pull a few people and drags himself hard? In fact, if you think about it carefully, all of this is that kid acting. And he is still stupidly in the trap, Baba's method of teaching this thief to deceive people, he will simply laugh off his big teeth. The really stupid person is not him, but this old thing himself!
Seeing that Yang Yuntian suddenly woke up and knew that his tricks had been exposed, he instantly changed from a good student eager for knowledge to a calculating "bad guy". He saw that Elder Taishang looked depressed, obviously annoyed that he was being teased by himself. He handed over a piece of pastry and comforted him in a soft voice: "You are still good, if you change the three precepts, I promise to be able to trick him into becoming old." I was wrong, and I had to help me count the money. When you leave, thank me! ”
"Humph!" Although there is still a bit of fire in his heart, Zhang Daniu belittles the three precepts and elevates his behavior is still quite useful. Thinking about Feng Sanjie's stay with this kid for a long time, it is actually quite miserable to endure his 24-hour uninterrupted coaxing. Thinking of this, his heart suddenly became much more balanced. People are like that, when you feel miserable, don't rush to think about it. You can try to compare yourself to others so that you feel like you're not too miserable.
Although most of the anger in his heart has disappeared, he has no face to continue to stay here. Originally, this time he came with the momentum of thunderbolt and thunder, wanting to shock the Quartet in one fell swoop and completely suppress the confidence of the Jade Void faction. Who knew that he was gaged by this kid, but the suppression was not suppressed, but he was beaten down. When deterrence becomes a joke, it can only be compensated for by hard power. As long as he could defeat the Jade Void Sect's proud Feng Sanjie, he would be able to completely extinguish their hopes and make them obediently surrender at the feet of Xi Kunlun.
"Your show is over, right? Now it's the old man's turn! ”